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Dan DeCarlo was a genius
Post mommy kino.
AHHH FUCKING ROASTIES
Does this character appear in Riverdale?
gib giant gf
please can I have mommy gf
otherwise there is no use living
big motherly boobs to comfort me with and likes watching movie with me
smol grils get bully
god I wish that were me
I need your clothes, your boots, and the name of that chick
gross
no u
>21 posts in
>No Debicki
Who the hell are these women?
My wives
I want a tall gf but I would look like a pathetic wimp so I can't.
>before I die please... take off your bra
Why do white people give their daughters human growth hormone?
april?
because it's awesome
Damn... that's a nice rack
Anyone have any more pictures of women with this size (or bigger)?
SHE'S BIGGER, SHE'S BADDER
i always thought it was a shame he didn't arm-fuck his girlfriend in his sex-tape. but this bitch could literally give birth to him
i bet her braps smell lovely
she could accidentally unbirth him if she sat on him. i'm so jealous
Jesus christ the things i would do to her post 2nd pregnancy
Holy shit, literally a towering giant to him, a colossus.
she's short though. Like 5'2", also has a twin that's a little smaller
That big must be like a fucking N cup or more.
God I wish that were me
>tfw you will never climb a hoe like you're in Shadow of the Colossus
shortest one is the only cute one
basketball trannies?
>unbirth him
mal has a twin?
Undergoddamnrated
B-based
SNU SNU NOW
yup, Val Malloy
she's gone full bbw now. look at her pornhub page. she's fucking massive
I think I woke up my roommates from how hard I just laughed
imagine if she accidentally sat on you haha
Watch Full Body Massage
Anyone can bang a good looking chick. You ever fuck a big fat pig?
I don’t even go for the good looking ones anymore. Too much disease out there.
When I look for a girl, I look for something a little more…
unique.
>walk into a bar
>and the crowd parts
>and
>there
>she
>is
>Holding up the fucking building
>Maybe 3-450lbs. Type of chick that looks like she don’t even got no legs
>Cellulite dripping off the ears, three chins in the back of her head
>And I’m standing there saying to myself, “Ya know, nobody’s ever even THOUGHT of fucking that. I bet nobody’s even talked to it. I’m gonna make her mine!”
>So I go over and I start charming her
>“How YOU doin’ Honey? Hey, guess what? I got…
>fudge. Hershey’s chocolate kisses. We’re talking Haagen Dazs, babe. Whadda you say?”
>By now she’s drooling; I know I got her
>So I wheel her back to my apartment, gotta smear butter on her hips and kick her through the door
It’s like taking a ride at wet n’ wild.
First off, when you get behind them you gotta strap yourself in—because they can throw ya.
Then you grab onto a set of tits that you don’t know where the tits begin and the belly ends, I mean it’s like one big lump of shit.
She starts swaying from side to side. The cellulite’s slapping off the walls. You’re dodging for your life.
And you just jam it in; you don’t even give a shit where it goes.
You’re like, “Honey, just jiggle for me OK?”
If you can get hard for any random sack of Crisco in a red wig, the fight was lost before any of us were born.
cringe
>jiggle
God damn that artpiece is hot.
Why are their faces red?
because the air in France is so close to the equator
the sidewalk is closer to the antarctic
whose stand up routine is this. it's pretty funny
Full English James?
Wtf
>dress grows with her
gayyyyyyyy
I hate lazyass Millennials so fucking much.
Enjoy your $7 cup of sugar, milk, and coffee tomorrow morning.
Fuck off zoomer
>defending "millennials"
yep that's reddit
Lucky fucking bastard
No argument
I cant believe that meme of a youtewber cr1tik4l or w.e thought "up your butt" line was cringy and didnt make sense. Like dude she smells a demon finger and Nero says "did you just smell that? Do you have any idea where that's been?" Its obviously a butt joke about sticking your finger up your butt. You know also since it's a demon it probably literally does smell like shit so it makes even more sense for the why shes that. Any way critical seems to always very minuscule things in his reviews and I'm shocked that he even brings these things up. Is it that he doesnt know how to review things. Dude hasn't been funny in a long time anyways also probably explains why his reviews are always shit.
>implying that will have kids
those blood look too bright