Just found out I'm the ugliest guy on Yea Forums

I have fat fingers

this has to be photoshopped

>just found out I have the pinkest nips on Yea Forums

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>just found out I'm the hottest guy on Yea Forums

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I just found out I have the biggest dick on Yea Forums

What bff oes the thermometer say?

I'm 5'3 too ;_;

just found out im the realest nigga on tv

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so you're the one who makes all the manlet threads i take it

Join the club. I can squat 550

Does**

I hit that last month, good on you m8

I just found out Im the only blind guy on Yea Forums

>throw me some nipples

just found out i’m the only mixed race person on Yea Forums

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No.
I'm the guy that replies "there is literally nothing wrong with being short" guy.... because there isnt.

Smah that mufuggin (You) if u a real nia

How post pic

>tfw im actually good looking

sucks for you faggots lmao

>Just forgot I have the worst memory on Yea Forums

share

I forgot. Lol

>tfw just forgot I have the worst memory on Yea Forums

I'm the most ordinary guy on Yea Forums. I'm 5'10/178cm, white, with hazel eyes. I have a useful but not technical degree, I'm 25 with a desk job I don't really like, I drive a used car. I don't like IPAs, but I like most beer. I liked BR2049 and see both flavors of capeshit whenever they come out, but never again. My movie self inserts are Daredevil and Amos from the Expanse. I work out 1-2 times a week and know about 9 recipes. Literally none of you are as median as me. I kind of wish I had more interesting things about myself, even if they were bad

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>it's real
WHAT THE FUCK

Am I ugly, Yea Forums?

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3/10 can't tell if earlobes attach