ITT: early capeshit done right

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a terrible movie and an even worse adaptation.

The Rocketeer

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That movie was SO difficult to sit through

I genuinely want to know why.

It was too kino and I kept ejaculating in my pants.

>comics revolve around BRITISH victorian-era characters
>americans make movie
>WE GOTS TO HAVE AN 'MERICAN IN THERE

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It was bad?

It had some cool concepts like a tanks bulldozing victorian era england and bringing in Dorian Grey was a nice touch but failed to utilize uts setting to its fullest

based dalton made that movie great with her.

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>brits too poor to adapt their own material
when will they learn?

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>opening scene
>Quartermain is tracking Mr Hyde
>Mr Hyde is the enormous beast that Dr Jekyll transforms into
>Quartermain sees a GARGANTUAN bowler hat that was worn by Mr Hyde
>For some reason Mr Hyde's clothes also get bigger during a transformation

Why not? Mina turns her clothes into vampire bats when she flies.

Who gives a shit, nerd.

Mina is magic, she can do that
Dr Jekyll is science. He took a serum which affected him to become Mr Hyde. He didn't pour that serum over his clothes.

yeah and xavier is better than rick and morty right? fucking contrarian piece of shit.

Ignore the others. There are some very kino moments in this flick.

>Be me, twelve years old
>See League, think it's the shit
>Find out it's based on a comic
>Oh neat, comic books!
>Pick it up
>mfw

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That movie was fucking terrible

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When he first turns back into Jeckyll you can see his clothes don't fit anymore, which goes to prove he must've turn into Hyde, then put some oversized clothes on. The clothes don't change size. Stop overanalyzing this stupid movie.

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It was boring and nonsensical. The characters bore no resemblance to the source material, and the action sucked.

unironically this and x-men made making superhero movies okay again

not to mention in the book there's no physical transformation from jekyll to hyde. It's entirely psychological.

I liked it.

damn right

>Stop overanalyzing this stupid movie.

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>done right
he says about the movie that was so bad it forced Connery into retirement,.

>soul--League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
>soulless--Avengers

I like this movie even though the plot made no sense. The main villain is the one who assembles a team that eventually defeats him, what?

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The father of capeshit

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Made by a gay child molestor

reminded me of suicide squad

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And still the best one

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Mooreish

This was TDK before TDK be a thing.

Everyone hates this movie but my brother said it was awesome

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GIANT PITBULL NUTSACK

>This was TDKR before TDKR be a thing.
fixed that for you

Your brother is obviously a moron.

dorian grey was the bad guy. he was just part of the recruits.

damn, Angelina Jolie looks like *that*?

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A Christian made it?

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Rewatch it, the bad guy was Professor Moriarty. Dorian Grey was his pawn

Main character is Sean Connery. Him taking you on a ride is like going on safari with Steve Irwin. You're naturally gonna be comfy af.

Nice, Super Squad. Real nice.

Can't unsee the Phantom Limb

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This is the spoof kino we need right now

radical

>not knowing based Alan Moore hates the shit nobody asked for you keep making out of his comics

>character starts doing questionable things
>becomes dark man
Jesus Raimi

no, idiot

mr. hyde is a monster because he's a dick not because he can't think. he dresses himself, so he got the clothes made.

in the comic it's based off there is a physical transformation.

he went to a tailor while transformed into Mr Hyde?

He probably threatened a tailor to make him a suit and hat yeah

League is truly great, campy kino

yeah, he does. his clothes aren't ripped up until he starts getting chased. he walks around in a suit , hat, and cane; like a Victorian gentleman.

>we'll never see Hyde dying heroically tearing a flying saucer apart with his bare hands

true capekino

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He's not the Hulk man. Jekyll is a gentleman. A sadistic, rapey Gentleman but gentleman nonetheless.

i get you don't know anything about the source material (the book or the comics) but that also doesn't mean you can't figure out simple context clues in the movie to understand what happened. hyde rationally speaks in the movie.

I'm so sick of these Jekyll Internet Defense Force (JIDF) shills

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