Is he the GOAT Yea Forums dad?

Great man, terrible father.

Is this the thread for dead tv dads that made you miss having a dad before they died on you too?

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But some of those are banks

If he was a Beverly Hills laywer living in a castle he defended a lot of pedos and covered for lots of mafia shit.

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my dad died last september. it still hurts

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>let me tell you something about women
>something about women
he was an asshole

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first things first rest in peace uncle Phil

>ywn never move to your rich relatives bel air mansion while in your late teens in the 90s

Will lived in literal paradise

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At least you've got enough memories of him that it hurts, one day you'll move beyond the hurt and still have those good memories. Mine died when I was so young that I actually find myself thinking "damn, I can't imagine how much that'd suck" when someone in a movie loses their dad, because I just locked all that shit away and forgot about it as a kid.

Come to think of it, why was Uncle Phil so rich? Wasn't he just a judge?

Judges get paid a fucking ton user, didn't he also have his own legal firm or something, they were easily millionaires

>Is he the GOAT Yea Forums dad?
No.

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>just a judge
How the fuck have you gone through life thinking judges don't get paid really well? If they didn't any two-bit crook could bribe them easily.

He was a private attorney for the first few seasons.

This is your brain on adult swim.

If he so rich, how come he don’t got no roof?

>wouldn't fix the air conditioning in the poolhouse
What a cunt

Is it even humid in LA?

He's probably one of those socialist types that thinks CEOs sit on their asses all day

>Not choosing the king of the road

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I really need to rewatch that show.

i actually really like old black people. they tend to be high spirited and friendly. they also hate the younger blacks a lot

t. mailman who works in the ghetto

Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

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AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GROFFREY

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NOH

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I mean I know judges make low-mid six figures, but is that really Bel Air mansion money?

Great dad
Terrible dad
Rather romanticizing of the aloof yet affluent father figure, I'd call it bad but he was technically a grandparent without guardianship so
Great dad, though Opie wasn't meant to be anything but a foil for Andy
Stupid hillbilly
Just imagine your life with him growing up
Is this Alex Jones? Because his children on /pol/ would be his testament

King of the road has nothing on the lord of the game

>no one saying cosby

what the HECK

>breaking the fourth wall. The fourth wall being the ceiling.

bruh

I'm not interested in being raped

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The kind of dad who isn't your dad, but still interferes with your career and rapes your friends?

Fucking cuck

not quite

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and that's a good thing

The phone's dead! WILL!

what do you call this kind of humor? the other yewtube poops don't spark the same kind of laughter from me, i find them too grating

I AM THE GOAT TV DAD. LITERALLY. part goat, part tv, part dad. very difficult to type and solve captchas.

Here's a nice can for you.

BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK

>the hawk-face phenotype
shudderin here, m8

*ahem*

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Fuck off

seething

Does he need to repeat himself? FUCK OFF

kek. please return on a daily basis so we can appreciate your banter.

seething

Have sex

This Facebook comments styling of banter is just so stale already, I'm almost convinced people who still reply like this are from shareblue

Shoo, shoo

BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

Pillowy mounds of mashed poh-tay-toes

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bet you guys are too young to even remember the apprentice
sad