I'M THINKING JOHNNY DEPP IS BACK!!

Who gives a shit? Depp is a progressive fucking white male, just like James Gunn he loves what happened to him.

>He's still a total nonpresence

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PUNISHED DEPP RISES

Damn it's almost like "believe all victims" is a fucking retarded witch hunt mentality

Does it even matter though? these same morons who were so quick to jump to his ex wife's defense will be more than happy to believe the next ""victim""

BASED JOHNNY DEPP MAKING PEOPLE REALIZE THIS

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YagSparro saves the US of A

Except he was actually good as Grindelwald

Maybe now we can get Emily Blunt or Amanda Righetti as Mera.

If Amanda is Mera, no push up bra required.

Based Depp fuck Amber and fuck the Wan fags defending her also what timing that she comes out as Bisexual

>apologizing to a man
umm, sweatie, it's 2019...

the jaw always fixes anything....

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>Did people save all the tweets
this is how zoomers spend their time

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Nah, he was terrible.

The tip of his pinky has more presence than Amber will ever have. Amber is pretty yes, but she is a dreadful actress and is overshadowed by other actors in all her scenes.

Jason Momoa is terrible at acting but even he stole all the scenes in Aquaman.

They're evolving.

he did throw a wine bottle at her, but only after she said she was glad his mom died

She came out as bisexual before she even married Depp my dude.

She came out as bisexual in 2008. She was a no name actress then and coming out helped her move from the F list to the C List.

Yes, and if you engage your memory, you'll remember it is also a mentality that Depp used to have.
It is once again a case of a bolshevik who gets wrecked by his own kommisariat.
Will the tears ever stop for his plight.

>don't think first
>make mistake
>then decide to use common sense

She might as well become a full blown lesbian, do men a favour and leave them alone

Good thing I never said Amber Heard was a good actress, just that Depp was a bad one.

reminder that lots of people defended him

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this is how most people learn yes. Chances are that OP is probably 13 or 14, a literal child.

It started a conversation.

reality: they're some 20-30-something mgtow zoomer

Well, it's an obvious fact, yet some idiots who worship the "believe women" mentality needed such a shock therapy. Because absolute trust never leads to abuse. Obviously.

Why didn't he just bend over and take up the ass from the (((producers))) like before?
What's with the excuses

look how afraid he looks ;_;

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>first Brendan
>now Johnny
our decade is now

wait, john snow was dating AH too?

where are the responses? would love to read them. this is haylee artwell/ariel winter/hendricks juicy.

ignored all the friend

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>where are the responses? would love to read them. this is haylee artwell/ariel winter/hendricks juicy.

here you go :)
twitter.com/rawwhoops/status/1105493238398545920

>I immediately believe the person I like: the case
there was pictures of "evidence" on both sides

Not a coincidence that this all came out once Fantastic Beasts 2 released on home media. I feel obligated to buy a Blu-Ray just cause I feel bad for the guy.

is he, dare I say it, unJUSTed now

when amber heard thing first started the cops told people that they didn't see evidence of him hitting her and shit but nobody believed it

kek. I hate that term. “We need to have a conversation” is just code for “we’re going to hammer you with the side of the issue that we feel is correct despite any evidence to the contrary”. Fucking leftists.

>raw eezy
I'd like to go in her raw and easy if you catch my drift.

LAPD is notoriously corrupt. So I don't blame people who questioned it.

However, it is hilarious that the LAPD didn't recognize Heard without all her hair and makeup. She was just another hwite woman to them.

I just want to know if it was true she left a turd on his bed

WE NEED TO HEAR FROM ELON

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She was so close to a redpill she had to add a disclaimer, lol

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Is there a swinging dick alive that her vagina can't control?

twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/938802396272250880

They're only reversing course because they still want to fuck Johnny Depp. If it was Jonah Hill or something, his fat ass would still be hung out to dry.

>Script supervisor Emma Danoff on Monday submitted a declaration stating that she witnessed the altercation and it was nothing like what Brooks described in his lawsuit.

>Danoff says they were shooting outside and Brooks berated an African-American homeless woman with "racial and derogatory slurs" because she was in his way. Depp was sitting next to her about 25 feet away when it happened.

>"He immediately stood up from our shared seat on the edge of a planter bench and went over to Brooks to stand up for the woman," Danoff says. "Mr. Depp said to Mr. Brooks, 'You can’t talk to her like that. You think she is something less than you? Who do you think you are? How dare you?'"

>Danoff says there were no punches thrown and no offer of $100,000 for Brooks to punch Depp — and she says she has 40 time-stamped photos that prove it.

literally a HERO

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They are all getting uncucked lads. Who is next?

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Johnny is based.

Polansky.

sounds like we got an Amber alert on our hands. Spank me mommy xD

MORTDECAI 2 WHEN

Too little too late as far as I'm concerned

>#notethereal
:(

>people are no longer mad at Mort

spineless backtracking

>Brendan UNJUSTED
>Yagsbarro UNJUSTED
>/fit/'s meme magic said we'd all get gfs in 2019
Is...Is THIS /ouryear/ lads?!

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R. Kelly hopefully

>/fit/'s meme magic said we'd all get gfs in 2019
about time ;__;

>#mortgiggles

she looks doped out of her mind?

alright, dubs just confirmed it

>tfw spent NYE with /fit/izens
>tfw everyone was trying to get digits and meme things like "we're all gonna make it" and "we're all getting gfs in 2019" and stuff, into reality
>tfw some of those posts got digits
>tfw you were drunk and started cheering, as if it actually mattered
We're all gonna make it brah.

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I actually dated a black girl for two years who used to hit me all the time. It usually wasn't too bad but one time she full on punched me in the face, thought she had broke my nose.
Thing is she would always cry and act all sorry after so I would always forgive her, never even thought of hitting her back either.

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>I actually dated a black girl
Drill for Oil, Suffer the Toil.

TIME TO UNJUST

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>Thing is she would always cry and act all sorry after so I would always forgive her
What a beta ass cuck you are

BUT ITS STARTING A CONVERSATION

Based

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She was my first proper gf man, we were both 15 when we first started dating and lost our virginity's with each other. That kinda relationship isn't too easy to just walk away from.

Is Drake Bell still JUSTED? Is there any hope for him?

Better late than never I guess

What's wrong with that statement?

They don't give a shit about men.

No

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>jkrowling.com/opinions/grindelwald-casting/
Did she know all along? How long has this been well known in the industry?

He got out of debt into 400,000 instead of -600,000 and music has gotten more notice. Not much on the acting front though.

Reminder that one of the founders of the MeToo movement is a confirmed pedophile.

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>victimization is a one way street
holy fuck when did people get so fucking stupid
depp and heard should both be strung up and shot

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - martin luther king jr

These tweets didnt age well.

I'm team Amber anyways.

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>unironically "quoting" a hypocritical nigger
I'd be inclined to give you the rope...
Thanks Vandal.

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GOD
DAMN
IT
I WANT TO EJACULATE INSIDE OF HER SO FUCKING BAD

>Thing is she would always cry and act all sorry after so I would always forgive her
Literally straight from the textbook of abusive relationships. If she was sorry she wouldn't have kept doing it to you.

Hopefuly in the future people can be more rational and fair!

I have a dream- The Ghandi

This dude is about to get a real shakeup if he doesn't wake up.

noh my god

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If you wouldn't allow her to sumerge your testicles in boiling acid just to get a kiss on the forehead you are a fucking liar.

>expecting liberals to admit their wrong even when you have factual evidence

It just just makes them double down on their wrong opinions and get violently angry.

So if Johnny Depp still has faithful fangirls they might be his ally against Amber Heard. Usually you won't hear female celebrities being the target of a real smear campaign.

Doug Stanhope coming for him was convincing enough

He's a pathetic alcoholic impotent cuck leaning on his sleazebag nihiilistic image, but the guy seems like he wants nothing from no one so he wouldnt lie

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Holy shit.

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>The lawsuit refers to an alleged incident in which Heard threw a bottle of vodka at Depp, resulting in an injury that required hand surgery. The suit also accuses Heard of punching Depp as he was in bed, kicking him on numerous occasions, and even staging her own attacks.

>"Unaware that members of Mr. Depp's security team (including an 18-year veteran of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department) were mere feet away, Ms. Heard falsely began yelling, 'Stop hitting me, Johnny,'" court documents state. "The interaction culminated with Ms. Heard making false allegations that Mr. Depp struck her with a cell phone, hit her and destroyed the penthouse. There were multiple eyewitnesses to this hoax."

>Depp's legal team believes Heard fabricated her claims in an effort to propel her career as the #MeToo movement was in full swing.

Literally Gone Girl.

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>He's a pathetic alcoholic impotent cuck leaning on his sleazebag nihiilistic image

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I have a strange feeling that Amber Heard is gonna get away with this unscathed. She'll play a victim card or something. She's a woman riding on a "metoo" movement - she'll find her allies.

>modern rich people's relationships are no different from cucks paying chaturbate whores to write their name on paper for a pic
this is insane, imagine being with someone you have no clue about their feelings that this stupid overcompesatory camgirl charade works somehow

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It's like you don't even realize that you're describing conservatives perfectly only replacing that one word with liberals

Well news organizations are just not picking up this story.

You know it.

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he's literally the "oh im so fucked up and jaded and rock n roll" that comedians in the 2000s were doing (Jim Jeffries)

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>y'all

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fuck

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She's like the Houdini of blowjobs, she can suck her way out of any bad situation. Literally almost her entire career was her playing a slut in movies, which reflects her behavior in real life.

jesus lord

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At least Rosamund actually loved Affleck, this bitch only loves herself.

Winona has been UNJUST since 2007

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#metoo might actually decide to excise her, calling her fake claims a detriment to the movement by undermining the credibility of real victims with her act.

I learned That shit in high school

>gfs best friend is a trailer trash slut who steals from people and does cocaine
>gf calls me crying one day saying her friend got raped
>i say no way in hell she probably fucked some guy at a party and her bf found out so now she's lying to save herself
>gf calls me a monster and says how could i think such a thing
>my gfs mom and sister say they dont want me coming over anymore since i think rape is a joke
>3 days later my gfs friend admits she fucked some dude at a party and didnt want her bf to know so she made the whole thing up

I demanded and got an apology from my gf, her mom and her sisters. And of course they immediately tried to act like nothing happened and never brought it up.

Just watch those leaked videos of her, no one would have walked away from her. everyone would have let her punch them around a little.

Wow that is extremely depressing.

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Nobody will press the issue because it would "discourage victims from speaking out". If anything this will be good for her career, and she'll suffer zero legal penalties.

user, what do you think this thread is about?

well done user, i am proud of you.

>zero legal penalties
not so sure about that.

Im sorry but the second a chick tries to legit fight me im out. Luckily ive had normal girlfriends my whole life.

actually, elon pumped and dumped amber heard without losing anything to her.
Musk's autism probably was too much to exploit even for amber "succubus" heard

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youtube.com/watch?v=bIwpgkRmOt4
;_;

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>got an apology from my gf, her mom and her sisters.
the fabled intergenerational sandwich

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I want to hatefuck her face, like the kind of facefuck that would make the facialabuse.com guys say "woah take it easy man"

Nice whataboutism libcuck

youtube.com/watch?v=rZx7wXiBArs
;_;

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Even knowing what we all know now any straight man would voluntarily submit himself to her will. She's the real life version of Eva Green's character in Sin City 2.

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you: "no u"

>Johnny Depp was a hardcore drug addict for years, using all his money on drugs until he started doing Disney shit
>Literally owned the Viper Room where River Phoenix died and was allegedly there when he died and may have given him the drugs that killed him
>Goes broke from heavy drug uses so he starts stealing money from his business partner in the Viper Room, Anthony Fox
>Anthony Fox sues Depp saying he stole millions of dollars from him
>Right before the court case is to go to trial Fox is mysteriously murdered and his abandoned truck found on the side of the road with a gun belonging to him reportedly missing
>His body is never found
>The case still ends up going to court where Depp is held responsible for stealing millions and forced to sell the Viper Room, and then cleans himself up for a number of years.
>Gets with Amber Heard, relapses and starts slapping her around

radaronline.com/exclusives/2016/02/johnny-depp-viper-room-busines-partner-anthony-fox-disappearance/

crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-items-revealed-1-revisited.html

charleyproject.org/case/anthony-vivien-fox

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Viper_Room

Johnny Depp fucked up his own career

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Nah
I’d punch her right in her smug fucking face until she broke down in tears

Nice buzzwords

>being that much of a beta faggot

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You now, all this doesnt change that Johnny depp still is a massive douche.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
Well it comes from your leftist playbook. What's the matter don't like your own rules being used against you?

cause your a stupid faggot beta orbiter. No different from that faggot mod who donated thousands of dollars to that retarded twitch streamer whore. Kill yourself beta nigger

No, she's correct. She is saying we need to hear all sides of the story before making a judgement - not immediately believe, or disbelieve anyone who says something. Just remain neutral until we get the facts

Imagine hitting her right in the windpipe with your elbow.

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fuck me, makes you want to cry

Oh man

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Feminists and women in general don't give a single flying fuck about men in general.

They really don't. I bet you anything this will be quietly ignored and swept under the rug.

Haha, that would be funny.

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Most feminist just want to be plowed hard by chad.
They fail to realize that, and that's part of the problem.

Nah that's fine, just because some women are cunts doesn't mean they all are. At the very least it's refreshing to see a woman stand up for a man whose being abused for a fucking change, this literally never happens.

females only act this way because spineless pussies allow them to. women can literally only do what men allow them to do. they never fought and won their rights, they never staged a revolution. everything in this world was given to them by dickless, brainless soi faggots. And other men could just as easily take everything away and treat them like Muslims treat their women.

I wish but her mom was goofy looking (had amazing bolt ons she loved to flaunt though) her one sister was a hottie but the other one was a mean lesbian. That is a goal of mine before i die to nail a girl, her sister and her mom.

The pretense that women care about men is an exhausting social contract that keeps men from reminding themselves of what they are and removing their rights

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I fucking hate the term "cancelled" in a way words can't express.

The SJWs fit that description. Your regular average women do.

>She's the real life version of Eva Green's character in Sin City 2

Eva should have got an oscar for how goddamn sexy and alluring she was in that movie. Never fapped so hard in my life. Every man needs to see that movie just for her scenes.

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>/fit/'s meme magic said we'd all get gfs in 2019
What? No magic is that strong.

Yes, we all know that both conservatives and liberals are as hateful and deceptive as the other. How about we try an honest system that advances the human race to explore the stars, instead of one that allows a small group of people to play kings on a single rock?

> rape

>not blocking her weak attempt at a punch spinning her around and hatefucking her doggystyle

Not only would the argument be over shed be begging you to explode in her. At least im assuming. Never had a gf who physically attacked me.

I'm into femdom but I won't submit to women with small tits, they're basically men.

Based Muskrat.

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>being so fucking retarded that you dont even know where the quote actually came from
>not knowing your enemy

pathetic retarded uneducated stormweenie

as all rapes, it was rape when it started, it wasnt when he finished

They can't be allowed to just ignore this. Hypocrisy of that magnitude can't go unaddressed .

Every girl ive ever dated, befriended, or worked with had a sex rape fantasy ALL of them. Not real rape mind you but pretend rape. I even roleplayed a rape attack with my ex. She loved it but I just felt uncomfortable. I like fucking women who arent crying and yelling no stop dont do this.

My ex tried to fight me. I literally slapped her back two times and told her it was bad behavior, like she was a cat or a toddler. Guess what, worked like a fucking charm. Still had to leave that cunt a few years later tho.
>boo hoo user we should move to another country
>throw away your good, but relatively low-paying job and wagecuck two shifts a day with no weekends or benefits so we can rent a shitty room in a marginally better country
>we'll find a good job for you there, I promise
Yeah, fucking right. She went to that shithole alone and is now working at a fucking fastfood chain. Dumb broad. Miss her, really.

>he doesn't like playing "Hide and go get it"
Are you sure you wouldn't be happier burying your cock in some dude-butt?

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Depp hasn't been relevant for at least 5 years.

some based black chick downright asked D&D to include more rape scenes during a panel

That's why I put quoted in quotes, user...

I'm feeling a murderous urge coming over me. I want to strangle every living woman until my wrists break

The fuck are you talking about?

Based

they will, woman secretly admire amber heard for being a bitch.

elon is such a chad now.

>Thing is she would always cry and act all sorry after
Had you never seen a movie with an abusive partner? That's textbook.

>it was rape when they started
He had literally just married here. In the period of history Game of Thrones apes martial rape didn't exist. You married a guy, he was fucking you when he felt like it.

>As a domestic violence survivor, I am beyond disappointed and disturbed that Depp wasn't recast the moment we all heard video of his abusive garbage behavior. #MeToo

lmao, I'm weak

Is it because of daddy issues or some shit? Fucking hate when girls try to do that shit and provide retarded sob stories.

i dont get it. did it come out that miss heard did that to him?

>implying poojeets are niggers

hair implants really make the difference.

I don't get it. Did Amber fuck his finger up and he is lying about it? REDPILL ME ON JOHNNY'S FINGER

Even now as all this comes out she refuses to apologize to Depp.

honestly even hearing they apologized makes this farfetched. i am surprised they didnt bring up some other bullshit and just argue. that or still saying you didnt believe the story from the start and that was weird.
personally, i doubt your tale.

Male abusers do it too, son. It's how they get you to stay after using you like a punching bag. Then again, I guess those faggots are also dealing with daddy issues and that's why they need to take their sad daddy feelings out on someone.

It has really not been a good couple months for the "rush to judgement" crowd, has it?
>Trump instructed Cohen to lie (and countless other Trump stories that fizzled out after a day)
>MAGA High Schoolers
>Jussie
>Depp

What does this mean for MJ and R Kelly?

and growth hormone/roids

Do try to keep up, slowpoke.

The replies are fucking gold

If it ever came out that R Kelly was innocent, he'd get no apology and all the accusers would just quietly ignore it and keep preaching the #victim/#metoo shit they've been preaching.

>video evidence
Fuck off

>she shit in his bed

Wtf is wrong with women

>If it ever came out that R Kelly was innocent

RKelly will never be innocent. If he is exonerated, the story will then switch to him obviously paying off the police and how this is the Patriarchy. That's how ti always works. They buy this shit based on emotional, gut reaction to limited reporting and when it goes south, they refuse to admit they are wrong and will believe any theory to supports their original response.

Where's that photo of her with the 'bruise' on her face that's obviously make-up?

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Poor guy

Man how did we get to the point where people like this are taken seriously and given authority?

ahahaha

Oh my god

>40 minute long video of him fucking a 14 year old while making her say she's 14 repeatedly
That nigga's screwed

So this is what it must feel like to be a teacher in a class for special kids.

>picture taken in bathroom
It's howdy doody time

Well there are a bunch of articles floating around now - about how badly her parents reacted to her coming out as bi. She's pulling a Kevin Spacey.

She'll get away with it, though. She's pretty.

>If it ever came out that R Kelly was innocent
there's literally video evidence of him doing exactly what he's accused of doing along with several other pictures of cp on his own camera all seized in a search of his own bedroom. pretty sure the only reason he got off was because his lawyers successfully argued that the evidence couldn't be used against him in court because the search and seizure was illegal as there was no cause for suspicion for them to search in the first place.

and that was just one case out of TONS of allegations against him. do you think there's some secret cabal that draws names out of a hat for who they'll target with "fake allegations" or something? these men like weinstein, jackson, and kelly face allegations because they have a very long history of being predatory.; longer than most of the retarded zoomers screeching about their innocence have even been alive.

>40 minute long video of him fucking a 14 year old while making her say she's 14 repeatedly
That wasn't him, it was his brother. lol

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I'm going to take the patrician choice a choose to believe neither of these people. I will let the courts decide instead

He moved onto Grimes ages ago dude

He was doing a thing for kids with cancer, not long after Amber fucked his finger up, so he makes up a story for the kid on the spot. Try not to be iq89 next time.

grimes is a major step down after amber heard. imagine going from banging johnny depp's girl behind his back to pic related.

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He realized very quickly that's she's bat shit insane and dumped her.

Why would you make everyone know it's your first day browsing 4channel like that?

Elon is a giga chad unlike johnny

Well R kelly actually did it

Yeah, she'll totally get out of out just like Argento did.

Yeah I'd rather be banging Cardi B

>she changed her name legally to "c" the scientific notation for speed of light in a vacuum because of Musk
>then he called thai cave diverman a pedo and they went their separate ways
>then the SEC served her papers and collected evidence from her computer

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as far as appearing in movies again? probably not. i think aquaman 2 already dropped her i heard.

more chad shit from elon:
he used to tell his 1st wife that if she was his employee he would fire her.

afaik he loves playing guitar, so that shit sucks even more.

>he loves playing guitar
pssst that's secret code for get drunk and doing speedballs

Weird Al cleaned up nicely.

DESU I think it's healed or he gets fucked on coke and wine before doing a gig. He said been touring with his ban Hollywood Vampires for the past year.

That bitch hates men. Like, actually hates men. She's got a pinned tweet saying men's rights don't matter. Her statement was less about getting rid of depp because she thought he was an abuser, and more about him being male

He was in a band with Cooper that actually toured around.

Elon 2024. Lets go

assuming he's a right handed player you hold the guitar pick with the thumb and index finger, so breaking your middle finger isn't a huge deal

At the very least its looking like she will be kicked out of aquaman which is a pretty big role given how retard successful it was.

>Y'all
Why is she speaking like she's black? What a goddamn airheahed bimbo

Wait, why do they believe him now? What happened?

dougstanhope.com/journal/2016/5/29/words-fail-me

He's an edgelord but at least he's honest

and hasn't sold out for a late night talk show gig like Jeffries

>y'all

I fucking hate twitter so much.

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it's lke seeing retards doing equations and drinking a soda without shitting themselves.
So fucking amazing, what a time to be alive.

Jesus fucking christ, it took THIS to make this dumb cunt realize that people are capable of being vindictive liars?

a fuck ton of evidence is coming out, security footage and testimonies that the allegations were false with a fuck ton of stuff pointing towards him being the one abused.

The security footage stuff was the most damning one, the cut on her eye didnt appear until the day she went to get the restraining order

the american way

>5'5''
fuck off, that midget just killed himself.

I would let Amber Heard beat my ass

It's a pathetic attempt to seem folksy and relatable

I want to cum inside Amber Heard but not Johnny Depp so Amber's story must be the true one.

reminder that the reason why his hygiene is shit is because he started dating AH, his hygiene was perfectly fine before 2011 when he first met her

Her whole response is "I'm not going to apologize to Depp or JK. I'm going to learn from my mistake and let the courts decide. When I first heard Amber Heards side of the story I rushed to judgment but now that this has come out I no longer have an opinion about it." You just know this bitch is fat and ugly and the only person that ever "domestically abused her" is herself by consuming enough fucking food to ballon up to the size of a whale.

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how do i get this feeling out of my head?
raised to respect and love women
>at 18
realize my mom is a cunt that wastes money in useless shit and cucks me cause "she loves me"
>at 21
working with women, realize they talk shit behind their back all the time and try to put the others down with rumos and shit talk, even ruining things so the others coulnd't work properly and they would standd out
>22
understood women aren't capable of being legit friends with other women like men do
the whole "bros before hoes" finally makes sense
>this makes me sad bros, it feels like i can marry and do whatever i want but i'll never have a life partner like i was led to believe, life is sad

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recommend me films in which the world was destroyed because of women

wasn't that just from him cutting himself?

>y'all
why does this word makes me so angry

>wasn't that just from him cutting himself?
that was him covering for her
in his new documents he says she did it

you really dont. you learn to love women irregardless of their faults. when you have children, just know the way you love your wife is how she feels for the kids, not you.

they are fun, at least for a while. Problem is that you play around and sometimes you let your guard down and you wake up with them on top trying to kill you because they dreamt on how you fucked other girls.
It's the fucking worst having to wake up at 5am and walking back to the parking lot in winter after bitch.exe crashed hard.

t. christcuck

consequenceofsound.net/2019/03/alice-cooper-johnny-depp-next-hollywood-vampires-album/

Johnny Depp is fucking psycho and the next place he's going to end up is in the morgue. He's super self destructive.

The red hat one that feminists love. Women fucked up so bad that taking their rights away and making them slaves seemed reasonable in comparison.

Kind of feels like we might be heading in that direction if this shit keeps up

doesn't mean you cant still jam

Depp is an abuser.

Y'all ain't naught but yankee faggots.

>abused for years
I wonder why

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=Db8y8oKjRFo

Poor guy. Haven't felt this sad in a long time. Feels like when my dad was covering for my mother's abuse. Guess I'll go take a walk.

Oh, well I guess it's OK to beat him up and trash his name and career then.

fucking lady kaEDE

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Uhh...nice hair?

Or maybe she's just from the south

Unironically not bad....

Kek this

Johnny Depp is violent and paranoid when he's drunk, which is often. He assaulted Heard which was witnessed by several people including his bodyguards. He settled out of court with Heard, giving her $7 million dollars, all of which she donated to charity.

Fuck Johnny Depp. That guy is crazy, and this is just another example of how he thinks the entire universe is conspiring against him.

Even meme magic isn't strong enough to make me confident enough to talk to girls

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Nope. 95% chance coastal city slicker or suburbanite. You're lucky you've never been on twitter.

we all get vigin gf if dub
even this user

>including his bodyguards
The bodyguards who have testified that they were pulling HER off HIM regularly? And I'm sure it was Depp's paranoia that made a lawyer file a suit along with video evidence. He's a magician after all.

>camera evidence supporting amber being abusive
>lol depp is just paranoid yall
die faggot. a decent man suffered because of this woman's issues and you think its great

I got a cute chubby GF who fucks me constantly and cooks healthy food for me 2 weeks ago. It's true, we're all gonna make it.

What are you? Some kind of faggot or something? Get the fuck out.

looks like I am forever alone

don't worry user, if i get dubs then you'll get an 14 year old gf

didn't she not immediately donate the money and only do it after it came off as suspect

Amber has video of Depp being abusive. He paid her $7 million dollars, dude. Not the other way around

She is the reason we don't already have colonized Mars

I'm not so sure about that
youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

and according to depp she only started recording after she pushed him over the edge

Depp has EIGHTY SEVEN videos of Heard being abusive. Neck yourself.

>slamming cupboards is being abusive
Fuck, turns out I've been abusing my dog for years.

oh baby

based del toro

Fear & Loathing 2: Winnipeg when????

>"victims need to be heard"
then how do you know they're victims?

>The tip of his pinky has more presence than Amber will ever have

The tip of his other finger though...

Have sex.

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the BEST timeline

I want to fugg Amber Heard so much fuckkk

29 yo boomer here.
random oldfags on Yea Forums helped me a decade ago. You'll get golden words of advice when you least expect then.

I wonder how many other stories similar to this one happen in Hollywood. And how many of them are swept under the rug because they don't fit the narrative or ideology. I assume a lot.
I guess Hollywood will always be a shithole.

Hopefully. I think the biggest problem is I don't know what to say so I keep putting it off.

They tried to ignore terry crews too until more people came out against his accuser

YA'LL

what will be Depp's comeback movie?

fantastic beasts 3?

Uhh,T-thanks

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I've heard of finger food before but there's a limit!

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i think he wants to wallow in this desu. he seems like the masochist type.

City of Lies is back on the menu boys.

you do realize that person is being sarcastic yes?

Right now he's recording with the Hollywood Vampires and then doing a short tour

#MeToo has been cancelled

>>Got a GF in January who is cute af and lurks with me on /wsg/ and Yea Forums

We can all make it lads

based alice cooper

>youtu.be/rZx7wXiBArs
12:20 you're welcome bros

we all know she notices the blacked threads in the catalog and bites her lips

Nothing better to find your center again than hanging out with your bros.

Weinstein

mj

He can have a gay orgy with Smollet and Kelly in prison for all I care.

me

I enjoyed that. Nothing special but I'd love to see a half-decent tribute band where one of the members was Johnny Depp

twitter women only started using it because the blacks did

yea because hanging around most likely stereotypically depressed musicians in a band that gets little to no play besides concerts for small to moderate crows is not wallowing in it.

his old school asked if he wanted to speak there, he proceeded to donate money with the stipulation that they never fucking talked to him again.

Who will play Depp and Heard in the inevitable biopic?

>alice cooper
>depressed
Oh child...

Everyone on twitter talks like that. It's surreal.

How does he pull the trigger? with his thumb? looks uncomfortable.

>browses Yea Forums
>not a bbc cuck
just how long have you been here?

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alright i didn't know it was alice cooper, so i will eat my words there and shut up.

1 year, 5 months, 6 weeks and 8 days

>looks uncomfortable
Only for a moment.

Remember Amber Heard's nudes? The ones that showed she was fucking insane?

They aged like wine

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the TOИTO MAИ pics?

No the american way to to invent a lie, sit on that lie and call everyone questioning it unpatriotic or liars and then when sitting on the lie turns into a quagmire blame predecessors because 'muh democracy' while everyone else realizes that America is a nation of donkeys led by the carrot on a stick by the true masters, their own self-importance, that leads them into more lies and quagmires.

>Speaking to NME last month, Cooper alleged that the media has spun a number of lies about Depp including substance abuse and a troubled financial status.

>"Almost everything I read about Johnny Depp was absolutely untrue. You know, I’m touring with him and it says here in the paper: ‘Well, you [Depp] weigh 90 lbs and you’re a drug addict and you’re drinking and that you’re out of money’ and all this stuff,” he said.

>I’ve never seen him look better in my life. I’ve never seen him happier. I’ve never heard him play better, and the way the press would have it is he’s a total destruction and ready to die. Totally not true.

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Of course. Women are never held accountable even when shit like this where the evidence is a mile long. Nothing will happen business as usual.

>abused by a girl
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

Under fucking rated

Link?

people like you are a fucking blight