Apparently James and crew just released a new intro clip to his channel.
youtube.com
New Cinemassacre Intro Video
Matthew Howard
Camden Gonzalez
Hi Mike
Matthew Flores
>150 views
Ryan/Mike FUCK OFF
Grayson Price
i started watching james & mike mondays and they keep referring to this guy called "bootsy". anyone know who that is?
Joshua Baker
It's unlisted.
They're bringing up Bootsy? lol
Eli Ward
he sounds so dead. and lmao at him not mentioning rental reviews and pretending like he actually does stuff on the channel.
Sebastian Miller
who cares
Ian Rogers
Can't believe they actually kicked him because he's better at video games than they are. This is like primary school level of maturity.
Mason Carter
His voice sounds weak, like James Earl Jones in Rogue One.
Connor Sullivan
Reminder: AVGN flopped, sequel never.
Jackson Gutierrez
they could barely beat super mario 2 and i could see them getting legit upset when they died. funny shit
Noah Reyes
>Welcome to RedLetterMedia. I'm the guy who made George Lucas ragequit.
Jeremiah Nguyen
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Jace Perry
wtf april is hot now
Ryan Rogers
>black-and-white filtered photograph with both her body and half her face obscured
Yeah I don't think so
Colton Walker
The little one looks just like James.
Jonathan Rivera
hey, why do you only post her pics very rarely? you obviously have her on facebook, why not just dumb all the pics?
Jace Perry
she's hiding it all....
Zachary Morales
It’s an intro video for a website that he says is dead for the time being lol
Chase Perez
she looks like the female version of james wtf
Evan Rodriguez
>yfw there's some random guy in his late-30s who is a college acquaintance of April and has her FB is leaking her pics
lmao
Jose King
Is this the beginning of an epic new Cinemassacre remake?
Jonathan Wright
I bet he banged her on the regular
Grayson Cruz
there was some guy on /vr/ saying he was james friend, including posting his empty house. don't underestimate the autism
Joshua Morris
nah thats the baby, the baby looks just like james as a kid minus the hate and glasses
Evan Cooper
she also looks like a clone from the bitch from the overanalyzers
John Phillips
april looks like everybody ran a train on her. fucking cunt.
Nathaniel Ortiz
once the daughters grow up, they will sell james collection so they can buy some nice jordans for their baby daddys
Ayden Davis
WHO? I don't know who this guy is....
Kayden Powell
He also barely mentions Monster Madness, which is arguably better than AVGN.
Thomas Hughes
Who gives a fuck, the eceleb edition
Heres your (You), now fuck off
Parker Williams
why it's just him explaining the plot of old movies. he doesn't even go into detail
Jacob Ward
because it's COMFY
monster madness is essential boomer core
Luke Edwards
somebody was complaining about cinemassacre dot com (I shit you not cinemassacre is blacklisted on Yea Forums) not being updated on reddit mike must have told james so they now made a video about it
Luis Cook
>welcome to RLM, FUCK JAMES AND FUCK AVGN
fixed
Colton Flores
>sequel never
nah, he's doing a horror movie, writing an autobiography, and doing ANOTHER documentary (about himself)
Parker Thomas
Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Luis Nelson
no, they don't. last time they mentioned bootsy was when somebody asked about bootsy at a con, james said yeah bootsy a guy good hehe hmhm yup please don't kill me ryan
Nathan Morris
shes an old mom. what do you want? pic related?
David Hall
nah I already have it. post something you haven't before, you fucking weirdo.
Grayson Gonzalez
so is james actually a cuck? is one of the kids not his?
Dylan Young
post more of her pics, you weirdo
Asher Stewart
David Kelly
I don't care about the kids, post more of that fat cunt april.
Elijah Taylor
no
Connor Long
>This was a good movie. I liked the acting people and the music.
David Reyes
what an ugly pig...post more
Henry Rivera
based james rolfe venture bros poster
monster madness is fucking autism kino
Jack Mitchell
holy shit why are her arms so thick
Liam Phillips
she's a fucking pig
Caleb Bell
I don't like Ryan
I want James to be free
Gabriel Scott
She looks like james's sister
Eli Bennett
how do you know how james sister looks like?
Connor Walker
too late for that
Carson Hughes
gross.
James Martinez
Well, at least he's doing his part to save the white race. Could be worse.
A crossover with Sam Hyde could be fun.
Brayden Hughes
theres no way thats not his sister
Liam Hernandez
you keep posting that but you still haven't answered how do you know how does his sister looks like?
Charles Gray
hol up... so you be sayin... that these are two separate people?
Angel Morales
I was friends with mike on facebook back in 07
Hudson Taylor
remember aprils weird myspace?
>princessfetus
archive.fo
Isaiah Garcia
This is how I know you are not white. If you have trouble discerning between different people, that's usually a sign you are not used to deal with that certain kind of people. For example Whites tend to perceive all Asians look alike.
Julian Perez
I'm Danish
William Parker
Go to bed Mike
Gavin Richardson
>married on remembrance day
I ain't no patriot but that seems in extremely poor taste
Anthony James
poltards wouldn't recognize james and april as white. james is italian and april is jewish
Camden Phillips
ape's a real catch
Parker Taylor
This is really weird but also highlights why James has become so JUSTed.
Owen Moore
This explains so much
Isaiah Martinez
lmao james
Mason Wilson
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
Eli Sanders
cinemassacre has a clear jewish voice (and that's a good thing)
Dylan Wood
Just
Brandon Brown
yes james, wear the hat...hide the hair.
Luke Morales
Well, that explains everything. James bringing more jews into the world.
Gavin Moore
Justin would have required an oven all to himself
Jason Wilson
april gawdamn thicc
Henry Reed
Just(y)
Brayden Ortiz
Jaxson Lopez
I see what he does all day...
Hudson Sullivan
my god, she has tattoos all over her body. what a fucking whore jesus....
Noah Morris
I feel sorry for James. He deserves better than this.
John Edwards
I say this as someone who knows him and his wife (I'm related on his wife's side). James has legit autism.
BUT some things to know:
He did NOT spend all the money he earned from his movie actually on the movie. In fact in April of last year he bought a half million dollar house (exactly 500,000) STRAIGHT OUT with cash. I remember April bragging about it at the last reunion saying some (not all) of it came from the kickstarter money.
Their daughter is not autistic, retarded OR half-black. She did have some issues though, but when I saw her she seemed fine.
James is a TOTAL pussy. For example ever since I've known him (going on a decade now) not ONCE has April let him spend holidays with his family. They always spend it with ours.
James almost never talks when he is with us. A few times we visited them in their old house and even then he was just... spergy. Like every time he acts like a literal autist.
For example during Thanksgiving my brother was there and he and I were talking about politics (James supported Hillary by the way). So we got to the topic of Mexicans and I called them 'beaners' (my brother, father and I are all republicans). So James goes (and this is no lie):
"Beaners. Hehehe. Beans. Beans make you fart." Then he made a fart noise with his mouth.
It was the most uncomfortable situation I've ever been in.
He is in his mid 30s... making fart noises.
It was really weird because during dinner the rest of the adults ate in the living room and talked and James went to a different room and ate by himself. Freaking weird, man.
Ian Wright
you do realize I already posted this right?
Jace Taylor
no one cares incel
Dylan White
wonder if shes got a tramp stamp or some tummy tats
Luke White
lol you better post this on /vr/, maybe somebody will fall for this agian. it's kinda hilarious these are the people that call people autistic.
Easton Bell
she probably has queen of spades tattoo (james favorite)
Grayson Ward
hes a guy who was supposed to make a monthly show called bootsy beats but then didnt live up to his job responsibilities
Tyler King
this
not gonna lie, people praise bootsy but he was even lazier than james. it him HALF A YEAR to finish ONE series of bootsy beats. it's kinda pathetic he has to balls to complain
Levi Wood
"Welcome baaaaaack to SHMUCK ATTACK! I'm yer host, Stuttering Craig!"
Camden Parker
bootsy? the antifa twitterer?
Asher Baker
more like stuttering crook who scammed james out of avgn games money.
Aiden Parker
Joshua King
James needs to appear on MDE
Oliver Miller
>all i ever wanted to do was entertain people and make them laugh. i finally got that wish when youtube came about and the character i invented, the angry video game nerd, caught on
mike finally BTFO
James Parker
Leo White
literally every single one of them are better than april
Samuel Campbell
mike is more likely to appear at this point
Ethan Roberts
And now he works at a hardware store. btfo
Ayden White
What do you mean?
Luke Rivera
I'd bang all of htem.
Everyone would bang lower left.
Jack Garcia
it caught on when Mike made a youtube channel and uploaded those videos James made. A character James based off Mike, which Mike then when on to write scripts for.
Benjamin Wilson
>mulattos, tumblr underage-bait, feminist danger hair girls, and housewives
James had quite a selection.
Robert Thompson
some of those girls are employees at the stores he did autographs at
Colton Jones
>i invented
mikeposters claim he created the character
Dylan Cox
>I'm Danish
Sure thing, Abdul.
Wyatt Butler
Look at this pathetic shit. Can't even be bothered to learn the lines he didn't write anymore, not that I blame him
Oliver Collins
avdol*
Dylan Richardson
He seems so proud of Cinemassacre, yet he let it get gang raped by ScreenWave Inc. He totally sold his soul. I miss the mid-2000s era YouTube, when James was still relevant.
Gavin Lewis
Hunter Fisher
God, that show she was in, The Over-Analisers, where she had that shitty fake accent was fucking awful.
Joseph Nguyen
Serious question. Could James really come back as the original AVGN from the first episodes?
Jeremiah Gomez
The child is grown. The dream is gone
Lincoln James
No. Mike only live streams now so the writing would be off
Gabriel Richardson
Ultra RARE early Bootsy video.
Henry King
>mid-2000s
nigga that screencap says 2013
Ryan Hall
Easton James
Check the date on the video. It was from 2007.
Carter Hughes
Why are you people so autistic about avgn? seriously.
Jason Morales
Camden Hall
i feel bad bootsy is 5’4”
Dylan Myers
Alexander Campbell
Cooper Bell
OH SHIIIIIIEEET!
Carter Morales
Munky Cheez is still on YouTube so why post an archived page talking about "old Youtube" with a page that doesn't qualify as "old Youtube" and is still up?
Was a bit of a non-sequitur you did there.
Caleb Morgan
retard
Carter Cox
Back when James was passionate and all his videos had cool, quirky stuff like this and were constantly reinventing themselves.
Jace Collins
4'5"**
Benjamin Sanders
*sip*
those were the days...
Tyler Hernandez
Benjamin Nguyen
She looks like a female Nostalgia Critic.
Parker Price
no u.
But seriously why did they kick him then? Bootsy was becoming more popular and actually good at the games. They kicked him and deleted all the old videos with him in it. What is your explanation?
Samuel Peterson
I'm absolutely sick to death of Mike and Ryan, and I can't find any sort of intro video that introduces any of the fat fucks that keep showing up on Cinemassacre. I unsubscribed. What the fuck is going on?
Jayden Cox
Leo Scott
Bootsy did keep up a schedule and mike/Ryan didnt want to pay him for work done
William Butler
Elijah Anderson
Ryan's going to eat cinemassacre**
David Carter
But why delete the videos that they had already made? The whole bootsy beats series has been removed from the internet except like 1 or 2 episodes.
Jace Ross
How rich is James? Surely he'd have more money than your average joe. Why did he settle for this monstrosity?
Adrian Wright
Isaiah Young
based
John Rogers
how the fuck should I know about their personal relationship you wannabe tabloid vulture?
Zachary Taylor
Severe bad blood. Plus it was bootsy who is rumored to have let slip James kids arent his
Jack White
When was the last good Cinemassacre video?
Michael Bennett
They met in 2005. Prolly fell for the Love meme
Leo Reyes
So why call me retarded then? You are even more retarded yourself.
Hunter Sullivan
I miss Kyle. He was a key member of the old crew. He was Jame's room mate and did a car wash commercial with James, doing the song for it. Anyone remember that video?
Andrew Martin
earthbound
Henry Turner
Imagine dogging your friend so you can be nice to a woman who cucked you. If that's true than bootsy was being a huge bro, and had the balls to tell him.
Jaxon Morris
>Apple Cuck
FUCKING DROPPED
James Martinez
because you're making up retarded bullshit you dumb chimp.
Nathaniel Perez
he didnt do much besides record a song or two. James even wrote the lyrics.
Landon Taylor
James sounds old.
Liam Williams
>Its not true
>I said so
ok real convincing argument.
Oliver Butler
he had to dump his personal savings to finish the avgn movie because it was badly mismanaged.
Bentley Wood
Kyle was Jame's sidekick back in the early days. Mike wasn't even a presence til much later on.
Carson Jones
where did the hair go.....
Luke Edwards
If you are sick of Mike then why go on his channel?
Jayden Sanders
That video is unlisted cuz it was only for the website you dipshits
Thomas Martin
What became of kyle?
Michael Watson
did you missed the fact when he didn't knew how to record PC games so he did pic related instead?
Ethan Cruz
he has about 40 kids and lives in the woods.
Nicholas Powell
The AVGN was the death of Cinemassacre.
Wyatt Thompson
He left over loco bandito
Thomas Anderson
duh
Hudson Foster
he has kids, just like james.
Jaxson Flores
Is that true? Pretty satisfying to hear considering what he did to Tom, I hope he's doing alright.
Dylan Collins
Mike literally gave james dr jekyll and Mr hyde and made the cinemassacre youtube channel.
Nathaniel Howard
Mike fired Bootsy because Claire was having enough of Mike's shit and Mike was underpaying Bootsy for his work with Cinemassacre so Bootsy and Claire decided to meet up to bitch about Mike and they ended up fucking.
Parker Davis
he works at roosterteeth now. and tom was a lazy faggot.
Ian Nguyen
They are total Macfags.
Chase Ramirez
>nearly 40
>james sounds old
Brandon Gomez
Who is Tom and what did he do to him?
Adrian Hall
Oh yeah I should've remembered they got purchased. I miss 2006
Liam King
I just looked up that thread in the archives. I don't understand why people were being such a dick to that guy, he seemed pretty legit with those photos of the house.
Colton Nelson
If Tom had a brain he would not have done anything with craig without a contract. its the same thing as Bootsy.
Bootsy signed a contract to do bootsy beats and didnt fufill it. So he got fired. If Craig doesnt want tom around he has every right to kick him out. Because tom is stupid enough to be there in the first place without having a good contract.
Kevin Rodriguez
>he
you're still trying to force this? nobody cares.
Mason Russell
Handsome Tom, he co-founded Screwattack with Craig but Craig went behind Toms back and registered the company under his name alone. When Tom found out about it Craig gave him a choice. Get paid on performance or leave.
Christopher Ramirez
Oh shit. Those are advanced levels of JUST. He looks like he's struggling with a terminal illness.
Nathan Price
The AVGN Movie*
Dominic Baker
Doesn't make Craig less of a prick for it. I agree, working with anyone without an agreement in place is stupid but fucking over your supposed friends is a fucking scumbag move. People kill over less.
Carter Phillips
Josiah Harris
the older kid is the potato, right?
Bentley Gray
srsly why a friend would comment this on your pic?
Daniel Lopez
james cuckoldry is open knowledge, nobody cares
Kevin Rivera
Remember when video game magazines existed?
Noah Scott
nope, just special ed
Lucas Walker
Tyler Wood
So when is James going to finally admit his early 2006 videos were ripped off from Seanbaby?
Jack Cook
Jordan Sanders
Didnt this guy blow his head off after molesting a bunch of children??
Levi Cooper
who is the semen demon?
Cameron Ross
thats a doctored photo. anyone have the one that isnt a snapchat angle
Easton Russell
Seanbaby was the best.
Ian Johnson
supapixelgirl. mike chose erin over her.
Liam Evans
Sure, but my point is Bootsy and Tom were dumb to sign bad contracts.
David Rogers
>He is the Game Dude.
>He is so rude.
>He is a gamer with a bad attitude.
>He plays the games that brought mankind to shame.
>They insult the brain because they are so lame.
he always had the better intro
Jacob Young
Noah Jenkins
this one?
Charles Gray
once again mike proves himself as a retard.
Jaxson Allen
girls that use those angles are hiding something.
Levi Sanchez
"Fuck Sea Horses!"
Charles Davis
You know what... I'd still do it.
Parker Morgan
...
David Gray
So stimulating! Who watches this swill?
Grayson Harris
based
Isaac Hill
Hey, isn't that the IrateGamer? Doesn't he do minecraft puppet toy reviews now?
Blake Torres
Jonathan Miller
Case in point, though it's hilarious that you think I'm him.
Brandon Russell
tfw Mikes arms are fucking huge
Evan Butler
erin without makeup
Kevin Anderson
Haha, the little girl looks like James
Gavin Ortiz
Jackson Torres
they both look good desu
Elijah Allen
Insider tip: Kieren played both Bootay AND Kyle the ENTIRE TIME. Bootsy and Kyle never existed.
Kevin Wilson
The HOLY GRAIL!
Luis Brooks
Brody Thomas
>FUCK ARMAKE
Cameron Thomas
Yup. Plus his children are actually white.
John Fisher
hopefully we get to hear Bootsys original loco bandito theme song. I wonder if his lyrics are racist. Probably! Anyone have that clip of Bootsy saying Nigger?
Julian Brown
Gross. They look like twins.
Brandon Sanchez
I never expected to see the fucking Archfiend on Yea Forums.
Hunter Ramirez
Fucking beat it 3rd Reich Mike
Carson Nguyen
>James never mentions Seanbaby's Rest of the Crap
I guess he doesn't want everyone to know the truth.
Nicholas Sullivan
mike with makeup
Austin Edwards
"Fuck ME?! NO, FUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!"
Pure KINO
youtube.com
Hunter Myers
>Surely
Oh how naive you can get
Andrew Hill
Charles Roberts
armake was og autistic boomer doomer kino
Eli Jenkins
"The reason.... *huff* I call it *wheeze* the Nintendo Chitcoob *sniffles and coughs*.... is... *farts* IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF CHIIIIIIIET!"
Kayden Cook
Seal of quality!
Chase Smith
it makes sense...
Jayden Myers
>to see the fucking Archfiend on Yea Forums
you mean the guy who's been shitting on cinemassacre before he was cool?
Alexander Evans
You DID buy the Irate Gamer Season 1 on DVD, RIGHT Yea Forums?!
Nicholas Roberts
Archfiend hasn't talked about James in literally years. His heyday was fucking 09-10.
Isaac Torres
>FUCK NINTENDO
Connor Morris
"Pull up a seat, buddy. This ones on me!"
Lincoln Lewis
Holy shit I remember when this dude used to write for EGM and even then he sucked. Then they fired him and he was Diet Maddox in the early/mid-aughts. So that’s what happened to him?
Aiden Sullivan
reminder that irate gamer knew somebody from youtube because back in the day youtube used to promote him on the site instead of james
Easton Brooks
Tyler Morales
I'm gonna cum.
Zachary Reyes
so? you act like james is somebody well know these days. he's a fucking nobody....only Yea Forums weirdos give a shit about him. and only Yea Forums weirdos used to give a shit about archiend and asalieri
Liam Powell
Nicholas Wood
FINNA CUMOLA
Daniel Garcia
Doesnt he promote christian children toys now on QVC??
Connor Taylor
thats from the documentary where Bootsy bitches continually about working with james
Carson Lopez
where'd you get that one from?
Kayden Sanchez
Legit cutie
Samuel Foster
mike doesn't like chubby women...the fact she though he had a chance with him is hilarious
Gabriel Rodriguez
Asa was classic back in the day.
Luke Roberts
>where Bootsy bitches continually about working with james
if you "worked" with james, you would bitch too.
Cooper Green
Jaxon Martinez
some random chan site. the thread died though.
look at claire and erin. he only likes women with the bodies of 12 year old boys.
Parker Richardson
who this semen demen
Logan Adams
Cameron Miller
Daniel Richardson
tamashiihiroka
Jonathan Cooper
Suey! Suey!
Eli Roberts
Bentley Scott
Did it sell?
Parker Stewart
does it really matter? we already known douge sold all his stuff, which is million times pathetic.
Brandon Kelly
account got deleted lmao
Adrian Sanders
Yeah. I don't know the final price, though. Also sold the Klingon one I think.
Brody Anderson
also, no stomach in photo!
Landon Flores
Angel Hernandez
She has FAS eyebrows. Disgusting
Evan Ross
what the fuck is wrong with alex
Wyatt Jenkins
Ethan Murphy
Owen Wright
nah, that art only applies to jenny nicholson
Robert Turner
He does Mac for Video Production and his iTunes
Jace Baker
>Also sold the Klingon one
Cooper Morales
So did the police catch him yet?
Anthony Cruz
What a worthless faggot
Jayden Richardson
only if you were autistic about doug walker and his crew
Grayson Bailey
I found it.
Ryder Taylor
and it shows
Kevin Rogers
God I hope that's reaal
Robert Gomez
oohhh gooood for youuu
Jackson Morales
it is
Austin Parker
I pretty much am. I know way too much about Douge and his Channel Awesome/TGWTG crew.
Mason Watson
Based mike leaving a working mother in the lurch
Jose Morris
linkara shouldn't be there...turncoat bitch works for screenwave media now. betrayed his tgwtg roots
Logan Scott
Blake Rodriguez
Legit question. What happened to That SciFi Guy?
Isaiah Young
Never really followed him.
Mason Evans
Speaking of betrayal wheres spoony?
Connor Brown
he's still on the twitter.
twitter.com
was in a car accident.
Samuel Gray
To shreds you say?
Luke Perry
Year of the 'tang!
Lincoln Richardson
big dick mike
Angel Robinson
no, he's still alive. and on twitter
Nolan King
10 inches is huge not just big
Cameron White
Jayden Wright
That can't be real.
Has he ever gone into detail about an old horror flick? It could be interesting.
The problem with Monster Madness is, that he has probably gone through most of the interesting older horror movies already
Parker Parker
It's very real
Jack Perez
Sexy lady spoon
Evan Lewis
Leo Young
epic thread m'friends
Anthony Ortiz
I take it back
Joshua Jones
What's the cinematic equivalent of James Rolfe?
Levi Bennett
who the fuck are any of these people?
Michael Gonzalez
Isaac Rodriguez
Ayden Gomez
>he doesnt know ledlgendary film maker and cuck fetishist James Rolph
Embarrassing
Brandon Thomas
You know, there is a non-zero chance someone from Yea Forums will end up dating one of James' daughters once they become 18
Carson Myers
who would want to?
Andrew Morales
William Flores
i can't believe maculay culkin had a baby with james' wife, what the fuck
Adrian Gray
good erin is better than this landwhale
Anthony Butler
sup erin. have your gender confirmation surgery yet?
Xavier Myers
Pig woman
Blake Gray
t. butthurt roastie
Jeremiah Nguyen
MILK
Nicholas Ramirez
Good lord, that bottom left girl.