Losing argument

>losing argument
>start replying to your own posts but acting like a retard to make the person’s your arguing with look stupid by association
>win argument

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Based. I do this too.

>bunch of posters call out my shitty argument
>call them a samefag
>one of them replies with a screencap of my post with only one (You)
>accuse him of doctoring it

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you're a stinking nigger

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>winning
>online argument
user, I...

incel

>he never wins arguments on Yea Forums
LOOK
AT
THE
TOP
OF
HIS
HEAD

>losing argument
>reply to their posts with pictures of ugly people
>win argument

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based, thats basic stuff but very effective, they usually cant spot it unlike when you agree with yourself

>post bait
>close thread an move on to the next one

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Have sex

>realize that I made a retarded argument
>close the thread, turn off computer and take a shower

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>losing argument
>report the poster for being underage
>they stop responding
>argument: won

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have sex

>come back hours later
>thread still up
>bait has dozens of replies

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>losing argument
>admit my mistake
>gain the respect of everyone in the thread

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>losing argument
>use the archive to search through their post history to potentially dig up any personal information

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>losing argument
>claim they are being paid to hold their opinion

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This guy in /khg/ does this all the time

>losing argument
>greentext opponent's last post with pic related

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>go to random thread
>reply to all the above posters with "have sex"

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>be me
>lurking Yea Forums at least 19h/day nonstop
>doing so for years
>all pro-brie/captain marvel posts are mine with very few exceptions
>most anti-alita stuff (threads and posts) are mine (roughly 75%)
>for years, 100% of my posts are bait
>frequently shit on kubrick or praise eyes wide shut as his best ever
>all posts with stupid sjw undertones are mine
>pictures in posts intentionally chosen to be as reddit/tumblr as feasible, including filename
>samefagging heavily in threads
>constantly attempting to shift attention to absolute garbage (movies and series)
>if actual artistically valuable stuff is discussed, shitpost such an inane bullshit that all attention is shifted to my stupidity and the original discussion dissipates
>inventor of the "name x kinos" countermeme to unimpressed pepe movie trope greentext meme
>my contribution to this board going to shit: at least 60% (conservative estimate)
imagine being as comfy as me

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Have done this multiple times today with great success

>losing argument
>tell them "damn shut up lol"
>no more replies

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Also me in at least 80% of the cases

I've been here since about 2007. The number of times I've seen someone admit they were wrong would have to be in single digits.

I'm stealing this tactic

>in an argument
>tell other poster to calm down
>gay flirt with him to make him lose

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d e v i l i s h

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>make thread
>no one replies
>samefag until others reply and a discussion takes place
>don't care about it anymore
>feel proud nonetheless

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I thought it was kino but didn't give you a proper (you)

>get made fun of or losing argument
>reply with the same phrase over and over to save face

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I post like 3 times a month at most but I have nightmares about getting into arguments on Yea Forums

>reply to obvious bait pretending i fell for it
>the user that baited me probally knows i know he is baiting and that i am pretending to fall for his bait and he pretends that he fell for my bait by answering my bait-

>Replies: 5/Images: 2/Posters: 2/Page: 1
BASED

>call people weebs, virgins, imply that they are losers and unemployed
>am all of that

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>that one time you legitimately got absolutely BTFO

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>post overused pasta on Yea Forums
>still attract newfags and get some (you)'s

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Ah yes, the good ol' state of Yea Forums.

Home of quality.

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I post like 30 times a day and only ever to derail threads

>bait all the time
>noone bites
>samefag acting as someone who bites
>get accused of samefagging
>fire up developer tools, remove the (You) in replies to me, create a screenshot to "prove" that it's not me
>success rate: 100%

>lose argument
>call the other poster a redditor or shill

You broke your cycle with this post.
Congratulations... Now keep it up.

the best post on teevee

>that one insult that wasn't even btfo levels but still digs at you like 7 years later
Fuck. I wonder if I've done that to anyone.

It doesn't happen as much anymore, but for almost a year and a half you could derail any Yea Forums thread just by uttering the words "söy", "kike shill" or "reddit". It was incredibly easy and you faggots fell for it everytime

I've been doing the same recently, you can ruin a thread just by bringing up Captain Marvel or Brie Larson even if they have nothing to do with the conversation

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This thread just proves that anonymous shitposting is the most fun thing in the world.

>losing argument
>call the person a discord tranny shill
>GOT'EM!

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As a rule I don't believe anyone who posts a screen cap of replies.

>post all kinds of insults plus call out their shit argument with a counter argument just before the thread dies
>user can't reply and you have the last say

>open thread
>randomly reply to a post “have sex”
>spin 360 degrees
>walk out of thread

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You may consider yourself comfy but you are still a nigger Jerome.

>Never lose
>ever

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My badly written opinions go against the grain so much people think I'm trolling.
I cope by convincing myself I'm half trolling.

>actually like movie
>have to make a bait and shitpost thread of the movie to get a discussion

absolutely based and Yea Forumspilled

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cringe

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>posting in an unrelated thread
>in argument
>call the other guy a legitimate retard who can't figure out how to post an argument
>Janny deletes the thread before he can reply

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I sometimes think that all posts are bait.

Doesn't matter which opinion, all posts present some minimal angle of attack and this makes me think that it is intentional.

>losing argument
>reply to self with an easily refutable point
>refute it while accusing the other side of being in favor of the shitty fake point
>close page and delete system 32

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I both hate and love this place

I literally have this picture in my tinder profile because it’s hard to see facial features and I kind of look like on of the dudes and it makes me look like I have friends and have fun at parties a lot. I’ve fucked like 20 girls from tinder.

True hate is only possible if you loved the thing.

>win an argument
>feeling proud of myself
>remember that if my posts were associated with a picture of myself no one would take me seriously

>make an argument
>write your instead of you're
>abandon thread, close out of browser, stop browsing for the rest of the day

>losing argument
>search scholar.google.com for "[topic] [bad thing]"
>usually find some paper correlating topic to bad thing
>cite paper
>now my shit opinion is backed by science
>nobody ever refutes scientific papers explicitly or even reads the to the point of noticing that they are completely unrelated to the point i'm making
>winning argument

I unironically want you to fucking die horribly.

i do something similar. i use a picture of 2 guys in ski gear where you cant see their faces on my profile so it looks like i have friends and do outdoor stuff.

only fucked 2 girls though.

>heated argument
>reply with anime girl picture
>2 second later banned for using avatars
>realize i have been arguing with moderator

>Try to be funny with post
>Thread instantly dies

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check

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