Do you not like Captain Marvel because of the politics, or do you not like it because it's a shitty movie?

This is your brain on capeshit

I don't like it because superhero movies are for 5 year olds.
Yes, millennials count as 5 year olds.

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>trash story
>trash actress not even suited to the character
>trash writing/jokes/delivery
>trash action
>trash CGI
It was one of the worst films I've seen in the theaters in years honestly, worst previously was suicide squad

How are those toy sales holding up? You see, Rey toys and in fact all new wars toys failed. They're on sale for literally pennies on the dollar. In 2012 Stars Wars toys sold well over 3 billion. Until Nu Disney. Now they're not selling even at 3 cents. And that's what Cap'n dyke is, quite literally nu wars all over again. MCU is done.

its capeshit, the fact its political capeshit makes it even worse

no Rogue no care

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I know very little about the Captain Marvel comic books so I have no interest in the movie itself. Brie Larson's disparaging comments about men does not help either.

Shit movie, I've personally have never watched a capeshit movie besides the first avengers when it came out because my little brother really wanted to see it. How someone can be over the age of 12 and still watch these movies is beyond me.

I don't really like any Marvel films because they're all the same thing. All of the characters you're supposed to like are invincible, and the baddies are all destined to lose from the start. That's why these films are for children. They don't have a plot that involves a lot of suffering. Life is suffering, and art is supposed to capture that. These movies do nothing of the sort. You never fear for the main characters and you can pretty much guess what will happen in every single one. They're basically glorified video games. You're better off watching older Westerns.

Both.

I thought it was a middle-of-the-road Marvel film. Really don't see what the big deal is.

I like a hairy pussy every now and then.

I always thought it was going to do ok.

i havent seen it and dont care desu

neither like nor dislike it

It's a bit of both for me. If your gonna dive into the politics try to be as subtle as you can. They obviously didn't do that. Now I'm a independent that didnt vote so dont call me a Trump supporter. I dont like when someone shoves their ideas and beliefs in my face like I'm supposed to accept it without thought. Lately Hollywood been using diversity as a shield from criticism, to cover up horribly written, produced and directed movies and shows.

Superhero movies in general are gay to me. I'm a weird kind of guy. I like pussy and football, you know?

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i dont like captain marvel because she's white

I wonder if any former Buzzfeed employees started lurking Yea Forums and flooding it with this bullshit.

Both. Capeshit was garbage to begin with so it now tries to distastefully insert progressive political narrative to shut down any sort of critique against because criticizing a brain dead 3 hours long CGI showreel can now brand you as racist. Yes I hate modern liberal politics, I hate the fact that 90% of nonissue complaints come from spoiled white liberals who simply cannot understand real struggles and yes I hate the fact that social justice and PC are basically tools used to divide the country and shut down entire groups of people to stop them from criticizing the powers that be (Having an issue with immigration policies is the easiest way to simply brand you as racist and it works - talk about it with any NPCs and their eyes simply become dead as their brains shut down from your words) but don't make a mistake I hated capeshit and what it did with this board since first Avengers.

From another thread:
>Essentially: stop branding anyone who doesn’t agree with you as the Enemy.

This has become my Barometer on whether or not a film is going to be shit. If Marketing trys to turn a film against a segment of the population and use insults to sell their product, then I instantly refuse to watch or support it, because you don't sell a product with shit unless its shit.

For all the "warriors" supporting this crap publicly, only a portion of them actually pay money to support it financially.

PROTIP: One of the recent year Captain Marvel comic relaunches was cancelled BECAUSE these SJW's were sharing digital download codes, and not enough people who were praising it online were paying to support the book.

Both. But I’m really really fuckin hating it now since I’m using a fan Wikipedia to get my tv show folders looking kino with screenshots, and seeing shill ads everywhere with this smug bitch’s face pisses me off.

I loved it. She's a great character, truly what was needed to breathe some life into the franchise.

The screening I went to was imax 3d, and it was sold out. Everyone was having a great time.

Yea Forums incels truly need to lay off the conspiracy theories and lighten the fuck up.

No one believes you and you will never be a woman.

Get out of here d*sney shill it isn't working

>truly what was needed to breathe some life into the franchise.
The last movie in the franchise was Infinity War which makes you a literal retard for this comment alone.

>inb4 have sex

I wanted to see it till she had to make it all political. I dont watch anything that gets political or tries to be #woke

I don't like it because it's more alien bullshit. 1st Ironman had badass theme with terrorism. You could relate to this. Since MCU went for aliens and magic it's star wars tier shit.

neither. i haven't seen the movie (don't plan to, not into capeshit) and am not offended by brie larson's comments, although i did find them a bit myopic.

Just came back from the movie, here are my problems with Cpt Marvel
>apparently she's named after the planet Mar'Vell that's in the comics/movie? What the hell was Stan Lee thinking naming a planet Mar'Vell
>the movie tries to be funny but fails miserably mostly every time
>Brie is not a good cast, not physically fit enough and not a "badass" at all. I didnt really know her but she's basically like a non-funny, prettier picrelated
>Nick Fury was overall terrible. He spends most of the movie being somehow obsessed about petting a cat
>the cat overall was shit and completely unnecessary
>the movie is way too tame, I wish bad guys would explode from getting punched by her dynamite fists
>evolves into Superman-tier way too fast
>villains were overall shit and non-threatening
>imo fails to truely get the 90s era grunge it's trying to replicate
>Brie's green suit is absolutely terrible. One of the worst-fitted capeshit suit I've seen

Overall it's a 6/10 for me. You can tell the only reason they made this movie is to promote the next Avengers so that Capt Marvel doesn't show up out of nowhere

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I haven't seen it. I just don't like it because I've never had sex

Both. I watched it to give it an honest watch and it was boring and bland.

this is the only correct answer

Look the capeshit diaper baby is trying to communicate.

Both.
Its not that good movie but get handwaved by certain critics and good sales because its Marvel and endgame movie.
And politics, because its hamfisted and manufactured to be politcal reeling the crowd behind to make money.

I'm sorry that facts offend you. If you get upset about a movie doing well, maybe an anonymous board isn't the best place for you to frequent.

I did enjoy it, and it was sold out. All seats filled out. You would have probably seen this yourselves if you actually went to the theater, but as it stands all you don't know jack shit.

And one more thing - Brie Larsen did nothing wrong. She wanted to be reviewed by her movie's demographic, not by people who A Wrinkle in Time had nothing to do with. Don't be so sensitive.

I haven't seen it because of the politics - no idea whether it's good or not. And by politics I don't mean "pro-feminism," I mean Disney deciding that the way to increase revenue is to directly market toward political issues.

Are there any Captain Marvel toys?

I retired from Capeshit after the first Guardians. Kys. Cheers.

I don't like it because I hate women and minorities

Captain Marvel is just a shit character. Of course the movie was going to be bad.

Imagine giving birth to this piece of shit

Good post, pretty much how I felt too

>ughhh you meanie

Thats kinda good advice.

>BECAUSE these SJW's were sharing digital download codes
Wut? For real?

Really? you got lucky. The 3 viewings i was into with my alita tickets at the main time were only 6 viewer plus me. I envy you that your was full.

... at least your honest?

both and its capeshit

>>apparently she's named after the planet Mar'Vell that's in the comics/movie? What the hell was Stan Lee thinking naming a planet Mar'Vell
Disney bullshit. The planet of the Kree is named Hala. Mar'Vell was the greatest Kree warrior.

It was boring and I don't dislike the movie. I dislike the character and I dislike the actresses though.

at the very least, I wanted to fuck the shit out of this purple succubus

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Can anyone here point me to why this shill is so obvious? For how blatant it is, I don't get it.

> Disney buying their own tickets
sauce pls

>all these incels coping hard
Have sex lmao

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>Do you not like Captain Marvel because of the politics, or do you not like it because it's a shitty movie?
60/40

t. TSA AGENT

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Prettiest girl in the movie by far

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fpbp

I'm starting to be able to sense female anger through their posts. Transgender anger is similar, but noticeably different. As they are in every way I guess.

shitty movie

This one alt-righter youtube told me so it must be true

shitty movie
shitty politics
shitty actress
shitty Disney

I don't have sauce on that on me, but I do have this related sauce. The rest shouldn't be hard to find tho, it's all over the place.

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almost all the established marvel characters plots revolved around the infinity stones and thanos in some way, resolving the thanos plot is the end of a lot of character arcs that have been built over multiple movies, you may not like capeshit but its been a great innovation in cinematic storytelling
having a new character come in at the 12th hour and resolve the entire plot is incredibly bad storytelling, its more or less just 'the hand of god'
imagine if Thor had not been an established character, we get the first Thor movie instead of cap Marvel and then in endgame he is the main hero who defeats thanos, it would be the biggest flop ever and nobody would watch marvel movies anymore
the fact that its a woman (oh my god, a woman in movies?) and they leaned so hard on the political side of things is the only way it hasn't been met with huge dissatisfaction, critics can't be honest about the bad storytelling without a "sexist!" hanging over their head from then on, absolutely woeful

>>BECAUSE these SJW's were sharing digital download codesWut? For real?

aux.avclub.com/marvel-learned-the-wrong-lessons-from-the-carol-corps-1798279053

>Even a casual glance at the Carol Corps online demonstrates two things: the group isn’t a purchasing powerhouse, and it isn’t really the Carol Corps. One of the benefits of buying a Marvel monthly title is that they often come with a free digital download code for the same issue, allowing people to have both the physical and the digital copy of their purchase. Early on, it was exciting to see people offering their digital codes to others, drawing in new readers and showing that comics are for everyone. Any comics fan knows that the easiest and fastest way to convert a friend is to lend them something to read. But comics can get expensive. It’s hard to tell because no data exists to demonstrate digital code swapping, but this practice appears to be in integral part of the Carol Corps. It’s difficult to argue that the Carol Corps will be the reason that Captain Marvel can succeed as the first female-led movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe if the fan base doesn’t even show up to buy the book.

The "Carol-Corp" refers to the fan group that was vocally supporting the book but sharing digital codes.

So I haven't seen the movie:
Do they mention that Captain Marvell fights for the same people that Ronan the Accuser fights for - the villain from GotG?
Do they mention that the Kree are hated by almost every other advanced race in the universe?
Do they mention that Kree are incredibly racist - with the purebloods exiling the hybrid "pink Kree" to labor camps on barren moons?
Do they mention that race-mixing is illegal and forbidden by death on the Kree planet?
Do they mention that the Kree are a militaristic dictatorship? That infants are conscripted into their army? That following a religion other than the state enforced one is forbidden?

Why does Disney and the MCU keep presenting nationalistic, totalitarian ethnostates as utopias?

>Wut? For real?
Yes. It was well known that the tumblr Captain Marvel community was begging for the free codes included for a digital copy of the comic rather than buy it, go to a LCS, or anything else that actually used money to support the character. This forced Marvel to change policy that the digital comic code was for a random comic and not the one you bought. Meanwhile Captain Marvel rarely went a year before being canned and rebooted back to 1 because they needed the comic to drum up support for the movie which was coming.

(vol 5)
January – June 2008
(vol 6)
September 2012 – November 2013
(vol 7)
March 2014 – May 2015
(vol. 8)
January – November 2016
Mighty Captain Marvel
January 2017 – present
(vol 5): 5
(vol 6): 17
(vol 7): 15
(vol 8): 10

Compared to Ms Marvel (Danvers)
(Volume 1)
January 1977 — June 1979
(Volume 2)
March 2006 — February 2010

feepbeep

Yes. They don't sell. They're pushing Cap'n dyke and no one wants this thing.

Here's a link to support you newfriend

aux.avclub.com/marvel-learned-the-wrong-lessons-from-the-carol-corps-1798279053

>Even a casual glance at the Carol Corps online demonstrates two things: the group isn’t a purchasing powerhouse, and it isn’t really the Carol Corps. One of the benefits of buying a Marvel monthly title is that they often come with a free digital download code for the same issue, allowing people to have both the physical and the digital copy of their purchase. Early on, it was exciting to see people offering their digital codes to others, drawing in new readers and showing that comics are for everyone. Any comics fan knows that the easiest and fastest way to convert a friend is to lend them something to read. But comics can get expensive. It’s hard to tell because no data exists to demonstrate digital code swapping, but this practice appears to be in integral part of the Carol Corps. It’s difficult to argue that the Carol Corps will be the reason that Captain Marvel can succeed as the first female-led movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe if the fan base doesn’t even show up to buy the book.

What's more likely, a conspiracy involving thousands of people (if ONE leaks, can potentially ruin Disney) or people copypasting other people's review? Do you think Disney is stupid enough to pay people to write the same review over and over?

>She's a great character, truly what was needed to breathe some life into the franchise.
Sounds like talking points from an marketing team
>The screening I went to was imax 3d, and it was sold out.
why is that important to your enjoyment of the movie?
>Everyone was having a great time.
You don't know that
>incels truly need to lay off the conspiracy theories and lighten the fuck up.
Conspiracy facts and i like being grumpy
>I'm sorry that facts offend you.
You are not sorry and these are not facts.
I did enjoy it, and it was sold out. All seats filled out.
You keep saying this as if it means anything
>You would have probably seen this yourselves if you actually went to the theater
Not going to the theater and giving money to the mouse is the point here, i can watch it comfy at home with an pirated version.
>Brie Larsen did nothing wrong. She wanted to be reviewed by her movie's demographic, not by people who A Wrinkle in Time had nothing to do with. Don't be so sensitive.
Identity politics is the literal devil.
I don't stand by in the presence of evil, I'll fight it will all my heart.

Because it's a shit garbage movie.
I did want to see it do bad even more when I saw how nasty Brie is after the fact though.

90% of marvel fans were straight white males. Who they're pushing Cap'n dyke for eludes me. The vocal minority are not known for their staying and or buying power. They're just a part of the out rage virtue signaling cunts!

This, although I won't even bother pirating it.

I wanted to know how shit it is...i now regret my curiosity.
Waste of time.

I made that mistake with The Last Jedi. Disney can fuck right off.

It's a mediocre movie and I don't get what they are attempting to do by inserting this character into End Game.
They pretty much deliberately snap'd most heroes that weren't part of the original Avengers team, including big hits like Spider-man and Black Panther. Why should those guys get screwed over for the sake of recreating the original team, but this bitch gets special treatment?

I agree it's extremely outlandish in theory, or at least it seemed that way, but by now enough evidence has come out that it's the most likely option. For what's worth, I doubt disney would be in any danger either way.

>basically like a non-funny,
I think they should go with something betwen Drax and Mantis, instead of try to mock RDJ.
And end the movie like this is lame
youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE

Lol, sometimes you rerality is much weirder than fiction!

>but this bitch gets special treatment?
THE ESSENCE OF FEMINISM

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Everyone was having a great time. They laughed at the comedic scenes, clapped when Stan Lee came on, and stayed for the after credits. It was a nice atmosphere. I mentioned that it was an imax 3d screening because it's more expensive, and even it was sold out.

How weak does it make you feel that you think such a harmless movie makes you so offended?

Incels on Yea Forums are really missing a trick by willfully misunderstanding the meaning of the movie. Carol Danvers isn't supposed to represent just some girl who fights bad guys. She's supposed to represent all people who are underestimated. She's underestimated because all that people see when they look at her is a defenseless girl, when she knows she's more than that - and she can only prove that through resilience. Everyone has been underestimated at some point in their lives, which is why this message is universal.

>By placing in the bottom 5 out of 21 Marvel films?

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>I'm starting to be able to sense female anger through their posts. Transgender anger is similar, but noticeably different. As they are in every way I guess.

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The theater was 50/50 men to women when I went to see it.

Also most men don't hate women. Considering that you're on Yea Forums that may come as a shock to you.

>incel is the new faggot
Fuck you Zoomers

This is where you fail. If you saw the movie and enjoyed it, that's fine. Good for you. That isn't a fact, it's an opinion.

I'll give you one thing, though. Brie Larson was the perfect casting choice for Captain Marvel. A vapid, privileged white girl playing a badly written Mary Sue. It's like poetry.

I don't like Carol Danvers as a character.

it wasn't shitty, but wow it wasn't good. It's even worse, it's a bland movie. I blame the directors and Marvel's iron grip honestly more than Larson. Just look up some of her other acting roles, she can act and she has range.

sorta, in the movie the big "twist is that the Kree are the bad guys, so yeah they kinda do. they dont go in that much detail though

Why do people with no functioning sex organs keep telling people to have sex? It's kind of weird.

All the beloved characters will be retired and the new team is boring af. Captain Marvel was quite frankly needed.

Vision? Boring.
Spiderman? Child.
Falcon? Who?
Scarlet witch? Boring.
Guardians? Probably retiring.

Captain Marvel can actually hold her own against iron man/captain america/thor/hulk/Black widow/ hawkeye as a character. She's a lot more interesting than the new characters.

it's a shitty movie. It's tied with the first captain america for my least favorite marvel movie. Marvel has been doing great with casting, and they fucked up pretty bad in this movie.

I saw it with zero expectations, ignored the news cycle around it, and I didn't like it. It was boring to me. It was predictable. Wouldn't recommend to a friend.

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Why would it destroy disney? You people have already demonstrated that you will defend anything they do.

NOBODY LIKES FEMINISTS

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My problem is that Captain Marvel is probably the least interesting part of her own movie. It was alright to watch though.

Disliking Brie Larson or the character of Captain Marvel doesn't mean people hate women, sweetie.

Have sex.

dude you're talking to someone who couldn't get a job and got sucked into the disney blackhole because of it. Let the man have his 0.005 cents (or 1 mouse buck or whatever they're called) per post.

garbage formulaic capeshit movie done by incompetent TV directors who push hard for feminism with an insufferable shitty actress does not offend me, its the fucking hypocrisy of the people doing it and insulting the people that don't like it that offends me.
Fucking retards like you who call people incels are weak because you can't tolerate that people calling a spade a spade.
You can only insult by implying non-availability of female sex organs and that is the most vapid and stupid argument a woman can give a man, especially over the internet. I don't care what you think about my sex-life, its irrelevant.
Your interpretation of what it the movie means is also irrelevant to me, i have eyes to see myself.

That big fight scene with the old squad and Carol
>you can't see what's going on
>it was choreographed poorly
>weird jumpy editing makes it confusing
>the timing and tone of the music was bad
>they used No Doubt's Just a Girl so you can't criticise it without sounding like an incel
They must have had this planned out or something.

RATHER THANOS WIN AT THIS POINT

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If he got a job dressing up at a theme park, I'd at least have a little respect for him. Signing up to fight the culture war? Bad enough to do it for free. Taking money for it? At least actual prostitutes provide a valuable service.

I'm not defending shit, the movie is mediocre but you're delusional if you thought it would flop. It's also not a multi-country conspiracy, people are just invested into Marvel.

Yea Forums culture is just wanting everything to be a flop though, and if it isn't, it's THE SHILLS.

Just stop watching the movies and it ends with him wiping out half the universe.

It sounds like you went into the movie with the intention of disliking it (if you watched it at all), so you got what you looked for. It's easy to do that.

>RDJ was perfect for the iron man role. A vapid, abusive, reckless drunk who's only as relevant as his wallet. Perfect pitch for a privileged white boy with daddy issues.

>Chris Evans was perfect for the captain America role. A bland, brainwashed puppet. He'd only be more ideal for the role of a soldier if he was on drugs and fucking his cousin.

>Chris Hemsworth was perfect for the thor role. A one dimensional, dumb as a rock pile of muscles devoid of any depth or meaning whose only purpose is for grown men to envy and women to covet. Plot not necessary.

>Mark Ruffalo was perfect for the hulk role. He was barely in it.

Etc. Much like your little quip, all that greentext is bullshit unless I go out of my way to dislike what I'm watching. But realising how utterly retarded it would be for me to spend my free time getting angry at a movie, I instead try to watch it with an open mind.

If it wasn't a flop, why are the people defending it blatantly inflating its numbers?

I hate it because I never gave a shit about Carol and was already sick of her when the comics tried to make her their Wonder Woman.

Fuck that. Marvel has better superheroines. (Too bad most of them are stuck at Fox with X-men and FF, but....)

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>no Rogue no care
This, sugah.

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Nobody likes incels either, yet here we are.

Most of your green text is accurate. The main difference being that RDJ is a good actor. Chris Hemsworth is a pretty funny guy and worked his ass off to look good for his movie. That's called work ethic, son.

Most of the Marvel movies are fairly crap, though.

You scream butthurt bitch boy who thinks he understands movies cause he watches youtube reviews.

>>apparently she's named after the planet Mar'Vell that's in the comics/movie? What the hell was Stan Lee thinking naming a planet Mar'Vell
Could be worse. Green Lantern Corps over at DC has a squirrel-like creature named Ch'p.

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HAVE SECONDARY SCREENING

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Does someone have the image of brie reaching with her hand at the movie theater? Thanks

Been tired of the marvel/super hero movie thing since captain America(which I thought were bad btw) it’s so over done and payed out and I think most people feel the same, doesn’t help that Brie Larson played played into politics and came off as a huge cunt, she just seems like a really unlikable person. One could hope that after the next avengers movie drops Hollywood just fucks off with super hero movies for a while but we know that won’t happen

I don't like it cause of the shitty fraud and money laundering going on

I don’t watch capeshit. I don’t watch shit with niggers. And I don’t watch movies with roasties leads

If you hate Yea Forums so much could you mind fucking off to another web page?

B&RP

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People who aren't insulted generally spend three paragraphs explaining how not insulted they are.
>mfw
I hope you'll find some sex organs soon - why limit it to female? go crazy.

There's nothing wrong with not liking superhero movies. They're formulaic and quite frankly, have gotten boring. I'm comparing Captain Marvel to other capeshit movies, not to the best movies out there. In comparison to all marvel movies that I've seen in the last 2-3 years, this is the best. The last time I was this pumped for a marvel movie was after watching the winter soldier.

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I was copying the tone of the post I was responding to, so take it up with

literally this

all comic book fans hate her, and we all know that Marvel is about to show her as the deus ex machina to take down Thanos. much like how they completely changed the black panther story because "blacks aren't just savages, they are the smartest people on earth"

carol was a bitch in the comics and now her and the SJW patrol is about to swoop in and win the game

Bet your mom is proud

Have sex.

You don't know shit about me and how i like to spent my time.
>why limit it to female? go crazy
I am not a crazy homo

>In comparison to all marvel movies that I've seen in the last 2-3 years, this is the best.
LMAO IMAGINE TYPING THIS UNIRONICALLY

SHILLING NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT PLAUSIBLE

I'M FORWARDING THIS LOW EFFORT POST TO DISNEY, YOUR ACCOUNT IS GETTING DOCKED FOR THE DAY

KNOW WHICH SUPERHERO MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GETTING GOOD REVIEWS?
THE ONE STARRING THE REAL CAPTAIN MARVEL (MALE) GET DABBED ON

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You mean the one coming out on April 3rd? You haven't even watched it and I'm the shill. Lol.

Captain Marvel is fucking based. I'm going to see Shazam as well, though I'm kind of indifferent about it atm. Though I wasn't that sold on Captain Marvel either until I watched it so we'll see.

Honestly the movie itself was pretty good. The bad part was Brie Larson's acting.

Firsposbespos

EVEN THE MOST FEMINIST ALLY LEFTIEST LEFTOIDS ADMIT ITS GARBAGE

WHO ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING ANYMORE LMAO

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Both

yeah, ''proven wrong'', lmao

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ferboperbo

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It's a straight 3.5-5.5/10 movie

I don't like Marvel anymore because Disney ruined her forever
No more super women with leotards
Just bad stories now, awful artists
Comics arts without inks
It had an old meme of 2012 that showed the heroes of Marvel next to mickey, in an allusion that Marvel was going to turn into a retarded place
And it's not that this really happened?
How to like Marvel after Disney ruined it forever?
And Captain Marvel is the symbol of it

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I didn't watch it because it looked like shit, same with every single marvel and dc movie, same with Alita, same with ghostbusters 2016, same with indiana jones 4, same with your mom's porno.

and disney says it was not going to change marvel comics

Thanks for clearing up how humans beg for their own murder by requiring layers of social en-cypher-ment. I like CM because I saw it in 4DX and I didn't like it because her powers slowly ramped up like she was learning about them for the first time.

Can I see this movie if I am a 40 year old white male?

>he cherry picks garbage reviews to validate his own opinions

It's a good movie user. Your tears are delicious.

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PICK SOME YOURSELF

ALL THE SHIT REVIEWS YOU CAN EAT

>THE BEST MARVEL MOVIE!
NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST OF SHILLS HAS ATTEMPTED THIS HILARITY

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NBC/Universal would jump at a chance to destroy disney. If Disney was manipulating ticket sales and breaking laws and blah blah. Disney has big competition. We're talking comcast, someone who owns politicians. The public perception would be guided by their news sources, Disney would get fucked. They're not invincible.

user learns to Google:
>keys in "captain Marvel" and "mediocre"
>muh LOOK AT ALL REVIEWS SAYING ITS MEDIOCRE

>PROTIP: One of the recent year Captain Marvel comic relaunches was cancelled BECAUSE these SJW's were sharing digital download codes,
Top lel.
>and not enough people who were praising it online were paying to support the book.
It's the age of virtual virtue signalling.
I can go on twitter/instagram/whatever and say how much I love the woke fad of the week, I don't need to know what it is about because a quick read on the summary on wikipedia is enough. People will probably just pretend to like something they hate or that they're not interested for internet points because they don't want to look bad, but take money from their pockets to buy and spend time reading/watching/playing/doing something is completely different.

SEETHING

fpbp + Brie is a cunt

>introducing the kree
>people forgot about GotG this quickly

I saw it and didn't like it, I got a free ticket though.

>my face while watching Captain Marvel

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This. The real guage of a disney movies success is the toy sales, if the kids aren't pestering their parents for the toys the movie was a flop.

>Like you, I also like Emoji Movie

>Do you not like Captain Marvel because of the politics,
More like Breeeee Larson, but yes
>or do you not like it because it's a shitty movie?
Also yes.

Well yeah, you don't try to market your shit to Communists, they openly advocate for theft after all.

carol only exists to make best girl even better.

>Do you not like Captain Marvel because of the politics, or do you not like it because it's a shitty movie?

both

thank god i watched the camrip of this instead of paying to see it

how embarrassing if you paid to see this shit lmaoo

>uses a picture of Moonstone from Dark Avengers instead of actual Ms Marvel
kek

Reddit spacing maybe

I work at Target and when we got the toys in our planagram had us setting them on a back endcap. What that means I that it's out of sight of the main aisle and not an instant eye catching display. The amount of toys we also received was barely enough to fill half of a 3ft wide by 6ft tall space with 2 shelves and about a dozen hanging peg hooks. This display was also put up about 2 weeks prior to the movie release. But just this past weekend we put up a center aisle display that had some of the barbie style dolls. A couple dress up outfits and the tie in Marvel Legends figures. Surprise it's barely been touched. So in short, this ultra progressive movie isnt even able to sell toys in an ultra progressive company.

No.

I rarely go to theaters anymore. Too noisy, too expensive, my setup at home has better sound equalization, etc. But on International Women's Day, I decided to do my part.
I went to see a movie with a strong, female protagonist.
I went to see a movie that shows women being equal to men.
I went to see a movie that shows the power and kick-assery of females.

And I got to tell you.
HttYD: The Hidden World was better than I erxpected. The villain was a bit of a re-hash and a little bland, but it was overall an excellent ending to the story.

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>I'm a weird kind of guy. I like pussy and football, you know?

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Went in thinking it would be a onions fest but I only cringed from social justice like once or twice.

Overall it has no place in phase 3 and lacks any of the refinement that movies should have now. It feels more like a phase 1 movie more than anything.

Still can't get over how she looks like heath ledger in a wig though.

1. I read comics in the 90s. I never gave a fuck about captain marvel. It's a pretty throw away concept for a character.
2. I'm sick of the MCU, mostly because they don't make films for me or even try to appeal to me so giving them money is pretty much a bitch move.
3. I think Brie is a terrible actress and unattractive
4. The feminism is just a cherry on top.

Only cucks watch this movie.

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I remember years ago you'd be hard pressed to find star wars toys on sale. Saw them on Clearance and it looked like no one bought any. And it's literally no surprise Captain Marvel toys are eye sores. Out of all the heroines Marvel chooses a character that barely sold a few thousand issues in 12 years of nonstop relaunches.

I think it is disappointing that another WHITE female has taken yet ANOTHER role that could have gone to a WoC.

I thought it was a pretty decent movie. Well produced, plenty of funny moments and interactions. Captain Marvel herself is a very bland superhero and underwhelming for someone who literally has the name of the company. Overall it was pretty forgettable and her powers are lame. She's literally just a girl human torch but she has SUPER FIRE because it's from some space radiation.

trailer looked awful so i didnt see it.

why'd they kill her off?

Because she was a bad guy.

Damn these are some roastie posts if I've ever seen one

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I believe you do not understand
Disney missed the chance to have the original Ms Marvel on the big screen
And with Dark Avenger we will not have Moonstone either
Look at the art, it's a great suit, we never have that

>Because
>Muh, we can't show any women legs in a leotard suit

Hetero men pay to see this?

So why is everyone in the MSM just pretending she isn't a racist now?

>I don't want white men reviewing my movie
>I don't what black women reviewing my movie.

Has the double think rotted their brains?

bad for my balls maybe

based answer

Jeff Besos

Both.
Even if the main characters was a guy I'd still hate it because it looks like a very bad and boring movie.
And even if it was somehow good but still starred that manhating cunt Larsen and the plot was thinly veiled "kill all men", I'd hate it.
Everyone at Disney deserves to get fired.
Everyone who owns Disney shares deserves to lose money. Fuck the Mouse.

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heteros fall for anything

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Imagine the smell.

Imagine:

>fight takes place in a well-lit cargo bay full of Earth junk
>the Kree toss Carol around a bit
>she gets slammed into a jukebox and it turns on
>as Carol stands up, Beastie Boys' "Sure Shot" begins to play
>she pops her neck and launches to some crazy-ass Jackie Chan kung fu bullshit
>at the end of the fight she throws one of the dudes into the jukebox and smashes it, stopping the music

I mean, it wouldn't have saved the movie but everybody likes a barroom-style brawl with appropriate music playing.

cringe

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I dont like Cuntain Marvel in general. I dont care what Fungi Larson does.

t. incel

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This, Rogue, Rogue

She wasn't saying that white men couldn't review movies, only that their incorrect opinions should be disregarded in favor of a colored teenage reviewer's positive opinion.

anyone is says NPC is an absolute fucking mong. Their eyes glaze over because of how wrapped up in dumb shit you are. No one cares because life is happening around them and they aren't hiding behind the SJW / MAGA wall people put up instead of living their lives.

I did not like it's politics, so I'm not going to watch it as a movie. I don't think my life will be impoverished without yet another MCU capeshit.

I do not like it because it's whitewashed shit.

Most those characters are supporting cast even in their original movies. Of course they can't hold their own. Spider-man being a child isn't an issue. You also skipped Black Panther.

Nobody is ever going to fuck you, just give this up already
(Unless you’re getting paid, then by all means get an escort)