SNEAKING FOOD INTO THE MOVIE THEATER: GOOD OR BAD

For me it’s the McChicken.

>Portion midget
I'd love to go to your theater, user. I hate mine. We have a theater jester that pisses me off more than the supermarket gnome.
>When the theater jester starts making fat jokes about you for taking one of the larger slices
>Incites the entire room to join in

Did you tell Robert the theater jester is acting up?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>McChicken sauce
What?

Hit the treadmills lardasses

I didn't want to bother Robert. The jester is only doing his job I suppose, just seems like the jokes always on me whenever I pass by to watch a film. Same thing happens with the fire dancers always tossing the torch to me knowing I'll always fail to catch it.

Based 3-for-free poster

Hey at least the hula girls are always nice. When the theaters do their Hawaiian themed Thursdays.

>For me it’s the McChicken.
But it doesn't taste as good as the McDouble.

You want the Original Chicken Sandwich from BK when they are 1 dollar.

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wont happen

If I'm going to BK it's gotta be the Bacon King or nothing

>Assigned theater shooter uses pipe bombs even though every place has a strict no bomb rule
>No punishment
>I bring in a fucking burger from Smashburger
>I get banned for a year
Fucking faggots.

Anyone who needs to bring food into the cineplex should be holocausted

Doubles taste better

5 of these

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Burger King tastes like cheap microwave food

I did this when I was younger. Then realized I missed every movie cause I was going to take a piss every 15 minutes.

Yeah but you can get 2 Whoppers for $5 so who cares

I personally like to sneak in my hive of bees from my bee farm for fresh honey as I enjoy my movie. Usually try to do it in the more action oriented movies since the buzzing isn't as noticeable, but it's worth the trouble.

for me it’s the mcsurströmming

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This
When I'm alone I always sneak in like the biggest can of beer I can find

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Based and hivepilled

for me its the McNigger

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I do not live in a third world country so there is no need to

you don't have movie theaters?

I usually bring two 12 piece chicken nuggets from chick fil a.

>When the Indians start shooting off their fireworks
>The screen gets burnt down once again because of the amount of sparks from said fireworks
That was the last screening of Alita and my third try at trying to watch it. What do I do now?

Kill jester

this but without mayo

Go for a fika before movie then food and drinks after like a scandinavian gent

>"follow the rules" and let the theaters cuck you with overpriced movie food or:
>do whatever the fuck you want.
Thankfully Australian theaters doesn't give a shit about food

the movie theater is the place for 2 McRibs

Too bad they're expensive as shit

I usually like to wait until the credits to eat my McRibs, but they're always cold when it's time to eat them. Do you know what I could do to fix this issue?

>sneak
In the shithole I live they don't care.

You realize no one will try to stop you from bringing food with you? There's absolutely no reason to sneak anything.

>Kinoplex is in a shopping center with a $1 store to the left and a Little Caesar's to the right
>They now sell all candy for $1 and pizza/soda combos for $2.70 to compete with them both

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Buy one of those insulated bags that pizza delivery guys use

>Implying

The implication being that anyone who thinks that they need to sneak food into the theater is retarded.

I usually sneak in some boiled eggs, they're small and easy to hide. I also bring in some peanut butter in a zip lock bag with a teaspoon

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this, I get a large coke, and a naggin of jameson.I was buckled watching watching Infinity War, didn't remember half of it.

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If you are not you are a gay homosexual.

>when black walk into a fast food restaurant that serves fried chicken the managera are trained to tell the employees to drop some chicken.

brilliant marketing, i'd scoop up a hot 'n ready and a 2 liter and set up shop in the back row and ask the usher for extra napkins

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>sneak
One can't enter the cinema with a packbag?

I usually sneak beers in if I'm seeing some shitty blockbuster

If you are still eating fast food in 2019 then genuinely kill your self.

I bet that shitty looking pizza burger is like $15

Did this with the Last Jedi, was off my head, fell asleep and woke up towards the end of the film. Thought it was shit. I watched it sober on my own a second time and regret not drinking that time too

This. I only eat home-cooked meals at my kinoplex.

A protein bar, fatass

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maybe I'm so cool I just wanna die

spicy or gtfo
regular mcchicken is shitty

>$1 for a mcdouble

Meanwhile here we only get the cheeseburger for 1€ during limited auctions.

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In the United Kingdom we also get burgers from 99p everyday all year

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Imagine the smell... No, really, imagine the smell!!

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McDonalds sucks ass now. Where I am nothing is $1 anymore. Hamburgers are like $1.60 and they got rid of their spicy mcchicken last year and their app is fucking terrible now.

>kill yourself
well, with that fast food diet, id say they're already well on the way

Bring an oven, plug it in and you can reheat them next to the disabled section.

They also fucked up their breakfast line up by falling for the 24 hour breakfast meme

For me it's Chicken Parmesan

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Couple of hard boiled eggs and and some onions usually

For me it’s semen

>acidic sauce
>cast iron

Hope you like your food tasting like metal

What are you supposed to use instead?

Kek, are you two irish.

Steel, enameled cast iron, aluminum, Pretty much anything else.

BASED LMAO

Depending on the dish, a shade of iron taste can be enhancing.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT'S IN MY HEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Yes.

>not pissing in the bottles

>not just pissing on the floor

Dumb fuck

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5 2 tacos or 5 individual tacos?

Beer. But it's a bad idea 'cause I gotta go piss soon afterwards I drink one.

>5 2 tacos
this of course

Oh, this post was already made.

w-what? You mean the guy that noticed my 5 guys burger in my shirt wasn't legally allowed to humiliate me and send me to the back of the line?

Why the fuck did this make me laugh

>5 guys burger in my shirt
Legally he may not have had the right, but he certainly had a moral obligation, you awkward fatass.

why does my macdonalds burger never look like this?

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>$1 for a piece of meat, a bun, and the toppings between.

Jesus Christ. What kind of meat and bread is this if it only costs $1 to sell to customers and they still profit from it?

Up till last weekend I snuck chew in. I was always polite. Did my spitting in a cup. Never had a problem. Then last weekend three dumb bitches sat next to me. The theatre was packed and had assigned seats so I couldn't move. Anyway I go about making sure I have arm space at least and set my spit cup in the cup holder between me and the bitches. Fifteen minutes into the movie the dumb bitch next to me picks up the cup and takes a sip by accident. She immediately pukes all over the floor and my leg. Her friends throw a fit and all of them hustle her out to the bathroom I guess. Five minutes later the manger shows up and tells me its time to leave because they don't allow tobacco in the theatre. Long story short security shows up shortly after and I was escorted out. Now I am banned from the only theatre in my town. Wtf? It wasn't my fault the dumb bitch picked up the wrong cup.

>tl:dr I got kicked out of the theatre for chewing tobacco and minding my own business

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How do you people sneak these food items in, I can't think of a place that wouldn't create a noticeable bulge or have it fall through my pants. I could use pockets but how in the world do you fit burgers in those.

Literal garbage is what it is.

You don't have to hide the food. No one is gonna care. No one is gonna stop you.

I can tell you've never been to a baseball game. They cost $28.

How about you
DON´T STUFF YOUR FUCKING FACE

AND

WATCH THE
FUCKING
MOVIE???

Fukn fat bastards.

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t. McDonald's corporation

Who are you, and what are you doing here?
McDoubles haven't been $1 since 2012. That's when they killed off their $1 menu.

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$28 USD? Holy shit breh

Wtf are you on about? The dollar menu is alive and well in my area and several states I have been to the past few years. The McDouble is has gone up to $1.20 last week but the rest of the $1 menu is mostly still there. Where do you live? Commiefornia?

baked beans of course

>McDouble has gone up to $1.20 I had one just last week. The rest...

McDouble has been about 2 dollars in Wisconsin for years

>food
>not sneaking in concentrate pens and liquor

Cringe this isnt the 1800s granpa

Who cares you only live (and die) once

Wagie do the cleanie

These fruit pouches are great, just keep them in a pocket not too close to your body to avoid warming them.

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Don't feel bad. The OP ALWAYS uses the same old ass 2012 photo to start these threads. Hes been doing it for over 5 years now on a few boards.

In the US mcdoubles are $2 with tax. The cheeseburger is currently $1.19 plus tax in the US.

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Been 1.69 for years here

Ayo dis nigga eatin BEANS

>Mcdoubles are $2 with tax.

City slicker detected

They've got two versions here. I used to get the double cheeseburger because it was $1. Now the double is $2 but the mcstack is $1.50 for one slice of cheese instead of the 2 the double comes with

Where do you put your smuggled contraband after the movie?

>aluminum
you almost had it right

>Who cares
Girls.

sad that yanks cant take their own food in

I usually scrounge around the floor for any dropped popcorn or the wild gummy bear since I'm too afraid of trying to sneak in food into the theater in case of being caught.
It's a fun game to play while waiting for the trailers to finish up. Even more fun to play against the hawks since they already swoop down to pick off any food left behind.

>ctrl+f
>crab legs
>0 results

shameful

Why can't kinoplexes into competitive pricing?

i bring a tuna sandwich sometimes along with hard boiled egg. i go with my dad whos on this weird diet that involves mostly sardines so he brings a tin.

I used to sneak in beers, sometime a bag of chips if i was poor that week....

Then I got a job, and the closest theater to me now has a full service bar menu that will literally deliver food and alcohol right to your seat prior to the movie...they also have a beer cart outside each theater...

They way overcharge though. $8 leafbux for a single can. I'll still sneak in beers on occasion

The Chicken Mayo has been my go to for years just because of how cheap it is; I can just buy two and that's dinner sorted.

Mcdouble is $1.29 here

Bacon mcdouble plain.

The "usher" confiscated a friend of mine's water bottle the other day, I usually sneak in stuff because I figure the employees don't give a shit about the cinema's bottom line but I guess it depends if you get an anal retentive good goy or not.

kek did the same thing, went to an 11am showing after a handful of bloody Mary’s to knock the hangover from the night before and lasted maybe 15 minutes before I fell asleep

you don’t sneak crab legs in you retard you buy them from Robert. You gonna sneak your falcon in to?

>buy a regular ticket
>enter the theater
>it's fucking empty
>sit in a "VIP" seat
>employee comes in and asks me to relocate to my seat or leave the cinema

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I used to. We once brought an entire pizza into a local. No one gave a shit. We just recently got a decent theater though. Fucking every seat is a recliner, and they each have their own little table. There is a full bar out front, and they have a decent pub food style menu. Tacos, burgers, pizza, pretzels. Shit like that. All pretty tasty stuff.

bullshit, where

In Stuttgart, Germany

Here. Our new fancy theater is assigned seating. You can't purchase a ticket without picking a specific seat. I've seen them remove people from seats on the regular even if it isn't crowded. This is in central florida.

Not unless the falcon perch is fully booked or the theatre snakes got loose again

You fat fuck

Yeah, that 500 calorie synthetic protein bar that costs 3x as much makes you healthier. Keep falling for marketing.

Friendly Daily Reminder: Yea Forums is a burger 'za board. and it always will be

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It's cold enough here that I can wear a jacket and just stuff it full of mcdoubles and junior chickens. Very tasty.

It's getting about the mid seventies where I live so not an option unfortunately

What do you mean sneak? Pussy.

yuck, user

i sneek feed sometimes, yes

Missing the hot dogs to be desu

I chuck seed sometimes

i snuck a fish sandwich into the theatre once but when I started eating it it made the whole theater smell like fish and everyone started looking at me

based

>bad

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I once snuck like 20 airheads into a theater. People were staring at me during the movie.

you are a fucking moron

ultra based

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wew

Eat an edible like an hour before hand
Vape in the parking lot
Flask of rum for a few swigs during the kino
Store bought box of rasinettes for munchies

Avoids digestion problems and bathroom brakes

I eat after kino at nice restaurant if with a group

If this was your soda that you happened to spike with ipecac, I wonder if her reaction would have been the same.

One time I jacked off in to my popcorn and set it on a seat in front of me and another guy started eating it.

I usually sneak a bag of feed and seed into the kinoplex

Grab a bottle of water from home and stop at Sams Club on the way and get a hodog (with mustard not ketchup. what kind of faggot eats ketchup on a hotdog)

Much easier to sneak shit in in the winter. Trying to hide a bottle of water in my pocket in the summer sucks

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One time I had sex with a girl while the TV was on. That was a good day Tbh.

Everywhere I've lived it's been changed to the "value menu," and everything's about $1.30.

Best I did was once sneak an entire large pizza into a theatre for Mamamia, so I could repeatedly say "Mamamia thatsa good pizza" through out the movie

Wagies don't give a fuck

based

I had sex in a theater while watching Splice. Mcdoubles=amateur hours

Typical kraut behavior.

>Edibles
>Vaping
Welcome to cringe city, population: (you)

M&Ms

Backpacks.
Went with a couple of friends once, we took pizzas and 2 bottles of soda. I think the soda was shook a litle, when one of the guys went to open it there was soda blasting everywhere.

>ctrl+f
>Costco whole chicken

I'm surprised no one else tried this.

>eating TWENTY GODDAMN BURGERS in less than 2 hours
Jesus christ, i thought the "all americans eat like fucking landwhales" thing was just a meme

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This looks like the Aquaman of burgers. Where can I get one?

I live in a northern European country, so I find the biggest, loudest, crunchiest bag of potato chips and sneak it in. Everyone is too pussy to say anything and I honestly get semi-hard from knowing that I'm ruining the movie for them
Personal highlight: A Quiet Place lol

That's about 1.30 in freedom monies, which is exactly the price in the southeast.

Normally I'll set up a slow cooker in the back with my world famous gumbo, for the whole theater to enjoy.

Yeah what's up with that?

I'm in the UK actually

I PREFER THE MCDONALD'S FISH DELIGHT

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next time get a bag of Fritos and Corn Nuts.
Stink that shit up

this the most american thread I've seen on Yea Forums yet

Me and the wife smuggle 5 Guys in all the time. We sit in the row just in front of the walkway. New recliner set-up hides us from 100% of the crowd most of the time (we never go on Fri-Sat night so empty row). We even once went full ghetto and brought our own ranch dressing for the 20 ilbs of fries they give you. Because fucking 5 Guys doesn't offer ranch. wtf?
Pretty sweet grazing on unending fries through a nice flick.
Not even fat.

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I'm fika to flip this table if someone doesn't bring me some Bärtårta

>putting potato chips in a hamburger

Do people really do this? I cringe at the thought of biting down and one getting between my teeth.

hell yes

not on hamburger but I do on a sandwhich

No u dint

Ketchup, mustard, relish, and onion are the best hot dog toppings u coward

Based

>ketchup on a hotdog
i pity you

Go back to chicago

I have mayo, onions and jalapenos on my wiener. Am I gay?

That seriously looks disgusting. Do people willingly put that in their mouths?

You're gender neutral.

And you guys thought the NPC meme was just a meme.
A fucking slot machine is more flexible than these robots today.

What are you? Some fucking euro vegan?
Eat like a man, you frail Bernie voter.

just think of it as a cock. You wont have a problem then

You're gonna feel the Bern 2020 mother fricker. You better get used to the taste of artificial meat because I'm going to be cramming it down your throat.

What kind of hell scape do you have to sneak a bottle of water into
Every kinoplex I've been to doesn't stop me from bringing mine in, I was asked one time about it and I just told them it's a bottle of water, cmon. They let it be.

depends on how asshole they want to be. Most wageslaves dont give a shit and even encourage it since they hate their job. Others like the power trip

Same except 4lokos disguised as Mountain Dew

Pitch a tent and shit in the forest. Let those of us who know how money works run this planet sized jalopy into oblivion. It will go farther and faster than if you gibs-me-free faggots were in charge.
People that like Bernie are bottom tier pathetic.

>go to mcdonalds for the first time in forever
>order several spicy mcchickens
>they give me some jalapeno mchicken special instead that was 2.5x the price

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>and even encourage it since they hate their job
And because it's not part of their job description to stop you from bringing in food.

yea it actually is

There is only one thing left for me at McD's. They keep changing or getting rid of anything of worth. I used to actually like them.

>get one of those fancy chicken burgers
>the chicken is a fucking dry brick with a wilted lettuce leaf and a small squirt of sauce
>8 maple pesos plus tax for the sandwich only
why do they even larp as an upscale burger joint now when their "gourmet" sandwiches are even worse tasting than their normal burgers

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doing dog's work user

based and jackpilled

Cinemas generally have rules against alcohol and hot food being brought into the theatre, but otherwise anything goes.

You'd think that, but it doesn't. Honestly, you should try some time; the flaky-er the chip the better. I recommend Lays brand barbecue chips.

duuude those BK chicken sandwiches were based.

Am I abnormal for sneaking candy in?

It's because you're ordering the wrong shit
Don't go to mcd's for chicken, they don't give a fuck about their chicken quality. Their BEEF is where it's at. Their signature hamburgers, especially the one with the mushrooms is good shit. 5 bucks, and you can do the buy one get one survey on their receipt so it's because 2 for 5.
People that don't like McD just don't know how to make McD work for them. Throw on the app coupons and you can really rake some value.

>tfw mcdonalds doesnt do spicy mcchickens anymore
>They ask if Jalapeno is okay
NO!

I don't bring in food but I always bring in whiskey to mix into my coke.

Yes

How did she not notice you spitting in your cup?

Based beer baron
We’ve got one of you at my local kinoplex too, he laughs the loudest during parts that aren’t comedic

Based in so many ways
Bless ya lad

I'm a hungry man
Yes, and quadruples are my favorite. Sometimes I order a double quarter pounder with extra meat.if I'm really hungry, I just go to Fuddruckers for their 1lb, burger. I was crazy enough to do a double once

No.

Don't LARP as me.

... but the signature burgers are shit.
Only the McChix and McRib (and their fries) are worth eating at all. Everything else they make has become BK level swill.

>their fries are worth eating
What? Their fries are absolute dogshit. t. guy that loves mcD
And don't even begin to compare their burgers to bk. They are leagues better, I don't know if it's just your area because the burgers at my mcd taste pretty great for the price.

the real fastfood kino fries are A&W fries

These are disgusting at any price

*snap snap* CLEAN IT UP JANNY

I don't think I've ever had those because A&W is stupidly overpriced, nothing worth buying besides their cheese curds, and their one big thing, root beer, is shit. If they actually served the good root beer like they do in canada I'd go there but alas, no.

100 proof Vodka in a flask for me

>be me
>sneak a subway sandwich into theater
>someone complained about the smell
>two theater workers and security came to escort me out
>other people in the theater realized I was also breaking the no singles policy and made fun of me on the way out

never again..

For me, its the Wendy's Son of Baconator combo

>calls others fatass, picks a protein bar
Yeah k

Generally they dont. Theaters make their money on overpriced concessions not on tickets. They have rules on any outside food. It's even posted before you enter at every theater i have been to. They just dont ENFORCE it like management want's them to.

>living in a country where you're not allowed too drink alcohol in the cinema
Embarrassing

I remember when I went to see Bad Granpa in the theater and someone a few rows down from me snuck in a case of beer.

Based

theres a specific off white colored sauce for the mcchicken. it tastes good

We used to take crates of beers into the cinema here, they didn't give a shit

its just mayo

yes, in my butthole to make it taste better

>not allowed

Not allowed to have any alcohol and not allowed to sneak in your own beer are two different things

no it has a little bit of spiciness to it that kind of resides as an after taste. :3

Wtf I thought you weren't supposed to be Nazis anymore

>buy kino tickets
>decide to get some predrinks to get the mood going
>end up downing a bottle of jack
>pass out on the couch
>never see the movie

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Sneaking booze in > sneaking food in

Just bring the food in overtly. The highschool kid at the door doesn't get paid enough to hassle with stopping you.

can you see your junk when you pee?

Unequivocally

Based bogtrotter

WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET THIS I WANT ONE

but there is no challenge to sneaking boom in just put three nips in your pocket and boom nice and toasted for the show.

I used to work at a theater a few years ago, and I would always bring in fast food when I would watch my (free) movie. Normally they wouldn't allow outside food, but since I worked there they didn't care that I just openly walked in with a Taco Bell $5 box

redpilled

Love to take one of these into the kinoplex with me

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nothing says cool like a box full of ice hard boiled eggs and pre opened kraft singles

I like to smuggle two sausage egg mcmuffins and get a double vodka cranberry at the lobby.

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That literally is enameled cast iron, you cooklet. It's a Le Crueset enameled skillet. That's like the best enameled skillet money can buy.

It's the only way I can get through a movie in public.

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America was a mistake

>Who cares you only live (and die) once
Not true, time is a flat circle

for me, its the oporto pulled chicken wrap meal with garlic dip

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Burger King
>burgers are significantly bigger in size than mcdonalds burgers
>much tastier, with that delicious frame grilled patty
>much cheaper (there is a Burger King app that gives you unlimited free coupons)

Why does mcdonalds even exist?

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The meat in BK doesn't even have the taste or consistency of it. At least with McD you know they're using 100% beef. Unfortunately there's not McD in my city.

they taste like dirt here

>theatre snakes
Why the fuck are these mandatory again?

>Kawaii husbando (cute boyfriend)

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where do you put them
wouldnt they get dirty

That may be the case in 3rd world countries like the US but in civilized parts of the worlds it's completely allowed and cinemas don't even make a secret about it.
metro.co.uk/2017/11/22/youre-allowed-to-take-most-food-and-drinks-into-cinemas-after-all-7100405/

Because boomers all grew up with mcdonalds and that's all they eat. In my small town at lunch time the drive through at mcdonalds is always 20 cars deep while every other place just has a couple cars despite being more expensive and shittier food.

ah yes, the traditional japanese meal of kraft dairy products

Sugoi!

fucking based, I used to work at theater and it absolutely makes ushercucks seethe with rage when they see outside food thrown all over the place. doing gods work user

>tfw you omitted all the small drinks for a discount and asked for nine tacos, totaling around $7

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>McDonald's
>order a double cheeseburger meal
>"double cheeseburgers don't come in meals, you need to order it seperately"
>...order a double cheeseburger with fries and a drink
>"Would you like to make that a meal?"

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This is coming from a current Regal employee.
In the last two months, Regal as a whole has done several things that have upset the entirety of their workforce. First, they've eliminated the ability for any employees to receive bonuses or raises. Second, they created bullshit positions below managers so that they could legally demote, and cut the pay of well over half of their entire management team. They've also cut one of their two employee benefits by lowering our weekly free movie passes from 2 a day, to 2 a week. So not only have we lost decade-long district and general managers in the last few weeks, but also at least half of my theatre's workforce. Most have quit by just walking out. So in answer to all you user's questions, I guarantee you most theatre employees don't give a fuck what you sneak into the theater. Just don't be overly obvious or obnoxious and most won't say or do shit.

>That slice of cheese in a taco

It's so fucking trashy, I love it.

Honey ham sanwich with sourcream and onion +cheese chips and mustard is good in my opinion. I like the extra crunch. Though it's an annoyance when chips get stuck in my gums and they start to bleed. I dont eat chips as often anymore.

Because

Burger King tastes like warmed up leftovers.

>it takes him over two hours to eat a sandwich

Holy shit, based!

also, in addition to all this, the answer is taco bell

both based and also a little baby bitch who can't even eat a sandwich lmao

>Not enjoying every molecule of your sandwich
Stupid fatty

Does anyone else almost always receive their burgers lukewarm? I even make sure that they are made on order and yet they still arrive near cold.

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Ah fuck me that was a good laugh, thank you user.

my guts do that for me

>can you make my burger fresh?
>yes sir
>jim, just give it a couple minutes before taking out that burger that's been sitting there for the last 2 hours
>sir here's your fresh burger

Just wait till you see how much they cost in Canuckistan

Nah I can taste the difference. The old burgers have harder bread, taste more stale and the cheese sticks to the packaging. Also I can see into the kitchen how they are making it.

Only homemade popcorn and soda. Burgers are messy and i don't want to cloy my hand with sweets.

>brought my dog into the cinema and no one stopped me

>watching flicks longer than 87 minutes

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sounds shitty for the dog, he has to sit in the piss soaked movie aisle in the dark for two hours listening to loud noises surrounded by strangers

Uncle tetsu cheesecake and milk tea

That's still more than enough time to consume a sandwich.

That’s sounds tasty af.

But as I age my American palate is getting more refined. They’d have to be spicy Mc Chicken’s. Mickey D beef can taste weird sometimes.

I could see this BS getting someone kicked out of a theatre.

I usually get two WackTripples and either a large fry or a WackFlurry when I go to WackArnold's.

Peak americano cuisine

>Time to enjoy my sandwich for this flick
>Whats that, its 88 minutes?! No no I'll never be able to finish my sandwich in time

My theater jester just keeps telling me to have sex

I got your protein right here
*unzips dick*

Pretty sure the spiciness is from the seasoning on the chicken

This. Or a Micky of rum that I dump into a 7$ soda

Beans

>tfw the local sams has no more onions or parmesan cheese packs

When I saw jackass 3d same thing happened except it was bottled beer and he threw one at the screen when everything was exploding at the end

>be in theater
>*sizzle hiss*
>*smell of fresh bread*
>my fried naan is ready
>start handing out naan to my friends

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Tell me this isn't the perfect movie food.

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baby pusy

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jannies btfoo

Canadian and phone posters must be culled

yea those 16 year old highschool kids really put up some tough security. just fucking walk in with it in your hands you cuck

>Canadian
You literally could not be further from where that picture was taken.

I just smuggle in dry noodles. I can easily fit one or two plates between my ass cheeks.

>be restaurant/fast food chain
>try and serve people good food
>literal faggots sue you because they burnt their mouth or some other stupid faggot shit

chicken fries are GOAT

hes not entirely wrong, Canada is basically Asia at this point, so middle eastern food is everywhere.

When I worked as a waiter, a couple once complained to my manager because their retarded son stuck his fist into a souffle. The problem? I didn't tell them that it was hot. It's a fucking souffle, of course it's hot.

It's called an HSP m8, it's Australian.

well I doubt putting meat and sauce on fries originated in one country, but here in Canada its the middle easterners who do that. its like eating a donair without the wrap, on top of fries instead.

I appreciate the responses but none of those were helpful, you can't bring a backpack in, it's too warm for hoodies, and the ones who say just bring it in you can get banned from the site if you just waltz right in with it in your hands.

I used to work at a stadium in my city, one year we served beer in plastic cups, the next year we had to stop serving it with lids because some fucking retard chewed the plastic off and choked on it, sadly they lived.

The BK chicken sandwitch is greaser then little ceasers pizza. Gross

You've got an ass, don't you? Free space.