He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this tranny rap!
Huh!
DOA
TRANNY MONG!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to stop being male
His estrogen needles can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's sicker, a disaster and no longer a dude
He's the first member of the DOA crew!
Huh!
DOA
TRANNY MONG!
DOA
TRANNY MONG IS HERE!
This mong's got no style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink her wound's size, to suit her mood
She's sick and mental when she needn't be
She can float through the air and hang from trees!
If you choose her, you'll choose wrong
With a tear and a pop, she's one dead mong!
Huh!
DOA
TRANNY MONG!
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this tranny has a funny face
He can dilate when he needs to
And stretch his wounds out, just for you
Infect himself just like a buffoon
This crazy tranny just digs his wound!
Huh!
DOA
TRANNY MONG!
DOA
TRANNY MONG IS HERE!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can hang real high with his noose on
With his genitals off, he has no dong
He'll make you revile when he bleeds from his wound
But Satan beware 'cus he's coming for you!
Huh!
DOA
TRANNY MONG!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DOA crew!
This mong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Gamestop employee cry out for mummy
Can knock over a sales rack with relative ease
Makes crushing cardboard seem such a breeze
He may be slow, he can't jump high
But this mong's going to hell, he's a guy!
C'mon Jazz, take it to the fridge!
Twinkies, ho-ho's, necrosis smells
Cake, soda, icecream and abdominal swells
Aww yeah!
Twinkies, ho-ho's, necrosis smells
Cake, soda, icecream and abdominal swells
Aww yeah!