I Am Jazz General - Jacky E.T. Edition

someone sing and record this.
Now!

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Teach them to dominate and lead.

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Need a QRD haven't watched in 2 weeks

youtube.com/watch?v=fkurr3elzaE

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>a-ack ack ack ack ack ack ack

"Ack!" Ack ack ack ack; ack ack ack ack. Ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack ack ack ack "ack ack ack."

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ahmir has been acting like he might dump her
so jazz preempted by saying she wants to be in an open relationship

obsessed mentally ill cringeposter

>just got out of the jazz/starship troopers stream by masketta_man
so fucking /comfy/

it's when you use the gravity pull of a large mass in space to slingshot around and speed up

Pop eet!

jazz threads are nice but jazz streams are GOAT

Quick rundown of new episode?

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Comfiest shit I've done in ages. Also the first full length movie I've seen in weeks.

Brilliant

Liar!
Liar!
dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
Is there a perfect way of stitching you giney?
Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes
teratoma teratoma teratoma pie
Is there a perfect way of stitching you giney?
Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes
teratoma pie
Hey
teratoma pie
Hey
teratoma pie
Hey
teratoma pie
Hey
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
Delude us all
Till defeat
Show us whores
With man feet?
Mince their meat (Mince their meat)
Do the deed
So that they
Never breed
dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
Is there a perfect way of stitching your giney?
Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes
teratoma pie
Hey
teratoma pie
Hey
teratoma pie
Hey
teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
Delude us all
Till defeat
Show us whores
With man feet?
Mince their meat (Mince their meat)
Do the deed
So that they
Never breed
Liar!
Liar!
Liar!
Liar!
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie
dilata dilata dilata dilata teratoma dilata teratoma teratoma pie

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It's when a post op tranny has to shove a 7 inch plastic dildo up its hole to prevent it from closing up. They do this for 2 hours or more every day for the rest of their lives.

NO, i fucking missed it. Is there an upload somewhere?

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Same here. I got distracted with the 18+ inches of snow getting dumped on me. Did someone upload the episode to Dailymotion?

We got off relatively easy here, only 7 to 10 inches

This must have been at the request of TLC for the sake of all their retarded viewers, I refuse to believe a grown woman doesn't know the word mangled.

The equivalent of 1 to 1.42 dilators.

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lel

Also I copied this from last thread in case anyone wants a download. They aren't my links so click at your own risk:
Full quality, slower download
anonfile.com/z0OaPfwfb0/I.Am.Jazz.S05E11.Reevaluation.Realness.720p.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON_mkv

Lower quality, faster download
files.catbox.moe/5ujd1m.webm

that's exactly TLC's audience though.
maybe the mom actually didn't know and that inspired this scene

Jazz might not have known, I can't imagine >her vocabulary is that good since >she spent every second of >her school years dreaming of becoming a girl instead of studying.

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Yeah, I wonder what effect the hormones had on his mental growth. Was it stunted just like his dick and caught in some kind of childish prepubescent state? Because I mean the dude is dumb as fuck, you can tell just from watching the show.

ITS NORMAL. DILATION IS NORMAL YOU FUCKING INCELS. REGULAR WOMEN SOMETIMES HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THEIR VAGINAS, WELL TECHNOLOGY FUCKERY MEANS TRANS WOMEN(who we shouldn't even call trans because they are REAL women and it's invalidating to say otherwise you fucking transphobic bigoted fucks. Fuck you and everything you fucking stand for. Fuck you and die. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. I FUCKING DESPISE HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKED AND DISGUSTING THIS WORLD IS BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE.

I DONT CARE IF ITS A CLICHE. WHITE PEOPLE AND WHITE MEN ESPECIALLY ARE AN ABSOLUTE PLAGUE ON SOCIETY. SOCIETY IS FUCKED> FUCK

Yes and yes. The hormones fucked with his brain development but I also think he's just one of those rich, vapid dumb fuck kids who never had to grow up and was pampered his whole life as well. I mean shit, was it Episode 10 where he tried to manipulate Ari to move into an apartment together with him? The obvious disconnect with reality and inability to know what the fuck shit costs showed exactly how ignorant and naive he is.

Go dilate your cloaca

Yeah not to talk about how he thought Ari could just have his kids. Did you see the last episode? Where he's sitting at the college talking to kids that had been bullied and such and he's sitting ladling out advice on life and you can tell he's just regurgitating shit he's been fed his all life? It was a pretty good insight into his mind in my opinion.

I think he's been dealt a real shit hand and now he's stuck with decisions that were outside his control but fuck me is he making it difficult to feel bad for him when he as a person is so goddamn unlikeable.

You underestimate women.

Legit one of the scariest people I've seen. This is genuine body horror.

Jazz is obviously stupid, more so because of his education rather than the hormones i think. There was not one moment in his life where his mind was focused on learning, his mother made sure to make him focus all his attention on turning into the saratoga's wreck.

Based 40k Poster

Why does she look like that? What's going on in this family?
Same and i've seen some fucked up people, she looks like a fucking alien life form and maybe then the ayys are probably way better looking.

Hold the fuck up. You talkin' shit about Gamgam!? I'll fookin' fite u m8

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>Why does she look like that? What's going on in this family?
It's called Jewishness. They're all inbred going back generations. It explains a lot about Jews, really.

This bitch remind me of Brazil where the main guy's mother gets fucked up durgery and her face falls off

She legitimately moves in a very robotic fashion and it's like her skin is stretched as far as possible

>Jazz goes shopping with his dude bro Chad
>Jazz goes with gramps to psychic but gramps isn't falling for their goyim tricks
>Jazz and mom get BTFO on Faebook live doing damage control after Jazz's surgery disaster news breaks
>Jazz and mom don't know what mangled means when it describes his vagina surgery perfectly
>Jazz cucks Amir
>Jazz isn't dialating like he's supposed to
end

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All shit-talking aside: I think she's just an old lady. Most interactions like that she's probably just tired and wants to go do her thing but she has to be there and act for the cameras so she's basically just sleep walking. Think like you're out doing mundane shit you don't wanna do so you just kinda go on autopilot.

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I wrote this in another thread but I'm thinking skinwalker. It moves and emotes like something that has only observed humans from a distance. Uncanny valley stuff. And her general look doesn't help, she looks like a clothes hanger with skin draped over it.

>I think she's just an old lady
Nigger please,when my grandfathers health declined in his late eigthies he didn't even look robotic. He suffered from insomnia and early stages of dementia and he didn't in the slightest look like this witch; she looks like one of those articulated disney mannequins from pirates of the carribean.

I can believe that, she puts mark zuckerbeg to shame and he gets slammed for acting like a lizardman all the time
How much are they paying you? You can't seriously believe she's just an old lady, where have you seen old ladies like that? Not even in homes you can find a specimen like this, never mind one that's still able to talk and walk

>I think she's just an old lady
my grandma developed alzheimer and she declined until fucking 87 years old and i can attest that never in her journey did the old lady act or looked like Jazz grandma.

>she looks like one of those articulated disney mannequins from pirates of the carribean.
Well thanks for reminding me that Disney remade that ride to look like the the movies. Those fuckers are shitting all over my childhood.
And now I just remembered they remade the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride into some nuDisney bullshit. FUCK! Thanks for ruining my morning, dick.

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>Implying I am American
>Implying I ever got to visit the American version of Pirates of the Carribean
>Implying I have ever seen the update carried out at the Paris version of the ride

20.000 Leagues under the sea was some scary shit in Paris though, the shaking and the kraken attack and all. I feel sorry for your childhood being stomped on, but there's an issue of a bigger overarching evil going on here; that grandmother is a demonically possessed Disney mannequin and anybody claiming the contrary needs to get their vision checked.

Your childhood is over. Deal with it.

>that grandmother is a demonically possessed Disney mannequin and anybody claiming the contrary needs to get their vision checked.
I was just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. Trying to explain what her deal is in normal Earthly ways, but maybe you're right. Some people are just possessed by demons or are demons themselves.

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It would explain how she spawned the demon that is Jazz mother.

my.mixtape.moe/rhrgpl.mp4

It's reaching boiling point, isn't it?

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Damn, it''s not a bad singer

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Where the fuck is episode 11 link?

Useless tranny fucks

>00:34:00
Jeanette doesn't want Jaron leaving because doesn't trust him to dilate three times a day if she isn't there to force him.

Jaron: there's nothing that could go wrong, you know, there really isn't. What's stopping you from making me do what makes me happy?
Jeanette: my common sense. I just think that you can't... organize your life. I don't picture you dilating three times a day, I don't think you are disciplined, at all.
Jaron: mom... instead of...
Jeanette: I don't want to babysit you, I really don't want to
Jaron: mom... instead of trying to do this here, can we do this trial run?
Jeanette: No, because I don't know if you're doing it and **if I'm not there on top of you**, you could just be lying and the next thing I know you're like "mom, my vagina closed up"

she doesn't want him leaving because she sees independent living as a step towards independent thinking, but honestly i don't believe jazz could go against his programming now so it's probably not worth worrying over

>not trusting your almost 18 year old child with basic shit on the level with brushing teeth
>not realizing that you can't trust him because of your overbearing tendencies
>not witnessing the irony in this entire exchange

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>dilating your mutilated inverted genitals so the body doesn't close the wound is "basic shit on the level with brushing teeth"
user, sort your priorities.

That comment was based on their priorities, user. A three times a day "chore" is like brushing your teeth twice a day. Just something you do. According to these people, dialations are just a daily routine you do like showering.

The orange anal goo slush mixed with hair is what gives them the cancer.

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>tfw your psycho mom keeps hounding you about wrenching your necrogina open with plastic rods so it doesn't try and heal

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Yeah, and also at this point Jeanette is living her life through Jazz. It's her purpose now, what life does she have if it's not the mother of a famous tranny.

Imagine Jeanette literally being on top of Jazz while he dilates. "I can't be sure otherwise"

Why don't they go all-in and get multiple vaginas all over their body, like extra vaginas? You could make a wound anywhere and call it a vagina, have a row of vaginas all over your torso, vagina buttocks, vaginas everywhere

Humiliation porn kino.

They'd run out of colon lining

Something to include in the op if you want a proper Patrician thread:

Episode 11 QRD:
>6:30 The effect of ptsd on the transwoman face.
>9:49 Jeanette would be "devastated if parents said no to surgery because of what happened to Jazz".
>11:11 NOSE
>12:35 Oppression discussion with a great big fat person.
>27:37 Jazz had "no skin", "looked like a burn victim", says Jeanette during live faceberg discussion.
>39:26 Jeanette: Jazz "doesn't tend to take care of herself, she needs a little bit of pushing", needs micromanagement for dilation.

dailymotion.com/video/x7442ku

Can I get an episode rundown I was at the pub yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=8a-HfNE3EIo

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just imagine what she looks when she takes of that wig

she almost looks feminine here
is this pre-surgery?

>she looks feminine

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>>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!

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>>Faceberg
That's a new one! I like it!

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Fucken epic

it's considered a tranny's period

I went to the psychiatrist a while back and when I got there there was this tranny with typical painted hair and all, he/she/it was standing outside the door and he/she/it gave me very very gay looks. I couldn't even face he/she/it and just turned my back to he/she/it, later on I walked upstairs and he/she/it gave me another look by the corner of his/hers/its eyes and it made me very uncomfortable.

I had to keep saying ew to myself all the way home afterwards, I completely regret going to the psychiatrist that day. Anyway, he/she/it was also getting treated and he/she/it obviously had way more fucked up mental problems than me.

rate

They had the same idea in WW1 when they tried to cover the shapes of their ships.

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oh yeah, and when he/she/it turned around to walk upstairs, I noticed his very clear man shape with wide shoulders and thick legs, it was disgusting and I felt almost like puking.

Which antidepressant is Noelle trying to convey here?

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ALL TRANNYS WILL HANG!

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ffs is this common?

kek

Why is this dog so full of hate

I don’t watch torture porn

good boys get pats!, pat your dog for me please

It looks like Xanax, Lithium, and NyQuil cold medicine. A lot of NyQuil.
Hello Based Doggo! Nice to see you!

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>good boys
>Pearl
don't misgender her

-1

That's a girl

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That dog is a she. Check out the name tag

Not hate, just common sense.

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Wtf? Is he like thirty years old? Why's he hanging with a bunch of mk-ultra'd teenagers?

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yeah well pearl probably sucks pitbull cocks while your away from home faggot

He's the same age as jazz,18.

Disgusting abomination

Aaaaaaaaaan he's balding!

Yes, fortunately. Trannies get a lot of STDs, and the irritation of the necrogina combined with frotting the infections in the inner scar tissue, a combination of penile/scrotum skin, colon lining that oozes shitlube, and in Jazz's case stomach lining that faintly oozes digestive fluids, leads to cancer the likes of which the medical establishment has never seen.

Karma is a bitch, she will not be fucked with, and her penname is nature.

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The jewish high command put him there. We don't know why yet.

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Our neighborhood doesn’t allow such dogs as we are an affluent suburb and not a niggerpit

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lel. He'll be the first of the bunch to an hero, I guarantee it.

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based chicago poster

>that pic
>when the anesthetic wears off and Jazz experiences lucidity for the few seconds before the programming kicks in again
>where am I?
>who’s Jazz? My name is Jarron dammit!
>what have they done to me?
>why does my groin hurt?
>why do I feel an empty numbness where my dick and balls are supposed to be
>MOTHER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? I NEVER WANTED FAME AND THIS ATTENTION FAMMIT! I JUST WANTED TO BE JARRON AND GO TO COLLEGE ON A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP!
>WHY DOES IT HURT?

freak

all labrador women are whores, even the one that sleeps on her bed quietly for most of the day

Based HOA.

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A Jewish football player. That’s the funniest part.

Omg, she's so cuuuute!

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She is pure as the driven snow. She still has her cherry. Saving it up for a German Shepard

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S(he)s already built like a quarterback. Imagine what s(he)d be like if they didn’t put s(him) on hormone blockers.

Also wasn’t Jazz adopted into the Jew family?

she takes one look at my boxer's BRC and she'll be all over him

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Bullshit.

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*breathes in*

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>BLACKED posting: pupper edition
You guys should seek help right after trannies.

Thanks user. My boss just walked by now I gotta go with him to a donkey show after work

Labradors were made for boxer cock

Now this I would have sex with.

Don't be crude.

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Welcome to Hell.

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you just know

Does anybody have that unedited dilation schedule pic?

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This is satire right?

>YOU MUST DILATE THREE TIMES A DAY JAZZ
>JAZZ I DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS STICK IT IN ALL THE WAY!
>JAZZ STOP THAT MOVIE RIGHT NOW AND COME DILATE, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REMIND YOU AGAIN, STOP COMPLAINING!
>THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY
>THREE TIMES A DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY

Prison anons. This woman needs prison time. 15-20 years minimum for mangling your child.

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Prison is honestly too good for her. Force her to transition

>ack
???
I am getting to old for this.

i used to come here for the horror comedy that jaron's story is, but now, after reading that the bitch from hell won't let him out of the house because he needs 'pushing' to tear his dick wound open, i'm done. This is too sick

okay, this is the ten millionth thread i've seen here on Yea Forums and i am nearly to the breaking point. should i watch this or will it ruin my sanity?

It's a reference to a movie from 1996 user, how old are you really

>okay, this is the ten millionth thread i've seen here on Yea Forums and i am nearly to the breaking point. should i watch this or will it ruin my sanity?
it will, just read

underrated

fucking kek, these threads

Retard zoomer/millennial detected, Mars Attacks came out in 1996 you 11 year old rat shit I would've been your dad but your mom's dog beat me upstairs

>Multiple Vaginal Ultimate Lotus Secretion Jutsu!!

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Can't wait for WW3, so we can kill these kikes

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Dont do it user. I too use to lurk theae jazz threads cause tge tranny jokes are hilarious and nothing is funnier then watching Yea Forums crack the meaniest jokes at this fucking circus of a TV show and family. I watched half a episode unironically amd now I want to watch the TV show. I hate everything about it and how degenerate it is but for some reason it hooks you. TLC must do some good camera work or something because I legit wanted to unironically watch more. I'm disgusted by this whole family and all the friends enabling the mentally ill Jazz but I cant look away and now want to watch more. DONT WATCH IT, IT WILL SUCK YOU IN IDK WHY BUT IT WILL

Also the BF reactions and responses are fucking hilarious cause its pbvious he is just doing this for a check. Seeing his reaction to Jazz explaining the "effed up vagina" says it all and theb the phone call from him when he was with his mom pretty much shows the dude knows he is in too deep and is stuck lol

how is jaron going to actually open his relationship with Ahmir? Was he ever seen with another dude who was into him?

Has anyone been able to crack the code?

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Fuck off newfag

Nope, he saw some hot dudes at the beach and got the idea. But he seems to think that he's universally considered a catch. I wonder if he will ever catch on that no one is interested in fucking him, can't really blame him for being delusional, he's been under intense brainwash and medication for 18 years. The CIA should pick Jeanette up to work on MKULTRA.

>the guy clearly has a roastie mindset
>/teevee/ still claims he doesn't pass

I swear on me mum. I watched that movie. But I generally forget most of the details of a movie after a while. It has upsides too. I can rewatch movies that I am certain I watched it but can't remember the details.

I cant tell if this is bait or a genuine discord tranny having a meltdown
8/10

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>Tfw you will never have a qt sad Estonian bf

Fuuuuck, this mother jus signed her kid up for an early death

Lads I'm already hype for the next stream

Charlie makes Skylar look like a pile of puke

He won't be sad much longer as soon as you take him out of the tragic shit hole that is Estonia

I'm going to throw up.

Isnt that what they said to kill the jedi?

Holy shit imagine being this delusional

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Is 'I Am Jazz', the origin story of Cortez?

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Is Jazz's grandma the duchess of spain in a new costume?

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The Duchess of Spain bows to the Bogdanovs, the Bogdanovs bow to the Jackie.

Nah, that was Order 66.

youtube.com/watch?v=sNjWpZmxDgg

Charlie is the molested choir boy to Skylar's pervert priest.

Ahhh what the fuck is this

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Anyone got that screencap of reddit tranny who got the surgery and regretted it and slowly got more and more depressed?

researchgate.net/figure/Complications-after-gender-reassignment-surgery_tbl1_221684421

>Statistics for gender reaasignment surgery complications: about 1 in 25 results in a fistula.

Yikes.

>necrotic cancer
I don't know what this means but it sounds bad

Suzi

>only 1 in 10 people in Belarus are happy
I genuinely want to visit, if anything just to see how much I could get for like $200

it means the flesh is dying, and killing more flesh.

Same

I have met some Traps in real live and no matter how good they looked like you could still tell they are bros.
And even if you are in a dark club and make out with one you will just jump away if you are straight, because they still smell like a man aka man breath/sweat.
A buddy of mine kissed a brunette "girl" in a club, and turned away.
He said "she" had dude breath, and it was a dude (a young Trap).

Now the alien is even being posted on Yea Forums

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>how much I could get for like $200
A lot of Aids/HIV, they and Russia are infested with them.
And most invested are young women.

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sneed

Tik Tok Tranny Fags

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Is this shit common in America?

Go to a club and half the attractive women are actually men while most of the women are overweight sows?

No, and i am European.

Traps only look passable in dark clubs, they don't even look close to REAL women!

Even a fat women is better than some thin faggot with long hair and make up!

lmao noelle looks like leveon fucking bell

It's happening over here as well? Thankfully clubbing isnt for me, i dont know how your friend could keep calm enough not to beat that faggot up.

Brandon Chillar is Italian and poo

Your buddy likes cock

The wages of the new flesh is death.

This is why you pick women up at the gym, bros. Clubs are aids infested lairs of drug pushing violent immigrants.

That's a relief. It's a good mix.

What kind of fucking retard doesn’t know the definition of mangled?

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>my.mixtape.moe/rhrgpl.mp4
When I opened this, I expected “Goodbye Horses” to start playing. Not even shitting you.

The same kind of retard that thinks the solution to a mental health problem is cutting out a section of bowel and pretending it’s a vagina

That is scary.

>4% of surgeries result in complication
>most surgeries have a complication rate of 30%
So GRS is safer than normal surgery? Neat, good to know your transphobia is completely baseless and you’re just a bigot

The reality is even worse. That’s his reaction to getting a cortisone shot directly into his mutilated dick and realizing he didn’t feel anything.

I wish you closet tranny fuckers would stop making these threads.

These threads make me want vomit but I keep coming back

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Fair point.

He had to throw up and my and our friends laughed our asses of.
The faggot was gone after that.

Your point is mute cause chopping off your dick or making a tent out of it is not necessary.

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can't wait for the rates to hit 100%. i really wish i could go 200 years into the future to see how fucking hilarious this time period will be to them

there's also a 1 in 1 chance of your bepis being hacked off which is pretty scary when you think about it

>the only type of complication they can suffer is a fistula

Have you been taking your meds, Amir?

you're alright user, i don't give a shit what they say about you

In this conversation with Charlie, how would Yea Forums rate Eleni's last little story?

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>What's going on in this family?
Bad plastic surgery

Pretty horrible and /10.

did he ever reply to those evil transphobes?

I'm sorry he and his cousin had to go through it

>Us Mama Bears aint nothin the F#*k with

GRRRRRRRR Nobody gets between my son and a doctor making a quick buck by chopping his dick off!!!!

Looks like he ran out of gas and is just heart reacting now.

>mfw charlie
youtube.com/watch?v=z0-KZS1dDyw

Most trannies with complications live in denial and don't go for follow ups. Then shit like pic related happens. They all have the typical foul odor, which eventually turns into cancer.

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Based Schlaganfall lord poster

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>and then everybody puked

I still kek'd tho.

Honestly that should be criminal.

youtu.be/mUHnODGnKxs

Part of your body dies, but isnt dead. More like undead and attacks your healthy parts of your body.

It is a mutation/zombification that slowly kills you. Is this how DayZ started?

Use up the colon linings from the 41%

I honestly believe that if there’s such a thing as “rape by deception,” there should also be such a thing as “sexual assault by deception.”

>>Cronenberg predicted all of this.

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Mega fucking cope lmao, is this what trannies actually have to tell themselves?
>y-you only hate us because you want to fuck us so bad..!

Moot.

who?

>she

Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol

Cococococococaiiiiiin

youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE

>be me
>go to med school for eight years
>know how the human body really works
>this nigga next to me says he has a vagina

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The point. It's a moot point, not a mute point.

;_;

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Did you just assume the dogs gender?
How about asking the dog about its gender before labeling it you CISHET bigot

His mommy and TLC crew will get him paid actors to pretend to be his boyfriends. It's almost like the Truman show.

Shieeett

It's obviously a very calculated move to attack someone on the dancefloor of a dark nightclub, it's predatorial.

Thanks for pointing that out. Learned a new thing.

ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK!

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Honestly that old dude is the only one on this show I have genuine empathy for, the rest of them I feel emotions ranging from pity to blind hatred but this old timer actually seems like a decent man but he's stuck with this atrocious family. Literally I have no mouth and I must scream.

First time I've been thanked for my nitpicking, usually people just tell me to go fuck myself lol. This one is one the house, people write "You can't faze me", it's not "phase me". Common mistake as well.

Is this the fucking "stretched his legs" pasta?

>>Sup

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He's no jeanette for sure.

Remember when discord trannies used to brag how they'll be better than real women once they get a "designer vagina" through SRS

>>Cronenberg knew you would.

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Me trying to get clarification on the special order: youtube.com/watch?v=-6mvwOCYJjc

I met a tranny once and he thought he was stealth. I tried to be polite, but I was drunk so I ended up asking him about being a tranny and he was shocked that I knew. I guess I bursted the bubble of coddling and white lies he had lived in.

I get a Mars attacks vibe
But i've never watched Jazz so i don't get the joke even if i'm correct

Don't worry.
>>Cronenberg knew..

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hit the nail on the head

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Why? He goes along with it like everyone else.

which episode is this

I wouldn't worry about it.

>Which antidepressant is Noelle trying to convey here?
kek

Season 5 episode 11. The one from 2 days ago.

made me rage, too

shit must have missed that bit

whats he going to do kidnap jazz? lol he would have to go back and kill his daughter butterfly effect style

xanax or some other anti-anxiety drug

is the salt water good for his wound?

I met a tranny at a party last saturday. he gave me some Amsterdam vodka so he was pretty cool i guess

is she talking about the dilators?

My friend has a gf from belarus, she's really pretty. Also she hates niggers and spics and basically everyone outside of her country so that's pretty nice too.

No but he could push back against his daughter and her husband. He could tell Jazz that he can't change his gender. But instead he encourages Jazz and cheers as his grandson gets neutered like a bitch.

>"Ack!"
based

She's a sexologist who has known jazz since 3. Not sure what the order is.

Burn the tranny, purge the cross dresser, kill the dilators.

>tfw Spain
we are utterfucked

You missed the stream last night. The only real interesting part is when Jazz decides to cuck Ahmir and he’s cool with it.

No one actually knows what words mean anymore they just develop a feel for how they are used. Jeanette probably thought she could pull up the definition and argue the technicality until mangled no longer really means mangled.
Arguing the definitions and use of well established words and terms is basically what trannies do. And jews. Trannies and jews.

>>Cronenberg predicted that.

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All aboard the Jew-Jew-Trainny?

Fucking unbelievable.

youtube.com/watch?v=1hlNXtMUYCw

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

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I wanna be a qt trap. How do i achieve this?

You’re goddam right he’s cool with it. He’s a NEET that thought he could throw a tranny a bone every once in a while for sweet NEET life, but got cold MAN feet IN HIS FUCKING LAP.

did these vapid whores really not know what "mangled" means?
are they fucking retarded or are we the weird ones?

>Sound advice

Why's it so hard to get a goddamn (you) in these threads?

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>Be me
>Go out to bar to grab some beers with my buds
>Start slamming shots and dancing with thots >Closing time in 15 minutes must find some poon to smash
>Grab some weird chick that I was dancing with earlier in the night
>Take her back to my place for a bone ride
>We’re drunk as fuck but she’s down to fuck
>Let me see those titties
>Start pounding in the mish
>Get ready to blow my load
>She starts moaning and looking like she’s ready to pop
>She starts screaming stop stop stop user
>Not this time sweetheart
>Pull out to blow my load on her chest
>OMFG!? There is a colon sleeve hanging around my cock like a rotten flesh light but I can’t stop what’s coming
>I come so hard that I blow the colon sleeve off my dick and it splats down onto her stomach
>There’s now a gaping hole where the vag once was.
>There is blood, guts and jism literally everywhere
>She starts crying and screaming that I call 911
>Imaginethesmell.png
>colon hanging out of penile cavity scoop
>colon twitching, squirting blood and shit everywhere
>start getting covered in it
>scream WHAT IS THIS, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?
>quietly it says, "i am Jazz."

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based & redpilled

Based

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All of them.

Do I deserve a real one now?

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Soul Source Construction Company kek

Go airport

>special order 36

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>36
>3-6
>666

Satanism confirmed

Looks like Ellen Paige on the left. Disastrous

>nyehhh what's up, Doc Ting?

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wtf

lel

>Gradually, I began to dilate them.

I feel like this is above my paygrade.

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>27:50
>most wound seperation just heals on its own you dont need to go back in for a repair
why is she so fucking evil?
dont worry about wound seperation it'll be found is literally among the worst advice you can give anyone

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send it to morrakiu and he’ll sing it for you

Thanks for the third (you) - it's getting pretty hard to get acknowledgement on parodies now.

₪ and she doesn't want to see her castrati empire fall, which she helped build.

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That was my instant first thought. God this is all so horrifying, literally every bit of this entire story and show chills me to the bones in a way that almost nothing else can. The feeling of evil that emanates from these people is so powerful it makes me sick to my stomach. We gotta look more into this special order 36 thing but I'm definitely thinking it's code for satan.

Fuck, I'm certain a while ago someone posted a documentary/interview about trans kids from years ago and not only does it feature Jazz's "parents", but I think it also features this quack doctor. Unfortunately I can't find it. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

It's because a dick is easier to clean than a giant flesh wound. A real vagina is self cleaning so you don't need to do much, just wash with water and some mild body wash. A fake stinkditch has no self cleaning, it's just an inside out penis with ass lining in it. They either want so badly to believe their inside out penis is a real vagina that they ignore it, cause they be real women now, gurlll, or they're so used to the low maintenance dick they used to have that they're too lazy to do upkeep.

>"When Jazz was two (...) he said, 'Mommy, when's the good fairy going to come with her magic wand and change, you know, my genitalia?"

They're not expecting anyone to honestly believe something like this, right? Not even trying anymore.

Ok, this is worth looking into. I'm reading this an it just seems like textbook stuff. What is the meaning of this? What is the reason for this email about a police code amendment from 2009?

She shows up here at 5:44. 20:20 My Secret Self from 2007.

youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_BHY5RolA

I wonder if this how peasants at the Colosseum felt.

Based
Thanks user

pretty sure they didnt have to pretend to feel sympathy for the christians being torn to shreds by lions

>the reason for this email about a police code amendment from 2009?

Don't know. That's the only results I'm getting from google. Gotta remember we're dealing with some of the most esoteric people within an already esoteric tribe.

that's not true they're selflubricating with gastrointestinal juices (i.e. shit) so it's safe to assume some of that manages to catch up some of the hairballs and pus and gunk and carries it towards the opening

>that's not true they're selflubricating with gastrointestinal juices (i.e. shit)
I don't understand this part. Don't gays need lube precisely because the rectum doesn't lubricate?

Did you see the psrt where they're in the car talking about jazz camp right after the anti bullying advocacy work, and Jazz says "What happens when you're a child has a lasting impact on your whole life."
The absolute lack of self awareness is mind shaking. Obviously being told you're a girl from age 2 is enougj warp your mind...

LYNCHIAN

absolutely

>six hundred, three score, and six

huh

youtu.be/fwqzcXwVTts

3? I thought in the first year it's like 5-6 times a day? This entire post is just bonkers. There's a sickness within our society that needs to be cleansed.

youtube.com/watch?v=YnwSWfoGMUc

New [Patrician] thread:

Suffer not the queer to live.

My thoughts too. Also I remember it had a Vietnam flashback at prom too haha.

I wonder who ((they)) are behind this.....

Man that was a great fucking stream.