600 POUND LIFE THREAD #2

>finally a good episode
>stream shits out for the first time in weeks

>702
Check off the LAYGZ

>Americans have to pick a 'brand' of meds and pay over the ass for it
Incredible. I hope they get UHC soon, though I also hope these whales don't get coverage, its a problem in the UK.
700+ is a no brainer, look at her.

[Heavy Breathing]
Time for the Doc!

She is fueled by nicotine and pure anger at society.

I hope she fails bros, her mentality is awful

702.4

Will this be kino levels similar to James K or Assanti?

why dont they just call this show "My 700 Lb life? Nobody is actually 600 lbs on this show anymore

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B I G S A N D Y

>20 stone
kek thats 33% of her

BIG SANDY FROM BIG SANDY

shes 50 stone

>As she sits down from seeing 702lbs the cheeseburgers are flying through her head. The sodas are dancing in front of her eyes. The cigarettes are smoking with no one to smoke them. She is contemplating her fix while figuring out how to explain her "muh situationz" to the doctor.

>MUH MOLESTATION

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I wish he had make a joke about her being Big Sandy.

roll

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Damn i went 712

SEVEN

OH

TWO

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>why do you eat all day
based

>Why do you eat all day
>Well [list of unrelated excuses]
EVERY TIME, LIKE CLOCKWORK.

>I got diddled so I became 700 pounds
Bitch stop making excuses. That molestor didn't force hundreds of thousands of calories down your throat. Fuck.

>get molested ONCE
>use I was molested as a child as your go to excuse

>stone
This is an American board

Jesus Christ, she hasn't lost a single pound yet and she's already combative with Dr. Now and refusing to listen.

UHC wont help
the US lets companies advertise on tv and exposes normally healthy people to a bunch of symptoms to make them think something is wrong
people show up to their doctor, demand the drugs, then get generic versions
pretty sure only US and NZ allow pharma companies to advertise

Woe is me

>the way she shifted when he said she has to lose weight
What did she expect? Instant surgery?

>i was abused all my childhood
>ok

ARMS
>CROSSED
EYES
>ROLLED

WEIGHT
>NOT LOST

>crosses her arms and looks furious that Dr. Now wants to actually make her work to help herself

LMAO

I had a shitty childhood, made me fat. Then I become an adult and started making choices to improve. The fuck is this fats excuse?

I mean who hasnt been molested as a child on this show

>I don't eat lunch
Bitch you lying

ALL THE PIZZA

>if I get hungry I'll have an orange
kekekkekekek

Dr. Now doesn't fuck around

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Dr now is so based

>Molestation
>Wire hangers

Its like pottery

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>one orange

>Has to suck dick once.
> Eats 550lbs worth of dicks in food to cope.
KEK

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>lying about eating habits already
They think he’s retarded

carton of eggs, loaf of bread, bag of cheese

This dumb bitch isn't willing to do shit. She will waste this whole opportunity. Look at her fucking face when looking at Dr. Now. She wants a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card. This is exactly what Now detects and denies people on.

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>an orange

Do they really expect to fool the doctor about what she eats looking the way she does?

Confirmed for not going to make it

She wants everything served to her like that never ending breakfast.

*A box of orange creamsicles

I like how she casually thinks six slices of pizza is normal

>That's a lie
basado

ORANGE
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HALF REGULAR SODA
HALF DIET

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Holy fuck why do they lie so fucking bad to Dr Now? You know for a fucking fact that shit isn't true.

God that makes me so fucking angry

>an orange
a 50 lb chocolate orange more like it

Imagine the smell

Did I miss anything good in the first 40 minutes?

People like this lie all the time. They wont even tell the truth about what they eat.

MAH LAYGZ

>its skinless so its fine
>we get half diet soda so that fine
my sides

Breaking the law of thermodynamics

MUH LAYGZ

what are you guys eating/drinking? im having sparkling water

>we get the skinless chicken

MAH LAYG

STOP INTERRUPTING HIM

AAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD THOSE LAYGS HELP ME BROS NOOOOOO!

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ONE LITTLE ORANGE

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Those lumps are the nurglings growing inside

LAAAAYG

>that leg
BARF.

>They are going to cut away her growth
What the fuck bros that growth is part of her family, they can't get away with this

is that a ball sac?

RHAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NO NO NO NO NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i can smell this through the screen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is fucking The Thing levels of body horror

>i have a growth
>literally a 30 pound tumor

>I know this is a Big Problem
4or U

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>show me the sore
youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

rooibos tea before bed

OH MY GOD

I'M GONNA FUCKING PUKE

>Dr Now will never help you set your shit straight
Why live

good lord its purple

No way shes losing 12lbs a week unless shes on a raft in the ocean

>mom

Dip tobacco

anyone have a screencap of the leg? i was alt tabbing out of factorio

we've had people on this show lose 105-11l0 lbs in 2 months, she can do it if she tries

>has to charge up the power move required to get up from the chair
based street fighter

TLC is run by Nurgle and Slaaneshi cultists

it's easy to lose a fuckton of weight as a fatty. Water retention and the fact you need like 4000 calories to maintain make it possible

here comes the water works
this bitch
I hope they lance her layg

Baja Blast
I usually drink sparkling water though

good taste user

WE ALREADY HAVE A LAYGZ!!! 45 minutes and we finished one line, Jesus Christ. We can end up with 4 separate LAYGZ if we get the following boxes, which all seem very likely so far.
>Savage (I considered it for calling them out on lying but I'm sure Dr. Now is going to say much more savage stuff this episode)
>Skipped therapy session
>Cheat day
>Tiny dog

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Okay, that tumour counts as body horror, right?

>50 POUNDS IN ONE MONTH

>Worried about her leg killing her
>Not the 700 pounds of pressure on her heart

>human body struggling that fucking hard just to exist

Jesus Christ fat people are so insane. The sheer mental effort to reduce your body to such a state of disrepair and constant discomfort is staggering.

Did you get Taco Bell to go with it?

>Dr. Now was hard on me
>The weightloss plan sounds impossible
Not going to make it.

>not needing Dr Now's help because you're not a fat worthless lump of shit

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Water, no dinner tonight I don’t feel like making it

Lmao he's a fucking world renowned expert, he didn't give you an impossible goal, you retard.

>Dr.Now was hard on me :(
>impossible goal
>those unholy laygs
Behold. FemJames. She shall rule with James as Nurgal's King and Queen of Earth.

>PREDICT WEIGHT GAIN

FATKINO
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Alright so how much weight will she gain?
Place your bets

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Papa John's and Dr. Pepper

Yea but shes obviously one of those people with a wicked bad mindset

I wish they'd call it "My 300 lb Pus Filled Leg", because that would be more accurate.

yeah but just nachos tonight

>Slaaneshi cultists

Aren't we the Slaaneshi cultists here? Reveling in the pain of others?

I know, I lost 60-70lbs in under a month and I'm not even fat. Im saying this whale aint quitting the pizza and spaghetti binges unless theres a gun to her head

60 pounds

if a tumor the size of a small child isnt body horror then I dont know what is

>Dr. Now says something savage as fuck
Already did that.
>I was molested as a child
>okay

35 pounds gained!

Christ almighty

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>More commercials
Wtf ameriburgers?

Chicken tortilla soup and sparkling water, fuck soda

50-70
mom will have no idea how it happened

YOU MOTHER FUCKER

STOP

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I'm putting all my bets on 45lb, user.

is the
>user guesses their weight to within 5lbs
only for the user that guessed it, or for everybody?

wow, thanks

What the fuck is with these makeup commercials with bald trannies? Isn't the point of makeup to make women attractive? What the fuck?

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pimple popper crossover incoming

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I predict 3lbs gain. Well, it depends on if they put her on a diet at the hospital. If they do that, I think she will lose 10 lbs and be super happy.

oh yeah you're probably right on that point

I was thinking of I am Jazz but yeah I suppose so

The bingo card is for the episode.

Damn am I glad I have a stomach of steel because I'm eating right now

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If any user makes a guess that is within 5 lbs, over or under, I mark it off. I saw somebody guess 706 and she was 702. I guessed 721.

Dr Now didn't even talk about her smoking. That's just as big a problem as her weight.

How do these people even afford to get this fat? Theyre all white trash poverty looking but do nothing but sit in bed and eat $1000's of dollars in food

looks like leftover meatloaf testicles
>dead flesh

jazz is legal now

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I love Popeye's Chicken so much you guys. HELP.

Yes. Fatties have this fairy tale belief that the surgery itself makes them lose weight, no matter what.

That's why so many of them were popping the staples of the earlier procedures, because they'd get the surgery and go right back to the way they were eating.

"B-but, the weight is supposed to magically drop off!"

They could cut their calories to TWICE what a normal person eats in a single day, and lose weight.

But they can't. Because not being a hog is HARD WORK. [insert blubbery tears]

25

what the FUG

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SHE'S BLEEDING A LOT

$100 at a Walmart in rural Texas will get you 100k Cal's of food

REVENGE OF THE LAYGZ

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I don't think he knows. Otherwise he would have brought it up.

OMFG THAT BLOOD IM GANNA BE SICK

Neetbux

they get disability checks

got a frozen pizza and im drinking some sparkling water as well :)

that's a lot of blood

OH MY FUCKING GOD

barbara just sounds like a fatname

mom and daughter on disability
thats $3200 a month
$500 a month mortgage
no other expense

Fat, poor Americans want to eat junk food, so its made nice and cheap for them.

>BLEEDING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That poor nurse

>but do nothing but sit in bed and eat $1000's of dollars in food
Yes

Is she on the rag or what?

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Holy shit all that blood just pull the fucking plug already

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Holy fucking shit

This is by far the fucking wackiest, most disgusting one yet.

well i hope you defrost it user

>blood on the floor
San Miguel Arcanjo...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

CEASE THIS

C
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this poor qt nurse

is she dying?

>nurse too QT to be associated with this hell

SHEEM LEAKY

I'm eating right now, goddammit.

>feces stuck in the fat folds in her legs

holy fuck this bitch is disgusting

>CLEAN IT, WAGIE, CLEAN IT.

Oh my god if they have to amputate this is go down as one of the best episodes ever.

I wish I had a gif of the blood wave from The Shining to post right now.

>she's not washing her every time she uses the bathroom
Jesus christ it's a miracle this fat bitch is alive.

Women don't get periods when they're this heavy.

bruh i really can't handle this one

the body horror stuff I can deal with but her leaking blood is making me feel queasy, why is that?

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MONTH AWAY FROM SHIT RELATED DEATH

K I N O

I always feel bad for the Animals sacrificed to feed their obesity.
Instead of spending thousands more in taxpayer dollars they should just cut back their disability until they lose weight.

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>THERE IS FECES ON BACK OF HER LEG

>this absolute unit dying in the hospital
She's gone, lads. RIP

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did now just say "butt seam"?

GOD STOP DESCRIBING IT

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Look at Dr.Now's eyes. Imagine what he's seen. He's seen beyond the blur. He grows tired. He grows weak. Soon they will eat him. They will gain him.

Fucking hell lads. Im not gonna make it.

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STOP THIS

STOP

Could this be Nurgle's avatar?

who pays for their stays at Dr. K?

could someone like this even survive an amputation?

the implication

I lot of people are squeamish specifically when it comes to blood. Don't worry user, it's a normal response.

Blood stream, user.

gotcha, thanks

isnt this what health insurance is for?

fuuuuck thats more money than working fulltime min wage

we do :)

Couple of weeks in the hospital, shit she's guaranteed to lose weight now.

You could tell she wanted to nope the fuck out of there. I took care of my dying mother, and watched nurses charge in to poop, pee, all kinds of nasty shit, never saw one hang back like that.

TLC.

unless her mom snuck her food

Gubmint gibs when you that beeg.

>MUH LEG PERIODS

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what would happen if one of these people had to go to jail?

GOAL: One Hundred Pound

no one is an adult mentally. you're just a child with mental armor in an old meat suit

LOST WEIGHT
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W
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They get free treatment from Dr. Now for being on the show.

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You, user. Its you.

the cameramen who had to film this...god have mercy on them

>gown still stained with blood

I hear the Chinese put people in camps to curb obesity before it even happens. I know the Japs make their companies pay fees if their employees weigh too much, you can be sure their bosses nip this in the bud.

Give it time

I dont think they'd fit through a cell door desu, those things are quite small

You know, Dr. Now should tell them that no matter how hungry they feel, they physically cannot starve at this point. So long as they drink fluids and take the occasional multivitamin they could live for months, maybe even over a year, without eating anything.
When he says "You need to lose 100lbs" he should also include that part so the fatties know damned well that hunger isn't an excuse.

made even worse by the both of these subhumans hating thin people

I was going to post this too, sounded like he said butt seam

Serious question from a brit. Is it hard to get healthy food over there? Our local shop has all you need, fruits, veg, fresh meat, low fat yogurts etc, and its just a general food store.

Is it different in America, or do these people just choose to eat burgers nonstop?

no fucking way she's sticking to a diet back home

>And I couldn't even smoke
She's not gonna make it, Jim.

This show is basically just advertising for him.

She stepped on the poor doggo

Imagine the smell

>not dumping the old dog food each day
What the fuck?

THOSE TOES NO

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One of them was posting on /pol/ a couple weeks ago. I remember he explicitly mentioned Jean as the most disgusting patient of this season.

>NINE FUCKING DOGS

how in the fuck do they afford this?

AND I COULDN'T EVEN SMOKE

>AND I COULDN'T EVEN SMOKE

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Thanks m8

That poor dog

>I couldn't even smoke
god just kill this whale.

god i hope those dogs eat them

I want there to be an outtakes episode where like, the cameraman pukes, or does stuff like that it. Or them laughing when they fall over and can't get back up

Nine dogs? What the fuck

>and I couldn't even smoke

why the fuck do you have nine dogs

NINE DOGS
who the fuck can afford all the food for her, none the less the dogs

>my exercise is feeding dogs

>9 dogs
WHAT THE FUCK

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THEY HAVE 9 (NINE) FUCKING DOGS!?

>FULLY LOADED TACO SALAD
She ain't gonna make i.

just imagine this is someone's fetish

>MOM I NEED TO PEE
>pulls down pants in bedroom

The show pays for their surgery and after care from Dr. K.

She's in the hospital for her LAIG, so it's on the taxpayer.

She has to be somewhere "comfortable" to not EAT. Just kill her.

"And I couldn't even *smoke*"

Spoiled CUNT.

NINE fucking dogs.

Please legalize euthanasia.

>9 DOGS
what the fuck how

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Were any of those dogs little? That will complete another LAYGZ.

>I'm avoiding carbs
>clearly eating potatoes

MAKE IT STOP

>handling raw meat after scraping out the shit folds

WOW DUDE

FUCKING WOW

I CAN'T DO THIS

America has more and better food than Europe across the board.

I-is this a double LAYGZ?

>Piling on sour cream and cheese
Fucking hell lady

thats like telling an addict to go cold turkey. Just isn't easy, especially for someone who clearly can’t restrain herself

we do have fruits and vegetables and what not unless you're in a food desert
it's just that shitty food is easy and relatively cheap
these people are just lazy

9 dogs with disability. Tax payer money being wisely used :)

Each one is experiencing a different level of Hell

shes gonna gain all that weight back

i thought he was talking about the infection going up her buttcrack

That's a big salad

Long time lurker of these threads, first time I decided to actually watch it. Seems I picked a great one.

How many dogs did they have before the great feast?

Based Larry

THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING CHILI

FUCK ME

It's easy. These people just eat like shit.

>that healthy food
looked like a pound of lard and a pound of minced meat

Veg is very cheap and so are staple grains and canned things. But chips and snacks are also cheap and need no preparation.

>Low fat yogurt

lol
That's not healthy user

Yeah I can't watch this.

>an entire casserole dish

>30lb bowl of processed cheese

Shes not gonna make it.

is fatkino only for one hour, or are there two episodes?

She just ate a family sized bowl of cheese and sour cream.

LOL.

Maybe they're fried?

The point is that tons of these fucking fatasses justify overeating because they felt hungry. They need to know, and be told, that they do not actually require food to survive so long as they're obese. That doesn't mean "no eating", it means "what you eat is entirely on you".

Pick one:
Fuck a smelly bed sored 600lb ham planet for an hour
or
Get sucked off by Dr.Now but you have to watch him do it and have to climax

There's a different fat show on after this one. Family by the T O N

i bought 10 bananas for $1 today

also, where are the smol doggos?
we need record laygz!

They’re 2 hours each

Ok no doubt she has a tiny dog for laygz

iwo hours

TWO FAT FUCKIN HOURS MY NIGGA

INDULGE YOUR BRAIN FLAPS

>MORE adverts for pills
>Ads for pharmaceuticals being FUCKING LEGAL

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Are you kidding? That's easy Dr. Now every day

I hear a lot of talk from progressive blue checkmarks about "food deserts". What does that actually look like in the US? Poor areas pretty much always have like a Walmart or something nearby. Is it a rural thing?

FUCK I WAS COOKING AND MISSED THE CHILI
WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE???

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Dr. Now is pure and not for sexuals

Then a new episode of "OH GOD 8000 LBS WTF"

Junk foods are just 100x easier to fix.

Would your molested lardass choose to buy fresh vegetables and meat that requires 30 minutes of prep and 10 minutes of semi careful cooking OR would they choose a pizza they can plop in the oven for 20 minutes?

There is no fucking way that she won't come back weighing more. And she will still smoke.

Oh boy what a great episode to catch with you lads.

The worst thing I ever smelled was a dead horse that was bloated in the sun. The wind shifted and it smacked me in the face, and I puked instantly. It was like being punched in the face by smell.

I can only imagine she's worse. WAY worse. They had to cut dead flesh from her LAIG. That was covered in shit.

WAY, WAY, WAY fucking worse.

are you guys using arconai tv or 123tvgo site?

Sucked off by Dr Now

CHICKEN!!!!!!

>Coming up next on TLC
>A Shitload of Big Fat Fucks

That is simply not true, and you know it. Fruit is fruit, veg is veg. But other things? Your bread has more sugar in it.
Maybe its cheaper over there than here. Junk food and processed food here is generally either roughly the same or more expensive. E.g One microwavable chicken meal is 3 quid while a pack of fillets that last multiple meals is the same price.

how are you going to know what brand of migraine medicine to buy?

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>possible side effects include death
they are good entertainment

4 servings of public school taco salad

"Food deserts" refer to inner city shitholes were grocery stores and small markets can't exist due to too much theft so everyone who lives nearby (poor nig nogs) live off fast food and gas station junk food.

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Fatty in bed, being disgusting.

Choking sound in background, wave of puke drips past lens.

*CUT*

You're phrasing this like getting sucked off by Dr. Now isn't a good thing.

123tvgo, doesnt freeze

Just a pile of shit with sour cream

You could barely see anything under the mound of cheese and sour cream the mom was plopping on

>arconai
arconai

I just want to fuck a midget once in my life. Is that too much to ask?

arconai is ahead by like 30 secs, but kinda stutters every now and again. Thats what im using.

GAINED 29 POUNDS

LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOO

Absolutely massive loaded with shredded cheese. Delivered to her laying on her back in bed.

it was taco meat, not chili
casserole dish
shredded mexican cheese
two cups of sour cream

29 pounds gained

Greek yogurt incredibly healthy, the fuck are you talking about. When people talk about yogurt they are not always talking about chocolate flavored junk shit. Dumb retard.

>GAINED 29
>"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"

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29 GAINED~!

yikes brother -HH

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She needs to shake more while she's in the waiting room. :(

I bet she's gained weight

GAINED
A
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>gained 30
Shocker

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

She had to order the BIIIIIIG salad!

Arconai usually stops working arround half way through the show
123 sometimes crashes but its fixed with F5 reload
Both are trash but use 123

i'm shocked

looked like it had potatoes in it as well

In Europe there's only one government produced medication available for each ailment.

This is why they're mind controlled.

WEIGHT
GAINED

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>GAINED
LMAO

GAINED 29

>+29
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

*heavy breathing*

>Little people is also a show
Wtf is wrong with this fucking channel? Do we as Americans just love watching fucked up people?

It was just one cheat day, doc!

We've got weight gain lads

They are real but mostly in inner cities
grocery stores become a magnet for homeless people so it's all corner stores
nobody on this show has lived in one tho

lol
Low fat = high sugar

Actually look at the sugar content dumbshit

Fuck me, how is this possible? BECAUSE YOU EAT GARBAGE AND HAVE NO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

>how's that possible?

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>How is that possible?

JUST

Are you being serious? In the UK all meds are the same, by law. Is that not the same in the US? That can't be true.

nice digits senpai

SHE- SHE CAN STILL MAKE IT

"I had one bad day"

BIG GAINS BABY HELL YEAH

>whatt?????? 1200 calories??? you just told me to stop eating carbs

This fucking bitch is insufferable

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
+29LBS

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hmmmmmmm

Modern day freak show.

BULKING

one day bro

This channel is literally the modern freakshow. Seriously and unironically.

WHY AH U BEING SO HARD ON ME

one bad day
gained 30 pounds

>I HAD A DAY

Mad at the good DR for over eating, what a cunt

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
CUT THIS BITCH
STOP ENTERTAINING HER

What do you think the commercials are for?

Bingo user here, wait until you see the card. Update coming in the next thread.

JUST ONE CHEAT DAY

That math doesn't add up.

AHAHAHAHA! I fucking love Dr. Now.

You told me two months ago you were going to change.

Actually she's so fat that she could lose weight just laying there not eating. Even just eating LESS garbage of the same kind would still result in weight loss.

incoming savage af comment from Dr. Now

>Ill get angry at the Dr for no reason

This bitch needs to die already.

Everyone is different.

Dr Now is making her cry...

I'd watch the fuck out of it

>I didn't get fat overnight
>But I gained 30 lbs with one cheat day

>9 dogs
Should we just assume one of them is tiny for LAYGZ?

Dr. Now needs to slap this porker

Give me my surgery now!

>No you don't you're both lying

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>Low fat = high sugar
Are you an idiot? The sugar content is barely anything. We must be talking about different things, or "Greek yogurt" in your country isn't the same as ours.

YOU'RE BOTH LYING

YOU DON'T PLAN ON CHANGING

Look out fellas, she's fucking motivated now!

>you're both lying
HOLY SHITTT

>"No your not, your both lying"
Fucking kek

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Holy shit kino

DR NOW GOIN THE FUCK IN

you realize you can a sweet potato just as easily as a pizza right?

is there not something within a few miles? I've never lived in a city that had an area like that. I walk 5 miles daily just for my classes. Last year I had to park far away from where I lived and carried my groceries a mile and a half after getting out. I guess without a good reason to do it people just won't. To be fair I can't really blame people for going to corner store instead of walking to a different neighborhood for groceries lol

He is destroying her holy fuck.

>Dr. Now destroying these hambeasts
Kinó

Holy shit, Now is rekking this bitch. Fuck her.

its over 9000

For selling shit, but are they seriously different? That's insane. Its flat out not legal in Europe, as meds need to be approved and shown to work.

THIS NIGGER HAS TREATED OVER 9000 FATS

YOU KNOW nothing NAPPA!

HOLY FUCKING SAVAGE

"I need to be 599 pounds"

578.

Gained back 29 pounds.

"I can't explain it" - after showing her pigging out on half a pound of cheese.

"You gained 30 lbs in one day" - BASED doctor.

She's a spoiled cunt. She doesn't want to lose weight. She's acting like she didn't do her homework, not that she's trying to save her life.

She's been pigging out, NO WAY she's doing 1200 calories a day, a normal sized person would lose weight on that. Her anger is all a show to deflect from her lying her fat massive ass off. If she put as much effort into weight loss as she does drama and lying, she'd have had the surgery already.

She's playing ALL the fatty cards on the doctor, and he's batting them back at her at 90mph.

Over 9000, fuckers!

She’s not gonna make it, how are they gonna fill the next 50 minutes

he knows

an entire sweet potato?

WHAT 9000?

BOTH
LYING

yes YES. Make her cry. Oh my god this is one of the most pleasurable thing in the world.

I love seeing people like this in pain.

Also

>Ill cut what im easting in half
>Well its gatta be more than that

Fucking kek

Is this Now's true power?

DR NOW GOING SAVAGE ON THIS FATSO
"im gonna cut it in half and hopefulyl thatll be 1200 calories"
BITCH COUNT THEM DO THE MATH FUCK
DONT JUST GUESS LMAO HOLY SHIT

WHAT 9000?!

OVER 9000 POUNDS

>ill cut it in half and hopefully that works
kek holy fuck she still cant understand now to eat fucking mountains of dairy

Even low carb books say to lay off cheese, it's the easiest way to stack up calories on low carb diets. Cheese is REALLY calorie dense.

Did Casey make it?

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this is the most savage I've seen Dr Now this season

>american "education"

those fucking fatchairs in the doctor's office

Did ANYONE expect this blame victim to lose weight?
600lb people? No, course not, they can barely function. But its not them doing the food prep, and if she ate well from the start she'd not be 600lb.

Yeah I bake sweet potatoes sometimes, super easy BUT food education and healthy eating education is nearly nonexistant in US schools

>DR NOW ISNT BEING FAIR

She's turning into an anime antagonist holy shit.

Dr. Now isn't being fair!

What a cunt.

Dr now not taking hippo shit. No way this behemoth loses 100lb

KEK

HUNNIT POUN TWO MUNT

sort of

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>IM GONNA SHOVE MY PROGRESS IN HIS FACE
my sides

OP, make a new thread. I'm waiting to post the updated LAYGZ card and it's BEAUTIFUL.

So she's gonna get back at Now like she did with granny by eating.

NEW THREAD WHERE

Holy fuck that webm, fucking dying.

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>5 min of tv interspersed with 5 min of ad
is all american tv this kino?

>antagonizing the people that try to help her
never gonna make it

>more ads
fuck you merica

She came to him with a bad attitude right off the bat and then only got worse with the second visit. Of course its going to set him off.

theyre lazy

Anyone still updating LAYGZ? I think we've actually got triple LAYGZ at this point

it's so accessible though. People talk about how great the internet is and how much info lay people have now but nobody uses it. Ignorance is an inevitability when people are left to their own devices but I don't know if I can let people get away with using that as an excuse

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>shove progress in his face
Bitch, the only thing you're shoving is a pie down your throat

K I N O
I
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yes unless you pay extra

This is how they stretch a sixty minute show to two hours.

America, fuck yeah!

Check out that chunky kid

Indeed it is

TLC and A&E are infamous for this even in the states. Cable advertising is bad but those two channels are the worst.

This is true, we should cut half the sex ed shit and teach nutrition as well.

1 mile counts as a "food desert"
you walked there with your privilege you shitlord

Dr Now has to put bitches in their place sometimes, it ain't hard being gangsta.

How much of the average Americans life is occupied solely by mindlessly watching another 5 minutes of advertisements. Another pharmacy ad. Another ad about the other freakshows on show like the circus. Probably a year at least

Seeing Dr Now go at these fatties is one of the purest things left in this world.

Also, my god do I want to fuck a midget.

Fuck it, I was waiting for a new thread but I'll post it here. QUADRUPLE LAYGZ. She lost over 50 lbs at the hospital so that helped us get one I didn't see coming. I'm pretty sure I saw the head of a little dog laying on the couch while she was feeding them. If she blows off therapy we're getting a fifth LAYGZ.

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wait, don't you fags pay for cable?
YOU PAY AND STILL GET THIS MANY ADS?

>MORE ADS
America get your shit together, HOLY FUCK

that midget finna get dabbed on

TLC is particularly bad for this because they eat up a fuck tonne of the show's running time by advertising their own shows. Half their ads are for their own channel.

Its so you can go refuel on soda during ads

Neovaginas, Seven Little Johnstons, fat fucks who can't stop eating, I love the freakshow channel!

>BIG SANDY, TEXAS
fucking lmao

he's doing pretty well, down to around 200 or so

youtube.com/watch?v=njZ3Yc4cByA

prediction:

641

...

...

why the fuck is mommy still making her food

Look at her working her butt off! It's goddamn amazing!

>FULL FUCKING PLATE OF EGGS
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR MEEEEEE
Euthanasia now

These sorts of people expect change to happen like a tv show. A 30 minute miracle is supposed to swoop in and fix all their problems.

Ive used the internet to learn how to do tons of things and people look at me like Im a genius, but all I did was watch a youtube video.

They would rather just post a funny viral video on facebook and watch the latest ad disguised as content on youtube.

It's one of the reasons cable is fucking dying. This shit is atrocious and even normalfags are aware of it.

Shes gonna make it! Arm exercises!

>He'll owe us an apology
THE ABSOLUTE BALLS ON HIS WHALE

8

EIGHT POUND WEIGHT LOSS

dr now looks down at her and says "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"

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This fat cunt doesn't want to lose weight. She's being forced to do it by her parents, probably. The dad most likely. "I'm gonna shove my success in his FACE" - they should have showed that to the doctor right after, and he should have noped out of there with a hearty "go fuck yourself", fat fucking cunt.

If you eat the right food, like vegetables, it's almost impossible to eat too much and gain weight. A cup of rice is 100 calories. 12 cups of rice is a LOT of fucking food, and it's within her diet goals.

"B-but it's BLAND".

Let this cunt die already.

Hs she even smiled once? She's had a pissy look on her face the entire fucking show.

"He owes me an apology" - FUCK THIS FUCKING FAT FUCKING CUNT.

Her goal is to make him apologize for how he treated her? He was fucking honest, probably the first time anybody has been honest with her in her entire life.

8 FUCKING POUNDS.

My sex ed was like 2 class days out of a whole semester. I wouldn't reccommend cutting sex ed, but there should be some nutrition education at schools during lunch

Ok she's gonna get destroyed
Rip her

>should be below 578
OFF BY 100
"THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY BE RIGHT"

based scale grounding these whales in reality more than 700 lbs ever could

HERE WE GO AGAIN LMAO.

...at least you didn't gain.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>a year
how much TV do you watch? I've watched about 3 hours of movies/TV this week, and about 20 minutes of ads (mostly from this). Extrapolated that isn't very much over a lifetime

I talked to a finance major about some shit I read on investopedia and she thought I was a genius. Hilarious how little it takes to become an expert relative to the average person

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I really didn't need to see either of their gunts.

christ i didnt need to see their infected guts

NEW THREAD

"Imma show him! I'm gonna be 578!"

Lost 8 pounds.

Jesus fuck, this keeps getting better and better.

That infected stomach. What the actual fuck?

this woman is next level

user

that ones been going on for years now, the dad got divorced sad story