Yea Forums on suicide watch

did people seriously think a marvel movie with a shit ton of marketing + bonus free controversy would flop?

When is Yea Forums not on suicide watch.

>honestly seems like Disney played both sides of this
They did, the sad part is that the incels in this board played into their hands and helped to create the narrative Disney sold.

NPCs were going to see their capeshit of the month regardless.

As much as we joke about autism here I honestly forget how many people on this site have legitimate mental problems or zero awareness of the outside world when shit like this happens.

November 7th

LOL this guy looks like he's made of CHEESE!

Reminder that the media is against us.

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Kevin Spacey could release a movie now and do fine too. People are buying MJ's music in droves. People don't care about the creators, they care about the content.

Wow so many people went to see it? now I have to see it too!!!! Thanks Yea Forums!!!!! XD

72% ticket sale drop Monday
>72% ticket sale drop Monday
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72% ticket sale drop Monday
>72% ticket sale drop Monday

Disney was purchasing tickets all weekend.

Proof?

Proof that MJ is a chomo”

And yet Red Letter Media still shat on it.

Based NPC destroyer trips

there are several confirmations and similar experience

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Everyone is against you.

>makes a ton of money
>kills the franchise

STRONK WOMEN STRONG

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But it went back up on Tuesday

Also who sees a movie on a Monday?

Even Screen Junkies called the movie boring (and they are the biggest Disney/Marvel fanboys)

Proof?

Oh, it must be good if it sold a lot

I work in a bank that has access to Disneys bank accounts. Want me to confirm this?

HAVE SEX

VIRGIN

MY VAGINA

...

Posts on here aren't proof.

Have sex.

all box office numbers have been fake for over a decade.

There are a lot of larpers here that we sometimes forget that larping is the only thing some people have.

I wish someone would ask brie why someone who is such a hardcore feminist who also thinks women are more than sexualized objects. Has so many trashy slutty "modeling" pics from when she "broke" into Hollywood. Seems kinda hypocritical?

Incels are weird

You would know.

>expressing any opinion not in lockstep with the cultural zeitgeist of postmodern misandry and anti-whiteness will leave you branded an evil misogynistic hater incel who must be purged for the greater good

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How is that hypocritical? She's not objectifying women by having pictures of herself.

This. The main ones I'm suspicious of are Black Panther, Frozen, and Avatar.

*tips fedora*

This isn't evidence and even if you assume it's true there's nothing to link it to Disney. Could be a rich person wanting the film to do well for political reasons.

>implying I care about other dumbasses wasting their money
Captain Cunt isn't getting mine, that's for sure.

Crest theatre in Sacramento? Hmm

>makes $400+ mil
>total

this is such cope

The left can’t meme

probe it and i'll paypal you 1000 pesos...wich is like...50 dollars kek

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back to redddit

how deluded do you have to be to take this at face value

You seem intelligent

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In the .002% chance you aren't LARPing please do not destroy your career to please Yea Forums retards who don't even care

Strange that this is the only movie ever to have to brag about the international totals including the following monday.

have sex

This

And they forced every theater in the world to play Captain Marvel on all their screens so people buying tickets to Alita (the REAL winner of that weekend) were forced to watch and pay for Captain Marvel

Epik meme dood XDDD

Do eet

Thanks

Women and white knigjts: “Women are oppressed, #HollywoodSoMale, women can’t get any major roles, fucking patriarchy is keeping us down”
Captain Marvel: *makes 400+ mill opening weekend*
Women and white knights:

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So this capeshit is actually doing well at the box office?
Well colour me surprised, normies are a bunch of retards.

there's a company called comscore that has accurate data. look into that. the first google result is an article pointing out how executives hate that their numbers are always lower.
When you make your faggy mspaint memes you paste in boxofficemojo (ie amazon's) numbers and that's what the press goes off too. They put out fluffed up numbers and everyone flocks to it. human nature I guess.

>They put out fluffed up numbers and everyone flocks to it. human nature I guess.

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>absolutely based get combined with absolutely based ironic cringeposting

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*sniffs the air and a grimmace forms over my face*
sure smells like incel in here

# # # #

Fucking glowniggers

Nah its still shit, just like poptimism made fags pretend Beyonce is high art, now they think capeshit is too lol

POP....

Have sex

Disney also created Gofundme and similar crowdfunding campaigns to raise money to buy tickets for minorities, children, etc

>poptimism
Added to personal lexicon.

*sniffs air*
Uruk-Hai: What is it? What do you smell?
Me: White-knight.

This. Nothing is beneath the mouse. They should be broken up alongside google.

This is how Disney launders money fyi

This, even /ourguys/ shat on Captoe Fungus.

are you accusing me of being law enforcement? you do know that's illegal sir

2005 called. They want their memes back

CIA isn’t police

you could, but I don't think you're fast enough to escape the mouse's hitmen

wtf the masses have good tastes now

where does Disney get dirty money that needs laundering?

Like anyone shilling this trash is having sex.

you wouldn't know because they laundered it

sir you have a right to remain silent. hands behind your back please

There are no "incels" on Yea Forums.

This, they should’ve just learned to respect all women and ignore the shit Brie kept saying. Men shoulf honestly just shut up

It wouldn't be fair otherwise...

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Formerly with us

>my dad works at Nintendo and says if you get 121 stars you can play as Wario

I went and see it (theater was very quiet desu apart from me and my gf and my gf there was maybe ... ten other people. it was on a mundy avternoon though, quite time for cimenas)

Yeah pretty fun flick if im being honest, brie larson was fine if im being honest but she wasn't necessarily the standout (that would be Ben Mendelssohn - i was expecting to see the standard bad guy schtick he seems typecast as and was pleasantly surprised by the warmth he brought to the character... Jude Law and Samuel Jackson were relyably good too)

Good pace and excitement throughtout. Althiugh ironickly, I thought the film lost a bit of momentem when captain marvel unlocked her full powers towards the end - at that point she was invincible powerhouse who can blow up spaceship so there was no tension. Perhaps the film could have earned that cathartick fist pump moment a little bit more... but none the less a solid flick.
8point five out off Ten

>It rose on Tuesday
Proofs?

Im the head of movies and I say this is false.

>that last panel
how delusional are these people?

>hundreds of twitter and instagram posts about how an entire theater showing Captain Marvel is empty apart from the person taking the photo
>somehow the film is breaking every box office record
yeah, that's not suspicious at all. gives credence to

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Formerly with us

formerly not with us

>bunch of flyovers take photos of empty theaters as usual
>WHOOOOAAA MUST BE A FLOP GUISE LOL FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK WOMEN!
Alt-turds need to leave.

>haters
Nuke the planet already.

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Human trafficking.

This shirt sums up Dark Souls 2 pretty well. A total surface level misunderstanding of the main themes and catering to shallow normies.

>must finna be slaw
based

Everyone is shitting on this movie, even the purest soi yt channels.

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Why is every post in this shit thread not a sneedpost?

Superman here. I was able to watch this happen live using my X-ray vision. I couldn't stop them because at the time it wasn't illegal and I didn't know they were Disney employees.

Extremely.

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>71.6% drop on Monday
>lower domestic box office opening then fucking Batman vs Superman did
lmao okay Mouseshill

what the fuck does that even mean? i don't speak nigger

Driving off your target audience doesn't seem like a good long term strategy for success.

Can you PLEASE shut the fuck up already?

I’m a homeless man who lives off the dumpster popcorn and I can confirm that nobody has been at the theater all weekend. Dumpsters are empty and I’m dying without my corn.

The jump back isn't that good.

>Monday: 71.7% drop to a rise on Tuesday of 33.3%, which means it still dropped 38.4% compared to its opening weekend

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boundingintocomics.com/2019/03/13/new-reports-of-empty-theaters-at-captain-marvel-add-to-movies-controversy/
>The #CaptainMarvel report from my local theater is SHOCKING. Out of 22 showings on Thurs, Fri, Sat, there were >570 EMPTY SEATS from advance ticket buyers WHO NEVER SHOWED UP, while on Sunday there were only 4 no-shows for the movie ALL DAY.

>The manager claimed he’d never seen anything like this in >20 years. 100s and 100s of tickets were purchased online but the buyers never arrived to watch the film. AFAIC, the box office totals for #CaptainMarvel are fake, with Disney, or a partner, padding the numbers.

Disney is padding their box office numbers while laundering money at the same time

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Disney janny trannies are SEETHING and FROTHING (formerly feeding and seeding)

Did literally anyone who had issues with this movie going in come out having changed their minds?

no, except some obvious shills here claiming that they did

If captain marvel doesn't make over $600 Mill it will be the worst performing marvel film in 3 years

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That's what I thought. I haven't even seen a single positive review that isn't clearly making excuses for its mediocrity.

It will do that easily this weekend.

>this weekend
Doubt.

But she’s still an unlikeable libtard (as opposed to liberal) nutjob. The film is still utterly shit. It just proves marvel have a fan base who will tolerate mediocre stuff if it has the mcu logo on it.

only the opposite happened

No one wanted to watch Alita

It mean Captain Mahvel finna boutta be slaw, whyboi.

it's already at 524 million friendo

At the cinema in my local area, the manager told me they were pressured to shut Alita out to make room for more screens to show Captain Marvel.

It made 500 million in one week. Another 100 will be easy.

not just men, pretty much any retard, no matter the gender (or if your a fucking psych, your gender preference)

You will never pass as a woman

no how it went down was this

>retarded capeshit faggots
ITS GONNA FLOP, ITS GONNA TOP THE BOX OFFICE, DC VS MARVEL SOI SOI INCEL

>Educated Yea Forums gentlemen
Super hero movies are atrocious.

So?

She’s modelling to get into the business you retard, she’s literally proved she’s just fine with “objectification” if it advances her career. Objectification doesn’t actually exist though, it’s just another femcel word to demonise men and heterosexual relationships.

lmao, he thinks this is incontrovertible proof

How is the foreign total over 350 million when the only numbers they have is less than that?

When did this happen?

...

Disney caught on that we have these little box office wars and it’s important for building narratives so they immediately invested funds into rigging that perception because it’s obviously worth it to get investors especially if it’s also the perfect opportunity for laundering. You hit two birds with one stone: have somewhere to put your money and you get free PR and ammo for your narrative which creates a future base to propel your movies for another 20 years. Then you can just sell high and invest in the next movie: you always have a new movie to do it all over again with. There’s so many hundreds of millions of dollars flying around and there’s no gold standard so none of this is verified and it’s too fast to verify, this money doesn’t even exist on the books and then it’s gone before you know it, moved through so many different homes it would take God himself to put the puzzle together

I haven't seen anybody admitting that it just isn't good. I've only seen this

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Because the numbers are being inflated and rounded up.

>worse than BvS
>71.7% drop
OH NO NO NO NO GET FUCKED ROASTIES AND LIBTARDS

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>same guy shilling the same angle as yesterday
now why would a normal poster who wasn’t getting paid be so dedicated to sticking around day in and day out to push the same idea? I realize you learned that word last week from people criticizing your FBI crime statistic deflections, but it doesn’t really work in this context considering actual numbers from theaters are coming out and employees themselves are asking questions

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Lmao yesterday I didnt even browse, you schizo retard.

They're just making shit up at this point. Actual numbers don't matter to leftist ideologues.

oh nice you called me a schizo last time I called you out for spamming the same thing in every thread. Or maybe that’s just your discord strategy so I’m mixing up shills, I’m not psychic afterall

Seriously, can you fuckers get used to the idea that bad films can be successful? So many times I've seen Yea Forums expect something to flop because it's shit.

Was Transformers that long ago?

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fucking based holy shit

Damn, those are some nostrils.

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I got that image frome /sci/, seek help you paranoid freak.

le social experiment man

>trusting the salad man
Lmao. That bottom square of the screen could be from anywhere.

this is why everyone should take business classes, because people like you don’t understand business at all. Or at least watch that YouTube video about laundering and tax evasion and the Underground Railroad of funds going around in a transatlantic conspiracy of epic proportions, all to avoid Uncle Sam’s due. What better way for some millionaire to launder his money and get a nice boost in the stock market at the same time? Some would say that’s a devilishly predictable setup; safe and reliable for those lemmings running around the stock exchange. The secret business of America is making money with the same money, or having their cake and eating it too. It’s a world full of corrupt middle men making a dime on the exchange

>d i s n e y m o n e y l a u n d e r i n g

Yeah because DS1 and 3 are fucking deep with their lore hidden in item text because Miyazaki can't write a story to save his own fucking life, right?

>Paid in cash
If what that faggot says is true, Disney decided to skip the creative accounting and went straight for money laundering. Which I doubt.

I used to work in entertainment law, and the usual way a studio will boost sales numbers for a particular movie is to create two subsidiary in offshore jurisdictions, usually low-tax jurisdictions like the Caymans or BVI. Subsidiary A is given the rights to distribute tickets on behalf of the distributor. Subsidiary B then orders a bunch of tickets in bulk from subsidiary A.

>Studio owns subsidiary A and subsidiary B
>Subsidiary A buys tickets from subsidiary B
>Invoices are created and money is shifted from one bank account to another, despite being owned by the same company
>Sales numbers are reported as factual, in order to lead to perceived success of a particular film
>In order to not pay taxes on this, additional subsidiaries are created offshore to artificially increase costs, in order to funnel the money into offshore holding companies owned by the mother company (Disney, in this case)

Everybody does it, but Disney is the worst. And they usually operate in the very legal gray zone. Did you faggots think Hollywood studios had an armada of attorneys for no reason at all?

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Fuck you Russian bot. Sneedpost somewhere else

That person should be doing this for a female-led movie that's actually good, like Alita.

>implyging the Mouse wouldn't dump 10 bullets in your brain before you stepped foot outside

but he's TWITTER VERIFIED

It's not called a CIA "black budget" for nothing. Obama made propaganda legal, and anyone with three digit IQ, an open mind, and an internet connection, can easily discover that the US is a complete propaganda/police state that makes the USSR look like a beacon of freedom.

Forgot pic

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I think they paid for some tickets through goodwill publishing marketing strategy but I subjectively guarantee they used their influence the most to monopologize (sic) screens.

And all of the sex was not had by you

I logged onto my Internet Movie Database account for the first time in ten years, to give Captain Marvel 1 out of 10, despite having never seen it.

Come at me.

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I have no proof, but they were giving away tickets to women at my workplace on women day. What happened with the remaining tickets ? don't know.

friendly reminder that this guy has ALL the sex

I literally haven't seen anyone flip on this movie, just the same Disney interns listlessly shitposting about it

make me care

Thanks for these guys. Worth saving as a note of these funny times.

I get why, user. I might do the same.

you do realize how movies continue to make money weeks and months after their release is simply by having staggered their releases. Most marvel movies premiered exclusively in the US, then a week later in the UK, and another week later world wide (or china, etc). When people talk about a movie smashing the box office it's because they're doing this

Disney released this movie worldwide on a single day, mostly to brag about the opening weeks numbers, but they're not going to see a resurgence from this movie like they would any other. It will continue to trickle from $10 million/day for the next week, and then $10 million a week for the next month or 2. even with infinity war coming soon enough, this movie doesn't have "legs" to keep it in theaters that long

not unless disney is about to pour another $150million into ticket sales

It does exist but it's not exclusive to one gender and men seeing women as sexual objects is more prevalent (refer to posts lusting after women while maintaining they have no critical thought process). You're retarded if you cannot perceive that at all. It's human nature.

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