AVENGERS NEW TRAILER!

When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

Ebin

>yfw watching this trailer

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That's a pirate from me

cringe and reddit and soi and pleb
if you're over the age of 13 and still watch or care about this shit then just fucking kill yourselves

>the leaks were true
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/111292489

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So Tony and Cap confirmed dying in this one right?

WOMEN RISE UP

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Jeremy Renner really doesn't have the skull shape for that haircut. Hope that was a production decision and not his own thing because he looks retarded.

Do you watch children's movies with your kids?

>all that makeup to make her look more attractive
that's sexist

fuck capeshit

Ruined by Captain Marvel. She shouldn’t even be in this movie.

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>stop liking what I don't like

>silencer sound effect

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whoa cap
blackface is not cool anymore

bruh moment

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>onions is bad
??

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Damn, now I HAVE to watch Captain Marvel. Otherwise I won't understand the most important movie of the millenium.

>no thanos
dropped

Are those suits fucking CGI???

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This is how he will protect trans kids

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

fpbp

>They're for children

So is the Lion King and the Incredibles. Get a better argument, like derivative writing, or a reliance on CGI

Who thought this was a good idea?

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Ragnarok and dr. Strange are pretty good, senpai

They had the actors full on cgi in TFA in some parts, it's not suprising really.

Damon Wayans is the new Cap? Idk fellas, this looks pretty based to me.

What a fucking bland trailer. And that end trailer was ther most cringe thing i have seen this year.

better than Infinity War, at least she has eyebrows again.

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What do you call this mode?

So its confirmed? They're going with Endgame: Fungas Edition?

Im glad you Marvel faggots are getting Justed. Us Star Wars fans have been forced to watch a relative we love repeatedly gang raped at gun point, again and again.

You capefags laughed at us. Now you finally get to feel our pain.

Ragnarok was the movie that made me quit the mcu

NOOO MASSA IS DEAD

Wow I just can't wait to see Thor get put in his place

thanos to be btfo by the power of feminism

fuck she so cute bros, i cant make it.

Spoken like a true man-child.

Fuck off shill

Showing very, very little relative to the IW trailers. Actually impressed by Marvel's restraint.

Why is she fucking dying her hair when half of the world hs been wiped

Star Wars is just another type of capeshit though. People with supernatural powers and wars in space, lasers, etc.

>only 35K views

Why is capeshit so cringy

what emotion is she conveying?

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You don't know much about women, do you?

>Why are grown adults watching them?
responsible adults who bond with their children

Dyke haircut

I PEE PEE MY PANTS

>One, Captain Marvel needs to be blander, more smug, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Captain Marvel's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Captain Marvel"? Three--

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>*exists*
>"I like this one"

Is it really so hard to not write some massive Deus ex Machina Mary Sue?

Her usual one, utter contempt

Hey Incels

How’s it going to feel when Queen Brie is in 2 megahit blockbuster movies with months of each other? How’s it going to feel when she’s front and centre as Endgame breaks Avatars BO record? I’m literally LOLing at you sexless geeks right now.

Any movie with a human who has remarkable capabilities is capeshit then. John Wick is basically capeshit.

>caked in makeup
are russo bros /ourguys/?

youtube.com/watch?v=LneSsPt_rxQ

>bond with your kids over capeshit
more like pleb adults lmao

The state of capeshit manchildren.

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Can anyone post the basedboy capeshit fan hyped webm?

She wants the god D

What? Not a single thing on the trailer lines up with that retarded shit

punished hawkeye

I could really go for some non white dick RIGHT NOW

>single piano or synth note to start off the trailer
STOP

I am a strong waman but also my pussy is soaked

She clearly sensing that Thor is a problematic "alpha" male who hasnt been put in his place by a Mary Sue yet. She stares the guy down and he submits (the same guy who got into physical fights with Hulk, Iron Man... just to show off).

>I hate the makeup
>my feet hurts
>I want to go on 4hcan and tell anons to "have sex"

No! Its not capeshit. Its a deep, lore filled universe with difficulties, complexities, intrigue, military tactics, politics, morality.

What is Marvel, a bunch of cgi faggots shitting on the corpse of Stan Lee

look at those åpathetic shoulders
god damn and she stands next to chris hemsworth too
what a trainwreck

ikr

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scarlett looks old but it's remarkable how much better she looks in red compared to her blonde hairstyle in the last movie

Midlife crisis

Forced how? Her movie wasn't getting any more press than any other one.

you've been watching dozens of capeshit all this time?
kill yourself my man, and I mean it unironically, as soon as you can

STRONK

To be fair. That was Star Wars 20 years ago. Not anymore.

Feminism 1 - 0 Western Civilisation

2:00 Iron Patriot has an iron man suit, why don't they give one of those to everyone else?

>wHaTeVeR iT tAkEs!1!

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Is that her pijama?

'member

well it looks like everyone is getting avengers upgrades

>I like this one

Wasn't this part word for word, beat for beat in that Yea Forums leak earlier last week? The rest of the scene was literally omega-tier cringe. The scene is basically 'what's different this time' 'this time you have me' lmfao

Does someone have an SS of that leak because it seems 100% accurate now

>John Wick is basically capeshit.
No, John Wick is an action movie. That some things are exaggerated doesn't mean that his skills are human. In every movie the hero do things that look impossible but that's because he is the hero and because is a fucking movie. But he doesn't move objects with his mind or throws lasers from his eyes.

SHE NOT A SCARED OF THOR OR SHIELD MAN OR EVEN SCARY GREEN MAN I CLAP CLAP FLICK MY BEAN TO HER POWAH

Hawkeye side story vs Denny's

Just turn off your brain and have sex bro.

For the first time i feel nothing.

she is a black hole of excitement

This

I gotchu senpai
>A user on Twitter also offers more about The Avengers: Endgame footage including how the Avengers are tracking Thanos and why Captain Marvel hasn't shown up before:

>"The Avengers Endgame scene they showed was at Avengers HQ, Captain Marvel saying let's go kill Thanos. Nebula says she knows where he is. Rocket says biggest energy surge ever seen on Earth when he used the glove, but it was seen again on another planet shortly after," Scott Ladewig tweeted. "So that's where Thanos is retiring to. Quick exchange between Cap America, Natasha, Bruce, Rhodey, and Cap Marvel. Bruce asks what guarantee they have this ends differently. Cap Marvel says they have her this time."

>Ladewig continues, "Rhodey asks where she was because they could have used her before. Cap Marvel says a lot of other planets out there need help and they don't have Avengers like Earth has. Thor gets up from sitting quietly in back, walks up to Cap Marvel, and summons his axe... Which whizzes right past Cap Marvel (she doesn't flinch) into his hand and he says 'I like this one.' Cut to the Milano, everybody buckled in, Cap Marvel in the copilot seat."

>Ladewig finishes with, "Rocket asks who hasn't been to space, Cap America, Rhodey, Natasha raise hands, and Rocket warns them not to puke in his ship and off they go. Cool refection of stars and space stuff on Cap America's eye as we zoom in on him and they warp out of there."

She's gonna ruin the fucking movie

Is this a trailer for some b-grade Netflix Original?

I know and it hurts

>dude I saw my daughter turn to dust in the wind while I was teaching her to shoot arrows. After that everything changed....

where do I get a gf bro

why am I supposed to hate this beautiful woman and find her unattractive bros?

Cuntyness.

>Captain Marvel needs have access to a time machine
you never know...

>So this is how the MCU dies...

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I guess you didn't notice hawk's daughter with the bow?
There is your replacement.

I like this one.

The films ends tony getting dusted at his own wedding, prove me wrong.

Oh my god who gives a shit.

>She kinda fucks around and lets the avengers do most of the work, then comes in at the end and is the reason they are able to defeat thanos, then she is the one who goes back in time and leaves the avengers to sacrifice themselves

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this
I wouldn't know anything about this shit franchise if I didn't have to follow it for work purposes.

Nah this is unbearably cringe

>Cap Marvel in the copilot seat
NOT THE CAPTAIN'S SEAT? FUCKING INCEL SEXIST SHIT FILM

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>broaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>BADADADAADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>...*ting*....

Theo von core

QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS QUIPS

Where isnt the question. How is the question.

She looks tired and old But Cheese looks all cute and dandy.
Poor Scarlet, they are killing her in post production.

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they make like 4 references about going back and timetravel, you just know they're gonna ruin everything infinity war set up

Can't wait for Chadzam to dab these motherfuckers back into the stone ages

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>cherry picking frames
every time

This will be epic

"Fuck white males"

Stupid question, I haven't kept up with the storyline. Is that why Odin shows up?

fuck capeshit

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fuck, it all makes sense now

>reeeee why is she brushing her teeth after people just died

Not going to lie. I havent seen a MCU/Disney film in the ciname since Civil war (out of principle). Seeing this trailer actually made me think "fuck it, it looks like great entertainment, ill go pay 15 Euro for it". The trailer actually is pretty hype and then...

>*emotionless blank resting fungus cunt face*
>"I like this one"

Looks like Im not spending money on Disney after all folks. Gonna have to wait for Godzilla for some quality kaiju cinema.

Mohawkeye

why are grown men so fascinated with kids movies?

Fuck phoneposting incels.

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Wait it wasn't a frozen frame? She was acting?

so what are they doing?

Taking a spaceship to fly to Thanos' farming planet and fight him hand to hand?

muh stronk wymen

Captain marvel haircut :^)
Actually pretty good, Brie made me realize that this movies arent' made for me, so i am moving on.
Thanks!

>that bloated alcohol face
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

How many hours did she have to be in the make up chair each day?

it’s literally exactly the opposite of that you tard

Feige said these trailers wouldn't show anything that's beyond the first 15 minutes of the movie
don't act like idiots bros

I'm gonna pay 20 Euro to my local kinoplex.

why is she wearing make-up?

has she succumb to the patriarchy?

Emotion?

Uh oh, is that scary woman who makes your buttocks sore in the trailer?

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Adam Warlock when???

So basically capeshit. Cool.

Cmon, she's not upstaging anyone. Don't miss this man, after this I'm skipping everything except the doctor strange sequels.

She looks pretty good here compared to her with the blonde hair desu.

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GotG 3.

I WANT WANDA BACK!!!!!!

I would totally go down on her

he also said Captain Marvel is one of the most popular characters in the comics
more like Kevin Fag

Shit they're not gonna show the heroes quipping during ''serious'' moments to ruin the mood?

sicko mode

By that definition the old Arnold action movies are capeshit, asshole

it's ok to be 13 man, no need to overcompensate

>bitch, get back in the fucking kitchen you boring sack of feminist foot fungus
What did Thor mean by this?

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Have sex.

>"I like this one"
Why can't marvel write anything but the most tropey shit?

>white liquid through black straw
coalburning signal cunt gets the rope

And? So what? It's capeshit for literal baby boomers.

>making DC level quips
every time

based

>j-just one more i swear

At some point they fully replaced practical effects for cgi, like what happened to spider-man
Even tho most of the costumes are real

I don't mind the feminist propaganda in Captain Marvel but making her really powerful like Superman level just ruined my excitement for End Game.

>I enabled capeshit for 10 years but I'm done now

No user, you are the cancer.

>us vs them mentality
Capeshit shills get the rope too.

Holy shit, some user posted spoilers a few days back talking about that Thor scene with Captain Marvel and described it to a T.

But why? Are some suits so expensive to make?

Adults shouldnt watch those movies either. Unless with their kids

the mcu is dead, had good run

She was kinda the same in the comics too. The problem was/is that unlike with Superman nobody manages to write a compleing story with her, so that most runs get canned within 12 issues.

This post is creepy as fuck because that's LITERALLY me
>stopped watching MCU movies in the theater after CW
>like this trailer except for CM
>also Eurofag
>think about how I'd rather watch King of Monsters
Either someone is impersonating me or this is some Matrix type of shit

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That's because what was described were literally just a few scenes shown off at the Disney shareholder meeting. It's nothing more than when people describe scenes they show at Comic-Con.

Relax bros
the only reason the wrote Marvel into this is because she's a new character and she's gonna be the leader in the new pozzed phase
she'll be here but she won't upstage the original avengers because the fans won't like it one bit, not even the rabid dogs on reddit
it's all good bros they won't pozz it up

>Captain Marvel does literally nothing in the trailer
>people still complain

RENT FREE

i really like this smug cunt character that looks down on everyone, and it's not presented as a character defect, but "strength"

Absolutely cursed image

>pozz

Is there any genre less kino than capeshit? If so, which one?

Some people are selective with their capeshit, like me
a lot of people will enjoy this trailer and not like the scene with Captain Feminism and her wooden acting
Gojira comes out only a month after Avengers

>Captain Marvel literally does nothing
>Thor: I like this one

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I'm actually glad they're introducing CM. It will make leaving this franchise behind a LOT easier

She is there with her ugly big head. That is enough.

>36

lmao get a hobby soiboy

Don't forget that the smugness somehow makes characters like her even more.

You aren't alone boys. I do think I'll watch this one in the cinema as goodbye since nothing they have planned after it sparks any form of interest in me.

>Won’t upstage
Yes she will. That’s why she’s featured so prominently on the poster. That’s why she was given her own special snowflake scene in the trailer.

WHATEVER IT TAKES...

...TO END THE PATRIARCHY

You dont' have to do much to not be a pig fucking kike like yourself

Nooooo my boy thor stop sucking her dickk

The CGI Avengers uniforms were more animated than her expressionless face
you can't deny that's fucking dull. Not one of the females in Avengers are dull wooden characters/actresses.

i've seen this shit said unironically a dozen times on here, not 'I will' but 'people will'. I completely fail to understand why they can't read the wikipedia article for the plot and watch a few clips to get the feel. Instead of paying 20 fucking dollars and 2 hours

>bro just take xcom armor

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CHYAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

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>do nothing
>be liked by everyone
Yeah, great writing. This is worse than Rey in Star Wars you retard. Can someone tell me a single reason why Scarlet Witch couldn't have been the one to do the power level bullshit? She's one of the strongest mutants of all time, fuck's sake. And the actress is a thousand times superior

I never said that I'll pay for it.

>after

What poster? There's no official poster out yet.
At best she'll help with some quantum realm shit along with Ant Man. Thanos has all the stones, she literally can't beat him.

Is there a character that got more fucked in MCU than Hawkeye? Iron Man took out his niche in the team and now they are using two of his worst stories for the grand finale

Consider my privilege checked!

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Maria Hill is, but she's a nobody

>featured so prominently
Imagine being this retarded
You of course don't need to imagine

That last bit basically 100% confirms the leaks from a while back, doesn't it? This movie's going to be such a shitshow. It's hysterical that they're going to fumble the landing on this decade-long experiment at the very last minute.

I loved Avengers 3, but I really didn't care for Dr Strange, BP or Cpt Marvel. I'm really looking forward to this, but it feels like an end point for the original Avengers and they're the only characters I care about.

I do like new Spidey though.

Well its not that unlikely. The only film coming out in the next months that isnt capeshit is Godzilla. Furthermore, Civil war is where the MCU started to feel like total dog shit.

Also, Americans see the cinema like a place to kill time at your local mall, which takes a 5 minute drive, where they can park in a free huge open area parking place.

At least for me, I can only watch films in original version in 2 cinemas, which are downtown of my capital city (Vienna), which makes going to a cinema only worth it, if I genuinely am dying to see this film.

The last film I watched in a cinema was BR2049 (twice).

Damn bros look how badass she is! Thor was standing there all intimidating and shit and she didn't even flinch when the hammer flew past her head! Goddam we got a badass here!

looks like shit

this fucking loser is still a character? i remember iron man 2 being shit for a lot of reasons but one thing that was just unmemorable was the 'grey iron man' that didn't real need to be in the story for any reason and you're telling me this dork is in the fuckin big story with like.. major characters??

yes there is faggot look at the catalog

>Iron Man took out his niche in the team
how? Hawkeye never belonged in the first place. All he does is shoot arrows, he's worse than Black Widow because he can't into spying either.

just like real life

Yeah, I hate what Disney has done to the franchise but IW and Endgame were a must unfortunately. I'd love to skip out on Endgame but I just can't. What angers me the most is that this one will still be full of quips and Captain Marvel bootlicking

>if i repeat memes enough it'll make them true
have sex

How was Scarlet Witch able to look up with her disembodied face even when everything supporting it had already turned to ash?

Unironically baste
Why the fuck should I care what anyone else thinks. Its not like I'm doing anything wrong. I shouldn't have to hold myself to anyone else's standards.
That being said, I still think the basedbois whose lives revolve around capeshit, starwars and "nerd culture" are pathetic. I want to be able to enjoy these fun movies with my family without being associated with those 300lb mouth breathers.

Brie Larson can even make standing around doing nothing look insufferable. Just knowing she'll show up is enough to avoid this movie.

>paying to fall asleep two times
kino.

>all white men like you should have been dusted

Youre both dumb normie faggots and not unique at all.

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>having the attention span of an epileptic goldfish

I just hope, for fuck's sake, that they don't ruin this doing this scene with CM instead of warlock

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Who are they even fighting in this? Isn't Thanos done with everything and stuck with a broken gauntlet so he isn't even that much of a threat

Hardly prominent, I like how it has Captain in the forefront. It's good stuff.
>memes

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COPE

Have sex

>epileptic
narcoleptic

I doubt it. It'd be miles cheaper to just make real ones. They literally have no reason to make them CGI.

Lmao that final scene in the trailer(Thor summoning his axe) was posted about on here a couple of days ago as a spoiler and I thought it was bullshit.

fuckin hell.

It's not about attention span, I enjoy slow kino but BR2049 was a mess. It had nothing good going with it, Goose's acting was giving Brie a run for her money which is good I suppose because he's a droid trying to be emotional.

For fun you fucking autist.
Not every form of media I consume has to kino.
Sometimes I like to turn off my brain and sneak a couple of cold ones in the theater with my friends.

COPE

No adult calls themselves an adult.

That's not very nice

Nurse Ratched is a much better character than Captain Marvel

THE LEAKS WERE REAL THE LEAKS WERE REAL, antman + iron man suits, quantum wormholery, pregant pepper, Captain Marvel talking down to the other Avengers

LMAO

>TONY, I AM PORGNANT
It's gonna be The Last Jedi bad AHAHAHA

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nearly everyone is "expressionless" on that poster
which makes it easy to see what you want to see

they just want revenge (and in the meatime Iron Man and Paul Rudd go back in time to get the infinity stone to undo what Thanos as done)

Not talking about the poster retard, fuck I'm done talking to shills

It wasn’t a spoiler, user was repeating something that was described in a Disney shareholders meeting

Flop of the century lmao

her face is so out of place in superhero stuff. She looks like she was in American Pie and then here is appearing as the only original cast member returning in American Pie Presents: Back to College like 18 years later

>talks about falling asleep in the cinema
>its not about attention spans
If you dont like a film, you can always walk out you know. Just like Im gonna walk out of this conversation Im having with a literal retard.

That doesn't make any sense. This creates a time paradox but I won't be surprised if Disney is dumb enough to do this.

>guckt BR2049 zweimal
Wasn da los bei dir, mein lieber Ösi?

Yall know she gets her ass kicked by thanos in the first act and is barely there at all in the end. Trust me I worked on set and the russo brothers did their best.
PS. They fucking hated working with her and some of the cast was too.

>lmao
>ahahaha
imagine being a pig fucking kike?

>everyone is looking left
>Thor is looking right

>Steven Strange
lmao
>hey I'm a world class surgeon
>whoopsie I just crashed my sports car
>now I'm searchin the world to try and fix my wonky hands
I couldn't stop laughing at this absolute shit
It's not even a comedy

Good thing I didn't

Its true. Shes only in it for like 5 seconds and Yea Forums is already bitching

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First time I heard of her I thought she was the girl in the first two American Pie (Tara Reid's friend)

Source: ASS

Was soll den sein? BR Kino gibts nur im Kino und zwar zweimal.

>Endgame.
Stopped reading right there

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>46 years old
good luuuuck

CAPESHIT A BLOOBLOO POO POO PEE PEE DONALD DRUMP REEEE REEEE REEEE MOMMY CAPESHIT SO FUN MOMMY POOPEE IN MY BUM PEEEEEEEEEEEEW SUPA HEWOES MOMMY PEW PEW BANG THANOS BOOOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN MARVEL YAY MOMMY YAY

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Captain Bitchface

watching his daughter turn into dust turned him into a lesbo

>That's it. I guess I'm done after Iron Man 2

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Aware me on the leaks lad, I need to see how Captain Marble takes down the big bad purple man.

GROW UP YOU BUNCH OF MAN CHILDREN!!!
Comic books are for kids, so they can dream about teens beating up adults.
Anyone over 16 reading comics and watching movies bases on comics are fucked up in the head.

They are probably going to have Tony or Nebula do it

How can you make it as an actress if the only emotion your face can display is "hate white man"

>6 avengers
>names five
Ok

>>the leaks were true
>nothing in the trailer even remotely confirms this
nice attempt to push your fanfic, retard

i noticed this post

I heard the end is everyone getting dusted who didn't get dusted in the first one cus they go back in time and thanos just does the same thing. It ends with a dance off with star lord distracting thanos before Captain Marvel kills him while he aint looking.

>Sir, people starts discussing all over the internet about how shitty Captain Marvel was
>drop the avengers trailer, that'll counterfire it

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Come on, I wasn't gonna walk out on a Harrison Ford movie

I don't know about what he said about set relationships but all the avengers that go to confront Thanos get BTFO relatively early in the film and are mostly side characters for the rest of the film.

too many white dudes

Angry fighting to the death Cap is always best Cap. Evans is great at it.

"GOD I HATE WHITE MEN" "BUT GOD I WANT TO FUCK THOR RIGHT NOW"

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Don't believe me then. See for yourself in a few months. They are not gonna go straight mary sue with her and kill the product. they at least understand that

Again, if it's real, it must be in the leaks.
Show me the sodding leaks!
The black girl is looking right too.

I have no issues with that trailer even though the cpt marvel actress will hate what I become in 1-2 decades

Will the pedos of the galaxy return? I want Roidista to make turd jokes because that's quality film making.

"You know how hard it is for women of color?"

you clearly don't know how Marvel Studios operate

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Source: ASS

It's honestly the normie autists. They work a mediocre job or something like that, have no real hobbies (and no, consuming things other people made doesn't count, a hobby is active), a lot of time on their hands, etc... This is the only way they could keep up with all these movies, watch AND post about them endlessly on this board.

The last one I saw I think was the original Avengers. I only watched this trailer because it's the last one, but I genuinely have had no desire whatsoever to see any of them. It's not true cinema and you know it. It's as corporate as filmmaking can get, and it's boring. If I'm taking time out of my day, I want it to be good, actually good, otherwise I could be lifting, working or practicing the instrument I play. It's valuable wasted time.

But manchildren will never admit they are manchildren, they'll probably say it's FOR FUN or try to claim they only follow it ironically. So no point arguing.

Theo von?

she smiles lmao hypocrite bitch

I'm so fucking hyped
with the exception of like 0.5 seconds worth of new footage, all the rest of the new footage is literally fromt he first 30 or so minutes
WHAT THE FUCK IS IN STORE FOR THE NEXT 2.5 HOURS HOLY FUCK MY BODY

>she was a red head before
>red hair growing back
>”WHAT SHE DYED HER HAIR?????”
based retard

She dyed her hair when she was on the run between Civil War and Infinity War.

It's growing back out and going back to her natural color in the time between IW and Endgame. Dumbass.

If this shit ends with a dance off before captain marvel hits him out of no where Im done.

>thinking of stan

>consuming things other people made doesn't count
you are retarded!

>haha capeshit is for manchildren
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUNNY COMIC THOUGH HER FRIGGIN HEAD LOOKS FUNNY AF
gee aren't you grown up, mr memelord

wtf was that look Brie gave Thor

It was like disgust for being a white male

Bump!
GROW UP YOU BUNCH OF MAN CHILDREN!!!
Comic books are for kids, so they can dream about teens beating up adults.
Anyone over 16 reading comics and watching movies bases on comics are fucked up in the head.

Did DRUMPF get dusted in the MCU?

>sleeveless turtleneck
instaboner desu

This trailer looks like shit, and what Cap says at 1:13 is fucking unintelligible.
>The Thor shit with Captain Marvel is real
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why did he say he liked her? She didn't do anything.

His comment literally did not deserve a response
it was "trolling is a art" level of trolling

but, but,....victory for women

She wasn't rattled by Thor summoning the axe

It looks like a trailer for a phase 1, CW spin off

Literally Thor has only said one phrase and she didn't say anything.

Comments on youtube:

>DO YOU SENSE THE SEXUAL ATTRACTION? I SHIP IT NOOOOOOOOOW

Really? It's only one teaser and people are already thinking about their kids?

Trailer looks fan-made. What's up with the random color highlights?

Go to bed Review screw

youtube.com/watch?v=CsJZ3EytnV4

Stoicism, then amused/attracted acceptance

I have both scripts the russo brothers did. AMA.

THE SUITS.

THOR AND CAROL.

CLINT AND NAT.

This trailer gave me everything I want. I want a Captain Marvel/Thor buddy cop movie from that one interaction.

>all these pajeets in the comments
lel

Based retard

Odin would never allow Thor to impregna... oh, that's why he was killed.

>Dude what's your hobby?
>Chad: I go rock climbing dude!
>Brad: I lift weights dude!
>Normie autist: I sit mindlessly in my room and passively consume media dude!

You too, get the fuck off this meme imageboard, manchild.
Or do you actually think laughing at le edgy cartoon drawings isn't manchild behavior?
>eew imagine being a manchild watching capeshit!
>DUDE LMAO FRICKIN PEPE N WOJAK MAKING FUNNY FACE XD

he prefers to be called reddit nail

Looks fanmade.

Cus shes a strong woman, which triggers incels. Im gonna watch now just to see how pissed yall get. Brie Larson ftw.

Damn Tony, Cap and Hawkeye are legit dying
>then why give them all that screen time in the beginning of the trailer if not?
The Age of White Men is dead

Captain Fungus was always gonna be in the movie. There are two versions of Endgame, but she doesn't play as big of a role in one of them.
I don't know why some people believed there was a version where she had been completely removed.

>Yea Forums faggot: i get butthurt online on what the "normies" entertain themselves with, and post le epic memes
Do you fags on here lack self awareness?

this is so dishonest

The audience that watches Marvel and or DC movies? I'm glad I have not seen a single movie. I have not watch TV or seen any movie in 15 years to be honest. Most of my time is spend working or studying.

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>Imagine they did a Warlock movie instead of Captain Marvel one and he takes her spot with that ending too
Sadly never ever, fuck Marvel

Here ya go Brie

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This. I watched Ironman 1 on a torrent because I used to read the comic when I was 10-11. Plus I thought it was great RDJ was making his comeback as an actor. All I kept thinking while watching it was that 10 year old me would've been blown away by the movie but at the same time I was glad I didn't waste money going to see it in a theater.

t. normie autist

The madder you get the more my point is proven. I'm posting just before hitting the gym btw.

Social justice warriors gave shit to mary poppins for black face for having chimney dust

Will they acknowkedge the black face of black panther?

wow I didnt need your approval you fucking patriarchal God of thunder. sit down be humble

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>Staccato strings

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Tony and Cap are gone, we know that simply from their contracts, but Renner should still have one standalone movie in his contract.

where do you think we are faggot

they revisit some set-pieces from the previous film so obviously they can't show that in the trailer

you mad bro? did I trigger your sensitive self?

Literally every capeshit trailer. This seriously has to stop

You are literally a child

it replaces the church

>not even phased as the stormbringer flies by her
Thor was erect too.

ONIONS

Rhodey's character arc was done in Civil War, he should have died from that fall. 0 reason to keep him around.

>There are two versions of Endgame
what does that even mean

>"Just turn of your brain and consume product bro"
>"Wtf why is movies getting more formulaic and worse?"

I was referring more to the goings on than the set pieces, but that's a fair point

Yes, since Iron man 1.

I can't see Brie cancer in the same room as all these established characters I've been watching for years. The way she's supposed to take charge is really offputting

This is the level of criticism these movies are getting.

The absolute reddit status of this post

It was such cheap heat to get Tony to turn heel and by the next movie it isn't an issue anymore.

Just remember, this could have been Dallas Bryce Howard

fuck off to reddit

Captain Marvel's only job in this movie should be to take out some Armada Thanos has. Like make a mini boss just for her and have her do her own bullshit away from the main heroes. I'd be fine with that.

Too many scenes of previous movies and reused scenes from the previous trailer. So it will probably be really good. They don't want to spoil anything.

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Literally doesn't matter because no matter what happens in Endgame, Infinity War will always be the true ending to the MCU for me.

I actually like Dr. Strange and don't mind Black Panther but Captain Marvel is a deal breaker bro

She has FTL powers, user. I think would be OOC for the Avengers themselves not to make serious use of that. I mean, if they can.

seething

>SeEtHiNg

>Reddit memes

Wow look at all these capeshit haters who claim they haven't seen any capeshit since Iron Man. Yet they are in every thread like flies on a shit. Fucking hell, that is sadder than the people who watches them

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That pillar falling over or whatever looks like shit. Like there's no weight to it at all, like a cartoon. Shame!

t. capeshit watcher

I liked Captain Marvel more than I liked Doctor Strange even though I was very hyped for Strange because I love magic, but I also liked Strange more in Infinity War than in his own origin movie.

I would not be surprised if it'll be the same for Carol. Ultimately I have to remember these are comic book characters shuffled from writer to writer. just like in the comics themselves. Every iteration will depend on the writer for the next one. Nowadays I just look at the potential a character can have in the good hands, next to how enjoyable a movie was of course.

schindlers list filter? with the red on B&W
whats that called?

I know we shit on capeshit and Marvel here but I will admit the idea of a post IW earth is intriguing. Imagine half the population suddenly vanishes so that's Leftovers and Left Behind tier shit right there? Obviously the fallout would make the need for superheroes more relevant. Or not. Maybe they'd get condemned more? Thing is these points won't be addressed cause all the screentime will go to Captain Fungtoes instead.

We'll only get a few seconds of Clint and Scott searching/mourning for their families instead. Have to save that time in the script for quips.

>zero muscle mass
Brie needs to hit the weights, take a shower, have sex, gain height, and get a clue. ASAP.

actually there's a sizeable amout of time dedicated to that (and Captain Marvel is a very secundary character)

Another scene ruined by brie

This sound so fucking pety - they fucked up, Thanos won, he won thanks to them, and now that the half if universe is dead they will go and murder him while he is in his garden, poking his space salad, and that will accomplish....what?
Timetravel? Congrats, you have reached peak of tumblr writing, don't forget to reveal that Marvel's actual name is Darkshadowbladesoulkatana.

I never complained about the mcu getting worse. I never thought they were good in the first place. Why the hell do you think I watch them drunk? I just like seeing my childhood heroes on the big screen.

they just get BTFO anyway

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It's clear as day retard. There's a rumor picking up steam lately that two cuts of Endgame are in contention, major difference being that Captain Marvel is a major player like was obvious (((they))) wanted and another in which her role was drastically reduced. Apparently depending on the box office and reception to her solo movie will determine which one they go with

Google gives me nothing. If there's a specific term for it only someone in photography/art theory may know. All I get is Black And White Plus One. I guess that makes sense because you could have two colors at which point it could be plus two.

Thanos please win reeeeeee

I'm doubtful the universe will remain halved by the end of the movie.

>can't stand me having a different opinion and having fun watching stupid shit
>somehow I'm the childish one
Ok faggot

>this sound so fucking pety
They're literally called the "AVENGERS."

That’s literally the plot of the fucking comic you sperg. That’s why CM sucked BECUASE it was so deviant from the source materials “lol skrulls are good, lol mar-Vell is actually a lady building a light speed engine on earth for a hidden race of space boons who were actively trying to kill the main character in the first 60 minutes of the movie and add a random twist in the middle so we can be lol different XD XD”

It’s kind of insulting that they had an amazing adaptation of most of the different heroes origins EXCEPT for the woman. They hired good writers and directors for all the films EXCEPT for the woman. Black Widow, Wasp, Shuri, Valkyrie, Hela, fuck even Lupitas character were all well done women who had an actual point and drive aside from “lolgrillpower”

Still like do CM though, I just think they did a bad job and the fact that it’s a female superhero means no one will correct it. I just want Minority Report Carol, make her the Villain of the upcoming MCU run.

Sounds like /pol/ tier whack. This isn't DC where shit's being cut left and right in paranoia of low profits. It's going to sell like hot cakes no matter what.

>That’s literally the plot of the fucking comic you sperg.
>it was in the comic, therefore it is good
shut the fuck up Yea Forumstard

I hope she is much stronger than Thanos giving him the underdog feel, and Thanos btfo's her with skill and strategy, hyping him up for the real conflict between him and the real avengers.

>compleing
God user learn to spell. Or at least pay attention to the red underlines

Selective desaturation

I haven't seen CM but the directors did a fantastic film called Half-Nelson starring the goose

He already BTFOed Hulk and Dr Strange it would seem redundant

Thanks user.

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Hulk isn't that op right now, he doesn't even have red hulk form yet; and Strange is more of a cc/support. Thor pretty much fucked up Thanos with the new axe, that's the relative power level.

Marvel and co go to kill Thanos
Thanos rapes Marvel at the farm
they then decide to travel back in time
that's the first 30 odd minutes of the movie

>Steven Strange
you can't blow this off gayboy
it's hilariously bad

Especially when the writers already admitted out of universe she’s the key to them winning *eyeroll*

no only a select few travel back in time, and they get BTFO one hour into the film

>that pic

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What is the verdict on Asgardians, are they like Eastern Europeans, white passing but not really white?

I don't think there will be time travel. There's the whole light speed aspect of Marvel but that one scene from Superman has too much negative connotation to it. I don't think anyone would ever try to pull the "light speed character can travel though time" cliche for the next 100 years. Except maybe DC with flash. I'd sooner expect them to use the stones to reverse it somehow.

One hour? The scene with Thanos beating Captain Marble takes that long to show up? What the fuck happens for the first hour

They are multi ethnic like the actors who play them?

Imagine being such a cuck you’re triggered by straws. Stop watching porn user

Please fuck off, it's confirmed, here are set pics showing them going back in time to the New York battle from Avengers 1.

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the aftermath of the "decimation" (what a retarded name), Paul Rudd showing up, Iron Man coming back to Earth,etc... I think that's even further than one hour (no timestamps from what I read)