Why is she called “captain”

God, brie has a really long back
inb4 that's her butt

Man ass is quite the best.

Usually in the case of men they will say he has a "stony expression" or similar.

I want to play bongos on her ass

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Because Marvel is trademark squatting.

SHES CAPTAIN AND CHIEF OF MY PIMP SHIP FLYIN HIGHHHHH

a stripper told me i have a "mad" face.

hopefully I meet a big arsed chick to strangle me with her thighs

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I usually get told that I look like a psycho or "wow, I always thought you were an asshole."

i get told this all the time

People tell me I look sad or exhausted. I don't have the heart to tell them I am sad and exhausted, so I make jokes about it.

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when did you talk to a stripper?

about two weeks ago at a strip club. she came to our table and started asking the guys i was with if i'm always mad. they all said yes, but she claimed i just have the face.

It's ok you're just autistic

Your condition is called Resting Incel Face (RIF).

not him but it's literally as easy as being old enough to go into a strip club and having about 50$ to burn on drinks and tips. Strippers can be great conversationalists, so they could probably even get through to a sperg like you.

>not him but it's literally as easy as being old enough to go into a strip club and having about 50$ to burn on drinks and tips. Strippers can be great conversationalists, so they could probably even get through to a sperg like you.

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When do we get Captain DC?

We brought in my friend's future brother-in-law to an all nude BYOB strip club and the dude was 15 years old, pizza faced, and had braces. The bouncer just glared at us and demanded a bribe before saying he wasn't allowed to drink anything.

We got him a lap dance from a stripper who could tie her pussy lips into a knot and she rubbed her nasty ass all over his face. He said he had enough and was going to the car. For years after, he would bitch about the smell. I honestly think he has PTSD from that experience.

You'd be surprised.

are you in chicago? chicago also has that bullshit where a strip club can't serve alcohol and be all nude.

No. I believe that's a pretty common rule.

You ever been to 390?

Did this means she has penis too? And he take her pusy?

we went to a club outside of chicago and it was full bar + full nude.

no, that's pretty far from me. would it be worth the drive?

The best way to describe it is grimy as fuck, so I say yes if that's your thing.

"Pretty common" does not mean "everywhere".

wouldn't that hold for every strip club, though?

I've been to full frontal strip clubs. Pretty greasy desu, fun for mordid curiosity but not much else

i enjoyed looking at the vaginas. one of the strippers was easily one of the hottest women i've seen and had a really nice pussy, too.

I can't claim to be an expert on what's normal in strip clubs, but there is a lot of barely concealed drug dealing/use and a shitload of hood-ass black people.

oh, never mind then. i was hoping that it's far enough in the suburbs that niggers wouldn't be common there.