What is some essential burgerpunk?

Was gonna say this

Based big dick Exxon

Americans will actually defend this as something good. Cultureless fat swine. I can't wait for China to wipe them off the face of the earth.

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Logorama

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It's a very odd feel to think this looks oddly comfy. I have no idea why I'm so obsessed with these American towns that on the world stage aren't particularly well known or relevant. I've lived in and around centuries old buildings my whole life but I desperately want to drive through somewhere like this. I'm not that interested in New York or LA despite the fact I'd be much more likely to fit in somewhere like that.

YOU JUST KNOW

if based yellowman remove based black american who will protected cucked norwegian frenchman?

>americans don't have a cultur-

>upset they don't appreciate your cheese culture
>want them wiped out by people that haven't produced a culture in thousands of years
Here's your (you) but just tell me why? I'm sure there are late night people you can call to get yous from.

you've never seen a McDonald building?

Imagine actually living like this. It’s no wonder America has a mental health crisis. Literally everything in their shithole country is commodified, even socialization is a commodity now with companies socially engineering and controlling the way people interact. Capitalism is good at over producing and making useless shit, it’s also great at destroying small town communities in favor of corporate shitholes

They're fat, they destabilized the mideast and north africa, they're responsible for flooding Europe with shitskins, they're the one country supporting Israel

They're non places, like airports and highway stops. They're comfy to me as well. Some frog anthropologist wrote a book about non-places once it was ok.

The closest thing I've seen to this is a motorway service station but they're comfy too

don’t act like our countries (EU) aren’t also responsible for this. My country has been Americanized and also follows America into every conflict and war.

>it’s also great at destroying small town communities in favor of corporate shitholes
OPs pic is Pittsburgh

Don't blame the symptom, blame the disease. Blame America.

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nah we have responsibility in this too. But yes America should be burned to the ground

>can't afford to protect yourself
>p-please americans help me help me we need you to protect us so our money can help rapefugees
Maybe if you had a military your words would matter.

We live in a Despacito.

There is some appeal to being nowhere in particular. Living on the road, eating at drive-ins and sleeping in motels. Just gas stations, diners, motels and the highway. Always departing, never arriving.

Go spend another trillion dollars on aircraft carriers for Israel while your fatass dies from lack of health care, amerifat..

You’re a fucking American citizen. Stop playing these stupid games where you pretend “our military is epic we’re badass!”

It has nothing to do with you, fuck off

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This makes me wanna go on a one month road trip

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Yeah but American ""cities"" are designed like shit also.

>you can't take credit for anything america
>fucking americans having all these stores everywhere disgusting
Hmmm almost sounds like somebody is a little jealous.

>very poor urban planning
t. brainlet

This is right along an exit ramp of a major highway, anyone who has driven long distance in america and had to take a piss or get lunch has seen this before and knows how useful it is to be able to take an off ramp, zip into [insert chain here] do your shit, leave and get right back on to travelling

That makes having a car a necessity to do anything urban. There's no sidewalks.

ur a dumbass...corporations are a result of government regulations stifling new companies.

>that gangbang with jennifer white where the nigs fuck her in the ass and then tell her to clean their dicks by deep throating them...

>you NEED a car this is BAD
Ok Kazynski go back to your cabin now.

and there is nothing you can do about it, cυck.

This isn't urban, dipshit. This is the shit you find driving between places of interest.

its not an urban area though, like other anons have mentioned it is a product of the interstate system. Look at the op pic, everything advertised there is either a
>fast food chain
>hotel
>gas station
Placed right next to an exit ramp for obvious reasons.

Also in general because of the way america was built + its size cars generally are a necessity in areas outside of major urban population centers

I love eurocucks whinning as their culture crumbles into shit...
its already starting, EU becoming a megacountry and beurocracy growing like crazy...
while the UK has that commie corbyn who is gonna nationalize industry and turn the country into fucking Venezuela.

>urban planning

I don't think you know what those words mean

Tells us about that volkswagen.

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right, so... pennsylvania, north dakota

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that's a merc on the left you dumdum

>Americans will actually defend this as something good. Cultureless fat swine.
You haven't traveled much if you believe only America has these small gathering points for drivers with a ton of gas stations and stores. Its quite common along border towns. That being said, it looks pretty nice. Capitalism can be comfy.

I have literally never seen anything remotely like bottom, maybe it's because I'm dutch and opnly americans do that, idk.

Never been to pizza hut here, do their pizzas taste good?

No, I think it’s Altoona. At least it looks like the Altoona exit.

Yeah, those “modern” designs on the bottom are everywhere now. I think it’s cheaper to build, and it’s woeth more when you resell it.

>ywn eat in the Wendy’s solarium again

One of the mcdonald's I go recently got "modernized" after having the same design after many years. I'm not sure if they lowered the ceiling or not but goddamn, it felt cramped and empty as hell.

yeah I imagine its a massive fucking pain in the ass to try and sell your burger king castle off to some other non-medieval/monarchy themed company

They want it to be cramped so the boomers and homeless don't sit in the dining room for 5+ hours

Oh yea, they also changed the goddamn roof. Felt like something was missing after seeing it for the first time.

If I had all these fast food places next door, I would a burgertank in a year.
No wonder americans are all so fat.

I am not american and every one of those shitty places looks as bottom

Highways in the northeast weren't planned with access roads like in the west and south. They just weren't a thing.

how pubs look in your country?
In mine, every fucking pub looks like this

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>they destabilized the mideast and north africa
This is near 100 percent Europe's fault

White obesity rates in the US are actually lower than any country in Europe. Something like 90% of black women are overweight, and 75% are obese.

Pulp Fiction

That’s because your country uses monopoly money

do you have to straddle those? do they pull them out and use them as benches? what the hell is going on here?

50/50 between your pic and typical brown english pub ripoff

Nobody actually lives there, usually the actual town is a couple miles up or down the road. This is literally entirely people traveling or people who drove in to work

Cope harder, Cleetus. White obesity is still larger than that of any country in Europe except Ingerland.

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Amerifarts BTFO

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Falling Down

What? This is some top tier 'Saudis did 9/11, let's sue Iran' burger delusion.

this literally says that there are more black and hispanic fatties than white people still

[Looming neon McDonald's signs in the distance as protagonist speeds down interstate in a Rascal Scooter]
RASSERA RASSERA RASSERASSE RASSERA
RASSERA RASSERA RASSERASSE RASSERA
RASSERA RASSERA RASSERASSE RASSERA
RASSERA RASSERA RASSERASSE RASSERA
RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSERA
RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSE RASSERA

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No that's actually how central pa looks, I've driven through it before. There are towns that you drive by and go wow that must be some sort of giant trucker rest stop. No, it's a town with a mayor and a town council and schools. It really is a mind fuck

Kaneda becoming a giant and deformed monster of flesh is your average american, after all

Fucking Breezewood PA man. Theres a gap between i70 and the PA turnpike so you have to get off there. The state has considered fixing it a number of times but the town freaks the fuck out because it will kill all the shit businesses

>no sidewalks
Who’s going to fucking walk around? That little cluster of civilization is the only thing around for miles.

Sure but the dude claimed that the obesity rate of american whites was lower than that of any European country, which was simply wrong and deluded.

Would the people who work in these places be considered the ultimate NPCs? I don't mean that in a derisive sense but interchangeable places means interchangeable people.

china is equally as bad if not worse

They're definitely worse. They prefer fucking KFC of all places over all other fast food

OPs pic is Breezewood PA. Its a sorta infamous oddity of the interstate system. Its basically a little piece of connective road between two interstates that sees a shitload of through traffic so it turned into a burger boom town.

with jews you lose

Nigger what
It's a fucking highway exit stop in the middle of some bumfuck midwestern plain

What the fuck do you want a highway exit to look like? 5-star restaurants?

Why are american towns ugly, teevee?

>Exxon
>Sunoco
nope.

most examples of ugly american towns are
>non-town highway pit stops like op pic
>overplanned soulless suburban copy pastes out west in places like nevada
>urban decay that would be equally shitty in all other parts of the world due to white flight/industrial recession/poverty influx
>poverty projects in urban ghettos

maybe if you're a cousin fucker who lives in northern Quebec it does

they look like the bottom in Canada as well

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You're a faggot, and Varg would hate you.

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>hey I feel like McDonald's
>now I feel like getting gas at Shell, but even though it's 50ft away I still need to drive there

based and chickenpilled

>yeah lemme just leave my car at the mcdonalds and walk over to the gas station to fill up
do you realize how stupid you sound?

Varg finally ascended

>no crosswalks
>walk across busy road with fast traffic from both directions
RIP in peace user

*Tetsuo

It’s a highway stop in Breezewood, PA near the border with Maryland.

The US doesn't look like this everywhere.
t. been to 20 states

i literally guessed this was pennsylvania nice

fuck you the colonel is god-tier

Japs are the same.