600 POUND LIFE THREAD #3

For how he treated them? Is this bitch serious

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>im working out my arms to keep my leg from getting worse
???

Please gain weight

Please gain weight

>He'll owe me and my mom an apology for trying to help me not fucking die

Holy shit, she is the worst.

is this 5-10 lb weights?

>owe us an apology
that hurt me

HAHAHA FUCK THIS BITCH MELTDOWN IMMANENT!

LMAO 8 pounds

>FULL FUCKING PLATE OF EGGS BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH
>IT'S JUST SO BLAND

4 LAYGZ, WE MIGHT GET 5. She lost 50 pounds at the hospital so that helped us out.

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Holy fucking trainwreck.

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>8lbs
HOLY FUCKING KEK Dr NOW FINISH HER

QUADRA LAYGZ

>8 LBS LOST
NOT GONNA MAKE IT, KINO CONFIRMED

i'm shocked

>He'll owe us an apology
>Only lost 8lb
THE ABSOLUTE MAD LASS

I stand corrected.

wait did she say lose 100 lb in two weeks?

>He'll owe us an apology
oh no no no no no

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

New to fatkino. Is this a typical episode or is it particularly horrifying/funny? I've seen some webms but it seems impossible that they can consistently find people like this.

Also, that chili was easily 1500 calories, which she probably eats the equivalent of 3 times/day

>no carbs
>cheese
>sour cream

What's with all the golems?

>so he can apologize
SHE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE

This family's fucking nasty

lmao her only weight loss came from the hospital

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE MOM OH MY GOD

btfo

A P O L O G I Z E

OH NO LOL

EIGHT POUNDS

STOP IT!!!!!

Fucking lovely.

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Oh my fucking god. The mother is turning into an old god.

This is fucked

p-pics?

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>should be below 578
OFF BY 100
"THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RIGHT"

she takes 8 pound shits

WHAT THE SHIT, MOM

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AAAAAAAAAAAHH
NURGLE TAKE ME

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

No this is an absolute train wreck of an episode

unbelievable. absolutely amazing finish to the season. I was beginning to think it was impossible

>MOTHER HAS AN INFECTION
>DAUGHTER HAS -ANOTHER- INFECTION
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

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This episode is already a classic and we still have 42 minutes left, don't expect this level of kino every single week. But even the down weeks are still comfy for fatposting. We can give you a list of fatkino essentials.

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so fat she's killing her mom too

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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>EXPOSED INTESTINES

You really don’t want to see it user

JESUS CHRIST
>I see a lot of movement in here
This is some chestburster shit WTF

what is wrong with these people? they have government health care

>Before you all's

I love to hear how Dr. Now learned English in Texas.

Holy fuck this is insane.

These beasts are nasty and rude

checked
yes this show delivers
I don't know how they do it
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
ok never mind this episode is special

I wonder what grand surprises the father has on his body.

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wouldn't thermo be checked off since ONLY 1200 CALORIES JUST ONE CHEAT DAY

...

Both have major fucking infections why? Do they not know how to clean?

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Hahahah this is turning into LUNACY

What the fuck is up with these nurggleites. This is fucking insane. I can't belive what is happening. How do you not go to the hospital with those wounds. OPEN WOUNDS.

This is amazing.

UTTERLY HOPELESS

They're both already dead aren't they

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>All I need is weightless surgery
How about you stop decomposing first

I would love to force feed this fat cunt $2,000 dollars worth of Wendy's in one day and watch it stroke out.

This show makes me appreciate my health so much

I'll probably get hammered on a half liter of gin tomorrow night but whatever

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Is this the finale? I thought there were a few more left.

BACK TO ADKINO
this is truly why im here

You have to go back to the hospital because you let yourself get so fat that you have lumps which you also let get infected.

>My moms having issues
>Shows a giant fucking infection
>Cut to the daughter
>She has another infection
>Weight gain, no real weight loss
>Hating on Dr Now
Anons we are watching CLASSIC KINO unfold.

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imagine how worse the infections are since they live around NINE DOGS

Looks like a Bloodborne boss

TERATOMA CROSSOVER

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Welp

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her post visit rants are so kino

>not decomposing is thin privilege

>ads again

this is comical

I need a webm

JUDY GREER LOOKALIKE MAH DIKK

wtf is wrong with Americans

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Good catch, I'll mark it off. Lots to keep up with this episode. Now if she attends therapy or blows it off we get another LAYGZ.

thought Dr. Now was Armenian originally

Way too much gunt.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY INFECTION

What are these body parts Christ

Don't do it, user. You're better than that.

Damn user you broke me.

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Absolute next level fat kino

Is that Judy Greer or not? I thought it was, but I wasn't paying much attention. Either way, I want Judy Greer on my dick, bros.

Are you literally just reading this thread and not watching ? Are you autistic user ?

Same here, I was getting a bit fat from eating like shit at work but I got laid off and immediately went 1500cal/day + exercise. Feeling so much better now. I don't know how these fatasses let themselves get like this.

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No way this is the last one

I can't tell what I'm looking at. Did a log of shit fuse with her skin?

>Americans pay F I F T Y fucking dollars for 25GB a month
>FIFTY DOLLARS for your fucking phone plan

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how does that even happen?

ah-bloo-bloo

What a dumb stupid fucking Pepe design
Holy moly

>having to pay for your government approved propaganda
lmao

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Reminder that thing is MOVING

>Advert for meds again
>For a SERIOUS medical issue
Holy fuck.

the tlc universe is well written

Ahem...

G U N T

I come here to laugh at stupid fat people but Christ when they get into the body horror sometimes it gets to be too much

>mother touches festering gut wound

>"I can feel... movement."

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>advertising bipolar meds
BASED america, this kino rivals the works of the ancients

Iranian.

Why didn't Now tell her to see a therapist yet? Tbqh, every person that gets that fat should be required to see a therapist if they want come there.

Their whole trailer is one big staph infection.

>side effects include: death
>side effects include: IRREVERSIBLE MUSCLE SPASMS
>Advertising it like it's candy is legal in America

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Sort of, she had a sore that feces got into since they didn't wipe her properly and it resulted in a nasty infection.

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Is that the villain from Ninja Turtles? You know, that pink one that lives in the big guy.

im so glad to have prescription ads for manic episodes

Guys, I'm feeling a bit bipolar right now, I could go for some of that medicine on in the add, what was it's name?
God I love self-diagnosing

where can i get a cute blonde hotel gf bros?

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America is a big country

so TLC is just a freakshow channel now?

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did I miss fatkino boys? I played vidya instead of hanging with you bros, I think I made an error

His name is Armenian, I think he is an Armenian from Iran.

Government health care doesn't do housecalls. They put everything off to spend all their money on food for their fatty daughter. Mom won't see a doctor until she's in sepsis and they call an ambulance.

I want doc Paradise already

I've noticed Dr. Now holds off on therapy until after the weight loss surgery, which makes sense. Don't want to devote too many resources until they prove they aren't a total fucking disaster.

On the nightly Nationwide news on the big 3 channels (CBS, NBC, ABC) they shill breast cancer medicine designed to keep people alive for maybe an extra few weeks when they are expected to live like 3 more months. It's fucking bizarre.

That doesn't even include the phone. So another 15-20 a month to LEASE. Not OWN, LEASE. So you don't even own the fucking phone.

>Ad for a show about being a fat fuck and loving it
>During the ad break for 600lbs life

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So what's the jist of My Big Fat Fabulous Life?
Is it kino?

>now
You're a decade late, my dude.

Yeah.

Just smoke weed instead.

It's been an absolute shitshow

Literally top level kino, this could dethrown the king.

4G

Usually the female patients get Lola

no its kinda gay

Just give her a carton of unfiltered Camels.

imagine you can never fap or wipe the shit out of your creases
them simultaneously you get access to as much of your favorite foods as you can eat
on top of that you have 70 iq and only pretend to understand what "calories" means

Yeah. You watching the Jazz stream right after fatkino? It's a good time.

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tune in

It helps me eat right and resist the urge to make a frozen pizza.

Let us see it!

Strange.

this show is just orwellian tier horror

You made a huge mistake. Tonight has been pure kino. The bingo has already scored Quad LAYGZ

Hell yeah.

therapy at last

look up the clip where she get btfo by a female comedian. It’s hilarious and the only kino part of the show. The rest is just her being delusional.

>the king
which episode is this

>can't fap or wipe ass
I'd literally take a knife and cut my flesh off. Fuck that shit.

What is this show?

Do you think being this fat is like being pregnant

"All I need is weight loss surgery!"

Bitch, you don't get it. The surgery is PART of losing weight, NOT EATING is the other part, the part you refuse to do.

Ripping off George Carlin: "Fat cunt don't wanna stop eating? FUCK HER."

This is "muh magic bullet" hamplanetry. She's gonna die. And that's a good thing.

LAST CHANCE!!!

>111387054
It's a hernia that has broken through the mesh used to repair it. A hernia in this case is her intestines poking through a gap in her abdominal walls, so if this went untreated, not only would the skin rip apart from no care, but her intestines would literally just fall out from a rotting hole in her skin.

Is America really the only place with medicine ads? If so then my almonds are now active.

>9 dogs
>Trailer park
>600lb
>Mother is a no energy lazy shit
>Dads literally crazy
No wonder they are all infected, disgusting animals. I hope the dogs get taken away from them.

>manually stuffing your fat rolls down your sweatpants

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>orwellian tier horror

Bud, this shit is Lovecraftian tier right now.

only america and new zealand

I like how Dr.Now helped her

it seems you've got some mental issues going on here, hold on just a minute, let me call a buddy of mine, she's a psychotherapist, we'll have her take a look at you and go from there. sound good?

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america is one of the few countries where prescription meds can be advertised

they missed out on so many of the iconic ads we grew up with, no wonder theres such a cultural disconnect

The Assanti trilogy.

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Her mom ain't fucking making it bros

>Mom is going to die during surgery
I'm not ready for this Yea Forums, hold me

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I feel so much better about my loser, dead end life holy shit

Yes you live in a captalist hellhole where your health is a business. Sorry.

>wingsofredemption the tv show

She must have had that done in Mexico on the cheap, most hernia ops are done through small incisions now, and full recovery is weeks.

barbara is a nice woman

The good doctor helps those who help themselves.

That way she "pretends" to take what the Doctor says to heart and agree to comply with him, while moaning in acknowledgement, its some of the most disgusting behaviour I have seen

>If there's one thing I've learned after 21 years, it's that you never know what's going to waddle in through that door.

>horrified by muh controlled diet while her mothers about to die

I really feel bad for moms situation. You know she has to work really fucking hard to keep her daughter even alive. The stress must be incredible

I think so. Over 60% of pharmaceutical companies spending goes into advertising btw, so next time you hear about "research funds" realize this is where it is going to.

>This is a messed up stomach!

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>Dad can't be here cause he can't drive
What is a taxi, bus, or airplane? The dad doesn't give a shit.

Pure kino

>Dr now is doing the surgery
I dont why i laughed

>Implying if she doesn't die it won't be kino
Get a backbone user, we need this.

How amazing would it be if the mother fucking died.

Also, this captcha is getting ridiculous

>worst stomach Dr.Now has ever seen.
Goodness gracious, lads. How often do you think he does non-fatty surgeries?

so these freaks let themselves be filmed cause they can not afford surgery? Are they paying for it in full?

MESSED UP STOMACH

worst the Doctor has seen
Look at her insides giving of steam

she is literally seething inside and is still holding a grudge and thinks the doctor still owes her an apology. she is the most self absorbed fat person i've ever seen.

We also have ads for medicine, but not prescription drugs. I literally cannot fathom that people in the US go to their doctor and say "yo doc i saw this ad for this drug can I get a prescription". It's absolutely retarded.

>I've never seen so bad a messed up stomach in my life

>that steam when they peel back the meat flaps
They couldn't pay me enough for that job.

Somebody has to stay home and feed the pack of hounds.

Dr Now is actually a general surgeon despite being one of the best fat people surgeons in the world

Never gonna cut me open like a fucking watermelon like these doctors do to people. Ill die of cancer in my house like God intended.

"I've never seen such a messed up stomach"

Cheap mexican operation confirmed.

holy shit! the worst HE has seen. think about that.

there's a captcha solver extension I believe

On her mother, who is a big fat infection.

>I don’t like showing vulnerability
Yeah ok

This horrible daughter has drained her mother's lifeforce so hard that she is literally dying.

>surgery kino
>messed up stomach
this episode is pure gold

Oh no.

shit just got real with barbara

>Everything that can go wrong is going wrong
based

Holy shit that hernia must weigh like 30 pound

>hernia sack

Now that's a fuckin slab of meat

Dr Now is an amazing surgeon. He deserves mad respect for being based and also incredibly skilled

holy FUCK THE SIZE OF THAT

STOP SHOWING THE STOMACH FLESH AHHHHHHHHHH

Wow they had her wide open.

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Is he gonna keep the skin?

jesus christ that's huge

That's exactly how it works.

It looks unironically satisfying. I want to take a big lump of the removed skin and huck it at a wall.

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Holy fuck, it's like Now skinned an animal in Red Dead Redemption 2 with all that meat.

wait, you can just cut off the hernia?

He can make a new leather coat out of it.

Was probably done a long time ago. My mom had a hernia surgery that has some issues like this as well, nowhere near as severe as this, but some ripping. While I worked in healthcare I saw a lot of people with mesh rips. It's a common problem because people don't take it easy

Iranians are badass motherfuckers.

WTFFFF THAT SLAB OF MEAT

>mommy can't make 1500 kcal salads for weeks

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>that hernia
good lord

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>footage of the surgery finally released

Damn

>They are going to hypotize her to stop being fat
ITS OVER. WE HAVE HIT PEAK KINO.

I'm thinking it's been so expensive to feed her, her mother went to mexico to get a cheap hernia operation, which almost killed her.

>I don't like showing vulnerability
Says one of the most fragile people on a show about fragile people

im gonna puke

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people like this were meant to die

I came for a dead fat bitch.

Now I'm afraid we'll get the wrong fat.

Gay

>it was a big mess

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do you want to see Lola or Dr Paradise for the psych evaluation?

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THE DESCRIPTION MENTIONED AN UNEXPECTED DEATH! MOM DEATH INCOMING!

>CONSIDERING
RIP

>Award winning baked potato.jpg

can this be bacon?

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paradise the based manlet

>Hygiene!
>Hi
Kino...

It's afraid

I had to tab out for a minute there, I feel like a pussy.

Why did I wait so long to start watching this show

>father doesn't really care
>Life would be better without those 2 fat bitches

Based Jerry Garcia

well we expect the mom to die, so maybe the dad dies?

she slips over onto dr paradise
sad but he knew the risks

I'm considering going the therapy. I'll prove him wrong. What a delusional cunt.

Both. Tag team therapy. Drs. Loladise.

she wants control of the fridge and is still holding a grudge to prove the Dr wrong

Will she prove him wrong, Yea Forums?

No fucking way

>I need to get back to concentrating on not losing weight
lmao

Its bait user. One of her dogs die or something dumb. Screencap this.

>that stitch phone case
why do fat bitches love disney?

A hernia like that is when the tissues of the stomach around the belly button split, and the intestines start sliding out. The "sac" is the flesh bag holding her intestines. They poked her guts back in, cut off the excess, and stitched her back up.

She ain't walking for a while, let alone wipe her daughter's ass.

"She needs to get better fast, to focus on ME".

Fuck this fat cunt x10000000000000000

4 dogs die when they are laying under Jean's bed and it collapses under her bulk.

>I'LL PROVE HIM WRONG THIS TIME

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I hope it's just the way everything was shot and she's actually more empathetic about her mother.

I'm guessing no.

That would be the most Lynchian so that was what I was thinking.

it's a two for one special, holy shit

>Dr Now doing his best to help her STILL
>Bitch still wants to make Dr Now apologize
whats wrong with women?

>jabba immediately goes back to how she needs to focus on herself after contemplating her mothers desperate situation for a couple seconds
Mom doesn't deserve this nightmare

her weight loss dreams are gonna die

Severin(?), What your skin needs :)

>heart healthy oil
>during fatkino

>corn oil commercial
God bless those corn subsidies

>Control
>at Home

Honestly these uber fat ppl need to let themselves to be confined till they loose the weight. I have seen similar in Russia with drug rehab.

He's too busy campaigning to make people install Gentoo.

of course not
she's one of the lowest effort people I've seen on this show

This episode is definitely going in the books

someone is going to die and she going to eat worse than when she had to suck dick that one time

>tampon commercial

Women are so fucking gross. Jesus christ.

Holy crap, an old Amber shot, when she could still walk.

>no one commenting on the fucking cancer-causing herbicide commercial
wtf Yea Forums

Finally bros, a bra that actually fits!

I didn't catch the start of the show

What exactly did the Dr. Now say to make her turn so hostile?

What did Jazz get as a gift boys

how many pounds of corn to make one pound of corn oil i wonder

Before the thread dies, what are the best fatkinos to watch?

I've watched Assanti Trilogy, Robert, Nicole, any other kino ones? I've also watched most of season 6 and half of season 5. I'm kind of going backwards because of torrent availability.

But I want some fat kinos.

Can't wait for Amberlynn to be on this show.

"Hello, Dr. Now."

"Amber, no no no no. Not another journal. This is not going to help you! You need to restrict your intake."

"But MUH BINGE EATING DISORDER! I CANT LIVE ON 900 CALORIES!! MUH WEIGHTLOSS PLAN!! IM TRYING!!!"

theres nothing wrong with pesticides, organic is a meme

>CARE.com
>lots of male babysitter applicants
KEK

THIS IS THE GROWTH. YOU HAVE TAKEN ME FOR GRANTED, JEAN. YOU AND I, WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER. I SHALL TAKE THE MOTHER. SHE IS TRYING TO DESTROY US. INFECT HER, JEAN. INFECT HER ON MY ORDER. DO IT, OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU.

It's magnificent

Does anyone else love using peanut oil?

Neovagina Jazz Season Finale on Tuesday...

'Control at home" = pig out on food unattended.

food comes in lootboxes now

The evolution episode. He will become ultra vigina mon

JAMES LB shot himself in the head
Penny

>DAD NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE

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>What exactly did the Dr. Now say to make her turn so hostile?
called her a liar when she talked about her normal eating habits then called the mom a liar when the mom said she prepared normal amounts of food

wonder what the surprise will be

"You need to lose weight before you get free surgery".

It's been nothing but triggered hamplanet since.

Dad's dead, or just sick of talking on the phone.

>Dad not answering the phone
Uh oh.

>Schizo dad heard they were coming home and killed himself
Wow.

she gaind 29 pounds when she was supposed to lose 50
she got pissy that he called both her and her mom a liar that she "only ate 1200 calories with just one cheat day"

Who's wiping her now if the mom is laid up?

>Father is ignoring them, probably hoping they die
Based, redpilled

Oh shit. He dead!!!???

her skin isn't looking so good.

oh shit the dad is gone!

Who paid for mommy's surgery?

DAD NOT PICKING UP>>>> ITS HIM NOOOO

it's all her fighting with him and expecting him to just give her surgery without any effort on her part

dad suicide confirmed

I WAS RIGHT

DAD DIES DAD DIES

DAD IS DED

WHO BAH STANK

>The dad died
The kinoest ending

us

Her skin looks awful. All bruised looking.

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DAD'S DEAD BOYS

>HER RINGTONE IS "IM NOT A PERFECT PERSON"
KEK

>hoobastank
>I'm not a perfect person

DAD KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HIS WIFE WAS IN SURGERY FOR 4 HOURS

BASED and METHPILLED

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LARRY DED

>dad hasnt been picking up

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"Hello, Amber, how is your diet going?"

[insert an hour of oinking about WHALMART and SHAPPIN" and HADERS.]

Fucking KINO.

Dad's not alright. Wellness checks never end well.

Don't hurt the dogs.

>please don't shoot my dog
American police everyone.

>Hoobastank ringtone
holy moly

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HE DEAD.

THE FUCKING TWISTS

dad shot himself

Oh god, LARRY NO PLEASE NOT LARRY

Schenee and Lisa for fat black woman kino

WE ARE REACHING KINO LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

what a twist

>Americans have to tell the police not to kill their dogs

i am so scared

>fat people's lives are just awful
no problems here

He has a tendency to wash his phone in the washing machine. What. The. Fuck?

>that pic
oh god why

Why is her phone so weird? Even her phone is fucking fat.

>ran out of minutes

Definitely an hero

best you can do is ask politely

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO RED

HE DED MOTHERFUCKERS

>expect the mom to die during Hernia surgery
>dad probably shot himself in the head
this episode is going in the kino book right?

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This is next level

>these two ready to die the entire episode
>it's the dad that dies
K I N O

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not our fault her dogs will be resisting arrest

WHY IS HER BODY SO PURPLE UNDER HER BED SHEET CLOTHING

RIP in piece dad

>No weapons

"Well, I'm glad dad is dead, now I can focus more on my diet."

DEAD

NOT LARRY

F U C K

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on accident, presumably. Don't think too much about it

kek

Oh fuck. This is actually sad. Larry was based.

HE ACTUALLY DIED
THE FUCKING MAD LAD

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NO
NO
HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DIED

HOLY FUCK HE BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT AND THE DOGS ATE HIM JESUS CHRIST

This became the kino of kino

F

Fucking hell lads

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HOLY SHIT HE IS THE ONE THAT DIED FIRST

Jesus lady, don't ask the cops those kind of questions.

Are the dogs okay?

Its clearly already in the Kinobook, we've had it all so far.
>Entitled bitch attacking Dr Now
>No weight loss
>Medical issues
>Weight gain
>Family member is fucked up too
>Family death

DAMN
NIGGA
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

unbelievable

rip jerry garcia

Yeah this is going down in history.

>dad is dead
ARE THE DOGS OK

R I P

Do you think the dogs ate him a bit
also F

LARRY TOOK THE BEST OPTION HE HAD BEFORE

YOU BETTER FUCKING PRESS F RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

F

He's in a better place, anons.

Away from her.

ARE THE DOGS OK

Let them feast on the dad's body, kill two birds with one stone

F

This isnt fucking fair bros. The mother has been through way too much. God why wont someone fucking help her

based schizo dad

brehs...

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o my god this is horrible

horrible

This episode has been SOMETHING lads

F

A TWIST WORTHY OF KINO

I can't believed TLC just killed this guy for ratings.

>filming the mother's breakdown
jesus tlc

this is legit sad
i feel bad for barbara

How will they ever top this?

I thought only cats eat their dead owners, dogs just die of sadness

Anyone got a pic of larry? I'm late to the kino

GUYS
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID EARLY ON
ABOUT KARMA

Dear god, this is actually depressing. Now no one is gonna install Gentoo.

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I just tuned in last 30 minutes, but I Really missed something it seems like, this bitch seems dumb

what a wreck of a life these people have jesus

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I can't believe you guys really magicked her dad to death

This is the most depressing thing ever committed to film.

For real, her husband died, her daughter is a hamplanet who destroyed her and her health. Mom is the kino member

its fucked bro

the fat bitch doesn't seem to care, I feel so sorry for the mom

They signed a release...

the absolute level of kino
i can't even

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the laughs are over boys.

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After surgery you get bruised as fuck.

Holy shit this mom crying is sad as hell.

based dr now coming in to fuck with them some more

>Returns back in 2 months
>Weight gain
>Dr Now: Did you eat your dads remains
FUCKING
SAVAGE.

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I needed this laugh

There are 9 of them
There's no way they got that much love and attention

the one guy who did nothing wrong dies while these two fat bitches are alive

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this is so horrible. i didn't want to see this. it's not funny

Actual kino episode.

Spending more tax payer money to send them home. Fuck this whole family.

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New thread when

Crocodile tears. She has no fucks to give he's dead. She should be the one being buried in a shipping container.

>Being too fat to hug your mom when your dad is dead.

Just push this bitch off a cliff.

im still laughing

this is what happens when you challenge Dr. Now

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I only heard him on the phone but he sounded like a decent guy

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Multiple deaths in one episode

barbara will be better off when the fat leech dies

He was a crazy methhead, if you think he did nothing wrong you're kidding yourself.

thank god it's all fake

Holy shit, bros. DR. NOW HAD HIM KILLED AND MADE IT LOOK NATURAL

They've earned it for this pure, unfiltered kino.

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next week fatty looks like he will make it due to his three kids

I tuned in late, what's this about Gentoo?

>doing meth is bad

Dr. Now giving the lowest effort fuck imaginable, priceless

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John Lennon dies and Yoko Ono lives, the world is a fucked up place, my friend...

we can use
at limit

we can use
at limit

we can use
at limit

>dr.now told her to lose 100 pounds
>she lost a dad
>she lost over 100 pounds

good episode overall

fucking kek

bros what if she didn't eat, she just drained his life energy all this time

>I have taken your father, and I shall do worse if you don't start shifting this weight. Do not test me.
kek

Hey Yea Forums why haven't you called your dad recently?

love that man

My dad has been dead for almost twenty years.

Because I live in his basement.

yeah she doesn't seem very broken up about it

>

called him yesterday

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Holy shit I picked a wild fucking day to pick up fatkino on a whim

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use for finale + senpai by the ton
use for finale + senpai by the ton
use for finale + senpai by the ton

When's the last time you told your dad you love him, Yea Forums?

this is by far the most depressing episode fucking hell what a mess, the mother will be dead in 6 months and the daughter within a year

Just paid his phone bill, actually.

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>BETTERHELP COMMERCIALS
Should we tell TLC about the scandals?

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D-did we just literally hear his last words over the phone Yea Forums?

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tfw mine's been dead for 15 years
:c

>Imagine barbara and jerry when their daughter was born, all the hopes and dreams they had for her, of graduating high school, prom queen, college, career, marriage, grandkids visiting for bbqs.

Instead she's a 700 lb adult freak who lies and ate her mother into the hospital with an infection from having to wipe her ass, and a father who died first from stress from trying to survive as a caretaker for a 700 lb fatty.

His life would have been 10000% better with a tranny, furry son.

At his deathbed, in 2003. When I said goodbye.

Same for my mom, in 2012.

lol

I hate my father and I wish he would die. Fucker disowned me for not getting a six figure job straight out of school. I literally got sent across the fucking continent because he felt I was a failure. Joke's on him though, I got a job immediately afterwards.

It's still all "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THIS BITCH GET A BLOOD CLOT? It wouldn't take much to kill that fat soaked tiny brain of hers.

"I never thought I'd have to go through this"

Translation: my kids were supposed to take care of me in old age, I wasn't supposed to be still wiping her ass after 30 years.

Yep, dad's death is an excuse to eat.

Let her die. She's a complete waste of energy.

thats a wrap boys

do americans really live like this?

What a fucking ride, lads.

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My 600lb life/judge dredd crossover when?

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Why is family by the ton so soulless compared to 600lb kino?

lel

it follows one family

Amazing. The only thing that bums me out is not having bloody palace. That's coming out in April. Capcom delivered.

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nice cant wait, im halfway through 1 now