Is this the most kino commercial ever?

Godamn I loved that Pure Moods commercial as a kid. I never knew until now that it has the theme from Twin Peaks.

to some degree yes

Yea they made them really expensive. I still buy cds now and get most of them for under $10

what are they fucking saying

The n word

>0:57
oh no...

Are any of you fucks even old enough to remember this commercial airing on TV?

You guys don’t know commercial kino.
youtu.be/ugTeOz7rsgE

WINRAR

someone say KINO?
youtube.com/watch?v=dJoo7Tgjr8U

were people actually supposed to fuck to this shit?

it all makes me sad, bros
my childhood is gone, my friends keep dying and the world only gets worse

kek, I like how no one would consider these punk bands now. even erasure is on the cd.

The world is actually only getting better.

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none of these are even punk, they're all new wave. pretty impressive lack of of self awareness on the advertisers part.

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holy shit

In what way?

>x-files theme starts playing remixed

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*steel drums start playing*
hooktube.com/watch?v=V_MUhI-0jUY

youtube.com/watch?v=brsI6z13Su8

lol i liked this one

>in 20 years the dollar has inflated nearly 200%

what the fuck

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No, it's this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fZqqRhs3E
Anyone who thinks otherwise is just plain wrong.

Extremely based

More 90’s drink kino incoming
youtube.com/watch?v=R4DBZ2TBp-w
youtube.com/watch?v=bLTNy-PbIiQ

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SEYMOUR SMOKE AND POLE POSITION BESTA COMMCERCIAL

Was this a real commercial?

you all have nothing on this
youtube.com/watch?v=c1zE5f_A5sY

Jean michel jarre on that CD. Its a buy for me.

ITT: zoomers

The GOAT commercial is disputable:
youtube.com/watch?v=f1DOuQbqKn4

That was my favorite part too. Kek. It sounds so out of place in this ad though.

based nick swardson

Jesus Christ Raimi

Incest kino

youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

youtube.com/watch?v=zo_WoDk9QtQ

Yes

At a normal store a new CD would be like 16 back then. Best Buy would sell the same CDs for about 12

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>posting the censored version
come on son
youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

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That shit had everyone bawling their fucking eyes out when it aired. God damn. Then southpark had to go and make a bunch of millenial scumbags make fun of reeves.

Fake

what part of
>Not available in stores
don't you understand you faggot zoomer

youtube.com/watch?v=JkxNLeKGr4M
TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUU

I will never ever EVER forget seeing this trailer before some movie in the theatres. I wore the Star Wars VHS's into the damn ground. Back before everyone knew about everything that was coming out because of the internet, you actually got to experience the news via trailers and commercials. I just remember freaking the fuck out and my parents being happy that I'd actually get to see them in theatre. I'll never get to experience that again, god damn. Special Edition add-ons, be damned. I miss moments like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=zDLEC_WuNKo

>it's fine that i paid three hundred percent more because i bought it from TV instead of a store
you filthy apologist

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you're all wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=btqSxlUJyxo

Wow, that extra one second makes all the difference.

>cool!

>this simplicity
>barely 3.5 decades ago
Why is this shit so comfy yet unnerving? We were in such an experimental state that there were ads promoting something as simple as fucking electricity. No comparisons, no persuasive antics, just simply "hey, electricity, you need it, we got it"

you mean where he's ripping off his fucking face? Plus the fucking mom being impaled by the monsters bloody arm while they're snacking on pizza bagels? Yes, yes it does.

>youtube.com/watch?v=VuIcT-u2Dmo
im 8 and its 11pm all over again.

>already been posted
>watch it again
>still fucking based

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WHY DON'T YOU GET A FUCKING JOB AND CALL BITCH? I'M NOT HOT I'M COMFORTABLE

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now that's a fookin throwback m8

In the most literal uses of the terms commercials have largely fallen into an abyss of postmodern degeneracy. I do not mean this in a /pol/ way. I mean that commercials have tried so many gimmicks that many lose sight of their purpose to advertise a product to people.

youtube.com/watch?v=0c4_b5PHWg8

youtu.be/bpp3ycMvQd0

youtu.be/mX2AyjVrrck

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Take me back

i'm 28.

i remember seeing the Sears AC commercial literally hundreds of times.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vYzA6sJXsvw

youtu.be/Yq8XmNGcGWU

youtu.be/sB3V0JtgH2E

youtu.be/IoEwM5Ykqmk

>I'll call now

>tfw the last conscious thought that will inevitably go through your brain before death will be some kino line from this Sears commercial.

>YOU'LL CALL NOW
THIS IS HOW DOMESTIC VIOLENCE STARTS

>Comments are disabled for this video.

>you will never have the poster

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I WANT TO GO BACK!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=GGCFEoYmgL4

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You want the D!!!???

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But user, it was fake. His face was cg'd onto somebody else.

time is a flat circle

>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.
Wow, video owner is a nigger.

youtu.be/sdnJxDmJNmA

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I don't get it what makes it so funny?

comfy ad
>We were in such an experimental state that there were ads promoting something as simple as fucking electricity. No comparisons, no persuasive antics, just simply "hey, electricity, you need it, we got it"
comfy post

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Regardless, only a couple of the songs on the cd were punk.

It's not meant to be "funny", it's a metaphor for the human condition.

Wow, I had no idea the 90s were so racist.

>"member this?" the thread
Pathetic.

Holy fucking shit this is based

i love this commercial so much. its so wholesome and refreshing. no political agenda, no irony. just a racist moon singing a catchy tune.

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loved this one

youtu.be/Rv_g23FD-oI?t=1029
this is making me horny

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>line from this Sears commercial.
not
>you were a big guy

Everyday will be another scorcher if you call tomorrow

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>just a married couple discussing purchasing an air conditioner
>nothing interesting even happens
>no reason anyone should even remember this 5 minutes after they've seen it
>by some subliminal power it has perfectly stuck in the brain of every single person who ever witnessed it

Lemme just get this out of the way
>(((stein)))
WTF POL WAS RIGHT XDD

youtube.com/watch?v=eM2m4BhBkKA

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Maybe because they spammed the fuck out of it when I was trying to watch Ed Edd n Eddy

this would be problematic by today's standards

>I don't get it
don't sweat it, kid.
maybe /reddit/ is more you're speed.

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This was my favorite of the CDs

to be fair you probably shouldn't be pouring coffee if you have parkinsons like she obviously does.

What was the last good/"real" era here with soul?

Early Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=q4ucQQvxGeg

Core Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=BrscrhNeNmk

Late Gen X: youtube.com/watch?v=fA5xkbI0dWc

Early Millennial: youtube.com/watch?v=QBEY-TWBUsU

Core Millennial: youtube.com/watch?v=0Bvg_EBpa-I

Late Millennial: youtube.com/watch?v=yqMUrb9olOM

Early Zoomer: youtube.com/watch?v=PztmAXdDC0E

Core Zoomer: youtube.com/watch?v=6d9mvz7reBg

Late Zoomer: youtube.com/watch?v=GwjgUapGwzk

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Why were the late 90s/earyl 2000's so low test?

every commercial in this collection is kino

youtu.be/Xzi9wPKRxr8

>Ahem..
youtube.com/watch?v=IrIg18Uby4E

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Good to know they're still around and overpriced as all hell

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>mfw the album is actually both comfy and based

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I saw this so many times I dream about it, it's in my bones now

The worst are the ones trying to make you laugh.

>>"I'll call today"
>>"You'll call now"
>>Hands over the telephone
>>"I"ll call now"
>>Smirks

What did they mean by this?

FIRST SHOT ACROSS THE BOW

THE FIRST TELEVISED KUCK

COMPLETELY PUSSYWHIPPED

Jan Hammer too. So based

Not sure if my interpretation is what the filmmaker intended but this is my headcannon
>husband says he'll call today
>judging from the wife's reaction, she's heard this one a time or two. her emotion and reaction on screen makes me think that maybe her husband is lazy and has a habit of putting things off.
>she tells him "you'll call now". this is her way of saying "hey, this is important! we can't put this off. we need to pick up our phone and take care of this now."
>"I'll call now". this is humerous line with a double meaning. to me, i believe the husband agrees with his wife that, in fact, this IS an important issue they need to address. Also the smirk at the end leads me to believe that his wife is always right. he knows it, and the married men in the audience knows it. brilliant way to end the commercial.

My headcannon is a little different
>wife agreed to meet up with her bull at the time of the commercial
>can't leave without husband noticing
>devise a plan to get him to waste time buying a new AC for her and Jamal to enjoy
>also conveniently have an excuse for when she comes back sweaty

youtu.be/2eGWW8KOQio

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Come back after you've watched Rick and Morty and BvS.

Yeah dude but a lot of that cost had to do with LITERALLY having no other way to listen to those songs. Lemme guess, you cant believe restaurants are more expensive than cooking at home

>im 31

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Shit i forgot about that one.

Jews. Inflation literally doesn't have to exist, but Jews decide to up costs for NO REASON which makes your dollar worth less and less.

YESTERDAY? YESTERDAY YOU SAID YOU'D GET DUBS.

it's actually an inflation of 57%.

nice math retard.

this top-down uncentred camera angle is sickening

also
>black quarterback
>sharktooth necklaces

I'll check em today

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FUCK

I know. But it was big CGI for it's time for a commercial. You also have to realize that that kind of physical therapy was merely a pipe dream at the time. We weren't even a 10th of where we are to actually achieving this kind of stuff.

I remember these as Old Home but most of the commercials you can find are Kern's. anyway, this is Mannheim Steamroller before they became Mannheim Steamroller
youtu.be/F9OCgem4a_k

i loved the pure moods commerials

here's the other brand
youtu.be/A9s-FY2ylUY

you'll check em NOW

anyone remember this bitch?
youtube.com/watch?v=_GxC4kKD9qA

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youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI

The fucking H E I G H T of PSA Kino

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This was a great ad, always made me thirsty.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-IZ9CL4phPk

Anyone remember this cereal commercial with the weird fake box, always bothered me as a young ne'er-do-well

NEW YORK CITY?!?!

so THATS where thats from.
youtube.com/watch?v=5AUUx2Hj_nw

I'll be 27 next month

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>"You'll call NOW, cuck"

Wow what a bitch

How can one man be so fucking BASED

maybe the husband is more concerned about the joint account they share that mysteriously shrinks no matter how much he alone puts into it, with mountains of receipts to JC Penney and Lazarus

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Jeeze, KFC's really catering to their demographic...

youtube.com/watch?v=qHxPjNgleCA

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DEBASED AND KUCKPILLED

NOW THIS IS HOW ITS DONE

Do fictional commercials count? Regular Show has a few that get stuck in my head at least once a week.
youtube.com/watch?v=vglP9jLfL3s
>STRONG JOHNS STRONG JOHNS YOU HAVE TO BUY STRONG JOHNS
youtube.com/watch?v=6fGVZs7vQRM
>TVS ARE TRASH AND SO ARE YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=nMwxWHaZUro

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>pure moods
*siiiip*
Yup...they don't make em like they used to

Hnnngggg.

Tell me what my dick goes thru

This one
youtu.be/fh8ylMedDMM

Why doesn't this fucking board allow sound webms? Why would ANYONE start a thread about commercials and post silent webms?

Nice

Runner up
youtu.be/XLpDiIVX0Wo

damn he was a big guy

It's literally in the description based retard
So it'd be 34.81
Also you didn't have much of an option besides buying every single CD for one song.

You know what I hate, man? When you go and see the big gold Buddha, and you pick the leaf with the virus on it.
youtube.com/watch?v=4eJZvY7CAiQ

I prefer the geico cave man commercial at the airport

>that entire scene

was it supposed to be a homage to the thing?

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H.M.S. Meow!
youtube.com/watch?v=x3vr6u9yjJY

I win!

youtube.com/watch?v=xffOCZYX6F8

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This hell ran from 1980 something to 2001. There are 20 year olds who know this commercial.

Incel Breakdown Fuel
youtu.be/Nzn2Ud8VA7Y

I haven't had a nostalgia blast this hard in years, holy fuck

Well said my fellow Redditor!

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youtube.com/watch?v=NWF2JBb1bvM

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I memba this 1

If an objective fact is reddit, what a shameful place this is.

This is the most peaceful time in recorded human history. You want to feel sorry for yourselves, do it without all the "woe is me" crap.

Oh fuck I remember seeing this commercial when I was a kid and my mom fucking rushed to the TV faster than when Itchy&Scratchy came on to turn it off.

Yet there's more crime and a higher murder rate in London or Paris today than 30 years ago. But hey, we are not invading each other countries so I guess it's ok if Western Europe just devolves into a giant Brazilian slum, it still means we are getting better!

I want that girl to beat the shit out of me

how the fuck did they expect this to sell pizza rolls

30 years. That is your total frame of mind?

Have you ever consider that the reporting and compiling of crime data is increasing, not the crime rate? But still, feel good about yourself for feeling sorry for yourself.

Ah yeah, it's only because we have better data compilation... than in the early 1990's. People like you are irredeemable, it's just self-brainwashing at this stage.

Why would it be that reporting is getting better lmao? Phones existed 50 years ago. No excuse.

No.

I've just seen how bad the world can be, outside the nursery of modern states. Suck on your pacifiers, life these days isn't that bad you babies. Outside of being shit-talked by other wannabe trolls, what adversity have you experienced in life?

Not feeling scared because a person of color enters your immediate environment. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Suck on my reddit spacing as well.

I pray this is bait, so I will treat it as such.

>those screams

>those effects

MY GOD

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Get down of your high horse you fucking retard, you people are exasperating, what do you even know. It's like talking to a brickwall, you are so dishonest and you display such a cult-like type of thinking and speaking that you make me angry. What are you even babbling, what's your point? Yeah I don't care if Africa is a shithole that can only improve because it's already at the bottom., yeah so as a whole maybe the world is improving because they were so backwards it's almost impossible to devolve more, but Western Europe is becoming a fucking shithole and it's in no way better today than just 10 years ago specifically because of social changes, so yeah "I don't feel it", you fucking reddit spacing imbecile.

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genie doesnt seem to want me to post

Already knew which one it was, saw it again and got me good once more.
Perfect pacing

Whoopty-shit, I made you angry.

I've been in a mass-casualty event, and a dozen other "lesser" events.

> what's your point?
You and all like you are nothing but man-children. Grow the fuck up, not looking for adversity against you, but all the opportunities you have not afforded to others.
> but Western Europe is becoming a fucking shithole

Compared to what period?
If I could stick a pacifier in your mouth, I would.

ANIMAL
CRACKERS
IN
MY
SOUP

Let's talk again when you stop writing like a fucking AIDS-riddled retard.

Lets talk again when you have a counter-argument beyond name calling, and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

I'll be here when you decide to grow up.

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>punk cd
> half of them are fucking soft rock songs

Fucking scammers

based

What counter-argument? Have you given a (valid) counter-argument to the point that we have a higher murder rate today in London or Paris despite "things getting better" according to you? The cost of living is higher today, it's harder to get a home, a college degree is more expensive, we might become a minority in our own countries, divorce rates are over 50% in most WE countries, censorship and mass surveillance are encroaching, and also you are more eager to be assaulted on the streets or suffer from a terrorist attack, but "we are getting better" because it's 2019 and progress is linear I guess. Alright retard I have had enough of you.

Yoooo is that the same guy who had his heart ripped out by Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber???

Did someone say, NOSTALGIA, WOOOOAAAAAAHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=v8pw3vgXs9s

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youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

Your time frame is anywhere from 10-30 years
Which tells me you have the perspective of an insect.

You might want to take a look at the extensive history of conflict in Western Europe, and realize you are bitching about criminal elements being the worst part of life.

If only there were periods in Western European history that make your hardship look like a walk in the park.

Wait there is, everything that happened before you and I were born.

You don't need my help, seems your pity-party for one is fully booked. How unfortunate for you that you live in Western Europe in such a horrible time.

youtube.com/watch?v=w24KR30nEsg

I like the one with the cg audrey hepburn

>theater full of children
>grown ass man going to watch it
>only adult there

I know a pedophile when I see one

Ringpop was invented to train children for blowjobs in hollywood.

Source: some insane guys personal website who claims he infiltrated the parallel dimension hopping pedophile ring

Yeah we live in the "end of history" and yadda yadda yadda, alright Fukuyama I really have had enough now, nothing more than because you are being dishonest. Is my criticism of how things are going in Europe RIGHT NOW illegitimate? I doubt so, I really thing that they are legitimate concerns and that many things are going for the worse but, "oh we don't have massive armed conflicts I guess that then we have to assume that everything is as good as it can be". Look, I understand your perspective, but it's ultimately out of scope, nobody wants wars, they are terrible, we get it, but using that as an argument to pretend that everything is alright is like saying that you can't complain about a painful infected wound because someone else got shot in the head.

This was in between Supermarket Sweep and Shop til you Drop on Lifetime in the afternoon. Everyday. For years. Also, during the afternoon on USA network in the 90s.

Step aside plebs
youtu.be/AvCnmoq3ELg

huh.

>HERE AND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I’ll call tomorrow.

youtu.be/HKGIrFa-rTY
>ya ever try n get ta level 10 in yer UNDERWEAR, BOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY?

>Rik Mayall
F

>I’ll call tomorrow. BITCH!
*SLAPS HER INTO THE NEXT ROOM*

Fuck yeah man. I remember this commercial from when I was like 14. I was so pumped to finally see Star Wars in theaters. I especially love the beginning of this ad.