Zoomers don't know that capeshit used to be capekino

I'm a zoomer and I watched this film as a child.

MOMMY

The difference back then is that these movies weren't pumped out by a single entity on a conveyor belt giving you multiple shit products every year.
Older super hero movies were just regularly made movies that had super heros in them. Not this goddamn agenda driven common denominator 3 times a year bullshit we see now.

>capekino
raimiman has no understanding of spider-man, just like burton did with batman

and before you say, yes, we know, who cares about comic books? well, clearly you do, since you watch movies based off them.

>Jokes I don't like
>How dare people find these jokes funny

>who cares about comic books? well, clearly you do, since you watch movies based off them.
I would bet my life that 97% of capeshit audience has never read a comic book from cover to cover

a. this was crap
b. zoomers watched it
c. you are a retard

I'm not even /pol/ and this really hurt to realize. Reality is almost always painful.

She hit the wall so fast between 2 and 3

no

Nolan Batman films were the last capekino
BRAVO

Nolan Batman films were the first capeshit

remember when capeshit movies were shot and edited with some pretense of creativity

youtube.com/watch?v=nL8hVXSDmNM

Begins was more like a fantasy movie while TDK and TDKR were more like crime dramas

The Dark Knight is the ONLY good capeshit movie that's EVER been made.

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Her tits are kino.

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this kino made my pee pee feel funny

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Spider-man 1 came out in 2002. Millennials born in the early-mid 90s actually saw in the theater, while Zoomers born in the late 90s were too young to consciously remember it in the theater because they were babbies, so you don't count.

Not true the Bane one was gud too

I work at Marlel studios: the post.

K I N O
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I was in 8th grade when this came out and always found dust ugly. My penis and I became life long fans of her after this movie.

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>make a few liberties when adapting a character to film
>HE DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE CHARACTER REEEEEEEEEEE
kys
But I agree with burton, motherfucker literally had batman hang upside down like a bat in one scene, what the fuck was he thinking?

Judging from the way Captain Marvel ia going all future superheroes will be smug untalented women who wear goofy costumes so you cant see their body and spend the whole movie talking about politics and how evil white men are.

This trilogy is vastly overrated on here. Decent blockbusters but Tobey was an atrocious Spiderman. Muh sympathetic villain got real old. Spiderman has synthetic webs. Cameron should have made these movies.

Meth Damon knocked her up and her tits got insane. She's near Christina Hendricks levels now.

She aged well

AAAAND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

How did they get away with this in a PG13 movie?

What was the last good era here?

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when it end?

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>tfw missus looks like The Dunst

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Late Millennial/Gen Y
You had Malcolm
Raimi's spiderman
X-games and X-TREME culture
Kino spongebob

Jewess

“No”
She’s a kraut.

Anyone got her modelling pictures?

>just like burton did with batman
*shoots you down with a machine gun*

niet

lol imagine being this much of a hemorrhoid

Krautdar is off faggot. She’s a walking bag of meat

gen y

spotted the nigger that is still upset over the uncle ben death scene

>He didn't see Alita
You people are the problem.

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This. The industry has been consolidating more and more ever since film being invented in the 1920s or whenever. It seems to follow a trend of more and bigger whales like Disney, marvel, etc but every now and then there’s a jolt or disruptor from an indie player

the only thing that's wrong with this scene is the gay ass tobey acting.

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Millenial cope im surprised you didnt add "yikes" in that post

Shut up Zoomer. Go listen to Justine gayber.

mid 30s ppl are still obsessing over a pop star that fizzled out years ago
Kek

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whats it like to fuck a white girl when youre not white? lol

>inb4 virgin user thinks they're fake because he doesn't understand how tits work

Women are ultimately all the same.

t. mutt thats fucked everything

>anime avatar poster
>garbage opinions
clockvverk

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>all the asshurt capeshitters responding to this
user is onto something.

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everything post-2006 is hellscape for all media

tl;dr: MouseCinematicUniverse fags can't relate to comic book kino, so if one can't understand it they musn't tolerate it.

Have fun watching your boring MCU movies

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Honestly I stopped reading comics when I was 16, and even then I never finished more than 3 series for my favorite ones. Noone cares about the sanctity of the lore for cape shit. Seriously, comics are one giant retcon that change every 10 years, back stories, motivations can completely change and most heroes are rebooted.

Raimi Spiderman is the only good adaptation of the character we will ever get.

FUCK your comic books, FUCK your manchild interests, AND FUCK NIGGERS

Obama's Re-election is when everything went to REAL shit.

Fuck you Fiege

ive never read a comic book and saw raimis spiderman

*blocks your path*

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there's that, but also the 2008 recession

The world ended after 9/11.

How did based Raimi get away with it?

>smug untalented women who wear goofy costumes

As opposed to smug untalented men that wear goofy costumes?

You guys are part of the problem.

It was a different time

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This hasn't even happened yet but the fact that it will makes me angry as fuck

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Because, unlike the hacks that work on the MCU, he has talent

it's called an erection, Zoomer! they're pretty cool

true but eric banananas hulk was best

her boobs in that movie are so kino

this kino made me feel funny in my pnats

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this. culture is dead.

saaaaaard efriken

Yikes. I was born in ‘97 but I’m a boomer through and through, deal with it with you fucking dummy

Raimi had a pretty good understanding of Spiderman. Anyone with even the smallest understanding of the difference between mediums realizes that you can't, and shouldn't, do a 1 to 1 adaptation.

Things need to be changed, streamlined, focused on, and reversed for it to work on the camera, because shocker, they're two different mediums.

itt: marvelbabbys getting butthurt over capekino

who's behind her?

Theres some heavy crossover happening for me between late millennial and early gen z, wtf am i?

(((They)) are, obviously.

Yep after 2012 the world has been off.
I guess the mayans were right in a way.

...Id Smash

>Teen Dunst is my waifu since Jumanji
>20s cocaine addict Dunst is my waifu
>Milfy big tit, down home, midwest wifey is my waifu
She is perfect.

cocaine? I didn't know this

Not sure why poltv doesn't hype her and Meth Damon is /ourcouple/.

She was a wild party slut after Spiderman. Settled down in her late 20s.

>a wild party slut
Well that I suspected

>MJ licked my anus.
>Which one?
>I only have one anus.
>No, which MJ?
>There's more than one?
>Yes, yes there is.
>How many?
>Enough. More than enough.
>And all of them will lick my anus?
>Perhaps.
>Perhaps?
>Did I stutter?
>Lil bit.

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>/pol/cels
>being emotionally capable of being positive about other people having sex

You know, I wasn’t with you until the end of your last sentence.

Imagine actually reading comic books. Imagine trying to push it as a positive trait.

I was 3, and I remember it.

And you said the mayans were wrong. Ha!

agree.

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based

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this scene is so fucking kino it makes me sad we'll never get anything like this again

*ahem*

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mommy

seriously though, she only look better in marie antoinette

youtube.com/watch?v=OKYVt9FU1QE
>"I will always be spiderman. you and I can never be.
why was spiderman 2 so fucking kino

This movie is terrible.

I almost shot some webs myself

i remember watching this movie in the theather

t. born in 1997

Return of the King is the cutoff point

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said no one ever

Amateur Raimi. Let Wan show you how it's done.

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why? not enough pack rape and quips for you, edgelord?

I was born in 1997 and remember seeing the first two Spider Man movies in the theater with my older brother you gatekeeping retard

21

Is this the thousand cock stare?

I agree that there were a few years there where popular culture was just awful. Almost no great movies or games, and SJWs in the media were running rampant and unchecked. Things got better pretty fast though. Since 2015 we've had Trump and massive pushback against SJWs, and films and videogames have been better lately too. I think we're going to make it.

What PS2 game is this?

In many ways,capeshit is the ONLY story worth telling, since the dawn of human recorded history

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show me a ps2 game that looks like that nigger

fire it up boys

SOMEONE POST THE TOPLESS PICS OF HER FROM WEBCAM!!!!

Calm down incel freak

Saw this in the theater and had my sexual awakening.

Has anyone posted this kino yet?

youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

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>believing that there will ever be a white Mary Jane again

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>we will NEVER get another movie like the first 2 SM movies
thanks you fucking yids

OR, it could be that we liked this dogshit as children, but we grew up. Same with Star Wars, same with Harry Potter.

Batman Returns is literally the best comic book movie ever made you disgusting pleb

>redhead mary jane
I'll allow it

All le ebin memes aside, that was one of the greatest kisses ever aired on tv of all time.

I remember being in middleschool and hanging upside down on a tree in an attempt to convince this girl I liked to kiss me like Spider-Man. She stuck her finger in my mouth hard when I closed my eyes, and I gagged, but it was kind of hot, and now I have an oral fixation fetish because of that.

Nice

I love the Raimi Spiderman movies and I have never read a page of a Spiderman comic book.

perfection

I was born in 2000, never saw the movie in theathers but I watched it at home and was my favorite movie when I was a kid. I remember I would don my spider-man costume and ride my bicycle with training wheels in a park

I saw SM1 in theaters as a small kid, the theater was really responsive with lots of cheering and laughs through out. I remember the crowd going apeshit when they kissed for the first time, people were clapping and cheering and popcorn was flying everywhere. I really miss movies like that.

MA MA

*suck suck*

*slurp*

MA MA

*suck suck*

*suck suck suck suck suck*

*POP*

MA MA!

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this shit is pure gold. underated post

jeeeesus im gonna have to watch this shit now

lol proved OP wrong righ there

This movie would have unironically made a sick video game campaign/story mode.

>I will NEVER kiss Alita

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I most vividly remember playing with this and a green goblin figure as a 5 year old in 2002. For some reason I have more memory seeing the first Harry Potter movie in theaters rather than the first Spider-Man, even though my memory of 2001 is nearly non-existent compared to my memory of 2002

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I remember i had this figure.

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you forgot based black teenage girls from fake futuristic cities in Africa schooling whiteboi incels

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>raimiman has no understanding of spider-man
I think he got the morals of Spiderman really spot on but other than that he was a bit off the mark. I like the Trilogy a lot but I think of it more as Raimi's take on a superhero than Spiderman itself. Nothing wrong with that of course.

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about the kino that is Superman 1978?

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The voice over on Lois and Superman's flight is laughably awful.

Fuck you guy!

It's a classic it's all been said before.

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So...pretty much Aquaman

>implying anyone on Yea Forums enjoys good movies

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nolan trilogy and watchmen

>RDJ untalented
unsubscribed

>nips through shirt = kino
kek

>zoomers don't understand that this now terrible genre used to be just mediocre

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The word you're looking for is camp.
And capecamp done right is capekino.

No, the word I was looking for was mediocre.
A movie being based on a comic book superhero inherently means the movie can't be anything more than a 5/10, and that the only people who will eat it up are the same kind of millennials who think internet shitposting is political activism.

Was anyone else surprised they didn't make brie a coal burner in the movie? Especially since Carol was in the 2014 comic run? Did the noseniggers finally lose?

I'm a mega pedo but I couldn't get off to that story. It's just way too sad.

>shitposting is activism
Well blogs were that not too long ago.
Some even called themselves journalists instead of bloggers.