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bless this general
Post cute cyberbutts
How to get a girl like dis
I WANT TO BELIEVE
spent more time on an scrapyard?
CUTE FOR THE CUTE GOD
Does this meme have a name?
Start with Mars colonization
Reminder that in the novelisation, Alita's berserk body is anatomically correct, and that "she can go everything a regular girl can".
DELET
Auntie Alita holding things
>Alita Holding
I have seen it refereed to as that anyway.
Alita is a proud and noble warrior.
She is not lewd.
Was about to go watch Alita today, they stopped showing it.
In the movie, did Ajakutty survived Kinuba's grind cutters? I'm worried about Kutty.
Well first you have to date/marry Rosa Salazar, that'll probably be the hardest part you could probably substitute her with someone else but it just wouldn't be the same, then you take her to New Zealand put her into the Weta workshop performance capture suit, put on a VR headset with cameras and then have the Weta staff generate Alita in real time onto your vision via your VR headset in realtime augmented reality.
Feels Upon the Risers Meme for Yea Forums
He was just a lonely robot and he had not a gf
He knew that feel, that feel we know, that feel when no gf
he had to sit in lecture with those awful thot-tish whores
And he aint gonna feel no more
Chorus:
Feeling, feelings, what a horrible robot life
Feeling, feelings, what a horrible robot life
Feeling, feelings, what a horrible robot life
And he aint gonna feel no more
"I guese I'll watch a movie", this will surely cheer me up
To the theater I will go now to clear feels up
he grabbed a ticket, Alita Battle Angle, to this movie booked
And he aint gonna feel no more
Chorus
His pop corn had, his soda in hand, but by this setting shocked
The characters fesh, the cyberpunk new, no lame beat drops
Alita eats an orange, and now her smile in his head locked
And he aint gonna feel no more
Chorus
Then that feel did hit, this girl he will never know
Chocholate eaten, cyborgs beaten, this qt must protect
Sitting in that theater his optimism defeated
And he aint gonna feel no more
Chorus
The scenes of feels, loves, and laughs kept running though his mind
he thought about the heart she gives, to Zalam leave behind
he thought about the rain kisses, not fully human no fault he finds
And he aint gonna feel no more
This is awesome.
Dozo~Alita-chan
HOYL SHIT that is a REALLY GOOD IDEA fuck !
thanks user !
Either augmented reality with deep fakes, or we could get /g/ and /diy/ to help us make AI powered 3D printed waifus
They all look like they're having so much fun.
Well your only option at this point would be to get a bunch of dudes together around 20-30 and together you ask the cinema's manager if you can book a special screening of the movie.
Kek saved
What does sticking benis in alita feel like?
Tingly and numbing at the same time, like licking a battery.
"Does it bother you I dont feel like a real girl"
Also you could just kidnap her !
Chinese fans are successfully campaigning to get Alita back into IMAX. Are you a bad enough dude to get a whole bunch of people to get it back in theaters?
(It's not all that uncommon - booking a screening is a thing many places, though it's mainly something done for school classes.)
Anyway, I thought I'd list some anime that you Alita-fans should know about and definitely watch. They have very few of the annoying anime tropes, and all have very well executed "hard" SF settings:
- Dennou Coil (pic related)
- Ghost in the Shell (not the live action)
- The Animatrix
- Planetes
- Infinite Ryvius
>- Planetes
The manga is kino, the anime is cringe.
Just passing by to say that I love Alita.
Alita loves you too user.
We all do, and we love you user!
>- Infinite Ryvius
Wait, strike the "hard SF" part here - there's a sort of spiritual character. Good series, but the existence of that character kind of subverts the idea that it's hard SF. It is good though - Lord of the Flies in grimdarkspace.
May I also suggest:
- Crest of the Stars/Banner of the Stars
Space Brothers, both manga and anime.
The sequal rises
Yeah, the anime adds a bit of cringe to it, but it's still one of the best anime series I've seen.
Is it lit?
Just a heads up, DO NOT DO THIS, that would be a felony.
what's that expression meant to convey?
>"Pathetic."
I have the tickets booked on Saturday.
They are not going to cancel the screening, r-right?
>heh, i wouldn't know any how
>just woke up still slightly sick
>morning routine
>get a coffee and a donut from the bakery
>browse /tv
>capeshit everywhere
>no /ALITA/
>go through all 10 pages
>still no /ALITA/
>feel absolutely NOT comfy
>play the Motorball OST to summon thread
>this thread pops up
>feel comfy again
i love you guys
Yes brother.
disgust
I tried seeing Alita for the 5th time last weekend but unfortunately my kinoplex stopped showing it in favor of Captain Shit. Feelsbadman.
>Not putting the latest thread in your bookmarks toolbar before going to bed
You are like a little baby
Use the catalog my friend
Hello /ABAG/ frens
How does your healing look today?
I cleaned my room and stopped eating sugar.
>no /ALITA
Absolutely haram.
should have done that
got some kind of flu virus
but it doesn't break out
I am fighting against it / holding the line / not standing in the presence of evil
>Hello /ABAG/ frens
>How does your healing look today?
This needs Alita in doctor uniform pic
/ALITA/ has been back to back threads with previous OP and next OP links in each one. You must have missed it in the catalog. Use search to find Alita next to filter out the garbage.
>Have we started a healing?
>Yes, the healing rises.
Where have I heard that before?
Holodek.
Start the simulation.
Alita and ... me.
Doctor is kind of too medicine oriented and not enough reference to the mind, body and soul. How about a patron saint of healing instead?
on it
Stopped smoking and I'm struggling to not masturbate. But I still have anxiety and sleeping problems.
>NOT comfy
we all going to make it, bruh
done
haven't masturbated in four days and i don't even have any urges towards pornography, and i have been concentrating on my work lot better and lifting has been better too.
Tozhe normal'no
thanks doc
Going again tomorrow. Just one screening per day now.
Even Alita wont ease everything In a couple of days. Keep strong for some weeks and you will see improvement
Aww thanks user. It's perfect!
english translation please. or tell what language is so can translate.
Omg, Alita, M.D.
>nobody cares about Ajakutty
Now it is....go wild with it.
Greetings, movie board.
Please redpill me on Alita.
It failed, right? We'll never get a sequel? Is cinema dead?
Or is there still hope?
it's honestly the only film I was excited to see before seeing it. Why is that?
Don’t force yourself - smoking is actually harmful, ulike sexual pleasure.
It seems to be a consensus if your head gets detached from your torso, you die
Oh. I thought you're russian cause there's a russian saint on those icon. I said it's good as well
another crop
Whoa there, negative Nancy. If Alita succeeded to steal our hearts, it's a success. There's soulless drivel out there which makes billion, and there's art like Alita.
But if your spine goes with it, you don’t. Then you just need a new hardbody.
It's a modern cult classic that made some amount of money
>watching memes come to life in real time
These /ALITA/ threads are flat out amazing.
While I agree with that perspective, also let’s help Alita /heal/ the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me and for muh face!
where's Nova?
I'd fake some kind of illness to get to the hospital where she works
This guy was fine, at least before he got run over.
AHEM
>What seems to be the issue user?
>I am having some pain in my crotch area.
>Ok user. Take off your pants and lay down on this table.
No, you die if your brain is destroyed, you would survive if you get your head chopped off with brain still intact.
Grewishka was still connected to his core
As far as I remember, Ajakutty's head got completely detached from it, similarly to the guy Zapan kills to frame Hugo
>It seems you forgot to dilate today, why is that?
I love her.
> Ajakutty
You're are referring to the cyborg who's head was detached during motorball right? His core was still attached. He was speaking while laying on the track. He said something like, "oh shit" then got knocked off the track.
>doctor Alita will never give you a prostate exam
Prost
Bow down before your king
Nah, it was the green guy smashed to pieces with the grindcutters
That was Wingman, this is Ajakutty
The two are not mutually exclusive
Don't mind me, just grabbing some trips
I dont need trips to tell me what I know is the truth
Anyone have the template(s) for this?
YES THEY ARE YOU DEGENERATE. IT WAS A VIRGIN BIRTH THROUGH IMMACULATE CONCEPTION.
...
roll!
And where is Michelle Rodriguez ?
based
>yandere
Trust me you’ll regret it. Mine reminds me of Asuka
Just fapped to alita lads
>put benis in shitbox
>she reflexively puckered in
RIP benis
>work in motorball training qualifiers for the factory
>come to work on Tuesday
>just you and the other Wingman from the factory team there
>why are these dudes here?
>Vector comes in
>talks about some money to kill a new player called Alita
>tfw that's more money you will see in your life
>feel bad because you just wanted to do motorball training
>feel bad for the girl
>protect her from some Vietnamese guy with knifes
>fuck Vector and his shit
>suddenly lost sight of her
>she's above you
>she fucking rips your head off
>yfw you only wanted to do motorball training
>yfw you really enjoy your job and like to help new players get qualified
>yfw you got mixed in Vector's shit
>yfw you had a bad Tuesday
going to the boxing gym today.
I really don't want to but I'll do it for her.
>spend lunch after class Alita posting
>Alita post in skype groups w/ frens
>instead of checking news check /Alita General/ every morning
How will this affect my power level?
I have also been healed by Alita and for the days since I watched it started dieting.
>user!
>no rules Tuesday is bound to have this
Her feet
Flipfag approved
GLORIOUS BATTLE ANGEL, GREAT PRINCESS OF IRON CITY, YOU ARE ILLUSTRIOUS FOR YOUR GIFTS OF WISDOM AND GRACE. YOU ARE A GUIDE OF THOSE WHO JOURNEY BY LAND OR SEA OR AIR, CONSOLER OF THE AFFLICTED, AND REFUGE OF SINNERS. I BEG YOU, ASSIST ME IN ALL MY NEEDS AND IN ALL THE SUFFERINGS OF THIS LIFE, AS ONCE YOU HELPED THE YOUNG HUGO ON HIS TRAVELS. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE “MEDICINE OF URM” I HUMBLY PRAY YOU TO HEAL THE MANY INFIRMITIES OF MY SOUL AND THE ILLS THAT AFFLICT MY BODY. I ESPECIALLY ASK OF YOU THE FAVOR OF HEALING MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, AND GRANT THE GREAT GRACE OF PURITY TO PREPARE ME TO BE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALITA.
AMEN.
If you had read the manga, you’ll knew that THAT’S GREWISHKA ACTUAL BODY
let's roll
>+60 posts
>no father
WOAH
Holy Alita, forgive me for I have sinned!
Grewishka isn't one character in the manga though m88 (check em)
Something for desert
Didnt Vector specifically pick the most notorious aggressive players for that day's game?
>read the manga
fuck off back to canon fag
Amen, alitabro.
3 stocks
7:00 minutes
No items
Fox Only
Final Destination faggot
roll for a healthy baby boy
Sentou Yousei Yukikaze
Travel like that user that went to see it in Tijuana. My city still showing for a bit.
Does anyone have a blank version of this? Without the text? Peaches maybe.
Kek
I'm at school, so can't get it now. Also, I finally dreamed of Alita for the first time.
In that race there were two players called Wingman One and Wingman Two, according to the art book those were actual Factory Motorball players. They might have been a filler for the number of players because they seem generic.
>Space Brothers
>Sentou Yousei Yukikaze
Thanks, I'll check these out.
rolling for a strong baby boy
Some of the other players were fighting each other, but that was because it was the one who killed Alita who would get the money. Better eliminate the competition first, they probably thought.
I never check the news. What's the point if what happens to some other person out bumfuck elsewhere doesn't affect my personal life. Worrying about something that doesn't matter. If my door isn't getting kicked in, don't care.
Well there you go.
BLOATBORG GET
omfg
hahahahahaha
It's nbd. Oh? What was the dream like?
MOGGED
Red and Blue Wingman. One gets knocked out byExploder right away when Alita slams him with the motorball and the other one gets his head landed on by Kumaze who then jumps off to attack Alita. It’s true that neither one directly atttacks her, but they were wearing chav tracksuits when vector offers the bribe.
>You are the scum of the game.
And they are literal wingmen it seems, I’m guessing team matches use them.
oh fuck
Fu k youuuu
Alita: The Animated Series when?
i don't know, but i'll watch a proper anime adaptation if it ever come out.
i wonder what channels kodansha comics get through to be made
WAKE ME UP!
I CAN'T WAKE UP!
SAVE ME!
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Anyone else played Nier Automata?
me
Better be made by Japan
It depends on how long it was without oxygen, and who recovers it. There's at least one example in the manga where parts of a decapited head are transplanted after some extremely rough handing
It's my favorite game of all time
Post BRAAAAAAAAAPPERS
I woke up, opened Alita thread. I woke up, opened Alita thread. I woke up, opened Alytat ed.
Almost a month since my life passes.
have you already made alita as an OC character in soulcalibur 6 using 2B's style?
brehs...
You’re not breaking it up with repeat trips to see Alita in the theater? You need to mix it up man.
I don't have SC6
In reality I don't even have time and energy to play video games anymore
Play Metal Gear Rising for the full Alita experience
>only a reply per minute
these threads are dying ;__;
3d torrent when?
great choice, too. That game was a lot of fun, but for different reasons.
>senior thesis on the healing properties of alita
baste
>tfw /ABAG/ hit the ground running a month ago, transformed to /ALITA/ and has been accelerating more and more every day
Its been an amazing journey lads.
so are review aggregate scores just universally worthless?
Does Alita even brap, heh
desu I would prefer quality over quantity, but it seems these threads are more active +4 or +5 hours from now
madhouse animating Alita would be nice.
or whoever is responsible for OPM's crisp animation
Sadly, today is the last screening of Alita in Mexico
I'll definitely won't be able to watch it, which is pretty sad as fuck.
Even tho Drive is my favorite film, I never felt this kind of emotion with another one like going to the cinema and watch it again, or even watch it for a 3rd time.
But I'm going to buy a ticket even if I won't go, just to support it.
Till the Blu-ray arrives, Alita
Alita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. A-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth
They have been for a long time. The critic score has far more weight than the audience score and they often are at odds.
Chill dude. Unless theres a ton of OC we don't need to be doing hundreds of posts an hour. This is an endurance race, not a sprint. Even when we get the sequels announcement we desire that means they are at least 2 years off.
Alita is not for lewd.
According to Nostalgia Critic, James Cameron buying the rights to Alita is the reason there hasn't been an anime series all these years. It can only happen if Jim wills it.
Next step - 100% CG character, including voice, facial expressions and movement, no actress involved
Are you a BR2049 fan too? I'm gonna watch it for the first time this weekend. Like /ourgirl/ i snubbed it at first, but after seeing the love in these threads I decided to check it out.
I have many problems in my life, but I am not trying to solve them, I just sit in this thread and do nothing.
A vocaloid alita would be soulless.
>Are you a BR2049 fan too?
I liked it and considered it the best film of 2017, but not a fan at all.
>I'm gonna watch it for the first time this weekend
Have fun user, keep in mind that it has some flaws, but it's a film full of soul.
15 years ago you would say the same thing about 3D models
use the power of alita to get started on the things you gotta do. its helped me.
So.
Will be released blue ray.
I sit down to see Alita, and I think I will not interrupt for two days.
I turn off the phone, the Internet, I can go somewhere where there is no connection.
But.
I don't think that just watching Alita is a good idea.
Take short breaks. And not only on oranges and chocolate.
Other good movies.
What other films will you watch during the Alita Marathon?
Or limit yourself to non-stop 24 hours Alita?
that's sad, i still can manage to play with friends on weekends.
Alita, where did you go, I only just found this today...don't leave me like everyone else :(
A friend of mine just told me he met Rosa Salazar at work last month and i dont want to admit how goddamn jealous i am.
>According to Nostalgia Critic
Since when is he a reliable source of anything?
It's widely suspected that Alita will be the final home media release by Fox Studios...So I plan a fox marathon of various films from each decade they released, up to Alita
Several selected films of Cameron and Rodriguez.
She eats. The food has to go somewhere~
>Alita's chocolate orange braaps
Reminder
that's a long neck
Apparently she was returning from the europe press tour with a big Alita newspaper ad on her that she wanted everyone to see and was being a huge dork about it.
Same, but they limited it to one viewing per day, afternoon only. Regular screen too.
Might go tomorrow or the day after.
KINO
>must
Drive, BR2049
>should
Hardcore Henry, Chappie, Terminator 2
>could
Short Circuit
See also pic related
FUCK OFF, MEATBOY
i hope this will be in the bluray
>extended edition but they couldn't afford to do the CG for those scenes, so it's just Rosa in the suit
How would you feel?
>elysium
>total recall remake but not the original
That collage is old news.
Pic related is the current version.
I-I can't tell if this is r-real or not.
Well, the name is a syllable away.
Hey, she's over 300 years old, you have no power here
>consistent >70% drops every day from the same day last week
>consistent ~10% drops every weekday
if I was a betting man I'd wager it's not going to cross 390m.
Requesting that pic of Hugo in the back while Zapan is hitting on Alita
I guess this is what heaven looks like
I remember when people said 400 million was the floor.
>tfw you will never be a german turbomanlet who gets to live out his fetishes in litterally every movie he's in
why live
Please. He’s in the throes of religious Alita ecstasy and just needs some rest.
I wouldn't recommend it.
>alita battle angel press conference beijing 02 18 2019
Pretty sure it is. All the clothing they are wearing checks out.
Alita is cute and sexy
fresh gif
>But user, i'm not an android
Gynoid then
wow, I had no idea he's that short. Gotta admit he's really handsome though.
She looks cute in too many scenes.
>Dad gives her healthy fruit to grow strong
>Boyfriend gives her indulgent chocolate to experience passion.
Like there’s a message there
Its probably already over 390, they are 4 days behind for most countries in the box office calculation.
Some countries haven't been updated since a week+. The numbers for Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia, Taiwan and Thailand is still from February.
Blessed post
I'd be fine with that as a special feature. Don't Jimbo's magic cameras also do a kind of basic realtime rendering? Either/or would be cool to see.
AAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME IDO
>quads
Don't forget the "fresh" label really doesn't say anything.
>movie gets a 0 from 50% of critics, and a 10 from 50% of critics means a 50% fresh score
>a movie that gets a 6/10 across the board has a 100% fresh rating
I mean, sure, but that doesn't really say anything.
the tuned-body and all those that follow all feature silver black-eye
yes
>that adorable soft little mouth
Quads confirm
BRAVO JIMBO
why is the nirvana one so shitty goddammit?
MAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME ALITA
Does that gun have a fucking eyeball on it? What's with Kishiro and guns with eyes?
the berserker body doesn't have any moving parts
Someone was askind about this event in a previous thread.
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damn
>everyone but Gelda and Alita are wearing helmets
>they're the only ones who don't die
What did he mean by this?
What the fuck, I never noticed that until now.
>Being this dumb.
It will cross 390 easily.
Reaching 400 is the objective
the tshirt looks like kylo ren
where's the rip?
The rule of cool most likely.
Yes, because she became YouTube-famous for liking a bad movie.
>Yukito getting slowly overwhelmed by how everyone is chatting in Mandarin or English around him.
But honestly I really hope for his sake that he signed for at least a portion of the gross.
*klicken*
ja, das geht gut in meine cringe-zusammenstellung
Based double 99
no
u pay
>rip
You disgust me. Wait for the proper release, it's what a movie of this caliber deserves. Not some shaky cam bullshit filmed by some drunk Russian.
>watch movie in yif(f)i v10 a10-format
>come back into this thread and complain about the movie being bad
Alita Battle Angel is not a real person.
you can't prove that you are either
She will be once I pivot my career from automation towards robotics. One day...
except she has a real human brain. You won't accomplish that no matter how good you are with robotics.
Lab grown organs are making progress right now mate. She doesn't even need memories, I'll just tell my daughter that she lost them in a great war and teach her everything.
If they don't put her sword into a butterfly handle in the sequel I'm gonna be mad.
You should make one that cycles through the different variations.
She won't have that until film 3.
Kinuba was a freaking sociopath but on the other hand murderball was fucked up
Now that's some cool naginata.
They added motorball into the first move so I figure they can add the butterfly sword into motorball. Just imagine what Rodriguez would do with it.
I remember when people said 600m guaranteed.
I found and added another color. Are there any more colors?
Not sure why the black bars are appearing in the thumbnail. The gif doesn't have them and seems to work fine though.
Nigger everyone say the film could even pass 200M
it moves though
>$700 mil China and Japan
>Not sure why the black bars are appearing in the thumbnail.
It's a pretty common problem, I've seen lots of .gifs with black bars in the thumbnail for no reason. Maybe it has something to do with how thumbnails are generated.
>It failed, right?
It won my heart so it's a success
>We'll never get a sequel?
It made some money, exceeded bo forecasts by huge margin and has very good word of mouth and reception by the viewing public (fuck the critics) so I think we are getting the sequel (although personally I'm already happy Alita happened)
>Is cinema dead?
Yes
>Or is there still hope?
For cinema at large? Not really, but who knows?
>it's honestly the only film I was excited to see before seeing it.
Same, I loved it since the first teaser but I couldn't in my wildest dreams expect it to be so good and flawless. It's my first and probably only favourite film
>Why is that?
It's a personal thing, some people, including me, are particularly touched by Alita, I never expected this to happen so I'm already blessed to experience it
>no handheld weapons allowed in motorball
She has the elbow blade, butterfly will come after she gets tuned and spends nearly a decade in the badlands.
Okay, Mars.
anything else?
nanomachines
posting tunes
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i really hope carpenter brut and perturbator do the ost for the next movie
remember when its was another Mortal Engines
This guy is dead, no life support system, murderball is fucked up
That overcompressed synthwave sound is really grating 2bh
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desu I only played route A and a little of B because I lost interest when I saw how similar the story was. But man I absolutely loved this song when I finished that side quest.
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Hardcore Henry is vomit-tier. Not that it's a bad movie, but whenever I see it I get a massive spinning headache and I throw up.
NEW
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posting comfy tunes
>you will never have a gf that intimidates you to hit her as hard as you can or else she's going to crash your skull
Thank God desu
I'd love to see it in VR because of the 1st person filming style. It would probably be quite the wild ride.
Fine, I don't think this scene would be good
you have the autism.
>madhouse
Based retard. The people responsible for OPM animation were freelancers and animators from BONES.
Was ’Nioors’ something from the manga?
I went for a livescan at the local pd, and a physical this morning all for a new job. So far so good.