*blocks your franchise*

*blocks your franchise*

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Why'd they give the bitch purple hair? Did they ever explain that?

To make femininity powerful

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So everyone knows who the main sammich maker is?

is that the kid from Mask?

rrrrrrRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWwwwwwww

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everyone from her home planet has purple hair, it's because of the atmosphere

I just made that up btw

She dyed her hair as a form of protest
Not making this up

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How does Star Wars recover from this? How can any conflict exist when hyperspace ramming is a thing?

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I fact checked this hoping that you were wrong. But you were correct.
>In her youth, Holdo rebelled against the undemonstrative exterior of her homeworld's culture and expressed herself by dyeing her hair vibrant colors, wearing vibrantly colored clothing, and going on daring escapades. In spite of that, Holdo shared the core values of Gatalenta: she believed in the importance of joy, love and spiritual harmony, showed great interest in esoteric practices of her planet, like meditation and astrology

>daring escapades
I pray for death, and yet death never comes

They'll just say that Leia used the force on Holdo's ship and the strain had a delayed effect which killed her between TLJ and IX

ahahaha

So she was a glorified space hippie

I bet she also fucked black guys

>self inserting this hard you snap your penis frenulum (female)

The We’woz from planet Dindooine

>she really liked her planet and shared its values, but still rebelled in pointless and small ways that nobody would care about.
Man, if they are targeting the 16 year old girl demographic they are spot on.

>she rebelled
>but only by doing things like dyeing her hair and wearing fancy clothes
>but actually kept most of her homeworlds values
Its almost like they were pandering to a certain demographic.

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This was her undemonstrative homeworld btw
>Gatalenta was a warm, uncommonly tranquil planet famed for its tea, lengthy, erudite poetry and meditative retreats. Natives of Gatalenta were renowned for their calmness and serenity, and rose each day to thank the planet's multiple suns for rising. Love and compassion were taught and practiced fondly by the people of Gatalenta, and crying openly was considered a virtue and proof of a caring heart.[1] The Gatalentan people were also known for living austerely, with the only colorful parts of their attire being traditional red cloaks. They were ruled by the Council of Mothers. Slavery was illegal on the planet, and slaves were not allowed to be brought to the planet. If a slave was brought there, and their master was caught, the slave was set free.

>all that changed when the WHITE MAN attacked

Rey should be a nudist

>They were ruled by the Council of Mothers
Enough to make anyone rebel

>Gatalenta
>gata
>cat
>lenta
>slow
Bravo clap clap Bravisimo

They won't mention it ever again, they'll just tiptoe around it. Worldbuilding is an alien concept to JJ, so 9 certainly won't say anything.

What's sad is despite how bad this looks it still has some potential.

>planet that she really enjoys
>shares its core values
>just happens to also enjoy expressing herself. Wants to wear bright colors because she likes them, not to just rebel.
>dyes her hair for the same reason
>planet citizens don't like this, find it offensive or something
>is forced to conform or leave
>leaves the planet, eventually ends up with the republic.

Then you could have the rebellious spirit character, but now have a background that gives her some meaning, someone who would rather give up her home to retain her individuality.

Make her an alien species who are naturalists then, don't make her some Psuedo human from soitooine.

to be considered a strong woman, is it necessary to be a bitch to man?

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That would be fine as well. Though keep her humanoid since otherwise we would probably get some CGI abomination

What a great backstory for a cunt who thinks she doesn't need to tell anyone shit

She was far from the biggest problem with the movie. None of the people working on it seemingly wanting to make Star Wars movie was a much bigger one.

She's gonna fuck up the new Godzilla movie with overacting melodrama.

She and Luke are the two most obvious examples of what went wrong, even if she herself wasn’t the biggest problem.

>astrology

The rebels deserve to lose.

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Bullshit, The Council of Mothers would never do such a thing

Its a symbol for the blatant agenda, retard

I hope normies pick up on it and every review is like “why the big space battle tho”

>all sorts of biologically improbable aliens and space magic
>WHY WOMAN PURPLE

have sex incels

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woah such alien

I know you're being a smartass user, but I can believe whatever author wrote that shit would really respond this way, because their little make believe world has to be perfect, they need to have their cake (rebellious self insert) and eat it too (perfect feminist paradise).

Something to do with one of the writers involved that wrote one of the SW novels that set the film up.
Surprise surprise she’s a feminist with purple hair!

wash your feet tranny

This is what I was talking bout. Guess the political orientation and hair colour of the author....

Disney's only agenda is making money. That so many people actually buy into the lie that they have a feminist agenda is nothing but depressing.