He knows he's complicit

How long before Jay gets #MeToo'd?

The Star Wars's ruined themselves lads. Don't blame the messenger.

by who?

me

right now then, i guess

You can just see him struggling to hide his power level. He can't afford to alienate all his leftard friends because they're vital to his business.

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This.

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highly HIGHLY unlikely

He really had AIDS. RIP

Daily reminder that the prosecutors have nothing. Both Mike and Jack are going to walk.

Will Jar Jar save his own wrecked ship?

WTF happened I can't find anything on google

sadly, no.

Then why did they confiscate Josh's hard drives when he was supposedly not even in Milwaukee at the time?

Yes.

Everyone is probably going to flip on Mike, the accident is all his fault anyway, always knew he was a fucking alcoholic.

We could have had Lucas make ep 7-9. We could have had Kino. We could have had good Star Wars games and comics. But degenerates like you and Alexandre O. Philippe and South Park ruined it all!

Now look at what happened, Star Wars is dead. And you killed it.

Why did he shill for TFA?

>it's another obsessive rlm thread

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I really enjoyed the newest HitB

He hates compressors.

i just started watching red letter media. any good episodes i should watch? i just watched their takes on the alien series which was good/funny.

It's over. They sold us out for big capeshit.

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None

Lisa? They made her kiss him in Gorilla Interrupted because he had a huge crush on her. Ended up backfiring with her dating Mike instead though

Watch the Star Wars Plinkett reviews, the annual catch up Half in the Bad videos are usually good, and episodes where they tear bad movies to shreds like this one
youtube.com/watch?v=VGsrMaxx8N4

He took the money.
And for a long time.

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>accident
You're honestly gonna claim it was an """"accident"""""

Did James win the countersuit?

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What

Mike “Ben Garrison is a pussy” Stoklasa?

You and I know that synagogue didn’t spontaneously burn down to the ground.

>Both Mike and Jack are going to walk.
Wish we could say the same for Rich Evans, he's fucked

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The more you watch their other content, the more their behaviour will make sense. They are actually consistenly aweful movie critics. They like to get high and mighty about how much better they are than others and do these endlessly long fake podcasts, but at the core of it all they are just the exact same. They are grade A hypocrites . And pretty lackluster movie reviewers in addition.

You can pretty much predict exactly how they are going to react. The only thing they are good at is detecting a bandwagon starting to roll, so they always jump on it the first chance they get, and if they can't get on fast enough but sense potential for an anti-bandwagon, they will try and start that. That is exactly what they did with TFA. When the wind started turning after TLJ and fans suddenly hated Disney again, they turned right around and "admitted to their mistake" to get onto the bandwagon nice and early while people didn't realize whether the "love it" or "hate it" faction was going to win out yet.

They are good social manipulators, I will give you that, but they pretty much just say what ever will get their audience nodding, and they know how to make a tear-down entertaining whether substantiated or not. In that regard, they are just the edgy """high brow""" mirror image to all those shill-casts they like to mock.

And they do that with every movie, not just Star Wars, I got sick and tired of them real fast. The more I watched of them, the more they reminded me of the higher tier corporate bullshitters I have encountered in large companies, you know, the type that don't just rise through hot air and convincing other bullshitters, but that can hide their unsophisticated behind sophisticated wording. In the end, you develop a nose for that nonsense anyways. RLM are the same, beating dead horses and unsophisticated "criticism" hidden behind nice wording.

wew

fucking rundown you massive retards. Or are you all just shitposting garbage again?

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' exposed him as a fraud and it was an economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

> "They're hacks."

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Im the prosecutor's daughteer and daddy has been hard at work,, i hear a lot of cheering and yelping from inside his office so methinks it's going well

I want to know if Mike killed someone.

>They like to get high and mighty about how much better they are than others and do these endlessly long fake podcasts
Like this big ass post nobody is going to read?

the bird box one was pretty good

>he says this after reading part of it

Jay I know this is an anonymous image board, but you're making it really obvious.

Bad news guys. I just got word soon they will create an additional review each month where they will host it on a different site behind a paywall.
>inb4 source
I am the SOURCE!!!

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It's okay bro, I'm incredibly jealous of their success too. You're not alone.

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That was just Jay being a fucking autist and not realizing that "true love's kiss" isn't a thing that exists in real life.

Not that post but they might have had an influence ruining star wars. That's a bad thing.

I wonder if they've ever hugged.

They made the Plinkett reviews long after George Lucas ruined Star Wars.

No, even post-ot and pt era managed to sell toys and stuff. Current disney era can't even do that.

The birth of a new pasta?

>Thinking Jay won't snitch

lol

Mike just missed the age window of becoming a habitual Yea Forums / internet shitposter. To think, he would have been just another incel on r9k if he had been born 6 years later

mike has powerful friends to make sure he keeps sealed like a tuna can

Mike is 3 months older than me and I've been here forever and I hate this place. Please kill me.

They share clothes, it's in a recent BOTW, Jay has one of Mike's jackets. It's fucking adorable, honestly.

It's true that the Plinkett reviews influenced certain people and eventually led to what we now know as the ST. But I can't begrudge Mike for this, he was simply giving his honest opinion. I think Mike understands all this, you can see it on his face and hear it in his voice when he talks about Star Wars nowadays.

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complicit in feeding the disney machine? Yea. I dont know why people willingly give their money to that corporation. You have to stream/torrent any disney production

>ywn have a friend like Mike or Jay Or even AIDS moby ffs

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Reminder Stoklasa is making moves and expanding his career past RLM

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TLDR but you're right on how they shilled for TFA which was unmistakably shit on first viewing for anyone and only backtracked when it was blatantly obvious nuwars was entirely shit.

They peaked in 2016 anyways. That was the last year of a really good critique (Ghostbusters), and the last year they had lots of solid wheels of the worst. They're clearly tired and bored of it all but lacking real jobs they can't quit until they literally have no audience left.

>you develop a nose for that nonsense anyways
I think you got the flu user

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That's neat.

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lol mike looks old as shit there.

>old
*mature

>e celebs

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>This channel will die eventually, so Mike, Rich, and Jay in your lifetime

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dont ruin our comfy rlm thread
we don't have to get the moderators involved
i'll pay you

Mikey S won't last a day in the can.

...because it's Disney. The only thing they were ever competent at is hiring actually talented people to make cartoon movies. Disney has always been lame. This is nothing new, not at all.

Mike strikes me as a guy who cares very little about anything political.

My friends all tell me I look like Jay, think I should try to replace him for a video and see if anyone noticed?

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Mike, maybe. Rich definitely. But Jay will make it.

Good news, you got a better jawline than Jay.
Bad news, you look retarded.

>mac

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You certainly look gay enough to replace Jay.

that guy from Mohammad Drive who has the dream about the scary bum but then the dream comes true

>Mohammad Drive
lol

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hack frauds, you say?

I bet he wishes he could erase all those early vids out there where he didn't try to conceal his politics

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>Kabazynski brought in as special witness
>rolls on everyone

He was playing the long game all along

NOW who makes shitty movies

dude could pass for bruce campbell if he lost some fucking weight

I appreciate these type of comments. Thanks user.

Obama brought internet to Milwaukee in 2008.

Jay probably isn't going to die at the rate he's aging.

A guy that into Star Trek has to have some socialist leaning.

watch the one where they talk about darth vader's suit
the stupid shit star wars people having been coming up with for years even before disney bought it is retarded

based bait poster

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He always had this "will end up on electric chair" look

Jack is small potatoes that'll get an afterthought bargain, Mike will be prosecuted.

Jay will make sure the money train won't stop. Nothing to worry about.

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You look more like that incest porn guy (who also did gay porn earlier in his career) who looks like Jay from the side than Jay.

You look kinda like Hotwheels but with a beard and your legs work

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I wouldn't say it's impossible, and if that's the case, then good for him or something. But, Star Trek does have a pretty big libertarian following as well.

How come Mike never talks about DS9 when we he talks about Star Track

You know, it's probably the other way around. We need to find a princess to kiss Jay and break the horrible spell he's under!

national-socialism ?

That's really disgusting.

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You look more like that incest porn guy (who also did gay porn earlier in his career) who looks like Jay from the side than Jay.

Mike looked like shit in the most recent review. Is he dying or just horribly depressed?

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*tips fedora*

Terrifyingly based and redpilled

cute cat

is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?

It's been so long since I looked at an RLM thread, it's nice to see this again

I can't ever imagine someone like Mike or Jay ever ever indulging in the utter retardation of the modern left. They're extremely both extremely cynical.

Look at how much they trashed ideologically driven movies like Ghostbusters or The Last Jedi.

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I could see them being Bill Maher-type liberals.

he doesn't know

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Kek

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we did it reddit

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well looks like Mike definitely isn't

What service is this?

Wasn't, at least. That's a really old post from their old forum. Even so, he could be centre-left with an aversion to big city liberals. That said, I find it more likely that he's some form of conservative or libertarian.

Complicit? More like complacent. Is Mike even aware how his laziness and lack of ambition are dragging everyone around him down?

I guess that the rut that he's dug himself is pretty comfortable...

>sees jay and rich trying so hard to be contrarian

I'd be miserable too

You mean Susan?

I wouldn't say them reading articles from wookiepedia is any better than the shit Disney produced

Yes. He made hating the based PT popular, he is the reason Disney Wars films are so fucking shit and unoriginal. He literally hammered in the idea that Star Wars is limited. Now Star Wars is being limited.

People tend to become more conservative as they get older. I'd say he is simply conservative, but no one wants to publicly admit to that these days.

Go to bed, Jay.

All I want is creativity, world building and original plot of the PT.
With OT's writing, characters and heart.
And mouse's practical/cgi visuals, technology and money.
The former two we'll never ever get again.
And that makes me very sad.

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They will walk...with a limp

Lauren

>and @psychicpebble

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Not sure that puking one's guts out counts as sexual harassment

>Location: Illinois

lol ok

There's not just one "left" and "right," you understand? Like the entirety of political opinion isn't merely "captain marvel good" VS "trump is God emperor."

>born November 14, 1978, in Illinois

LOL I wonder what it's like to be a dancing monkey for YouTube in your 40s

kek

The same as any other job. Not that you'd know what having a job feels like.

Strucci is fat

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Oh hi Max

>tfw exactly 10 years younger
>tfw it still makes me a 30yo boomer

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I wonder what it's like to have no friends and shitpost on Yea Forums about people more successful than you

>dreamed I was on the Space Ghost Coast to Coast set
>it's actually a small model but sizes mean little in a dream
>suddenly 2003-era Mike, Jay and Rich are there
>I decide to blow their minds with spoiler warnings about the future of Star Wars
> just as I reveal that Carrie Fisher dies first they start doing their routine from the intro to Rogue One
>As Rich says "I'm gonna cum!" A random grey-haired lady starts grinding on me
>I start ejaculating immediately before the tip is even in
>wake up
>wet dream
>shower and shame
What does it mean for the future of Star Wars, fellas?

have sex

>Milwaukee, a place like Baghdad with cheesestrings

Finna be kino

Only if it's sexy

>Yeah, an F- level youtuber did it.
Oh, so you have a channel?

t. can't get over the brilliance of calling your son "Myson"

Fuck off cringy e-celeb faggots