What doggo would you have picked?

Nice pup.
Pure Rotty?

Well, a TRANNY HANGING dog but of course!

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Nah rotwiellers are lovable idiots. I had a gf that had 2 and they looked scary as fuck but they wouldn't have harmed a fly.

Yea Forums and Yea Forums is a cat board. Yea Forums is a dog board

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A corgi. They're cute so dumb faggy Alfie might've felt some sympathy and left it alive

Probably that one. To remind me of the dogs of my youth. Pitbulls from beginning end. Cute little fuckers. Last one had to be put down because of hip dysplasia, moved a few times and now there is a tiny appleheaded chihuahua that I sometimes interact with. It's retarded. Miss my old beastly dogs.

A Fila Brasileiro

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that's a Labrador user

no, the ones i've known have been cool. mine will cry if people passing her on walks don't want to pet her.

yea.

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20/10 heccin good boi

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For home, a Labrador retriever. For movie, a German Shepherd

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> thinking bout those beans

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>check out r/keanubeingawesome he's so badass you better not touch his doggo

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I like his style

This.
The patrician pet choice by a patrician board

gtfo

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Based
Go back

Based. You can pet it, AND learn the latest tranny statistics from it.

Umm sweety this is 4channel

A puppy.

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My dog of course

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You have a point, TV is the normalfag NPC hobby and dogs are the normalfag NPC pet so it fits

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> 40% user...IF WE WORK TOGETHER I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT 50% BY END OF YEAR

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I see the toxoplasmosis has taken hold.

hahaha dumb fuck

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17435678

oh no no no

My mate has two and they're some of the chillest, soppiest dogs I've ever seen. The breed stereotype might be scary big guard dogs but they can be raised as regular family dogs just as well.

Was he ok?

SMASHED

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if he hadn't hit the counter and had landed on the floor he could have been okay; cats can survive their terminal velocity.

That counter hit would have fucked it up though, unfortunately.

this one

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Would have picked this guy

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one of these

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enjoy your toxoplasmosis, catnigger

Is that my nigga Benson?

No, Benson has a different nose and less fur

>What doggo would you have picked?

Best doggo.

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foundation of this post rests on the truth

this one

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They're both vicious killers, it's poetry.

>hurr durr my kind of pet is better than your kind of pet

dogs are shitbag chores that won't even defend you if you're attacked
cats give you fucking toxoplasmosis
fish are fucking boring
reptiles are gay

Yea Forums is a no-pets website

Fucking white people.
Sauce plz

God I wish I were that dog

I mean I don't know probably something like a cocker spaniel - kerry blue cross my dude

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Fuck of with the doggo stuff. I love dogs,but morons who use expressions like doggo and floof and all the other shit are annoying as hell.

What a degenerate whore
Give me the sauce, this is perfect

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>I love dogs,but morons who use expressions like doggo and floof and all the other shit are annoying as hell.

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>dogs are shitbag chores that won't even defend you if you're attacked
Blatantly wrong, dogs protect all the time.
>cats give you fucking toxoplasmosis
You can get that from poorly prepared food too, so you should stop eating while you're at it
>fish are fucking boring
Yeah
>reptiles are gay
Takes one to know one
>Yea Forums is a no-pets website
Literally has a board dedicated to animals.

what's wrong? more idiots going to get a pitbull mutt after seeing this movie

he killed thousands to save millions

did he died?

>What doggo would you have picked?
Spanish Mastiff

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Go to bed, Scrambles.

why does he kick his leg out goddamnit I hate capeshitty basedboy fucks, I bet one is reading this right now fuck you you fucking faggot

That's all there is.

>dogs protect all the time
Blatantly wrong, dogs run away all the time
>yOu CaN gEt It FrOm FoOd ToO
so? cats give it definitely, food none of the time
>Takes one to know one
You would know, faggot
>board dedicated to animals
Also one dedicated to weapons, what's your point? That we should all own guns, too?

we postan our dogs?
just got back for a run with mine, did 5k in 23 mins 30 secs

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fucking this god damnit fuck this shithole newfag board

Anybody have the aftermath pic from this?

is that cum dripping out of its dick?

yeah probably, he has a bit of discharge sometimes
why do you think dogs lick their willies all the time

Well why don’t you help the poor little feller out?

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Irish wolfhound

>mine will cry if people passing her on walks don't want to pet her

Fuck! What a mush, that's adorable

Because they can....

had a mix between golden retriever and labrador as a kid

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>:thinking emoji:
prolly a Dalmatian

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Chihuahua. don't @ me

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makes sense since most cat lovers are autistic with poor social skills

Cat shit prions must have fried your brain. This is doggo country.

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Genuine autism

the ones i grew up with.

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It’s been 5 years.

Sleep tight wise doggo.

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Irish Wolfhound so the camera work would've been an absolute pain in the ass.

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A white German Shepard, a beautiful dogs genocides by Hitler and banned by kennel clubs, all cause orignal German Shepard's dad was white.

>Pulls her pants down

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I just realized my "black lab" is part pitbull, he looks just like the dog John Wick has there. People were always telling me to get his dna tested but I thought they were just jealous of my cool dog

ugly mean little rats, every dog I've ever been around my entire life has loved me immediately except for fucking Chihuahua's. I swear there's something mentally wrong with them, like they were overbred or something

Do dog owners shower their dogs every time after a walk? Or do they let them jump around their furniture after they have picked up god knows what germs on their fur?

>t. allergy ridden Melvin

Having a pet is an excellent way to keep up a healthy level of microflora in your house

Isn't that only when you grow up? Aren't you confronted with enough germs just by going outside that you don't need a dog also?

Dogs stay outside and I despise owners who let them inside, especially on the furniture, kitchen and bedrooms. Giving them a dedicated place/rug/mat inside while the family watches tv or something is fine but that nigga goes outside once everyone goes to bed

Nah, it's any time. Unless you work outside or something you're not going to be outside enough for that to ward off the effects of living inside a closed off house breathing recycled air without something like a pet to introduce a diverse amount of airborne particles and bacteria

>t. nigger

Yo is he eatin a turd

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S L A M M E D

>another cat vs dog thread

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fug he looks soft and cuddly :3

correct

They take monster shits and HATE intruders. One saved my pregnant mother and would always sit next to my bed as a child.

I have a Belgian malinious/hound mix, he’s really smart. That’s also my cat

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fpbp

Small cute dogs > Big or agressive dogs for overcompensating owners

Agreed, but I would still choose a husky if I was to have a dog

Bases for not cutting his balls off. Makes it harder to assert dominance early on but worth not having a cuck dog

thats one good looking dog
yeah I should neuter him because he's been getting aggresive towards big dogs who are also un neutered but I just can't bring myself to willingly allow my dog to be harmed even if it's for (((his own good)))

a dog who i have a lot in common with

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this is based.

Sauce goddamit

None
I'm not a pet fag

i would pick the objectively best breed of dog.

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This

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a woofer

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Women sure do love dogs.

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There was a case in Russia of a little girl (6 year old) being killed by one of those ovcharka dogs, apparently the dog just walked to her and crushed her little skull with one bite, then just teared her apart, didn't even eat her or anything.

based big doggo

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sauce nigga

me on the right

How does a pillow type?

How about both you fucking losers. They’re both good pets

My dad used to breed Caucasians and train them, they are absolute wild fucking animals, that you have to constantly work, in winter he would have a kids sled with weights on it for them to pull, or me sitting on it, which was fun now that I remember it. Alot of his clients would buy them when they looks like little bears and then year down the line can't enter their own fucking kitchen because the dog is eating there

you fucking bigot

S E E T H I N G

>nobody has posted knotting porn yet
cmon lads

I thought Yea Forums was a FEET board

big boys

This one

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power stance

based airedalebro

If I wanted something that could maul my enemies I would've picked a Rottweiler

>dogs should be outside
you probably are a nigger

YOU JUST KNOW

YOU JUST KNOW

Dude with the broom at the bottom is a FUCKIGN retard and also probably killed the cat by fucking up its balance as it started to fall.

but he could have taken his shirt off and tried to catch it that way, or actually CAtch IT NOT FUCKING HOLD A BROOM IN ITS WAY WITH ONE HAND ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING

Strictly speaking, if you're going for something bred to fight humans, you want to go for either power or style. I believe German Shepherds are best known for using their bodily weight to most efficiently take down their targets, stylistically, but in terms of power for use against humans, you don't just need a strong bite strength, you also need a colossal bodily mass to tackle or pin with- something like the mastiff or Siberian husky should suffice perfectly.

Unless you just want a pet. Might I suggest the humble Pembroke, sir?

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Just know what?
What the fuck are you insinuating you autist

Everyone loves dogs. The only reason people can love cats more is because
1) they're allergic to dogs,
2) cats are lower maintenance, and
3) they have some sort of unresolved dog-based trauma, the poor bastards.

Take that back

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HOW CAN WE EVEN COMPETE BRO?

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Pic related would be my main.

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>Gf is begging me to get a dog when we move in together
>She keeps telling me she wants a big male dog
>When I ask what breed, she always tells me how beautiful Great Danes are
>See this image
Guys... I'm unironically concerned...

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This is a blue board nigger

How big are you?

This is 4channel you fucking newfag

she won't be ur gf anymore, champ

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~20cm if I press down to the bone
Otherwise ~15cm with my fat pad

Not if I refuse to get us a dog...
I hate pets anyway

based

redpilled
faggot

That's awesome time post your body fren

Do you let it fuck you?

Mutts are ugly

FILA BR, HUEHUEHUE!

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Why do white women fuck dogs so much?

Yes, all dog owners have sex with their dogs. It's a well established norm in the dog loving community.

Because their cuckold men love to watch their girls get fucked by dogs.
Who do you think is behind the camera? Their moms?

I was wandering how the things would’ve take turn if John had well groomed poodle on his side like this one !!!?

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Because whites are the only species on the planet that goes around shooting up innocent little school kids, and making dirty porn movies with animals, and they also like to make filthy scat job movies too where they shit down eachother's necks.

I hope all you honkies fuck off and die, you all should be exterminated. I can't stand white crackers, every single pink chimp mutated albino should just fucking disappear. Remember, your white women in large numbers are producing half black babies, and quarter black babies. So no matter how much you want to hate on black people, just remember your fellow white women, in large numbers, are giving fucking birth to half black children.

Enjoy your fucking extinction.

Woah calm down little fella, he just asked a question

What the fuck.
No wonder there are so many porn films starring dogs and white women.

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Does she share pictures like this on her social media?
If so, you better get used to moans mixed with barking whenever you come home.

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Have sex™

This is one dedicated autist
What, did your mom get raped by a dog or something?

I know a black chick who banging a white supremacists who just got out of jail. No self respect lol and she wants me (another white guy) in on the three-way.

Bassets are kino

Andrew Yang 2020!

yikes

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White women are more likely to race mix and fuck dogs/horses/pigs.
Your cute anecdote means nothing.

I love videos like this
Fuck le doge pupper faggots

based. chad hound vs virgin pooch

Who was in the wrong here?

This is pretty much while I'll never own a big dog. They can be really fucking vicious for no reason. My friend in high school had two large dogs, and one day they came home to one of them with their fucking neck torn out by the other one. It sort of leads me to understand why the Chinese eat them.

Yea but John is an ultimate assassin. He doesn't need a 2nd assassin. He needs a really fast, alert, aggressive dog. To detect and cc. He needs a Doberman.

Am I the only one who spends like 45 minutes of his day watching YouTube videos of people’s pets?
I especially like the ones where they fucking make fake subtitles for their pets, and when they say words like “Human” it’s “Hooman”. Then I go into the comments and type shit like
>he protecc
>he attacc
>but most of all
>he want a snacc
I can’t be the only one.
youtu.be/nioiB0XR9qY
Literally 45 minutes a day. At least.

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Based.

I haven't seen a post this Reddit in a while

Rottweilers are the mullattos of the dog world.

how can human boys even compete?

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is this like all those weird elsa and spiderman videos on youtube?

All big dogs are potentially very dangerous. Only small dogs evolved as pets (and also as alarms and to do some pest control) but big dogs didn't evolve to be on sofas all day being treated like babies, they evolved to hunt alongside men, to defend the cattle against wolves, to guard, to harm. Those instincts can kick in at any moment, especially if the dog is stressed (sometimes by pure boredom). Having big dogs in cities and apartments is fucking dumb and it harms them.

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swiggity swooty coming for dat booty

Link? I have no clue about what you are talking about

youtu.be/-MgLAEXJls0

>those trips
I'm pretty sure you know what he is talking about

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youtu.be/2ftOKO0nx-w This?

youtu.be/VMEnnY0m1sk Why are huskies so kino?

My doggo's getting old, I can't even think about the day he goes, this is the song I play for him every day for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=8YzFOnCbcMA

youtu.be/ajHWBMhfxnM

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German shepherd

youtu.be/OD8mBbmrQT4

youtu.be/eT1nA0zPkL8
>tfw no husky best friend

youtu.be/UvjVbXA34pQ
Imagine having a doggo with this kino taste in film
He would be like
>Hooman must watch mini hooman

youtu.be/34OaQ0MnJ7g
>more kino Hooman

wut about birbs?

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Howdy youtu.be/NblypU-gH0o

youtu.be/oIRQo1zxSrc

>you’re so reddit I know what’s reddit and what’s not but I’m not reddit at all

>t. Toxoplasma host
Only cucks like cats. The kind who wear beanies to startbucks and talk about arcade fire with their "bookish" friends who reread Harry Potter all the time.

Read about the link between toxoplasmosis and homosexuality, it might ring a bell

t. Literal faggot

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The disease you always go faggy about doesn’t affect humans btw

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not knowing exactly what it does to humans doesn't mean it's not affecting us

That's why I have a grizzly

Can’t we just like both

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No

Mine died in my arms three months ago in my birthday, I'm not even exaggerating. I had him since I was 5, the only true friend I had left. People are shit.

Why not? I had a dog and a cat for years

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i do

Stop sucking nigger cocks, you nigger cocksucker. Doggo gang is gon get ya, WOOF!

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so what animals are and are not attracted to human females?

cute

ye

that's the gayest shit i have ever seen
and i look a shota shit

Then cherish the moments you had together and find a new friend. Remember that you have only a short time together and fill your lives with as much good as you can.

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>the virgin dog
>the chad pussy

less gay, good job

very sad
my doggo is 16, blind and half deaf, every day i'm afraid it'll be her last

kots a best

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Show me a dog better than /ourguy/ Salem.

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There's so much room on that ledge. They could have easily hopped over and picked that cat up. Maybe 1 or 2 would fall and die, but 1 less pajeet...

Literally any farm mutt. They're free.

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Did you suck their dicks

As a dog man i love this

He looks like he's seen some bad shit.

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This one. Does anyone know the name of the breed?

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