For fuck sake

For fuck sake

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This pizza is an abomination. Americans will deny this.

>British people thinking they know anything about food

delicious

I've seen this show a few times. Most of the restaurant owners aren't even American.

If I ever saw Gordon Ramsay on the street I'd punch him right in his gay nose and tell him to go back to Britain.

I'm an American and that pizza looks disgusting

damn shit fuck PISS ass fuck fucks suck SHIT ah damn FUCK'N ELL

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That looks like some delicious 'za.

DUDE JUST BOIL EVERYTHING LMAO

>yfw americans call this "pizza"

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im from chicago and every deep dish pizza has been a soggy bland mess

think again sweety

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BURGAH

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Give me a sliiiceee

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SEASONING
ON

dude, you need to try a fine 'go 'za.

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SALT

YEA

NY pizza is more american than Chicago pizza. Deep dish is equal to a puddle of trash

That looks good though, what's the problem? Cheese is good shit

Give me a sneeed

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No one in Chicago but tourists niggers eat and order this shit. Real Chicago pizza is thin crust.

>british people
no
>gordon
yes

>uses egg as a binder in burgers

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Thin crust is the patrician's choice. Only fatties want to eat a loaf of bread smothered in sauce and cheese

Is he just too picky Yea Forums?
It's edible and maybe not for a master chef sure but most people probably just don't give a shit

He's Welsh, therefore British, you mongoloid.

i wish i was smothered in sauce and cheese

Fuck you pseud snobs, bet you fat basement dwellers browsed /ck/ once or twice then believe yourself to actually have refined tastes even though you still eat fast food and frozen shit. That looks like a damn good pie you faggots.

If people want shit pizza they go to pizza hut.

He can be but not in this case. Under cooked, overly fluffy pizza dough is horrible.

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He is saying Gordon is the exception you giant fucking retard.

He's actually not picky really
He'll eat fucking anything as long as it is done fucking properly and doesn't come from a can

A-A-Ayy, Gowdon Ramsee is Scattish, what da hell does that limey bastid know abowt good Italian food, eh? GO TELL IT TO DA PIGEONS!

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what did he mean by this

No you wasn't you mongoloid. If you were you would've said other British people.

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I've seen this image so many times before and only just realized she's opening a bottle of ranch dressing. Please tell me Americans don't put ranch fucking dressing on pizza?!

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>If you were you would've said other British people.
>British people
>No
>Gordon
>Yes
What about this is hard for you, little guy?

I can't answer this question because whatever ranch dressing is, we don't call it that

I think people that fat literally don't even care about the taste. They just love the act of eating in itself.

Gordon Ramsay is a British person, you mongoloid.

I'm going to try making NY style pizza tomorrow I'm Swedish

>Americans will deny this.
It wasn't even finished cooking, anybody that pretends "damn now THAT'S a pizza, right fellow Americans?" is just rusing

Sweden has the best pizza

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Why wouldn't you lime your mouth before your asshole?

This. We have thrown all rules out the window. Americans are trying, but are still bound my some traditions. We on the other hand are fully free and can be completely creative and innovative

I'm American and I work in a pizza shop. It's an extremely common choice for pizzas to be made with ranch sauce rather than marinara.

>American people are retarded
No
>you are retarded
Yes

chicken, bacon & ranch is pretty kino as far as pizza choices goes - that being said, i can only eat 1 or 2 slices max because it makes me feel like a whale after

>banana pizza
fuck RIGHT off m8

my sister does that shit i can't fucking stand ranch dressing if i want something for my sandwich or salads i use Italian or Catalina

It’s just so rich I can’t stomach it

you fucking donkey

I want this pizza

o rly m8, is that a fact then. Tell me, what dish did Gordon Ramsey personally prepare for you that makes you think he is such a great cook?

absolutely SILLY thing to say

If you've never eaten his food, you're judging him solely on his presentation and reputation.

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>Halal pizza made entirety for and by Muslims
"We're just showing our creativity, it's totally not a sign that our population is being replaced ;)"

god i wish that were me.

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Pineapple is acceptable on pizza with the proper toppings. Anyone who says anything different is an edge lord.

back to /pol/, incel

Kek

Check

Well obviously yeah. That's what we all do, all the time; in lieu of first-hand experience, it's absolutely fair enough to judge somebody based on the consensus of their peers and their place within their respective industry.
>user hasn't had Gordon Ramsay cook him a meal personally
>user is aware however that Ramsay maintains a bunch of Michelin star restaurants, is overwhelmingly respected within his field and the majority of people who eat his food seem to like it
>it'd be fair for user to assume therefore, that Ramsay is a good chef

Post good pizza

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>british people are like what cartoons told me
>microwaves water

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For me, it's Me & Ed's, the best pizza in California and possibly the world.

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>finger in
>lick it
>OH FUCK ME

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looks like your olfactory will give up after the first slice

probably just taste salt for next slice

You got a license for that wojak m8?

A brit judging pizza is like an Indian judging a toilet

speak for your own fucking self
that being said you're right about thin crust, patrician's choice being barnaby's cause they throw a little cornmeal in the dough, but i'm /northshore/ so of course i'm biased for the local stuff

plenty of news articles of people being arrested for farting in the land of the free if you want to start a snippet war lado

>good pizza

So you don't? Constable's not going to like this one bit, but I don't like turning in my fellow anons for hate crimes so I'll let you off easy this time. You're welcome by the way.

sorry, didn't you arrest a kid drawing forbidden thoughts with chalk

you know what they say about assuming

Didn't hear about it. You got an American news license?

>You. Is that Ice FRESH OR FROZEN?
>F-Frozen chef
>Jesus Fucking Christ

Thou hast slay'est thyself by the feast

youtu.be/XVMxZMxkAgM?t=45

fake and gay

At the old Shakey's that used to be near me you could get shrimp on your pizza. Damn that was good every now and then.

Get on my level.

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'go 'za is fucking good m8. giordano's cheese deep dish is the goat

>pseud
Take your discord terms back to plebbit

amerilard confirmed

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>5'10" male enjoying a dominoes personal pizza

do british people really worship pizza

>2011
There’s a 75% chance that one of these people isn’t not alive anymore

YAG???

Way too much crust.

I sincerely hope you don't do this.

I want to go on a world tour of pizza

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go' 'za

>ranch dressing appetizer

>D-Discord
Yeah, trannies wouldn't call you the faggot word. Go back to know your meme poser.

At least post some pizza kino
youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

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that is so depressing

That's not the kind of pizza I eat if you know what I mean haha.

>good
>pizza

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GIVE ME AN S
>S
GIVE ME AN A
>A
GIVE ME AN L
>L
GIVE ME A T
>T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO

Do not post this ever again

there should be a montage of all the burgers he's made fun of for being too extremely tall to actually take a bite out of
it happens like every other episode then he goes and makes this fucking monolith
what's his endgame?

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>sweden
>kebab pizza

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>tfw after months finally perfected the art of home made pizza

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i swore off all calories for lent but i swear the first thing im eating when its over is a good ol chicago 'za
in fact i wouldnt even mind a hot dog

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muzzies run most scandinavian pizza shops.
its alright, better than any pizza chain.
the hard part is finding a place that makes good kebab.

>is this ice fresh?
>no it's frozen
lol :)

Now that's a 'go 'dog.

my pizza

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Dipping pizza in bleu cheese can be pretty tasty, but I fucking hate ranch on just about anything.

do people still say these things?
haven't been to chicago in 8 years, sincerely hope that shit went away

>hot dog
>put so much shit on it that you can't even taste the hot dog anymore

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Ranch on pizza is based

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Looks based. Might go get one right now.

Call it what you want. It's impossible for anything with that much cheese to taste bad.

that's a pr' 'ce o 'za

papa johns literally ships pizzas out with ranch dipping sauce

/ourguy/ didn’t have a problem

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that is a fucking carb-loaded casserole
that must taste disgusting

RUSTIC

This makes me hungry. I'm already horny and alone, I don't need yet another thing weighing me down. Why are you trying to keep me down op?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, NIGGER LOVING CUNT

>chicken, curry, peanuts, pineapple and banana
absolute kino

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but those flavors combine SO WELL together

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what's wrong with it? it seems ok

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Americans will defend hot pockets. They have no say in anything food related.

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>ja/ck/ preparing a hotdog

Now that’s a good za

Warm afternoon at the good mall tier

When I got to America for a holiday, my first take out meal was a deli chicken wrap in NY. I was ery hungry, have a slim build. I could only eat a third of the wrap becasue it was jammed with chicken and I realised why americans are fat.

No. You just put a horrible pizza over his photo. I demand to see what's behind it.

>Australian pizza
Fuck off, at best those are like limited time joke pizzas. The only difference between here and America is we usually have more toppings than just cheese or pepperoni and "pan" pizza is standard, not thin like you guys. Also I've never had pizza from a non-chain store that wasn't overpriced and bland as fuck. Dominos basically has a monopoly on pizza here.

stop that!

I find this incredibly hilarious and awful.

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>The only difference between here and America is we usually have more toppings than just cheese or pepperoni
We also have sausage and ham for toppings, sometimes a combination of those. And some people put pineapple on it with the ham.

That's pretty much the "basic" pizza options, but literally any pizza place will have way more options that that.

American Italian "cuisine"
what a fucking joke

No idea why they included those when they aren't even the same category of food. Those are little decorative bento meats, not street food. Actual Japanese street food is amazing, but they don't eat hot dogs as street food usually.

Common American toppings for pizza include: pepperoni, sausage, ham, olives, pineapple, peppers, and onion. You can walk into pretty much any pizza joint or frozen food aisle in a super market and find a pizza with those on it without having to special order anything.

I just seem to see all you guys eat is the basic stuff with actual toppings being looked down on.

America is the fucking best.

almost every non-chain pizza place I’ve been to either has nice sauce or nice crust but never both

fucking Straya pizza

2 cups of high protein flour
3/4 a cup of warm water
1 gram of yeast (quarter of a teaspoon)
2 teaspoons of salt (or to taste)
1 and a half teaspoons of sugar (or to taste)
1 tablespoon of olive oil
4 drops of vanilla essence (8 if imitation)

mix all dry contents together in first cup of flour, add to warm water until it makes a thick batter, then add vanilla essence and olive oil before last cup of flour

sorry we don't like muslim dick on pizza we're not as adventurous as you

also we have, very commonly, spinach, tomatoes (diced and quartered varieties), bacon, and chicken. I usually get a chicken spinach at pizza hut. Faggot.

best rapper is white
best golfer is black
worst chef is still British

Yeah it's fucked. Plus you're paying $20+ for the privilege when you can grab 2 pizzas from dominos for under $15 and know you're gonna get decent quality everytime.

I eat dominos twice a year: when they have a 50% off sale. I try every fucking sauce/topping/crust variation of smalls for like $25 and eat like a king for 3 days sampling dishes.

Fuck you guys are touchy about your national dish, ease up lad.

Nothing wrong with that

this is actually great

go za 4 lyfe

We have gyro pizza too

>mfw the pizza witch scares me out of me kitchen

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Finding a place that does proper wood fire pizzas is the best.

Finland (Oulu region specifically) puts fucking mayonnaise on pizza.

Crust looks good, but soggy dough and cheese overload in the middle makes me want to gag.

Do they cover everything in garlic butter industrial solvent there? They do that here and it's atrocious.

Americans take pride in this kind of shit and call it 'deep dish' pizza

Or you can go and get 2 frozen pizzas for $5, and while your at it buy some other things, still coming out under whatever you'd pay for pizza from some fastfood joint. There isn't much quality difference between a frozen pizza and some cheap fast food pizza tbqh.

for me its totino's party pizza

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Deep dish! Of course! A pizza that is practically just bread.

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>May I have some more water with my pizza please?

I get that shit for 98c at winco best drunk food

>cheese on bread
>considered a restaurant dish
>american cuisine

at least burgers put cheese on their bread, brits literally invented the toast sandwich because their cuisine is so poor

>the kind used in car factories
car factories use blue-steel pizza pans? what? This kind of shit so stupid. It's just a sad attempt to make something not regional, regional.

I'm a fan of Digiorno pizza dipping strips. I love some creamy garlic sauce.

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I mean that's the thin crust and the dough is raw in the center, otherwise it would be fine. The food not actually being cooked is a pretty reasonable thing to chimp out about.

Shit like that is a meme from when there were fucking rations during the war

where the FRICK do you buy these at?

A PIZZAH TO DIE FOR

this chart was created by an artist practicing their food. it's not a real chart for discerning the location of the dog, even though some of them are accurate to the region. there pizza and pasta one as well.

>using more bread to make a bread sandwich when the bread itself is also rationed

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>pie

Why do they do this?

How could you miss his point so completely? Nigga you dumb as hell

Why 'muricans can't eat this as a normal dish from a plate and need to put everything on a bread and shove it into their mouth with hands.

Looks pretty good. Idk what that guys problem is.

Shoprite

God she cute

Why americans such plebs?

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What?

I absolutely do

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I bought a machine to make them
It's called the Pizzaz Pizza Maker
At one pizza for ,98c I can eat three pizzas a day every day for a month for only $81

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i mean if you stuck it in your mouth and chewed on it you'd get a dopamine hit from the sheer amount of glucose you're receiving but that doesn't make it good

*gets confused with that other country that has actual good pizza*

why not just use the oven

you can't get high from putting sugar in your mouth you silly bitch
not to mention that it's mostly cheese with no glucose in it.

Funny how he always bitched about food you can't fit in your mouth properly yet this abomination is his idea of the 'perfect' burger
Ramsay is my favourite hypocrite of all time

Goddamnit, I want pizza now.

French will defend eating literal garden snails, fuck off back to yuropoor insect-eating land, faggot, never post on this forum again.

Denver is kino

Idaho is heresy tier

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sometimes I do

I browse /ck/ once in a while. As if they have any taste at all. They're still fast food idiots.

I literally take all the cheese off my pizza or else I can’t eat it. Cheese is gross.

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

The oven uses far more energy and takes longer

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Looks like shit.

No. When you go to a restaurant “edible” isn’t — and shouldn’t be — good enough. You’re paying good money for that food, it’d better be way better than what you could do at home with minimal effort.

i'm concerned that this actually makes sense to me.
ever tried pic related? I think it's probably cheaper.

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totino's shouldn't legally be considered food but it's good as fuck
here's to the remaining 5 years of your life user

I haven't tried that but you can throw anything on this thing

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Because it’s the only way they can justify their Chicago abominations being called pizza.

Ewwww. Those fabricated sausages.

haven't you ever noticed that on any given weekday half of the customers in a burger or pizza place are construction workers that are basically a captive audience

>all these people shitting on American pizza have not had a NYC slice
Pathetic

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what's the thing in the middle

The only people who eat fast food regularly here are teenagers.

is this continental europe

no, this is patrick.

I don't care though is the thing. Sure it's an abomination but my fat American ass is gonna eat it and enjoy it.

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Northern Europe.

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a dog similar to the carolina dog is fucking amazing. slaw on a dog is criminally underrated

They come from some sort of drive a cheerleading group does.

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That's not a stuffed crust?

chaos and despair for the majority of mankind

Pineapple and jalapeno, boys.
Try it.
Thank me later.

Memphis dog sounds pretty good.

I mean, kebab pizza isn't even that strange (you can even find it Italy). Especially not when compared to some of the other monstrosities Swedes have created.

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>Welsh
He is Scottish you retard. Can't you even do a simple Google search?

It's very common. Shouldn't come as a surprise to you that America is the land of obesity, sweeteners and extra salt.

If you want a laugh go check out what the average American puts on their salad. They think it's healthy.

I think I just found the only other user that owns a Pizzazz besides me.

wrong and wrong

>all these faggots shitting on America
>here I am lamenting the fact that I don't have the resources or connections to move to America and become a citizen
God I wish I were American.
Kinda pissed how many of your countrymen don't appreciate what they have.

pizza crust dipped in ranch is good

not as good as in roasted garlic mayo but still tasty

There's good things about America and there's bad things about America. American food culture is a bit of both. There's good food in America, and there's also loads of terrible food in America.

At least you have your foreskin bro

Nope, in Pakistan and pious Muslim.

That is not deep dish

Nah, parents got me mutilated. Not even jewish. From NZ.

Based

the cowboy burger he complained about is literally bigger than this though, even the patty without anything else was about the widest a jaw could fit.

>there are people on /ck/ who never ate a Flammkuchen before
i pity your lives

>whatever ranch dressing is, we don't call it that
American here: yes we do call it that, and yes some of us do dip our pizza in it, though it's not that common. It's very tasty. Not really my preference, but I do it from time to time.

>I have never tried pineapple on pizza

Either that or you have a problem that the majority of people don't have. Hating on pineapple is a meme that people blindly accept without even trying it when it's all about your personal tastes. I personally never understood that shit, I like pineapple in certain pizzas and never once did this meme cross my mind about it being end of the world. It's ridiculous and I lost a bit of respect for Ramsay when he jumped on the meme train too.

I fucking unironically hate this
>woah dude haha isn't it great that there's this stringy shit everywhere that causes the pizza to fucking disintegrate and become impossible to separate properly and shrivels up into oil balls later
>that's the best way to eat pizza!

This Pizza is gross.
t. American

Is it true that all pizzas should be is the base, tomato, cheese and basil and that toppings are for faggots?

You're supposed to use Bearnaise sås.

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Why are Yuros so obsessed with mayonnaise?

That's garlic sauce

Ranch dressing is good on the tasteless, reheated pizza slice you buy from some dirty street vendor while piss-drunk at 3 in the morning.
If you put dressing on a pizza you actually want to enjoy then you're a sub-human

>sees garlic sauce
>thinks it's mayonnaise
Why are Americans so obsessed with mayonnaise?

i'd eat it no homo

>Americans are literally incapable of even drinking water, the most basic human need

Pretty sure that would be breathing.

>Americans are literally incapable of breathing

I wonder how Ramsay would like this pizza.

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it's real

is this african fetus pizza?

nice ‘za and nice dubs

manlets btfo

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That looks fucking good. It might have something to do with the fact that i'm obese but man that's one of the best pizzas i've ever seen.

made with american 'cheese' slices

>eating pizza thats not covered in anchovies

why would you do it?

This doesn't even look edible.

looks like youd only need one slice to fill you up.

Here, Ramsay, try this.

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>tfw no banana curry pizza

That's not pizza, it's lasagna.

if you could eat all the ingredients then shit out a pizza this is what it would look like.

nutella

it's good

try it you stupid fag

thats what they want you to think.

do americans really

>calling people fat while defending that thing

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This vid got me hiccups from laughing so much at the comments.
A hue vid with all english comments.

>no italy
That's it I'm fucking done with you MONGRELS ruining GOOD FOOD you goddamn MONKEYS STOP RAPING OUR RECIPES

>sudden urge for dry heaving

GOAT hangover / drunk food
t. Finn

he's using a "stop sign" to pick the pizza from the oven. I hate this country

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Looks like when I left a paper bag on the stove top once.

youtube.com/watch?v=WcScZc4oBFk
this episode is probably far and away better than Amy's, I know the son is a complete basedboy but it's hard not to feel bad for him, his parents fucked him royally

>no Italy on the list
>in fact, no decent food nations except for mid-tier Japan and Russia
>America gets six entries
The nukes were applied to the wrong country.

>Ewwww. Those fabricated sausages.

Looks like someone doesn't understand how sausages work.

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Yeah, Britain is still hanging on like a fuckin dag.
How'd this end up? That woman and her husband or whatever seemed insufferable.

He's right though, it's a sausage with all the disgusting meat products packed into it. People in America don't know what real pork sausages are.

Every fucking detail in this video is just so wrong

>How'd this end up?
You should watch the whole thing, it's pretty damn fun
youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTPfb-3A6k
youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-I0z8J_nM

To add to that the chef (the one who made the good burger) actually decided to fuck off due the owners insufferability.
Since then
IT FUCKING CLOSED
realitytvrevisited.com/2011/11/us-season-5-burger-kitchen.html

Give me a sneeeed

Pizza is the CHAD food of choice.

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closed, son cut off all contact with his parents
>Chef David rightfully getting his $1,000 check
he protec, he attac but most importantly

he prozac

This whole episode was fucked up
>father who's also the son of a criminal and stole his son inheritance
>mother who's a crazy prozac addict in denial
>beta cuck son with a fedora hiding his baldness
>crazy overprotective girlfriend
What a shitshow, thankfully we had
>based Chef David and his redemption burger

why is gordonkino so comfy lads, could watch hotel hell and kitchen nightmares all day

How do we know the son told his dad to fuck off?
I like the reality where he remains a cuck to his dad forever. It appeases my sense of schadenfreude.

>deep dish
actually that's thin crust pizza

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Flammkuchen is great but by no means a pizza

No you're right

The son apparently moved to michigan, but i can't seem to find anything else about the fatehr son-relationship

The father has wrote a book about his own father, the comments are hilarious
amazon.com/Gentle-Satan-Father-Abe-Saffron/dp/071810496X
Chef david now works here
eatcentralfood.com/menu/dinner/

Lol Sbarro is trash brother

Stop u fucking retard, holy shit

Why the fuck are you people talking about a reality show, never mind an American reality show, as if it isn't scripted to hell and back. Those people are not genuine and any drama is enforced to make retards enjoy the show more.

>WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A TV SHOW ON Yea Forums INSTEAD OF FOOD!?
Geez I wonder, retard.

>THIN
>CRUST
>PIZZA

As if I needed more excuses to hate Brazilians.

that thing would give me mud butt for weeks

that's an edited webm

Swedish kebab is rarely halal. Many times it eeven (partly) made from pork.

Fatass here. Can confirm this.

Only if it's deep fried

My sides!

>alsace
>germany

I like this timeline

>baked beans and fucking kebab on a hotdog