Does it bother you that I'm completely soulless?

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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is going to be about them taking on the Bluntman cinematic universe so expect a heavy dosage of onions.

I remember watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when I was a teenager. Watched it every day for an entire summer once. Weed and dick and fart jokes were great! But now, as an adult, yes. It bothers me greatly that people clung on and suck on his tears harder than that daemon harpy he married.

mallrats was fucking shit

I have no fucking idea how this guy makes his money. Does he just appear places and shill his vegan swill?

le weed marbel lel

There's something inherently false about him. He is so quick to show how emotional he is to the public with his "crying" Selfies. That and naming his daughter Harley is creepy.

At least he brought back Shannon Elizabeth

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This loser is always shilling for capeshit and nu-wars but didn't tweet or make a review for Alita

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who is the audience for Jay & Silent Bob supposed to be anyway?

He’s a literal slave locked in his house and paid by benefactors until he’s needed

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how is it that jay survived not ODing on heroin but KS nearly died of a heart attack? was it the weed that nearly killed him?

le weed n marbel doods

>killed by weed
wut

he just cant stop making that fucking face

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>You're the most soulless person I have ever met
You have no idea how much I wish he'd just disappear forever. I'm sure he feels the same way about himself.

Nah, he was just fat.

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What's his best movie? I sort of like Clerks, but that's significantly for the relationship between the two main guys. Everything else, I very likely have issues with in overall narrative.

IT'S FINALLY HERE

he wasnt a pot smoker until later on in his life so im assuming that weed smoking contributed to his massive heart attack

Don't get married, kids.

Dogma is still probably the strongest. Lot of star power.

Kevin Smith confirmed for Alita sequel?

When I was younger I saw clerks and thought,
>wow this motherfucker gets it
Then I saw mall rats, and chasing Amy and shit and
>thought he had his finger on the pulse
I saw Jay and silent Bob and
>alright this is still us
Then he did a "talk" where he was talking about how bad ass Bruce Willis was
>yeah, I can see it
Then he did another talk where he was bitching about Bruce Willis for the same reasons he had praised him for. He got wayyyyy to fat. I saw that degrassi shit. He had a heart attack. Instantly became a weight watchers whore.
>he unironically became a social justice fag. Weight watchers oprah fag. He lost the pulse. He is a sellout. Fuck him he is dead to gen x.

Cheesburgers are a worse drug han weed.

His doctor said him smiking pot actually saved his life. It kept him from panicking.

Do you think he's cognizant of how bad he's got it? Let's hope not. Poor bastard.

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I wasn't gonna

sounds like bullshit

Good post user +1

Get that fucking thief the fuck out if here. Kevin was "like a son" to him. Motherfucker Kevin Smith didn't even know if Stan Was being held hostage. He was all public "Stan can live with me". Motherfucker if Stan was like a father figure to Smith nothing short if his fat ass on Stans thieving doorstep would be enough.

Is this the momo ive been hearing about?