/ALITA/

Against fungis
To the box office Alita has begone
Ticket sales up
Multiple times user has gone

First to me the ^w^ face
First into our hearts
Memes leading the way
Claiming her fame

She is the Panzer Kunst Elite
Born to Alite
Sequal repeat
Battle waifu

Healing our dead
Of the mouse shes ahead
Fed by cape dred

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Alita bring people together

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Mang that's good shit. I love stuff like this. Even before this was written, I realized that Cameron and I guess Rob decided they want to create an entire narrative and story of the traditional heroe's journey in the western tradition using eastern source material. Entirely ignoring the faithfulness and arguments about 1:1 translation from the manga to the screen, on its own the movie works phenomenally well and paying attention to all the details you know that they deliberately inserted all the symbolism, themes, motifs and religious/spiritual iconography.

This was no accident.

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Caption this

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i might go and watch Alita again on the weekend frens

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SEQUEL CONFIRMED

phoneposting and autism

>even Taiwan

CHINKS ALL OVER THE WORLD LOVE ALITA.

fug i wish i could see it in imax

Are you the original artist with a latest version, or did you do your own version from the original image? Alita's face is different.

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Apparently Captain Marvel takes a shot at James Cameron's film True Lies. No wonder the crew is fucking pissed at the movie and isn't afraid to like posts denouncing CM.

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AU REVOIR ALITTAHHH
t.Ido

I'm Ukrainian, but my native language is Russian, and in the recent years I've almost completely switched to English as my primary language for media consumption.

I wonder the same. The modified version's Alita looks better, but lacks the soul from the original one.

>No panzer kunst
>No elbow blades
>No Zapan
>No Jasugun
>No funny Desty Nova
>No flan
>No werewolf
This isn't and never will be Gunnm

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I'm merely reposting. No idea who changed it but I like the more accurate face better.

are you mad bout the floof

I brought it from 2ch, Russian imageboards. The local user changed the face, I'm not the author.

Alita is holding well in China. Theaters should absolutely do it instead of throwing empty screens away on Captain Fungus.

twitter.com/alitachinafans/status/1105805858783576066

haha he posted it again, guys. Look!

>No wonder the crew is fucking pissed at the movie and isn't afraid to like posts denouncing CM.
what are you talking about? what crew?

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2ch.pm/mov/res/2159379.html#2162120
This post.

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No that would be petty. I am mad at the lack of true cyberpunk. The scrapyard (renamed Iron city for no reason) is like a modern day comfy city in South America or Mexico when it's supposed to be a literal Hell like a 40k hive city

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My book arrived today! Not as heavy as I expected, the BR2049 artbook weighed just over 2kg (4,5lbs?), this is little over 500g.

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Neither was the OVA, you dumb nigger

I haven't had any urges towards pornography since i watched Alita last sunday.
Is this the power of healing?

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It's funny since Elysium copied the idea from Alita.

Wait, is Metropolis considered cyberpunk?

Scan the whole thing, please.

based and motorballpilled

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>HUR THREE AUTISTS POSTING WITH PHONES THAT CONSTANTLY CHANGE IP BECAUSE MOBILE DATA HAVE CREATED ALL THE ALITA THREADS, POSTS, IMAGE UPLOADS AND OC
You are such a retard Jerome. Cleary that isn't what is happening. That isn't how phone IPs work even.

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>No panzer kunst
>No elbow blades
>No Zapan
>No Jasugun
Yes to all of these
>No funny Desty Nova
>No flan
>No werewolf
Sequels may have these.

Sorry, I don't have a scanner.

>*klicken*
ja, das geht in meine cringe-sammlung!

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China number one (at least on TikTok):

>t. autistic phoneposter

Kek to the second one.

>user, does this mean we are winning?

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they did massage it for a wider audience thats true also you can blame the mexico/south american landscape on the political climate me thinks

I've merged the best versions of these two into one story image, if anyone's interested.

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>a literal Hell like a 40k hive city

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Fifth time about to start
Damn this cinema is old, seats probably remember the 90s

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Sweetheart, we are.

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>what are you looking at meatboy? get lost

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nice have fun

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My local theater has been around since the early 80's, hasn't been renovated since. Still has bullet holes in the bathroom that caused them to put up a "no guns allowed" sign on the doors.

Can someone re-make this, please?

Replace the Metropolis (1927) poster with the anime heavily influenced by it, Metropolis (2001) poster.

Replace Tron Legacy with Blade Runner 2049

Replace Total Recall (the shit remake) with the original Total Recall.

And replace Elysium with Alita: Battle Angel.

Go, go, GO!

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proof?

Tron Legacy was good you asswipe. So was Total Recall remake.

>I see you also live in Iron City user, we should meet

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holy shit i was in a dead thread.
i had to rename the webms.
anyone have the webm of her standing up on one arm?
i think it's my favourite part of the movie

I think this part where Hugo put the skates on Alita was cut from the movie because the video about the production showed it.

Tron Legacy had the kind of OST Alita would love

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Also, making it too grimdark risks making the setting comically dark. I've read some "social realist" literature, where the author over-did it and created a hilarious slapstic comedy.
The desperate human drive to make things cozy and pretty endures, even in the worst shitholes on Earth.

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I can not think of a more retarded looking and sounding language than Kraut. Like holy shit Hitler you are embarrassing.

Did the crew dislike some posts hating on CM? Sauce?

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you liked it?

Damn. Do you think Alita would have been more successful if it came out first? Or are you guys glad with the way things turned out?

I've merged the best versions of these two into one story image, if anyone's interested.

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The dandies from the Congo are both based and cursed.

They have a good taste in clothing while their families are starving. It's hilarious.

not that

Oh, you mean the one in the underworld? One second.

I haven't seen that - but they have liked tweets with the #AlitaChallenge hashtag, and preferring Alita over Captain Marvel.
If this had been a normal time, that sort of thing would just be good sport, but in 2019 they're taking a pretty big risk of being singled out and accused of racism/sexism/whatever.

Don't like the fact that one side is b/w, the other colored. It's all or nothing with her, remember?

>t. Jerome our pet Tumblrina bait poster
Great post as usual Jerome. Full of facts backing up your claims. How will any ALITA fan ever recover from getting so BTFO I just can't even understand.

Tron: Legacy was snooze tier. One of the only times I actually fell asleep at the cinema. They LITERALLY sit and do nothing right in the middle of the film. A kick-ass OST does not a good movie make.

Total Recall remake was BALLS.

I am going to an interview for a job on Friday because I want to be able to afford the Alita manga and blu-ray

the one I made? I wish the quality was better but it's fine for now I guess

>alita is turning neets into responsible people
holy moly

>double dubs
What did Alita mean by this?

Alita is pushing people to better themselves! nice

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Thanks.

>99
>77

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>Total Recall remake was BALLS
It stars two of the greatest seamen daemons so maybe it's worth a watch?

Good night, user.

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The power of love, baby!

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OH SHIT

You aren't fooling anyone with your phone posting. This post was your 13th IP in this thread. I've been counting. The other phone poster has 16 IPs. There is me and a few others and that is all the posters in the thread count.

If you wanna color in the b/w and post a new version, be my guest

Yeah, look at that literal hellhole. There's even women with purses *gasp*. It's almost like the city isn't some big meme cyberpunk nightmare but is actually complex and multilayered, with bad, crime ridden districts and decent ones where normal humans can live and work.

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For what it's worth, the Japanese name is actually Scrap Iron City.

So glad Rob didn't bow to the pressure to insert tacky fanservice like this

Look at that old man selling chicken at his stall. How horrifying! How could anyone survive in such brutal environment?

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what is HAUTAH

I want to bite those cyber arms

>>No Zapan
And then there's him.

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>tfw Rosa plays Alita's lewd bimbo copies

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I'm going to fucking cosplay as huge cardboard version of and take a group photo with some Alita cosplayers one day. While being pimped by Zapan. I can say I was there for the threads.

Zapan song
youtube.com/watch?v=VbgT70vuyAQ

What's the fluffy thing called again?

I don't need your permission to live

OC

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Undead/10

>that little smiles she makes when he touches her face
that wasn't acting

>poor quality bait
Give it up Jerome.

LOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

FIX'd

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How is this guy Zapan? He has no beard or a URM berzerker body.

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nice saved

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Is alitaposting in class recommended? Asking for a friend

>that wasn't acting
it was lust

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Saved

Depends on the class. Is it some bullshit class you have to take out of requirement and barely poses a challenge? Then yeah. Is it a class you have to take but also care about and does pose a challenge? No. Pay attention.

not quite, i was more interested in the part she lifts up, but it doesn't matter, i'll wait for a decent quality.
thanks anyway user

I mean, if you're not doing anything sure, but don't do it in the middle of a lecture.

hahahaha

The former
Tho I had a more important one this morning where I didn't pull out my phone

>a URM berzerker body.
Why should he start right away with a berserker body, it wouldn't make sense.

Here user
OC

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Well then, welcome back.

Maybe choose an easier perspective.

Do it for her

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lel

Nice job.

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it makes more sense that he would get it in the sequel and try to get revenge yet again

Checked. Good luck user. I haven’t smoked pot in 12 days since seeing Alita. Have a physical tomorrow for a second job and will be peeing clean.

OCTOPUS LIPS

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Keep on winning, China!

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KISSU

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>>>>>>>>>REMOVING METROPOLIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I fucking love China. They have good taste in movies. BR2049 was just a little slow for them.

Octopus don't have lips, they have a beak.

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are you serious?

The original Metropolis is NOT cyberpunk. The terms "cyber" and "punk" didn't even exist in 1927. It's modernist, it's futurist, it's a lot of things, but "cyberpunk" isn't one of them.

Have you seen the anime Metropolis? It's so good, is heavily influenced by the original 1927 movie, and actually IS cyberpunk.

yes

Higher quality OC

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PUT IT BACK

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>some old pass movie that isn't even cyberpunk gets replaced with a better and more relevant cyberpunk movie
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE
>t. that boomer that should have left Yea Forums and migrated to Facebook ten years ago but is too much of an autistic sperg to use mainstream social media

How do I convince my girlfriend that we have to watch alita in theaters a second time? I've already seen it with her once and 4 times on my own

Depends if she liked it. If she did, say the film should get the support, you can look out for details you didn't notice before, and so on. You got to convince her yourself. If you can't just go again yourself.

Saw Captain Marvel today.
It only makes Alita better by comparison.
Will go back to watch Alita for a sixth time tomorrow to cleanse my pallet.

Just ask if she wants to go, because Hugo's story feels better on the second watch when you know where he ends up. But if she doesn't want to go, don't force her of course.

if she doesnt want to just call her a dumb retard

No. It's a great movie, but it is NOT cyberpunk. "Cyber" implying computers exist and "punk" implying punk exists. Neither existed until the late 1970s, which would be AFTER 1927. It's not cyberpunk and the file is called Essential CYBERPUNK. That's final.

Thanks user. Saved.

I really hope you didn't pay to see Captain Marvel. Tell me you snuck in.

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If you bought your ticket to CM via Fandango, then MAYBE you'll be allowed to leave a user review on Rotten Tomatoes. If they don't just remove user reviews completely.

Tempt her with the promise of letting her peg you after the movie if she comes with you.

>Bring oranges and chocolate to share together

>makeout with her when Alita and Hugo kiss in the rain.

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RT reviews will just be Amazon Vine reviews for movies now. I remember all those five-star reviews for a snowblower that didn't even work because the Vine reviewers hadn't had any snow that year.

Kinda. Got two for one deal for me and a friend and chose the cheapest seats I could find. Awful forgettable agenda pushing trash.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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]:

the pic of alita have a shit quality

There's also better posters.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bcFsegqJsmY

Yeah, should be a better pic imo.

I'd even put this one.

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>just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

*SNIFFS*

is this official?

CEASE.

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Not recognizable enough at a distance.

Yes

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Can you do this in the United States of Idlibstan?

What scene?

Apparently that scene where CM falls into the Blockbuster, she gets up and sees a True Lies poster and shoots it.

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Why do you think you need to justify yourself? be a man and go see it, she can tag along if she wants to if she doesn't she can stay

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i wonder what she would smell like

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Cool fanart, saved.

These posters were really shit.
A lot of shit plastered in

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based

>you need to stop that now user, don't make me call Zapan

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POST THE WEBM OF HER KICKING THEIR ASSES. DON'T LEAVE ALITA IN DANGER.

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anyone got a gif of when she's gushing over the motorball on tv? that was super cute

Is Avalon actually any good? I tried to watch it and literally nearly fell asleep from how utterly bored I was. Actually shut it off not even halfway through.

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>Let The Rock get just one good whiff of what your cooking

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this should be a gif

I did my best, you guys...

Some of the photos lost resolution when I stretched them down.

I didn't want to use this because it was too similar to BR2049
Every other poster is the American version, so I wanted to stay consistent.

Here, I did my best to fix it. It's not much better, but it's the best I can do.

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That poster isn't much better. Put the one in with the close up of Alita's eye. That one is kino.

user is talking about this one.

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This one is my favourite.

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You dump her ass and tell her you can’t be with someone who doesn’t want to watch alita every day.

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this

I just bought this shit off amazon, I had to have it. Shame it only comes in a modest 18 x 28

This one is nice too.

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but it has some vaporwave cool colors

I've noticed she has tiny facial hair in these posters like the rest of humans. Does that even have a function or was it just a whim?

You answered your own question. I didn't like it and i am a big fan of Oshii.
It has some nice cinematography, badly aged cg, the music is nice, the actress look like an Slavic version of Motoko Kusanagi, but the movie ultimately fails.

/r/ing again a gif of alita expression faces fast reel

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Something like this one?

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I cant do gifs :(

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I'm the original artist and yes, I know I fucked up. I'm still learning.

I like this one.

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The function is probably for touch receptors, just like human facial hairs.

It turned out pretty good, user.

BREHS

:(

This one is PHOTO

Get plenty of sleep, and groom yourself properly. Land that job to keep up your weeb desires

GOD DAMN IT! This is the LAST time.

Save THIS one, if you must.

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Exactly it looks childish and faggy like a cheesy piece of fan art. Also the cartoon drawing of Alita looks like a 12 year old which is much younger then she appeared in the movie. Put the eyeball poster in it. It is a better representation of the actual film.

audible kek

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HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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she should look at yotsuba and smile, like before

They really went all out on putting pores on her face.

This was unnecessary cruelty, she didn't even try to talk to him.

lmao

>"That was pretty intense, huh?"
C U T E
U
T
E

Not even the people you were talking to but yeah fuck animu metropolis put back the original

He'd probably just scream like he always does.

user did you forget the previous 5 minutes where he was literally trying to kill her

Yes. All the other ones mentioned in this thread are cheesy and childish. This one is the best representation of the movie.

i'm fine with the eye poster, i didn't think about it

>she didn't even try to talk to him
He was about to turn her into italian mortadella

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>fuck animu
>on Yea Forums

Anyway....

No.

See:

AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH

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Cuteness overdose at 0.35

>I regret nothing and I'd do it again

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>expected the camera to cut away to Alita's face at the last second
>instead it zooms in on his head getting crushed like a grape

deliciously savage, I love it

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What else can I put in Alita's hand for edits?

>hey user I'm cold

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Mmmm

I know this isn't /ck/, but I LOVE mortadella. I love foods that have other foods inside them, like pepper jack cheese.

I've watched it 3 times. My first viewing experience was amazing. It was like I went to another timeline where this movie didn't flop. The theater was packed and the crowd was cheering and clapping. Every other viewing has had a crowd size about what you'd expect.

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Apu

HDR edition

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>what else can i put into Alita's hand

Hmmmm.

Gun
ice-cream cone
Nintendo Switch (pls do this)
3DS
Phone

Just think, that picture is 100% CG

Jim, Robert and WETA weaponised CGI cuteness

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BASED ALITA SHILL

that's because SHE LIKES ALL THE KILLING

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And make serial killer grimaces.

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Literal weaponized autism. That's what they created with this movie.

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What country ?

>She has vellus hair
AAAAAAAH SO CUTE
Also, should I put my TV into HDR mode?

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Good for you. On my first viewing I was next to some zoomer couple and the gf kept loudly complaining about how it wasn't funny and she thought they were going to see Captain Marvel

Her eyes are so mesmerizing.

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>watch it

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>Panzer Kunst

What's that about anyway? Do artworks of tanks prominently play into the plot of the movie or is that just one of those Japanese "let's take random German words/concepts and throw them in out of context" things?

She's just so pure. Given a another chance at life, no longer forced to be a soldier, and not even be on the "enemy's" side. She can have a father, fall in love, make friends, and discover who she really wants to be. She still is a warrior, with powers far long gone, but she can have more purpose than she did.
>You've been given a second chance at life, how many of us get that?

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Figure is the worst character in Alita history while Desty Nova is the best. Let that sink in and be a lesson to you meaty boys.

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The latter, user.

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Ever heard of the term "martial arts"?

>some zoomer couple
Zoomers are so lost in the sjw infection. It's no help saving them now.

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>not a luger

Bet Alita has a cute lil bum :3 (No Lewd).

Oh christ. Please tell me this is a joke.

It means Steel Fist in German dumbass. It's a martial art invented by Cyborgs for Cyborgs. Its purpose is for fighting in Zerog and specializes in using vibrations to destroy enemy cyborgs from the inside out.

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $400, Alex.

Did you save the final version, Peaches?

Over here:

you can do better than this

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Don't need to bet, you can see it when she walks around naked in her nanosex body.

>t. Didn't live before 9/11
Don't (you) me ever again you zoomer scum.

>an entire row of tiny old chattering asian ladies has showed up for this showing of /our girl/

W-what's going on

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Merkt das zwölfte Stück, ob du raschlich mit ihm enden will. So nehm dein Gewehr und Schwert zusammen im Futteral, und schraub dein bionischen Arm ab und werf ihn heftig nach ihm. Nach der Werfen lauff auf ihn zu und nütz Panzerkunst oder Gewehr, je nachdem, was du am besten passt.

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>It means Steel Fist in German dumbass

Except it doesn't, that would be Stahlfaust.
"Panzer Kunst" literally means "Tank art".

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Record their reactions user, if they have any.

Panzer = armor/tank
Kunst = art

Not necessarily. Panzer can also mean shell, in the case of a turtoise for example.

>It means Steel Fist
Wrong
Panzer is armored vehicle
Kunst is art
Literally, [martial] art for armored bodies

I'm '95, asshole.

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mein seiten

oh no
Mom Yea Forums is pretending to know a foreign language again

>the meaning of words can't change 5000 years into the future

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h-heil

Panzer means ''armored'', too.

I think you meant to say 500.

And no, not that much. German has remained practically the same for the past 500 years.

thats fucking great but i meant morelike one of those flipbook gifs of facial expressions since she does pretty much every expression imaginable in the movie

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tank art is better than steel fist

Holy shit German is easily the most retarded looking and sounding language in history. I would be so fucking embarrassed if my native language was German.

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I liked Figure Four, it's my favourite storyline so far with the best balance between humour, action, story telling and all around fun

>Figure I'll see this on a Saturday evening at around 1/2pm.
>No normies at that time.
>pack a flask of liquor for extra cosiness.
>tfw 2 multi-screen cinemas in town, not a single showing in either.

Ryangoslingscreaming.Gif
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>i, i can't lie
>i'm scared to open my eyes
>'cause what if i find
>nothin' at all
>nothin' at all

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Jeg er norsk, din erketulling! Bli igjen i Frankrike, din gjok!

>Blade Runner
9/10
>Metropolis
If you mean the German silent film from like the 1920s, then it's a good pick and definitely kino
>Tron
Never watched it
>Robocop
7/10
>Ghost in the Shell
Only watched the live adaption, which was pretty shit
>Terminator
9/10
>Technotise Edit Something
Dumb anime shit? Hard pass
>Minority Report
5/10 slightly overrated
>World on a Wire
Never heard of it
>Johnny Mnemonic
6/10 comfy 90s dystopia
>Hardware
4/10 extremely indie, but at least the aesthetics are cool
>Blade Runner 2049
8/10 comfy kino
>Avalon
Never heard of it, doesn't even look like cyberpunk
>Akira
Anime shit, next
>Alita
Haven't seen it yet but people say it's good
>Tetsuo
Anime cancer, who cares
>Total Recall
10/10
>Matrix
8/10, has less impact these days than back in the 90s
>Nirvana
Never heard of it
>Cypher
Never heard of it, but it's from the early 2000s so it's probably shit

>Panzer can also mean shell
>Panzer means ''armored'', too.
This is correct - so it can apply to bionic armor as well. It is a fighting art for machine bodies, precisely as Ido says.

>I liked Figure Four.
Stopped reading right there you damn no taste philistine. Garbage character who didn't do shit but be a shitty author self insert. Kaos was the superior character in every way shape and form. Too bad Alita didn't meet him first.

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Bit of both.
"Armor art" refers to how tank crews needed to predict enemy movement and act/prep beforehand, except in this case the "armor" is an engineered cyborg body.

It actually bites her in the ass a few times because she preemptively gets in a stance or throws a punch based on her prediction, when nobody was actually a threat.

It being in German is just because they thought it sounded cool and helped reinforce the idea of mixed people and cultures from Mars.

Yeah you tried that earlier bro, nobody cares about your shit opinion so stop being a faggot.

Damn, off by one

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Kaos is better than that monkey faced fucker.

I SERIOUSLY hope you lot are trolling.

English is a Germanic language. Yes, it's infused with lots of Latin and other vocabulary, but the structure and operations is Germanic. No German means no English.

based.
Germanic offshoots are far superior.
Dutch and Afrikaans sounds positively nice compared to standard G*rman.

t. Dane

Do they kiss in the manga, Figure and Alita?

Yeah and the US was a British colony. What is your point Kraut?

LOU COLLINS IS A SHIT

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This song has really grown on me. The first time the credits rolled i was kinda put off. But now i have to watch the credits and finish this song. And i listen to it in my car before i go see it.

Don't use "me thinks." It makes you sound fatter than you really are.

>Danish

I heard a Danish men speak, once. Literally sounds he was gargling on feces.

>Dutch

aka throat cancer?

Finally an image of the doll body's backside. Thanks, user!

>It being in German is just because they thought it sounded cool and helped reinforce the idea of mixed people and cultures from Mars.

Many historical fencing treatises are also in German. See for example
youtube.com/watch?v=jETLCm7k3sU

>Yeah and the US was a British colony

For like 2 years lmao. Then the Brits go nae nae'd.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oc_x4KAhJtI

No you are a shit you Nipponese Monkey. Go back too your shitty fishing village and never amount to anything at all!

why are the nips obsessed with germans and their ww2 tanks?

Nah Dutch is fine.
The problem with Dutch is the thick Moroccan accent that all dutchspeakers have these days

THIS IS NOT A
THIS IS NOT A
SWAN!
SWAN SONG

Why are there so many languages?

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NEW

Пoнимaeшь, пocлe вeликoй вoйны...

Why is there a swarm of peanuts

Hi, I'm user. Let me tell you my worthless opinions on movies, half of which I haven't seen, and a quarter of which I write off because I can't into anime, and yet here I am, on Yea Forums.

And, while I'm at it, let me do it all in a general for a movie I haven't seen yet.

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Probably like a lawnmower or weed eater.

Well, after the great war I told you about...

>Only watched the live adaption, which was pretty shit
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Watch the original movie from 1996 to wash out the shitstain left in your mouth, Its easily an 8/10
>Anime shit, next
oh wait nevermind, keep the shitstain in your mouth

they were allied during the last great war you dunce.
and the nips love of taking random foreign words is well known, French, German, English, even Russian.

They're the most Euroboo country around.

i heard this song on the radio today while working

>that punk
kek

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kek

>HlitaH
wut