Im homeless starting tomorrow

Hope this helps, man:
wizchan.org/wiz/res/144352.html

I'll be right here waiting for you to return.

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check in from time to time either with phone or library computer.
good luck.

homeless is pretty fun for the first 72 hours or so until you start to feel the wear or come down with some

stay strong user

Wait there are actual neets on this board? I'm married with 2 jobs, the fuck is wrong with you mongs?

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I'm 21 and haven't had a job since 17 I'm basically stuck at this point no one will even look at my resume.

How the fuck is that shit fun? Sleeping on the concrete or a park bench sounds fucking sad especially the risk that someone might stab you in your sleep.

I was homeless in new york for 2 weeks. Its fucking hell. I don't know how hobos can withstand the cold

That's bullshit and you know it lmao

Good luck dear fren

I lived in an SUV for 2 years traveling the country

get a gym membership to a gym that's nationwide so you can shower and shit comfy, you'll thank me later

PS wear sandals in the shower

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Most will check themselves in a mental hospital, or any kind of free shelter that will let them stay for as long as they can during the winter.

doesnt really help trying to survive homeless in LA
maybe ill just call the crisis line and get myself admitted i dunno

good luck brother
may you have a journey that will result in knowledge and happiness

Would be okay if you went to college but assuming you didn't start going out and volunteering. You literally just need functioning motor skills to do so and it helps build your resume. Plus there are plenty of places out there that will take a 21 year old, even without any work experience. It's gonna be shitty retail work but at least you'll have an income.

Bro I got an engineering job at 25 with no job or internship in my life My family thought I would be a leech for life but DESU they were wageslaves who don't know about moving up in life.

Why do you come to Yea Forums, honestly? It's never been for you and never will be. Go back

>What happens to us NEETs when our parents die?
Better get in that voting booth buddy.

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anytime fitness is especially good if you're nasty and wanna shower between 1-4am

Good luck man.
If you manage to get internet you should check out the homeless general in /out/ and wizardchan

Why would you stay in a city? Go to some suburb or rural town where you can sleep in the woods and raid unlocked dumpsters for food.

Not speaking from experience or anything.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to become homeless lmao.
Just work harder and earn more money you lazy dipshit.

Hey my friend, before you die, please rape at least one woman. Thanks.

i's been homeless before

it's time to grow up, user

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Based right-wing retard poster

I wish I didn't blow all my money I saved up for school on renting an apartment. Oh well, I'm moving out soon to live with my parents again so I can save money for school again. I decided it was time to get a career in something instead of working a dead end factory job.

>a few years ago I walk to Walgreens at 2 am for cigarettes
>Young, homelesss girl around the park sees me and walks over
>We start talking about how her ex husband kicked her out and took her kids, but there was obviously more to that story than what she was saying because she looked and talked like a druggie
>Also thought I was homeless because I was walking around so late
Was sad tbqh.

ive been living alone in LA for a year man
just ran out of jobs and money
ive grown up enough now i just want to stop suffering

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Majority of homeless are actually mental or retarded, such as yourself you still your handler though.

There was this girl at my old job who apparently did coke in the washroom. She was late almost everyday for 2 weeks and still had a job there up until the time she fell asleep during a meeting in front of our manager and got the boot. A buddy of mine who worked there says he saw her outside of some store huddled in a corner shaking and all fucked up on something. It's a shame because the job we had there was stupid easy and paid enough to make a living, she could've quit doing drugs and saved up for school or gain experience to move up. Instead she chose to continue her drug habit and fuck everything up for herself.

why didnt you fuck her bro, make both of you feel better

then die. life is suffering. but there are moments that make it worthwhile

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>fucking druggies

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Hope things get better

That's actually a pretty good idea

Yea Forums isn't a safe space for people with a failed life

i got a job at 30 with no work history kek

Try to save money for a ticket to Hawaii

Hawaiian hobos have the best life. Live by the beach, ask money from the tourists ( or sell little trinkets) and the lefty city takes care of you.
Thats what my music teacher did.

Can you explain how? Im 33 and only had 1 job 7 years ago. I need help.

How the fuck can you afford doing coke every day? Probably banged some dude for it I guess.

Aren't Hawaiians really violent towards mainlanders though?

there are plenty of jobs that take anyone. just a matter of what you're willing to endure.

you need basic human interaction skills. you may be fucked

As long as you dont fuck with Da Hui or mouth off at a bar or break surfing etiquette you should be fine

Leave this place traveller while you still can, it will creep into your very essence and warp your mind until you hate everything, the minutes will turn to hours then days, years will pass while you laugh at obscure references only this board understands. Then one day you will wake up jobless, loveless and all you will have is this place and the other neets.

Lie on your resume.

I dont know, my teacher said it was like a permanent vacation and he never got bored ir hungry. There was always a tourist leaving half his food or giving out change. And he made money playing a ukulele and chatting up the beach tourists

Most likely, I never tried that shit so I'm not sure what it cost around here. I made plenty of mistakes in my life but I'm glad I didn't get into drugs when I had the opportunity at parties/school.

move to las vegas

cost of living is way way way wayyyy down and the casinos are the great equilizers in employment. You can make more than most jobs working in a restaurant or as a promotions clerk.

Everyone says lie but do i just make up fake jobs? What if they try to find out more info?

super racist from what I heard. polynesians, samoans, and native hawaiins all form their own gangs and fuck with white bois

Where can you sleep

I do like drugs, but I mean coke is a rich people drug. I can't understand how someone gets hooked on it. You can do it like crazy for one night, go to sleep, wake up and feel just like normal.

yes it is and stop baiting. I've had enough

vegas was one of the hardest hit cities from the housing bubble can't be hard to find a cheap place

This works if you have some idiot in HR during your interview and/or the company is desperate for workers because they''re turnover rate is high. I've worked at places that hire people over the telephone after a very simple questionnaire.

Is a cleaver knife to the lungs a way to kill myself? My autism makes me feel like Ill never get a job even when I graduate college.

stretch the truth

a Bernie Sanders presidency might be able to help you all with your mental health problems being covered under National Healthcare programs
And help you with jobs training
But you all have to support based trump who is cutting back Medicare and Medicaid and supporting states institute work requirements for welfare support

>Married
>Posts a RedditLetterMedia reaction pic

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Defunct companies, entry level minimal wage shit jobs, didnt work for a year because took care of a sick relative etc.

warehouses literally hire anyone with a pulse. Just don't expect to make a living wage on $12/hr

I don't see how the hell you're gonna make that work. I'm sure you'll get a job, keep your chin up and displace those thoughts.

What kind of jobs?

Fuck off wagecuck

I've only done weed and alcohol. I wanted to try acid or mushrooms back in high school but I was worried about having a bad trip and potentially harming myself. I had shit friends back then so I couldn't trust them when tripping balls and doing it alone didn't sound good either.

>have math degree
>but no skills or experience
>can't find job in my field
>apply for every job under the sun
>nobody hires me because they think I'm just looking for temp work and I'll bail as soon as I get offered a mathematician job
Fuck me, I'm about to be homeless too lol

Vegas is a city you can sleep in a tent in the winter

What happened OP?

It ruptures my bronchus causing me to drown on my blood which will kill me in 11 minutes due to my brain losing oxygen. Though the pain will require me to tape my mouth shut.

>You will never get a homeless 4chanista and make him your sex slave in exchange for food and a roof over his head
Why EVEN live?

Good luck user. I can relate and had almost the same fate once.

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can't you easily be a substitute math teacher?

No matter what, just stay away from drugs and you'll still have a nice and big chance of getting out.

I'd choose death.

>volunteering gets you jobs
>builds your resume
lol, fucking boomers

>survive homeless in LA
You should leave LA, unless you're living in a car it's too dangerous to be homeless.
I mean, being homeless you should just walk or bus out. You can try hitch hiking if you have nice clothes on once you hit santa barbara. Lie to people about why you're hitching.
Get to a smaller place like San Luis Obispo isn't bad to be homeless in.
LIE ON YOUR FUCKING RESUME ALWAYS!

Also you can apply for emergency general releaf at the welfare office. They might give you like $100 or so plus food stamps.

Apply to the Conservation Corp, they take everyone. Work a few months or more, and apply to community college in a city where the rent is doable and get a pell grant for free gibs (unless your parents have money but after a certain age it's based on your taxes). Like santa maria maybe, central valley, bakersfield...

Also Coast Gaurd isn't bad

why the fuck would you tell them you have a math degree if the problem is you're overqualified
jesus christ

>unmarried neet
>posts a backed whore

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>weed
Funnily enough I can't stand this drug, when I tell people they don't believe me. About acid, if you ever do socialize with someone who does acid and you trust, I absolutely cannot recommend it enough. It's not just like in the movie that you see funny images, you really get to learn about yourself on a subconcious level. It's undescribable. It is without a doubt one of my life's most rewarding experiences.

American high schools are full of baboons including the white students as well, Id rather kill myself than be a teacher. I cant be a professor either because I fucking hate people.

Internet leftist cuckolds laugh at a poor man assuming he's white. lol!

FUCKING Yea Forums millineials!

LIE ON YOUR FUCKING RESUME DEPENDING ON THE JON YOU ARE APPLYING FOR! REEEEEE
Stop putting a math degree on there. Put a history degree and then say to employers no one is hiring history majors. They'll understand

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Sure, I understand how a meat cleaver might kill someone but actually doing it to yourself sounds almost impossible, like trying to run into a wall. At any rate it sounds like a horrible way to die. If you do ever come to the point that you feel like you want to kill yourself I would look into other alternatives.

parents died, kicked out of uncles place in los angeles
been trying to survive and get a steady apartment for a year now
feels bad man

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Could I? I thought you needed some certification to teach. I'm too autistic to get in front of a group of kids and teach though.

Go get a job in data entry or something with minimal human interaction.

>tfw just smart enough to know how utterly retarded and useless I am
>tfw charming enough to go on dates with attractive women but too retarded to ever sustain a normal relationship

there's just something broken here I think and the worst part is knowing it will never be fixed

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>employer googles my name
>sees on linkedin/facebook/a billion other sites where I've posted my degree

You can't surivive in LA. Get out. It's time for the adventure of your life and it will make you a man.

Jobcorps.
Conservation corps
military
Homeless in beach cities
General relief from welfare office
Do it
Being homeless on the road is better than LA. Head north young man

Good luck user, stay strong

Try find a minimum wage job in a local retail store, ask if anyone's looking for a roommate to share the rent and hang in there.

It's the life you chose quit whining

At least I got a car I think Ill drive off into the wilderness and die there just starving in agony as ants and all sorts of eat me alive.

Shit. What have you done to me Yea Forums?

I think I saw that movie

>living in LA

Of course you are homeless.... move to texas or Arizona or something. Fuck, move to miami.

Retail is for extroverts Im sorry I might as well look for a lake to drop myself tied to weights in.

Why not crash into someone that has wronged you?

Mainly production work in factories. Some of them have competitive wages and day one benefits but you're working with literal retards and immigrants fresh off the boat that hardly speak English and have no real work experience that's related to their job. It's a pretty soul crushing experience being stuck in a hot factory with noone to talk to, doing mind numbing work and being mandated to work overtime on a weekend with half the crew gone and having to do double the work.

>married
>still working 2 jobs
Absolutely embarrassing

Sounds pretty kino. I'd take all the money I had and put it towards speed and gas money and see how far it took me

It is better to die in the natural world to begin worm food just all my dead ancestors.

some pay well, like $20/hr. The only problem is that there's no real job security.

>immigrants fresh off the boat that hardly speak English

How does this work? Are they there illegally? It's close to impossible for me who is actually from a first world country to get work permits, not to talk about a green card. Basically I have to have some kind of special competence or have someone sponsoring me to get a visa.

If I ever do kill myself I'm thinking I'll get a bottle of booze and a gun and drive out to Arizona, hike up a mountain and blow my brains out and let the vultures eat me clean. Kino?

How do I get money without working?

don't underestimate hunger, it will make you do unthinkable things.

this
i would rather become a wagie, working at McDonalds

I dunno, even prostitution is work

I wish I could go up to random girls and say you are hot let's fuck but I am still scared of woman despite being hopeless.

Camwhore.

No work at all is impossible, even neetbux require you to go through some kind of motion.

the wageslave

Nepotism.

user you shouldnt end it but if you do it, dont do it in such a fucking retardedly painful way do a exitbag or something

Not sure why you replied to me but first thing is you shouldn't say that to a woman anyway, the return is very low. Do you have social awkwardness in general? Have you tried interacting with people casually? Gotta think baby steps user

Even with autismbux?

you trying to send user to jail

I don't think there's anyway someone has the mental fortitude to slam a meat cleaver into his own chest with enough force to actually die from it. Most likely just break skin and bleed like hell and be in pain.

Sell your organs.

>you shouldn't say that to a woman anyway, the return is very low.
No my point is since I am suicidal I should be able to say stuff that wouldn't make me afraid of I was rejected but I still am.

Might be hard claiming that stuff late in life, are you diagnosed? I think it depends, some people I know go to meetings and stuff and they try to put them in work. Others they have given up on and just fork over the cash. But even then we're not talking a lot of money but maybe you don't feel like you need much.

I worked in an office and got fired for my autism. Now I have nothing because I never did fast food as a teenager and no one wants to hire me.

Tell the gov that u are mentally ill. Say you have anxiety, agoraphobia and depression
Hurt yourself, Walk with a limp and say your knee hurts.
The depression stuff for a hobo is basically real. Thenyou get a check.

But you must really be hurt. Tye x rays have to prove it

I'd make a youtube channel but I used to do a lot of conspiracy religious videos back in the day and am afraid to talk online now in case someone saved those videos. I had paranoia then and how do I tell the government now I don't believe in those theories?

Are you suicidal because of your fear of talking to women? Even if you feel hopeless just go up to one and say hi, it will be a lot easier than mustering up the courage to blurt out that you want to fuck them.

My state gives you money if you are like that but they tell me my dad makes too much money (despite him only being a courier driver) so they won't give me anything... maybe I should look for an apartment but the problem is I have serious mental problems if I don't take my medication regularly so gotta be careful on my own.

How many views did u get
If you got less than 1 thousand, no one cares, no one saved them

>are you diagnosed?
yes. 27 and never had a real job. Doing a master's but this is the last semester (dunno if i'll actually finish a thesis and graduate. not looking great) and I have nothing planned.

You get the house and pension. Unless they made a will that specifically was designed to fuck you over

>How many views did u get
12,000. Did a video on why Hitler hated the Jews but this was before I even found 4chin and I was trying to make that video in a non biased manner and it got flagged FUUUUUCK

Are you over 21? Why does your dad making a lot have to do with anything

if they hire high schoolers do you think they really care about your online footprint? keep the excuses coming

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Dont do it. As someone who got out of IHS when i was 20, dont do it. I got lucky to get out of that shithole. Once you are homeless there, you are homeless forever there. People used to donate bacon and spam, etc. In the morning we would smell bacon and eggs, but when they opened up the canteen, it was hotdogs and rice for breakfast.Yes, i drank with bums and passed around the wild turkey, but i didnt drink from thier bottle. Sometimes, the homeless are more giving than people who have homes and a nice life. You have been warned.

12K per video?
Then yes, you are fucked lol

not him, but in my yurop country you legally aren't allowed to inherit shit like houses if you're jobless.

>Why does your dad making a lot have to do with anything
Because if you live at home the government won't support you if parents make too much. Again we aren't fucking rich. He's a courier driver.

Put it all on black.

Why are you homeless forever?

wtf I am sorry I didn't mean to offend Jews. I made a video stating how I supported Obama. This was ages ago anyway.

Formerly housed

I honestly don't understand it either, it wouldn't surprise me if they were illegals. Normally you would have these people packing boxes or something but they were running machines and fucking everything up because they don't pay attention during their training and eventually get fired or quit. It was such a bad company to work in, I'm glad I got the fuck out of there.

Go hobo for a month, tell ur mom to give you food.
Apply again

user I would not aim for neetbux, you've come this far on your own accord. Finish up and then see where the road takes you and consider the neetbux to be something you can fall back on if shit goes to hell.

W-what must be done?

What are all you fuckers talking about coming here to Arizona?

Fuck
Off
We're
Full.

Homeless people here are used as drug mules and end up dead due to all the primo fentanyl across the border within 4 months.
We've had crazy rain this spring and all the bums are getting drowned in washes, every single weekend.

What line of work are you in now?

Why

I'm finding it more difficult to be an ass when someone sounds like they're having a rough time. Maybe it comes with age, or maybe something else, dunno. Don't even care if it's fake and someone just trolling anymore, and someone wants to make fun of me posting this.

I don't know what country you're in, and while America has issues with safety nets, there ARE resources to help you look towards getting a job/getting together a resume/possibly getting training. Look towards your state's workforce centers dedicated to that kind of thing.

Don't give up. Things suck now, but there's always time for things to improve if you work towards it (and get help if you need it).

We are white, we arent spics
WE MOVING TO ARIZONA NOW PEEP

From the same guy who was in IHS, it is not that bad. Just respect and stay away from the gang bangers. Im from Guam. Guam is wayyy more racist against white people. Ive seen a hawaiian rent a cop fuck with a black homeless dude tho. Fucked up. He was leaving jack in the box with his 2 tacos for 99€,the rent a pig just walked right into him on purpose, telling him thats is assault on a cop, and took him in. Sucks i couldnt do anything, i wasnt in a better position myself.

nobody is going to hire a 27 year old anyway.

Because it's a shitty existence. The money isn't good and it'll do nothing for your feeling of self worth. You're obviously bright enough to have come this far. Finish up your studies and at least give it a shot, its okay to try and fail but I don't see any point in just giving up.

>I'm finding it more difficult to be an ass when someone sounds like they're having a rough time. Maybe it comes with age, or maybe something else, dunno. Don't even care if it's fake and someone just trolling anymore, and someone wants to make fun of me posting this.

I used to feel that way until I found out how many non white redditers and phoneposters are here. Unless someone is posting timestamp proofs with white hands.
Even then, they might be gay or leftists and need the worst advice possible.

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The first thing you do is apply for food stamps. They wont let you die of hunger. Try going to churches. Church people tend to help around with money or housing ( get baptized. This is a must) my friend lost his house and a church found him a room to rent. Then he got a trailer home.

>you've come this far on your own accord
no i haven't. i'm living with my parents and they're paying for the school. finishing up would require coming up with some kind of new mathematical idea and there's no reason to think i can do that in 2 months. and even if i got my piece of paper it doesn't start printing money.

>see where the road takes you
working causes more suffering than the enjoyment i get from life. i want to take the road to somewhere i can avoid that

disgusting

I used to enjoy smoking weed but it eventually made me feel very paranoid and I had negative thoughts about my existence. After that I just quit cold turkey, which was tough for the first couple months since I was offered weed at parties but I just kept turning them down. I just feel more relaxed and outgoing when I'm drunk with friends, with weed I get very quiet and overthink everything and feel awkward for the rest of the night.

>We are white, we arent spics
>WE MOVING TO ARIZONA NOW PEEP

what part of fuck off we're full don't you understand?

People have no idea how every farm, empty lot and corner is being absolutely filled up with people. There's going to be no escape from crowding outside of a new plague soon.

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Mathematically prove that 42 is the meaning of all life, existence and the cosmos.

cringe

I find for myself I find it harder and harder to be mean the more I am content with myself. When I was young and angry I'd go out of my way to be an ass but that kind of negative energy fucks you up in return as well.

There is help to get, the issue with most homeless is that they don't even make the smallest amount of effort to do what's asked of them. If you are clean of drugs and booze and are willing social services will actually want to help you.

Im not homeless forever. It is hard to find a job, and when you do, it will probably be min wage and unless you know someone, you are fucked unless you have someone buy you a ticket out of there , you will never leave. I wasnt even addicted to drugs or alcohol. I just didnt make it. I was there with a normal, former army ranger and cook. He had a full time job, but still living in the shelter. This was back in 2005. I looked up the homeless there and it has gotten wayyyy worse. Every single day, either a cop or an ambulance would show up. Two guys even fought over a 5 cent bottle for recycling. It was bad cuz cops got involved. You have been warned.

Still working production but through a better company. I'm getting sick of it though, I want to go back to school and study law. If that doesn't work, I'll probably get into a trade, but my main focus now is save money and go back to school so I'm not stuck in a factory for the rest of my life.

can't you just live out of your car and beg for money? IDK sounds pretty good to me. sit for a couple of hours until you have money for a cheeseburger, buy and eat cheeseburger, then go back to sitting down. What more do you need?

i don't know how people do it
i don't know what to do in life
no goals,no dreams,no ambitions
i tried just getting a job and live like everyone else,it worked for a year but got bored and i am unemployed again.
it's good but when you realize it's not worth it you just give up it's like the destiny or something.
i am just not made for living,nothing brings me joy and i can't imagine a future

based and yangpilled

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Yeah shit like that sucks but like you said, what's the point of getting both of you into trouble? Can you give any insight into why people are racist against whites?

> I used to feel that way until I found out how many non white redditers and phoneposters are here. Unless someone is posting timestamp proofs with white hands. Even then, they might be gay or leftists and need the worst advice possible.

Well think about this, white people are watching cuck porn, posting on reddit about alexandra occasio cortez and asking for communism.
So phoneposters are really the least of your concern.

all problems modern society faces are caused by feminism and globalism.

prove me wrong

Who gets evicted in the middle of the month?

Give us your paypal. Some kind anons here might be willing to help put you up at a motel for the night.

Is living out of a storage unit a feasible option?

You could always post from the library, friend

Could you do me a favor, when you return to Yea Forums please talk about this music and why it should be a film / tv series?

youtube.com/watch?v=LSgz7Ept79o

But rephrase it as "it's nice to be online"

Good luck and god speed.

How old are you? Nice to see you have the drive to do all this. I'm studying to be a CNC operator, I just want a regular, honest job that pays the bills you know

people whose due date is the 15th?

this song sucks though

Nobody knows what the fuck they're doing half the time. I'd say a good 90% of people fall into their careers by accident and are too lazy or obligated to change. The key is not to let your work define you.

4channel is banned

There's always jail. As an artist you might appreciate the discipline and structure.

No internet but you can shitpost irl with the same kind of degenerates.

What makes you think you are entitled to joy you fucking baby? I don't like working either but I need money.

There was once a guy on Yea Forums who had been given a really shitty hand and was homeless and asked for a handout. I pp'd him a good amount and he sent me a really heartfelt message how much he appreciated anyone even giving him a fair chance. He was going to put it toward some decent clothes at a second hand store and go to a job interview. I really hope that's what he did and not wasted it on stupid shit. I wish I could get in touch with him and see how he's doing, this was almost ten years ago.

Im half white so I know these things. They are racist towards white people because most of them look down on people who are not white. Most of them are vapid as fuck and are never wrong about anything. Hypocrites. They are cold as fuck ,too. Idk if it is because they are military people or just ignorant. Whites are cool when they are in groups of one or two, but get 6 guys in the gavy who think they are tough and drunk....problems arise when they try to fuck with the shorter, stronger natives. Also, just cultural differences. When I was homeless in hawaii, it was the locals hawaiians who tried to help me, not my own people. In fact, they were the reason i was homeless. Some bitch snitched on me for smoking weed but she smoked too. But i got fired and kicked out of hostel. If i ever see that bitch on Guam.....

People dont give money to young white men. Old hobos or women or blacks get money, people get freaked out by white young hobos.

how do i end up in jail but not prison?

i tried that too,and i needed the money too.
do you think in entitled.
you think i liked work too?
what i say is whatever it is that keeps you going i don't have it.
hell i don't even have sex drive these days

Sit down for an hour and think about your life, the things you like and the things you want.
DEFINE AN OBJECTIVE!
It might not come easily, it might not come at all, but keep doing that. It can be long-term, mid-term or even short-term. Basically something to get the motion going you know...
Once you have that objective, define the steps necessary to achieve it.
Break it down in smaller steps and get to it.

Alternatively if you come up with nothing, always try improving. Go running, learn stuff with free online courses, whatever.

I know it's shitty advice but it works for me. As long as I have a goal, I don't feel as much lost.

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If you are homelss on Guam, you will never starve no matter what race you are.

hey that was me can i borrow $20?

>There's always jail. As an artist you might appreciate the discipline and structure.
>No internet but you can shitpost irl with the same kind of degenerates.

This made me chuckle. Everyone I know has made friends doing a stint at Tent City in Maricopa for DWI at one point.

This stuff really warms my heart. I wish we could be that kind of community in between all the memes and shitposting.

are you the frog or the wojak

Whyb

So basically they feel whites come and disrespect their home I guess? Yeah that's a real bitch move. Hope your doing good now Guamanon

love you too user

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I got a job ay 28 with no work history.

Got my unarmed security guard license. Seems security companies only care if the hire can be licensed and pass drug/background checks.

Post name, face and timestamp.

this, being a neet on neetbux is a fulltime job they never tell you that.

I turned 25 recently. I wanted a regular job that was steady and live comfortably but after realizing how much time I've wasted living life on auto pilot and not advancing in anything, I decided it was time to get an education and build a career. It's going to be a long grind getting the money but it's for my future so that's what's keeping me going. I've worked with plenty of people in their 40's/50s, shit even in their 70s and they're working minimum wage because they didn't take their life too seriously and apply themselves at school to earn a good job.

Talk to your professor , maybe it's because i'm from the thirld world bu masters usually just involve copying someone else's work no one expects an average person to invent anything.

not the guy who responded to you, but I get what you're saying. I had what you're dealing with before, where any sort of drive towards anything disappeared, and while you're not necessarily looking to end things, you also don't care if you keep going or not. People who haven't actually really experienced that will mistake it for laziness or whatever.

eventually things worked out for me a few years later, but hell if I know what exactly it was that got me back on things. no actual advice I can give here, wish I had any. only thing I can say is that it's not necessarily permanent

why don't people just join the military ?

It used to be like that. I don't even go on Yea Forums anymore, that board culture is dead. At least half the threads are porn. There's no real discussion there anymore.

not everybody is eligible for it

>have abusive parents forcing me to eat endless amounts of food
>heavily obese by the time I'm 12
>reach out for help and reach normal weight at 16
>my skin and liver are fucked beyond belief and my cock is only barely 5 inches

haha

remember the holocaust? well imagine if it actually happened and was 1000 times worse

I love porn
I love watching movies
I love posting online
I love art but cant draw. I love music

I could work at a music instrument store or a movie theater but i have bad knees and cant stand for long.
I need a job sitting down. But no ones hiring for those. I really cant stand 4, 8 hours. I also have insomnia and night terrors
I dont want to be a neet but my situation is shit. I have a southern accent amd people think.im retarded and call me sweety or honey a lot even though im 27.
Im really smart i think. But phisically im fucked.
Maybe i should bite a bullet.

hehe

Yes. I beleive it is just cultural differences. They think it is like philipines where we just let them do whatever they want and throw our women at them. And 15 years later ,im doing fine. Thank you. From disinfecting a mat to sleep on at night at shelter to pic related. Its has been a long road....it was the last time I was homeless. 3 times all together.

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I'm doing the thesis track. And like I said having a masters doesn't do anything anyway. Figuring out how to live without suffering is basically independent of that.

Half the hobos on the street are vets.

Because it's not 2003 anymore, they don't just take in any warm body with a pulse anymore.

Specially if you are homeless

Not if you are mentally disabled

Apply to be a janny :^)

get a job as a forklift driver or anything involving a vehicle.

Dont you need s special licence that costs money?

If they actually paid, hell yeah i would apply to hiro lol

My brother lives in AZ. Whenever I go to visit it's definitely full of homeless people, according to him junkies are a dime a dozen around there. Cost of living is cheap as fuck though.

Im working as a sysadmin after finishing a course with internship. It was hard to even look at people.

HAVE YOU SEEN A NEET? They wouldnt pass the physical...

twitch.tv is what you are looking for

based

If you are for real then the first step is to apply for social security disability. Or if you were working and were terminated recently you should (also) apply for unemployment.

That takes time though. And you also want to be very thorough with it, mentioning any and all medical or psychiatric history - if you don't have a history, then you want to create one.

So the best move to make, literally - is to check yourself into a psychiatric ward, and tell them that you're suicidal. You may actually have mental health issues - but you will want to exaggerate them, probably.

The hospital will provide you with a few things:
1. immediate shelter
2. medications that may actually help you
3. a case worker to help you apply for benefits
4. resources for after you are discharged.

Some companies will train you themselves on operating a forklift, it's not that hard, especially if you can drive a vehicle, Truck drivers require a special license, cab drivers require a regular drivers license.

Here's a career track for all you NEETS:

1. Find a popular Japanese website
2. Steal their source code
3. Build your own website, call it something derivative
4. Sell website back to the original makers
5. Get hired by Google
6. Profit??

if you're half Guam native what are you?

are you some kind of islander tribe like Samoan or Filipino and are you large like Samoans or smaller like Flips?

One of the most depressing, friendly and both positive and negative threads i have ever read on Yea Forums. You guys are going to make me cry like a fucking fagot. My dad was homeless a couple of times when i was little. I Stayed at grandma's with my baby brother. Rough stuff.

You shouldn't. The knees situation isn't ideal but you could get in retail at a music store and see if you can work behind a counter.
Receptionist could be good. Take phone calls, welcome people. You can stay seated for long periods of time and it doesn't need much experience. That's what I had in mind personnally, someone just told me about that yesterday.
Just a thought. You might not find the answer now but keep brainstorming. You seem like a nice guy and your accent or intelligence won't get in the way.
I do and say stupid shit all the time, I have not a lot of common sense, I'm weak, ugly and slooooow but I'm gonna make it just like you are.

We all have qualities and talents. Define them and use them to your advantage.

By the way, isn't honey just something southern girls and diner waitresses say when they want to be nice? Wouldn't now, I'm not american.
Anyway don't lose hope dude! A lot of us are in these situations!

Come to my house fren

yes , i am talking about the theisis stuff wether be it a phd a, master , medicine faculty , no one expects you to discover anyhting.
talk to your professors about the theisis , they are there to help tell them you have no idea .

yes master doesn't guarantee money but you will lose progress you already made towards a degree, and it might help you in the long run.
you have nothing to lose and you've got something to gain.

I tried uber but the car has to be newer than 2009 or something. My car is from 2002 but im perfect condition. Fuck

No that's bullshit, I made it to 24 without ever having a job and applied to the local cinema and got the job. There are plenty of retards with jobs, go be one too.

bump

that's shitty, try a cab driving job. I actually thought about it at one point, it seemed pretty comfy driving around picking up drunk people and shooting the shit. But ofcourse there's going to be people trying to rob you or trying to get a free ride that you have to put up with.

I'm pretty sure they expect you to discover something for a phd.

I don't really care about progress. I'll have the same mathematical knowledge and ability with or without the paper and I'm sure the only way to make my enjoyment outweigh suffering is not to work. If anything the degree might even hurt my ability to attain that.

I think my internal clock is broken. Ill get sleepy around 10 am one day and wake up at 6 pm. But then get sleepy at noon the next day. Wake up at 10 pm. Next day get sleepy at 5 pm etc. People say im lazy but i dont mean to stay up like that. Msybe sleep apnea or something. So an 8 to 5 job would be hard. Night jobs herr are only night clubs and fast food

The "honey" thing, i will watch cashiers call other guys like me sir or mister.
But when they talk to me, they speak slower and say sweety a lot like if im a kid lol. I think i have a lisp.
I dont kill myself because i like being online too much

Im american and seychellois

there's a local movie theater near me that plays retro movies and indie films. I'm considering applying there as a part time job on weekends. How was it?

The reason i mention uber is because uber destroyed can drivers. Most people dont wanna pay 20 bucks when they can pay 8 dollars for the same ride.

>They think it is like philipines where we just let them do whatever they want and throw our women at them.

Jesus Christ, that's how it is in Japan, too. And white tourists wonder why people can't fucking stand them.

Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=yIGw2Wg88Ns

There are hotels for 6 dollars right off the strip

What did you tell them when they asked why didn't you have a job for that long? I'm legit curious. Hell, is there anything can be said in a such situation that doesn't paint you in a bad light?

not sure about phd in other fields , but seven years of medecine faculty is equivalent to a phd and it's just attending lectures and copying other people work maybe you do a little study but nothing as drastic as inventing a new thing.
again could be just my thirld world ass speaking.
the problem is that without the credentials no one will believe in your knoweldge or ability.

you might need work in the future and a better degree could help land a comfier job.
again it's your life and only you know all the circumstances but just try not to make a rushed decision.

This thread scares me bro's.

Try waking up at a decent time in the morning and doing some cardio. Run. Ride a bike. Play DDR. Could help get your schedule in line.

this should be turned into a movie except in the movie you get a happy ending and a free gf

BUT MUH TAX DHOLLARS

why don't americains just move to scandanavia and try to leach of goverment benefits ?

Terrified right now. One bad day can put you in the street. What would happen to my NECA and Mcfarlane collections bros
( im surprised the jannies havent deleted it yet, their day off i guess)

are they really cucked enough to allow that?

nigger I'm 23 and tooks school back up at 21

If not there then Britain definitely is that cucked.

>I'm married with 2 jobs
You are married to your two jobs?

i don't know , illegal immigrants seem to do fine there with no skills what'so ever , alot of them can't even speak english, could be just the media though.

i'm only 25 but i feel like i'm already on my deathbed waiting for it all to end

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homeless happens.

Life is scary, but I'm glad I finally realized this at a younger age where I can still turn things around.

hope you starve Diary Poster

I Don't know man britain doesn't seem leech friendly to me , they are just as capatilist as america.

do it now daggot

Become muslim. Free gibesmedat
Im not joking. You become a protected class. Just fully commit. 5 times prayer and everything. You might even get married to a qt

that sounds pathetic
i dont want to live off an anons kindness
would rather kill myself which i think ill do anyway
mental health record
cant
i might do this
i was already checked in after my mother died though and it was one of the worst experiences of my life
so i dont know if i want to do it again
are you in socal?

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They're probably here posting.

Based feelgood poster

Charcoal burning method....

Homeless? Free home. Jobless? Money for searching for a job. Hardly any money when you have to pay rent? Free money to help you pay rent. Kids? Extra money to pay for kids. Illness? Free Healthcare. And many other benefits...

You have more than enough time to turn your life around. Unless you're a sex offender. Just imagine how shitty that would be? You're whole life is over the second you're on the sex offender registry. Whenever I fuck up or feel bad about myself, I watch this video and realise there's others that have it worse than I do, along with physically and mentally disabled people.

youtube.com/watch?v=BtRe4KaxfeE

I just live on my dad's property now.

Go to church user.... christian church... get baptisted.
Someone will take pity and help you. They live for this stuff

Not sure what your possibilities are to go to a hospital and check that sleep stuff out, I understand medical care is crazy expensive in the US. But it sure would help, it might just be something like brain chemical levels that need adjusting. Being able to sleep and be awake when you want to would obviously help land a job but first and foremost it will help your mood tremendously. And this sounds cliche as fuck but try and get some exercise into your day, it makes you feel really good about yourself and even if you haven't done anything else that day at least you will feel like you have accomplished something. Hopefully it will help with your sleep cycles, exercise energizes you.

Me personally I think a Southern accent is really endearing, you should keep it :) you have a good attitude user and you seem like an all right guy. I wish you the best

What part scares you? The possibility of ending up on the street?

Try being black but homeless. Everyone thinks you will stab them, rob them or rape them. Even if you are just sitting on a bench eating a sandwich

Have you tried selling your soul for money and fame? I'm being serious.

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you can do all of that while eating your sandwich, super predator

>21
>stuck
lol cute

Swefag here, yeah our benefits seem to be reserved for our own neets and third worlders. I have a friend from Britain who lived here, he got deported when he didn't find work. But Southern user with bad knees if you're reading this, I can almost guarantee you would find work here.

Partially; I was homeless at 17 but thankfully I had my Grandparents to take me in. It felt awful - like you had nowhere you belong. Thats what scares me. I also think my university might not cover my finances for my final year and if I can't get a degree I'm just going to an hero because there's nothing else I want to do.

Man, I'd sure like a job.
>thus follows two dozen replies stating user doesn't want to work or he'd do x y or z like he hasn't already tried those cunning plans a thousand times already
I'm disabled, but educated. Highly so. I just have little experience in my field and when people ask about my gap in employment and I say "well, I was sick" things kinda go downhill quick. I'm thinking about getting on some sort of disability, but my family is vehemently opposed to the idea.
Yeah, try being almost 35.

>Substitute teacher
>actually teaching
Is this actually a thing that happens?

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how do i do this?
100% serious also

I was exactly the same when I was a NEET. It's because nothing is forcing you to wake up. Wake up at 10am? who cares? wake up at 10pm? who cares?

You need to have a schedule regardless of a job and STICK TO IT. Start waking up at 10am without fail for a month. Your life will be significantly better

I have a rent trailer. Problem is that everyone who rents it is a shitty person, and they often don't pay.

Like the other user said, go to church. I'm not a believer but church people are good natured and helpful. And no offence but I think some soul searching might do you good. Talk to the priest about this stuff. No problem is worth killing yourself over. If things are rock bottom now it can only get better.

desu i have yet to find a job which isnt soul crushing

im already baptized
have visited several churches in socal and nobody really wants to talk to you if youre ugly
the pastors dont have any plans or programs for the homeless either

I heard you make up jobs and write dead phone numbers. They cant access the job by phone
And say that you live in another city.

>Night jobs herr are only night clubs and fast food

Night shift security guard? Presumably, you can spend the majority of the time just sitting there and only have to get up to do regular checks every now and then.

I guess that only works for black and spic churches then.

If christian churches turn you away then try catholic ones.

Have you spoken to Mormons? This is basically their calling. I bet you that if you explained your situation to them you would be fed and sheltered the same day.

Have fun interacting with and eventually becoming a failed normie

she's cucking you

For what it's worth, I pray things turn out well for you.

Make thread on /x/, I think you have to be worthy by Lucifer himself (i.e have a talent or gift for him to abuse and use spread sin) for it to actually work

That doesn't work for the sort of work I do, where you wear a dress shirt and tie every day. Well, the work I used to do. People check your credentials in my line of work. Not everyone on Yea Forums is a register jock.
>user is too good for retail
You try showing up for a retail job interview with grey in your temples and a story that you're looking for something part time while you go back to grad school. I have no other story to tell that is even remotely believable. I have been turned down from McDonald's. Twice, once for part time and once for management track. I listed my graduate degree on that application, though.

What will you do elderanon?

any bros in australia struggling to find work?

i guess so
ive had the luck of only meeting a very few kind people here and none of them were christian
ive tried one
is it worth going to another and just trying to talk to people after service?
i havent found any mormon churches here
but from what i can tell people's kindness must always be exaggerated because i havent received such a thing from anyone
i guess so
do i need to not be white to get help from them?
i just want to be able to not worry about if i have a place to sleep
im so fucking lonely honestly

Scatter my mom's ashes and then log off.

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Steal it, nigga
Just be prepared to get shot

>is it worth going to another and just trying to talk to people after service?
If I were you I would talk to the priest, he knows his congregation better than anyone.
>im so fucking lonely honestly
I'm really sorry to hear that user, it fucking sucks being lonely, trust me I know. It's unfortunate I'm not even on the same side of the world, if I were close to you I'd let you crash on my couch until things started looking up. Don't give up, in a years time I bet you will look back on this and ask yourself what you worried yourself over. You seem like a good dude, I'm confident stuff will work themselves out for you in the end.

Same thing I do every day. Send out resumes until I my eyes start to hurt. Then back to it after a 20 minute break. Then sleep. Luckily, I don't have much in the way of living expenses since I paid for my education myself. No debt.

you can start sheltering almost immediately if you live in a city where that's an option

Biggest problem is honestly other Homeless

there's a pecking order and they'll let you know it

This too

Why is a white user collecting welfare given a cute name like neetbux but when a black person does it its suddenly gibs that everyone has a problem with?

because the nigs are having sex to make it happen

the NEET gets no sex

Who here living alone, have a full time job, and bored with their lives?

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>exchanging eternity in hell for a soul
heh, a big deal for a small payoff..

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thanks brother
i hope so too :/

Are you offering?

Black guys get laid and have friends and play dominos and ride bikes.
Neet whites sit along in a computer all day.

lol
no

This. Everyone I know is married, has their own social groups or is always busy trying to make a quick buck.

Sure, I have enough to live, but I have less and less reason to each passing day...

Plese

The answer is purpose user, go clean your room.

You will always have me. Even if we never know we are posting. I could never leave. I post daily. We might come across each other. Ill always be here. Shitposting. Think of me when you feel alone

My room is empty

Well, fill it up then.

>married

Dodged a fucking bullet if you ask me user

If OP is still here there is a Home Depot warehouse in Ontario just outside of LA. If you are willing to grind you can make it. The secret word is I will show up every day. If you are actually willing to learn you can make your work day less boring but still shit but it beats living out of your car and milking casinos out of free drinks and slot play for about 20 dollars every week and bumming the rest.

>You literally just need functioning motor skills
I am fucking doomed.

> If you are willing to grind you can make it

>creepy ontario user tries to rape homeless OP

im still here
hoping to drink myself to death tonight
a warehouse? hell ill go anywhere. what do you mean learn; is there work too?

op if you're still here and have medicaid just try to get into a 28 day rehab program. there are tons of them and they're completely paid for by medicaid. yeah you'll have to sit in bullshit groups and seminars about addiction all day but still have plenty of free time, usually a gym and sports activities, and 3 hots and a cot. just claim you have a drinking problem.

Being married is simply another form of psychological torture, almost as bad as being a neet

A neet that gets sex and a warm body to sleep with at night
The horror