Tired of winning yet?

Tired of winning yet?

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Why are communists celebrating a media conglomerate worth gazzillion of dollars making even more money while unleashing Orwellian media manipulation tactics upon the internet?

>Despite being the blandest movie ever, Captain Marvel is a lot of things to a lot of people. It's the movie Rotten Tomatoes doesn't want anyone to have an opinion on. The movie dumb, bearded white guys are protesting. The movie other dumb, bearded white guys are white-knighting. The movie Brie Larson doesn't want us to see. The movie that inspired a ton of cheap clickbait articles from terrible online journalists who have no idea how Rotten Tomatoes works. The movie easily manipulated, twitter obsessed weirdos have given a ton of free publicity to, by convincing themselves this corporate product is a feminist cause. The movie that had charities started for it in order for underprivileged little girls to be able to see, which benefits absolutely nobody but Disney. Buy these fuckin poor kids some food instead, you fuckers. It's Captain Marvel! If the movie is a hit, it's because society has become enlightened enough to celebrate a female led action movie. Finally! If the movie is a flop, it's because of toxic online trolls. Finally! No other explanations exist! Eat the multi-billion dollar corporate slop and pretend it's social justice, you weirdos! Thanks for making the world an embarrassing nightmare, everyone!

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>muh communism
Obsessed.

SHREK ALMOST BTFO!!!!

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>Captain Marvel in the top 30 opening weekends of all time when there are millions of movies out there over the course of over 100 years

Holy shit, will incels ever recover?

This. It is truly the Fast And The Furious 7 of our generation.

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>40% tueday-wednesday drop
ohnonono indeed

>haha we criticize literally everyone without ever taking a stance of our own, this way we can act like condescending faggots with zero culpability!

Because it pisses incels off

Wait did they really have her barefoot in this? Haha

There's even a close up when she uses her foot to press a button (foot double I think tho)

Is Carol going to defeat Thanos with her ultimate power of ultratoxic fungal colonies?

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>750mil needed to break even
I know they will make up there budget on blu ray and streaming but they failed at the box office

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>Tired of winning yet?
>SHREK ALMOST BTFO!!!!
So, the incels won, right? Most marketed movie ever, right before endgame, they wanted Black Panther numbers, and it made 20 million less than Dawn of Justice and got BTFO by Twilight.

>immediately check for (((coincidences)))
This board has changed me

Had he picked a side you'd criticise him for being an incel.

>I'm extremely invested in this epic struggle of a multi-million dollar hollywood capeshit production and as a pillar of the community in this chinese knock-off facebook, I'm extremely vocal of my stance regarding this soulless piece of lowest common denominator mass-appeal schlock :^)

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It's going to be like the end of War of the Worlds, we see tiny fungal spores floating off her toes entering Thanos and he just drops dead

DCfags on suicide watch.

>large number of people on both sides getting fisted by marketers
>points out that everyone letting the marketers fist them is being dumb
>later states he dislikes the movie and doesn't recommend seeing it

how is he riding the fence here?

They look like an anti-semitic caricature

>dude culture is meaningless lmao man just turn your brain off and don't think about it kek just let the corporations propagandize anti-white messages through their billion-dollar projects while ruining every piece of entertainment with feminism and diversity roflcopter just pay them :DDD

Imagine having to be the person to tell her they need a foot double.

Falseflagging tranny

You're going to suddenly become very silent when this blows past 800 million box office.

it's tracking below dawn of justice and hunger games and even if it did somehow do 800, that's still 200 below what they wanted thanks to captain fungus and her hate speech

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>muh tracking
>muh moving goalposts
800 is just the start. It'll match Black Panther numbers. And you will cry.

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>incel coping so hard he insults Fast & Furious

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The only winning move is not to play :^)

>literally all of the movies on the list are garbage spread between 5 franchises
What is wrong with everything

It's behind Twilights, Shreks, Furious 7 and multiple other turds. Why does reality frighten you tyrannys so much? It has zero chance to do Panther numbers (Brie made sure of that) and you will never pass (your shoulders are too wide, you have an adams apple and facial hair).

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Lmao seethe harder incel

Show me one communist who expresses his support for Disney. And I mean Disney as a company and not liking individual movies made by people who work for Disney.

>expecting a /pol/tard to have proof of anything ever
Lol.

white man bad
everything else good
that simple

>REEEEEEEEE WHITE GENOCIDE GAY FROGS SOMEBODY LOVE ME

If Disney keeps buying out theater tickets it could easily make it to a billion.

>Show me one communist who expresses his support for Disney.

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>Ha there's no way it will break even with these numbers!
>Wait, it will? Uh, in that case the numbers are fake! Yeah, that works!

Did all the Trump retards on r thedonald start getting checks from marvel?

"Winning"

Yes... Disney is winning. You're a bitch for giving up your money.

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Why are you getting so hot and bothered about this?

I remember you, you minx.

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b/c brie got raped by a BGC at the box office

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Nope

>predictions for this weekend are close to 80M
Holy shit. It's doing Black Panther numbers.

Maybe, just maybe everything you hate about western culture isn't one big neo-marxist plot

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#
Thats feminism

>"feminism i-is communism!"

The early suffragettes were not communist. Though I suspect the only woman you like is one who stays in the kitchen

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Still feminist and not communist

Because they aren't commies.

Real commies start violent protests, rebellions and enact genocides. This is just left leaning corporate greed.

He doesn't know what communism is.

Americans secretly love socialism. They're not anywhere ready to admit it. Just look at our military. You devote your life to the state and in return get a salary, food, healthcare, pension after retirement- all funded by public communal taxes. It's the most socialist institution in the country and it's absolutely worshipped by the loudest opponents of socialism in the country. Like many ridiculous things in this timeline, the paradox would be hilarious if it wasn't so damn aggravating.

Because communism died a long time ago and its legacy is made up by retards,not that different from fascism but at least this one died fighting in 1945 and has been demonized since then.

Except this movie made rich white men even richer

here's a (you) for the effort

a friendship we see almost nothing about, that amounts to a few seconds, but are told means the world to both of them
>great filmmaking

ITT: Discord tranny shills

I went and see it (theater was very quiet desu apart from me and my gf and my gf there was maybe ... ten other people. it was on a mundy avternoon though, quite time for cimenas)

Yeah pretty fun flick if im being honest, brie larson was fine if im being honest but she wasn't necessarily the standout (that would be Ben Mendelssohn - i was expecting to see the standard bad guy schtick he seems typecast as and was pleasantly surprised by the warmth he brought to the character... Jude Law and Samuel Jackson were relyably good too)

Good pace and excitement throughtout. Althiugh ironickly, I thought the film lost a bit of momentem when captain marvel unlocked her full powers towards the end - at that point she was invincible powerhouse who can blow up spaceship so there was no tension. Perhaps the film could have earned that cathartick fist pump moment a little bit more... but none the less a solid flick.
8point five out off Ten

well they're just saying "if it drops like infinity war or black panther it could make from 70 to 85 million"
which means nothing and is no real tracking

nice try discord tranny

It's not really effort, I've had that post saved in my copypasta document for moments like this for a long time.

>what is inflation

im not a fucking disco tranny you retard

You seem like a bot.

But what is your favourite disco song?

>that would be Ben Mendelssohn - i was expecting to see the standard bad guy schtick he seems typecast as and was pleasantly surprised by the warmth he brought to the character
This actually makes me more interested in the movie than I was previously. I've always wanted to see Mendo play something besides a generic villain.

>le big corporation bad but only if it's disney. also i'm pro capitalism somehow
right wing incels are retarded

Aww, Captain Boxofficedrop is trying so hard to pretend it's not a flop.

nooooo it's all lies! le evil mouse conspiracy! muh ebin youtubers told me so REEEEEE

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