3 WISHES. GO

I wish Dysney's bankruptcy
I wish all the jews off the earth, but Natalie Portman and Rachel Weisz, and I don't like her but maybe if enough people really really want her, also Eva Green
I wish the blacks with less than 120 IQ off the earth. So 99%. If the resulting pool contains more than 80% women, off every black, whatever

1. To become Chad
2. null set
3. null set

human race distinction
that's it you blue nigga

1. I become a hot white girl.
2. I get married to a rich white man.
3. I leave him for a hot black male with a BBC

So you'll only have a supply of virgin girls for less than 1/3 of ONE year? Damn

Wish for trips dubs and singles

Cure cancer worldwide
Give me 100 billion moneys
Make me good looking.

i use my wish to make this guy black

1.all niggers die
2. Unlimited amount of Crystal meth
3. The ability to summon any kind of food I want whenever I want

1 cocaine
2 power
3 woman

1. jaden ded
2. willow ded
3. jada pinkett ded

*dabs*

1. big balls
2. little dick
4. long ass gooch

I wish i was white

1. Be rich
2. Be even more rich
3. Good health for my family

>your neck thinner

give me my one thousand USD bitch!

1. immortality
2. guns for hands
3. ability to shit grenades

1That me and Jesus (Jesus as I believe him to be miraculous and relatable) could hangout outside of the crushing singularity of a a simulated realotu, preferably post crucifixion as Merovingian Kings in virgin white girl land.
Wished two and three I will keep in reserve.

1. Institute national socialism in all white countries
2. End white genocide
3. Make it so Firefly was never canceled

Rape
Turn in girl
Wish for dick back for more rape

dubs and will spliff gives us all gfs

1. ability to make my day dreams real when I want
2. nobody thinks anything i make from a day dream is abnormal (no audits if I conjure up billions of dollars, government isnt going to harvest my organs if i have super powers, neighbors wont think anythings off if my house turns into a balling wizard tower, etc)
3. genie is free as long as he isnt evil

Fuck dude, you moved my heart

I would wish to be a boundless genie, and one of my other two wishes will be
>I wish for the user that posted the nº 111391138 post on the 03/13/19 in the 111390875 Yea Forums thread, to be double black

1. 14 inch penis
2. Mind control powers
3. a new genie every day forever

1. Brains
2. Brawn
3. Bitches

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Fucking a virgin everyday would probably suck
>Be gentle, it's my first time teehee
>Bloody mess
>Unironically can be too tight
Then again, this is coming from a virgin, so idk.

1. Transcend need for flesh bodies
2. Eliminate all degeneracy from minds
3. Paradise home for all

>bobbies
that wish ain't right

1 The ability to read minds
2 Unfailing wisdom
3 A competent director is permitted by Disney to remake Episodes VII-IX

Gold Experience Requiem as my Stand. Mind reading at my will. Photography memory.

as a non virgin, being tight or not has nothing to do with millage and everything to do with relaxation, hornyness and vaginal muscle control. One wild can override the other two.

Fuck you I shot water out my nose.

I wish /pol/ would leave Yea Forums
I wish sneed and feed would leave Yea Forums
I wish for mind control powers

i wanna be blue too
can everyone else be blue and cg too?
cool

To be Moner, BHD, and Ari's asshole slave.

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>New computer
>New phone
>Unlimited drugs

You become an Indian transvestite
you only get them in eat your own cum threads on Yea Forums
you become a self aware suck and fuck shack
you become a street whore, you sell your pussy, give money to your pimp, and smoke weed
you play an extra on BBC's Doctor Who for eternity
you are rich in Zimbabwean dollars, the virgins appear at the same time a letter of DNA results does and do you die
your granmommy fucked a nigger, thats right, and you got that nigger blood pumpoing through your veins, you're part eggplant, you die
it does, but only on the d-list reality circuit, she ceilings at dancing with the starts
unable to maintain the discpline of maintaining being a chad, your quickly return to your normal self and kill yourself when you realise what could have been
done
the cia kills you for fucking with their programs
solid wish, granted
you watch captain marvel for eternity
only gods can grant the powers of gods (Genie not strong enough) but good wish
your hands guns become obsolete in a few decades, in the future cyborgs are the norm and your condition has become a handicap, the only work you can find is as a museum exhibit, you beg for death that never comes

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1. I WISH THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO WISH FOR UNLIMITED WISHES
2. UNLIMITED WISHES
3. MAKE EVERYONE'S WISH ITT NULL EXCEPT FOR MINE

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1. I wish for a mobile phone that can access everyone else's phone without anyone ever realizing who is watching, without ever realizing or knowing who is deleting their data, without every knowing who is transfering credits, without banks unable to recognize what is accessing their finances leaving zero trials or data, data that can be manipulated, deleted, changed, etc

2 a pair of sunglasses that can view any sort of wave, radio, light, etc, all controlled through thought, indestrutible, xray vision, no side effects/harmful effects from viewing such sous of data

3 a gun with infinite bullets that can only work for me and kills anyone else that tries to pull the trigger, via having the gun turn on them and enter their mouth

immortality
super strength
high iq

God damnit. I should have wished for this too

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>unable to maintain the discpline of maintaining being a chad, your quickly return to your normal self and kill yourself when you realise what could have been
Bullshit. Chads dont need "discipline" to be Chad. Have sex, incel.

> (You)
>done

BLESSED thread

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>everyone except me is turned into a beautiful woman
>the ability to read 1 page a second and to transcribe my thoughts into physical writing
>unlimited libido and cum

>immortality
Lol you'r fucked

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Why?

The powers of Superman
The ability to play every musical instrument like a maestro
The cure for cancer is automatically released on to every computer, phone, tablet, radio and tv in the world, so it cannot be repressed.

>immortality
>the heat death of the universe has started
>you're cursed to float in nothingness forever

nice job rtard

You'll end up alone, at the end of the world, and remain alone forever

1) I wish that wishmaster permanently dies in a fatal gay orgy accident after a long battle with djinn AIDS
2) I wish OP wasn't allowed to operate telecommunication devices outside of emergencies under penalty of slow painful death
3) That everyone will check'em

>heat death of the universe
Thats just a Theorie

Actually if you were immortal you break entropy.
So you would literally be the last source of energy in the universe where far-far-far downstream descendants of life in the universe will huddle around you for warmth in the long dark night of eternity.
Could be pretty comfy.

Its the logical conclusion of thermodynamics in an eternally expanding universe.

i wish my hands would fit perfectly into any glove they go into thus saving me hundreds of dollars through my lifetime

Make everyone immortal.
Give everyone the ability to have realistic and completely manipulable lucid dreams at will.

I don't need a third wish, everyone should be happy like that.

1. Gf that loves me
2. 1 Billion Dollars
3. Finally find my passion in life

But what if you have to show your innocence by proving a certain set of gloves don’t fit?

to live forever until i soduko myself with a shotgun
the ability to go back in time into my own past self
my son today is exactly the same and always my first born no matter who the mother is

1. Give me Goku's powers at his peak
2. Give me the coolest Gundam/mech ever
3. Let me have sex with any and as many women as i want, whenever i want, forever

1. I wish that I had known that earlier
2. Brie Larson's toe nail
3. 3 More wishes (Repeat)

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Or not. Depending on the level of immortality.
Will your limbs grow back immortality? If not you will be a head and a torso in space.
Also reversing entropy doesn't take away pain nor loneliness

it will never come to that because i don't wear gloves usually

1. Get away with murder and rape forever
2.
3.

I third wish for everyone to be born wihout senses, thus making their dreams much more interesting having never experienced what its like to be a human with senses.

holy shit, i have the same daydream about wishes as you.....I could never not want my kids

>Make everyone immortal.
>ive everyone the ability to have realistic and completely manipulable lucid dreams at will.

Why would you do this?Have yoou played smt nocturne this guy wants the same thing in his ending,if you side with him.Basically he wants everyone to be their own god of their own reality.
Personally infinite wishes if possible or
1.immortal
2.super smart inhumanely
3.no jews

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1. Unrecoverable losses on every movie made in the next five years
2. A dream-like world that I be immersed in, can influence, and bring parts of to this world, such as other sentient life
3. A happy life

>no niggers
>harem of qt anime girls, but real who all want my dick
>I shoot enough cum to inflate girls every time

i want her clothes to take off
haha

The jews user

But this is completely optional.

1. I wish I could get strong orgasms and cum multiple times in a row like women
2. I wish I could create a pint of semen in my balls in a day so I can feel cups with my cum and drink them
3. I wish I could never become desensitized to porn and never get ED

The Arabs will slaughter them all in the next few years, especially without hordes of niggers to defend the jews

Bryce Dallas Howard

Bitch you just made a wish to the wishmaster, you're going to jail forever for the worst crime in human history.
They're going to bring you back from the dead just to execute you again, over and over.

but at least my gloves will fit nice and snug

user, niggers hate Jews more than white people by far.

I don't wish

Your cellmate, Tyrone, is going to say the same thing, about your butthole.

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I wish for more genies.

1. Unfettered ability to grant my own wishes.
2. Seed
3. Feed

You become a genie, trapped in a lamp for eternity only coming out to grant wishes for faggots like your previous self (have you not seen aladdin?)
Done, your in depth knowledge of everyone around makes you realize just how despised unliked you are by those around you, you become so depressed that you use your magic gun on yourself
the increases of 'super' and 'high' are gauged relative to your current status, you become average, you spend immortality posting on Yea Forums begging for death
even as the last man on earth the new found confidence of the planets now beautiful all women population means the dont want to fuck you, and you are easily overpowered by the huge disparity in numbers. you're kept in a cell speed writing while your semen is taken by force and by injection in order to save humanity. (you never fuck)
your kyrptonite is naked women
GF is ugly as sin, billion dollars is stolen, your passion is the rape you encounter serving a life sentence for the stolen billion
your powers combined with your personality makes the most powerful but most hated person on earth, with no enemies that require your powers or gundam suit you're considered an arrogant annoyance to the population and no woman wants to fuck you.

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1) all niggers die
2) all jews die
3) all muslims die

Immortality
Flying power
Super speed

I am ok with only one wish: Take back all the wishes in this thread with the exception of this one.

>wish for all the other genie lamps in the world to come to me
>Hitler to return
>powers of Superman

Then I would just use the other genies whenever I thought or needed other shit.

Fortine
Mark-Ass Browning
and immediate white extinction

I have a truly good one that everyone will appreciate:

1. I wish to delete absolutely every information, critic or review of every movie ever made from everywhere
2. Every brain is reseted of every movie that ever watched, from now one is first time view of every movie for everyone

1. A 500 million dollar budget
2. The film rights to DOOM
3. Rob Schneider indentured to me

Everyone's waifu is real.
Everyone get to excel in their 3 favorite non-sedentary hobbies
Everyone stops being fat and can no longer get fat again.

Heh, you just erased the personalty of a million zoomers.

1. markass brownlee
2. fortnite
3. suicide squad

First wish is ballsy. What if there aren't any other genie lamps?

This isn't a very good idea. Why wouldn't you want people to know that Goodfellas is better than Jack and Jill? Reviews help people sift through a lot of cinematic shit.

1 everyone ITT gets a devoted qt gf
2 trump wins 2020 and it permanently breaks the internet forever
3 a new chair, my chair is uncomfortable

I wish I had a device that would allow me to capture a "human template" so I could clone them later (memories intact) at my discretion. The clones would have a set expiration date and would evaporate when it arrives.

based and frenpilled

>Reviews help people sift through a lot of cinematic shit.
Reviews are the real cancer killing your movie experience
Why the fuck do you not make your own opinionds on a fresh view, instead of coming to see a movie with anonymous baggage

1.anybody who isn't white dies
2.ability to summon anything I want whenever I want
3. I'm attractive

I wish for a small wooden box with a button on top and a latched door on a side. When I put something inside that box, close and latch the box, then press the button, the thing I put inside turns to solid gold.

The rest I don't care. Go away Genie.

1. MARCUS BROWNLEE
2. FORTNITE
3. IT HAS TO BE HOT

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>dick is 6 inches flaccid and 8 inches erect
>perfect body no matter what i eat
>100,000,000 dollars

easy.

I wish I had a pouch that grew gems and gold inside
I wish that when I desired it I could reset my body back to the age of 21 and keep my memories
I wish that I could teleport to any place I desired with no adverse physical effects

1. my own apartment
2. a car
3. a nice slice of tiramisu

1) I want to be a big guy
2) For you
3) Have sex

The obvious choice has always been to wish to have all of the genie's powers without any of the restrictions.

I wish I was immortal always the age I am right now
I wish I was indestructible
I wish I had the x-men nightcrawler's teleportation ability

1. I want to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world. That seemed to work out for Jafar pretty well for awhile.
2. I want to turn this genie into Robin Williams instead of Will Smith.
3. I want to free Robin Williams Genie.

1. Timothée Chalamet
2. World peace
3. Sabretooth tiger

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based pusy poster

1) world peace
2) nigger to be word filtered by the mods
3) free the genie

1. 14
2. 88
3. A bottle of beer for you

1. Being a dragon
2. Absolute power
3. Immortality

this is funny

>Every man with a waifu gets his waifu and she loves him.
>The world enters into a new golden age.
>Wishmaster can no longer use wishes to harm others.

Will you be attracted to other dragons or will you be able to transform back into human form for the purpose of sexual intercourse?

Two hay pennies
burgers at the butchers
blintzes at the bakers

1. I Wish my teacher was dead
2. I want to have sex with Megan Welber, shes the hottest girl in school!
3. I want to be President of the United states of America

As the most powerful creature I will have the power to shrink down and put my dragon dick into my harem of sexy women.

You can just be president and force the other two by power and money

kid i dunno

But I'm Goku at his most powerful level and I have the best Gundam ever. Imma steal all your bitches.

Fiber internet
ALITA
my cock being an inch bigger

1. All niggers back to africa
2. All spics back to spic africa
3. A large coke

1. I wish that all my following wishes be granted to me as I perceive them to be granted, not how you or anyone else perceives them.
2. I wish that you nor nothing influenced by you could harm me.
3. I wish that the moment I die, I'd return to the moment before I made these wishes with my memories intact.

Very good.

1: Make it so I can state my 3rd wish before the 2nd wish is granted, but 3rd is still considered made after the 2nd.
2: Make me a genie.
3: Free me.
And that's how you get Infinite Wishes.

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The problem with this is that you don't get to wish for something that you want. These are three (3) great guard wishes, but you don't actually get to wish for anything.

He's basically trying to get infinite wishes too.
>He perceives his wish of "all following wishes" to include wishes he made after he reset after death
>When he dies, he'll get 3 wishes with no monkey paw effects
>Every time he dies, he gets another 3

There is however, a problem.
See, since he's making these wishes with the explicit intent of dying once they're made, he cannot die.
Because his intent to die is based on the implication of the wishes being granted, therefore, whatever would kill him, would be influenced by the genie granting the wishes.
Therefore nothing can kill him, and he will never reset.
But he never wished for immortality, so he doesn't even get the safeguard of wish 1, meaning the genie can give him immortality in whatever fashion the genie sees fit.

Immortality
Invincibility (includes stuff like diseases and running out of oxygen)
able to live out any of my fantasy's in my head like they were real

I'm wishing for functional immortality basically, with premonition added in. I'm a God basically, it's Groundhog Day with rest of my life on repeat.
Another good wish is,
1. I wish for a functional pen
2. I wish for paper to write on
3. I wish that anything I've written on the paper becomes true.

SAND OFF!

1. I wish i was a little bit taller
2. I wish i was a baller
3. I wish i had a girl who looked good

1.All jews turn into piles of cow shit
2.All niggers turn into macaque
3.All whites value race over everything else.

Nice TWKYK reference.

Oh, okay

1. AWWWW
2. DAS
3. HOT

1.I wish you do anything I say even if it breaks the rules.
2.I wish one thousand genie lamps were in front of me
3.I wish you ceased to exist

Thanks alot sucker >:)

A Debit Card with unlimited money
A Farm of 15 Acres
A boat that I can just put on the farm just to look at.

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I wish to have all the powers of Goku
I wish to be the richest most famous person in the world
I wish to be a 10/10 including having a massive penis

Give me the power to grant my own wishes.

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Though not safeguarded by the first one, I'd be safeguarded by the second. Nothing may harm me, I perceived that wish to encompass physical and mental. So if I'm in a mental duress during my immortality, it's failure on the genies behalf. Not knowing what might cause me discomfort and the genie being free to grant the immortality, I think I'd be in a position to negotiate the terms of my immortality.

i wish i wish i hadn't killed that fish

1. The genie can grant wishes he cannot read you mind and determine how you perceive things (unless that ability being granted the genie is your first wish?). You make a wish, then genie grants it, thats how it works, you're more than welcome to leave the lamp right where you found it if this doesnt suit
2. Unable to determine what you meant by 'harm' you are transformed into a self aware liquid. granting your wish in absolute terms
3. As a self aware liquid you never die, or experience anything ever again

I am the poster from before

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The genie could just ask me what I meant, that's usually how people find out what others are thinking.
Okay, here's a revised one incase the genie can't talk.
1. I wish the genie could read my thoughts and understand them.
2. I wish the genie granted the following wishes as I perceive them, not how he or anyone else did.
3. I wish that when I died after a long and content life, I'd return to the moment before I made the wishes with my memories intact.

power to time travel at will
extremely rich
powers of goku and superman combined

now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go fuck my childhood crush at her peak

Is the kingdom Aladdin ruled over a shithole still in Arabia?

>I wish my cock was the exact proportions of Jason Luv's
>I wish I could predict winning lottery tickets with 100% accuracy
>I wish for many (You)s

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1. A hundred million dollars
2. A smoking hot wife
3. Turn my head into a pumpkin

b b b b b b BASEEEED!

1. All wishes including this one be fulfilled in the spirit of the wish itself (no monkey paw bullshit)
2. Nullification of the no infinite wishes rule
3. Infinite wishes

1.Kill all niggers
2.Revive all niggers
3.Kill all niggers

1.Be Black
2.Bigger than average dick for a black man
3.Extremely hot white wife

I wish that you weren't able to fulfill this wish

1. i get rich
2. i marry a hot white girl
3. she leaves me for a hot black male with a BBC

>I want a permanent luck boost that makes every desirable (as desirable for most humans in that similar situation) outcome in any situation weigh 99/100 in my favour
>I wish that anyone I place in my “safety list” which I can remember and recite at will is completely protected from any harm from yourself or any agent you have influence over (I am by default the first member of the safety list)
>I wish for you to forget entirely who I am as of this wish without this loss of memory affecting the power of my previous wishes

Time reversal and being brought back from the dead are well established as being impossible for a genie

1. We all make it
2. Trump wins the 2020 election
3. My ground beef is thawed when I get home

1. An account with UBS or Credit Suisse with $200 billion dollars, managed in discretion for me

2. Wolverine's mutant powers

3. To have complete and total mastery of every musical instrument ever made and will be made, including my own voice.

1. Ability to wish for, and be granted by the genie, infinite wishes
2. Infinite wishes
3. Moner gf

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>wants to be an insanely rich, impossibly powerful, essentially immortal, master of what ever music is currently popular
want to cringe on this but cant its totally based

1.make me a sandwich
2.pizza hut in the garage
3.numbers Numbers NUMBERS

>Mexicans replace blacks
>A cute Kemono GF
>And a 3d dwarf fortress

Only ever need 1 wish. I wish to have the ability to bend reality and existence to my will. Basically give yourself infinite wishes and remake all of reality however you see fit from that point. Why need 2 more wishes?

I just want them to stop coming to me to die.

Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?

Captain Marvel powers
Know the entirety of the past
Meet God

>1.) All humans except for black men and white women disappear
>2.) All remaining humans become extremely fertile
>3.) Dinosaurs are revived

Heh, this should be interesting

>And a 3d dwarf fortress
only good wish in this thread

Have sex

Hair
Gf
Height

I just did. Where the fuck do you think I got the idea from, user?

1. I wish to be happy

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1. AYYOOO
2. HOL'
3. UP

have sex

1. FUCK NIGGERS
2. FUCK KIKES
3. FUCK JANNIES

1. world peace
2. ice powers
3. unlimited wishes

Wouldn't you rather have ten 100/100 virgins?

1. for women to have souls
2. one medium popcorn
3. small soda

i wish a nigga would check these digits