Bond?
Bond?
Asher Cooper
Adrian Mitchell
Too gay
Nathan Ward
Too short and skinny. Yes Craig isn't tall but he doesn't look small on screen and Murphy does, and I can't see Murphy bulking up for the role anyway. Henry Cavill should easily be first choice.
Thomas Young
No. It's TOMMEH.
Brayden Brown
I like it
Liam Collins
What is that haircut called
Zachary Bennett
Cavill is too hunky and big to be Bond. I'd never believe a crazy bond henchmen could ever beat him 1v1 in a pure physical fight.
Connor Thomas
Bondu?
Justin Martinez
this
Landon Turner
Undercut
Angel Barnes
He's villain not a hero.
Ian Collins
>Bond
>Where?
>Down here!
Austin Fisher
He could easily break this mold
Joseph Clark
yes?
Henry Miller
Heads too weird
Alexander Thomas
no he should stick to playing trannies
Charles Cruz
for me its either nicholas hoult, charlie hunnam or tom hardy. henry cavill is too perfect, it would be distracting. we also need someone who isn't ancient and won't be 60 by the time they do a fifth movie
Anthony Myers
THanks user. I got the same face shape as him but not as feminine looking, I’m getting that shit.
Cooper Cook
The next bond will be a disabled m-f lesbian Trans ethnic
Parker Watson
What's your opinion on Dan Stevens. He's 6ft and has shown he can get into decent shape. Are we ready for two blonde Bonds in a row though.
Camden Robinson
Charles Rogers
Honestly I pray for the character's death so we needn't suffer more humiliation. Hasn't Bond done enough for England? Can he not retire with some dignity left?
As bad as negro-bond
Leo Scott
ye im cool with him playing bond
Michael Allen
For England, James?
Austin Wood
i considered him but he's very conventionally pretty, he would need to do a lot to stand out physically in any way.
Ryan Rogers
bond...
Michael Flores
kek what the fuck is that from ?
Ayden Anderson
Looks more like a Russian henchman with short hair. Might as well use Jason Statham if you're going down that route.
Kayden Walker
he's gonna be in a wheel chair in his third bond film. we need someone under 45 at LEAST.
Jackson Nelson
I have it on good authority that it's the guy from the Bodyguard (not the Kevin Costner film, it's a recent series, I never watched it).
Source: my cousin is a high up (also coincidentally Jewish on his mothers side, if that helps).
Jason Ortiz
From a TV show called Accused some years ago.
Cooper Ward
>plays Bond and the Bond girl
Would watch
Aaron Wright
fuck that's actually a good shout
Adam Ward
No it's not, he's 55 and will be close to 60 by the time his first Bond film comes along. Can you really see him lasting for 3+ films into his 60s with how action orientated these films have become. It needs to be someone under 40.
Ethan Miller
the mandatory sex scene would be very interesting
Nolan Price
Charlie Hunnam as bond would be hilarious and I want this to happen. Try and get in the Scottish guy from sons of anarchy too, even if it's for a cameo where he drops a little "Jackie boyyy" and Charlie Hunnam with his weird Geordie-American hybrid accent is all "actually the names bond, James Bond" and then they knowingly wink at the camera before the camera pans out and theyre drinking together in the clubhouse.
Ayden Foster
There is only one Bond of our time.
Connor Wright
it's just him jacking off in bond car
William Sanchez
cruise must e pushing 50 something now and hes still doing his own stunts isnt he ?
Dominic Cruz
Cruise is mental mate, I honestly think he'll be the cause of his own death.
Nathan Jones
That picture looks exactly as I imagine bond though. Could maybe have a short series where he's older/retiring?
Jeremiah Garcia
Cruise is an absolute madman and is the exception.
Oliver Butler
yeah hes a ballsy fucker but i have mad respect for him
Michael Cook
I'd like that, and older Bond with more espionage and less action. They won't do that though.
Ayden Campbell
Yes?
Justin Foster
I hated the final scene so much because before the movie even started I drank like 3 bottles of juice and during the final showdown I had to take a piss like motherfucker but I had no idea where the toilets in the kinoplex are so I almost piss myself because they kept on making it longer and longer.
Gavin Foster
Based
Brody Morris
I pierce brosnan burgered your sister?
Jonathan Lewis
Bond.
Ayden Mitchell
>short and skinny
Sounds based to me
Anthony Rivera
It’s funny this confusing meme became reality
Samuel Reyes
In reality, we all know the next bonds gonna look something like this...
Jonathan Hill
Richard Madden probably
But I'll be fine with any straight white male
Wyatt Richardson
Austin Wilson
Adam Robinson
Bond villain maybe
Josiah Turner
>Mr. Bond?
>What the fuck did I do?
Benjamin Perry
Cavill doesn't have enough charm or charisma
Thomas Green
how about ben affleck
batman
super man
daredevil
bond
Brandon Garcia
to be honest, i\d like to see Hardy as Bond and Murphy as the villain
Eli Sanders
>an american playing bond
No.
Aiden Baker
Id sooner see a negro play bond than an american
Juan Taylor
too old but fair enough
Bentley Adams
As far as I'm aware the Broccoli clan won't have any non-Brit play Bond, and even a non-white is out of the question though you won't catch Barbara saying this directly in public.
Tyler Bailey
Cavil as Bond and Murphy as Murphy's Law, his side-kick friend/enemy.
Isaacs as General M.
Find me a villain.
not Idris Elba
Jordan Gomez
FOR YOU
Xavier Young
>tfw you take a last look at your soon to be discarded cock
Angel Green
Nathaniel Nelson
a good pick....for goldeneye
Josiah Young
That's a dumb scene
Kayden Taylor
Is Cavill still in the doghouse after his #metoo comments?
Jonathan Gonzalez
fuck u mcnulty
Gavin Gutierrez
Fuck no. Too big and bulky. Bond isn't a superhero.
Grayson Diaz
This
Lucas Walker
Why does Sean Bean die in everything he's cast in?
Zachary Scott
>OT 8
He's left mortality behind several thousand thetons ago
Ayden Perez
Bound?
Eli Miller
Here's you Bond
John Perry
What a man
Gabriel Diaz
Miscast. He is really more of a Bond villain Tbh famm.
Tyler Powell
Fed burgers to your sister
Landon Rogers
ARFUH
Ayden Russell
SHALOM
Blake Harris
Too beta for a Bond. He's more Bond villain material.
Jason Morgan
Bond
Brayden Cox
>A Christopher Nolan film
Adrian Morales
Tom Hiddleston
Leo Morgan
they're in the process of destroying every man baby franchise at the moment, what makes you think they'll stop at bond?
Lucas Clark
I'd allow it.
Easton Walker
Because Barbara Broccoli and Eon Productions aren't Jews and won't allow it.
Brayden Richardson
Barnacle Cunnysnatch
Austin Adams
Bond?
Evan Price
Justin Ramirez
god I wish
Isaac Sullivan
You know Kit Harington will be in the running after GoT finishes.
Nathaniel Nguyen
He's all charm and charisma in The Man from UNCLE
Juan Fisher
>craig
>bond
Isaiah Moore
Murphy can't be modern Bond, because its basically another action movie which distills down to multiple hand to hand fight scenes and doesn't come off as a spy movie much. Murphy would absolutely be a good 007 if they changed what the franchise from now generic action movie back to a spy movie.
Kayden Diaz
What's up with this guy and ridiculous hats? Does he just show up to set wearing one and refuse to take it off?
James Sanchez
It's been many a moon since I seent this shitpost
Aaron Miller
Bond, Jane Bond's girl.
Jeremiah Phillips
Not masculine enough.
Levi Lee
No he’s boring in it besides being a handsome guy he’s not a good actor
Carson Scott
That John Madden guy from that series Bodygaurd or whatever. I thought he looked like a bitch until I watched that series and was convinced he'd make a good Bond if he changed the haircut.
Jayden Myers
>colin farrell
>jamie dornan
>adian turner
>brosnan
>fassbender
>cillian murphy
>liam neeson
>niall horan
>robert sheehan
>daniel day lewis
>gabriel byrne
>kenneth branagh
>all the guys from westlife
>all the guys from boyzone
>irish voted sexiest men in lots of polls and surveys
"ugly"
yeah, no.
Ryder Hernandez
>hwn be your dad
Ryan Diaz
Kit's gonna be wolverine
Matthew White
I like your style pacman
William Cooper
>one of the best cold opens in all of Bond
>top 10 Bond theme
>gives Desmond Llewelyn a proper send off
>both Bond girls are hot
>good mix of action, spying, and humor
>first half is genuinely great
>falters a bit after the reveal but at no point does it become a bad movie
Why am I supposed to hate this again?
David Rogers
You called?
Ryder Hall
Denise Richards and her character single-handedly gave this it's bad reputation, cut her out and it's close to Goldeneye-tier imo.
Robert Moore
>boundbased
Yes please user
Andrew Flores
>James Bond Begins, Winter 2022
Ethan Cruz
Am I the only person who never liked Daniel Craig as a Bond?
Joseph Hughes
he had 1 good bond movie and it was because he was playing poker. i like how his era keeps it pretty simple though without all the crazy gadgets
Kevin Fisher
Bond movies are great because of the gadgets though.
Matthew Ward
exactly.
Jeremiah Cruz
it's absolutely carsboated.
Gavin Miller
>people sperging about bond
>when not realizing the problem with the franchise are the shit villains
fucking mads is the last remarkable villain, and he was pretty fucking average.
Ian Hernandez
boNd
Adam Gray
after craig it's going to be hoult. he's even gaining weight for it now. dude is 6'3
Christopher Cooper
I think the world is ready for a twink Bond
Jose Bell
wait this isn't David Byrne?
Cameron Hill
>Last night I pierced the buns of your sister
Have I figured it out?
Nathan Perez
Come on. We all wanna see it
Jayden Reyes
>You want me back as James Bond again? Alright old boy that's fine however the new girl must be willing to...alter her weight for the role.
Who do you cast as the Architect's latest Bond Girl know his...designs for her, Yea Forums?
Gavin Gutierrez
huh
Benjamin Price
She has to gain a few pounds first though
Ryan Bell
What exactly is so bad about her? There are far worse Bond girls to hate
Adrian Cooper
>A few pounds? My dear, Dallas, you need to gain 60 lbs for this role. No worries, my wife and I shall endeavor to help you develop the girth for the role.
Michael Fisher
Can't act worth a shit.
Ethan Green
>imagining her fat
Why do I have a boner now, guys.
Gabriel Rivera
Would he be the best bond villian?
William Martin
I wouldnt put it past next Bond to be Bonobos Combatboots, but if they do, they'll make him the first Gay bond. Or some other schtick.
Jaxson Watson
*Frieza
Asher Ward
>imagining her fat
she already is
Cameron Adams
Been re watching all the old bond films, and I hate to say it but he the the absolute perfect blend. Only problem is he is very much used goods.
Isaiah Jenkins
>Been re watching all the old bond films
I think everyone has. The amount of Bond threads on Yea Forums shot up once all the movies got on Netflix
Logan Thomas
She's beyond parody bad as a hot nuclear physicist. Normally it'd be campy fun but Richards literally cannot act to save her life.
Xavier Foster
>The names Bond, Ja...
>FUCK OFF
Evan Thompson
Proofs
Detail his final fight with Bond.
Jeremiah Scott
Denise Richards is a nuclear physicist. I stopped watching when I learned that.
Anthony King
I thought about him too. Apparently women love him, but he doesn't look like Bond to me.
Kevin Cox
No manlets please
Nicholas Lewis
Bond and Bond girl (thicc) find themselves in a laboratory filled with sticc girls. Dr. Now's henchmen grab Bond and Dr. Now straps Bond girl to a table and begins a liposuction procedure. As Bond is fighting Now and henchmen the procedure continues and the girl is getting skinnier and skinnier. The fight finally ends with bond knocking Dr. Now into the liposuction machine and Bond sets the power to maximum and it sucks all the fat and skin of of Dr. Now leaving him as a skeleton. Bond rushes over to the table to see the now sticc girl. The final scene is Bond and girl racing through a city in an Aston Martin and ends with Bond pulling up to a McDonald's drive through.
Nathan Gonzalez
Grayson Green
>he had 1 good bond movie and it was because he was playing poker.
Umm how about Casino Royale was GREAT because:
1. Craig made Bond a badass again
2. Many exotic locations
3. Vesper was hot
4. Got the '64 Astin Martin back
5. Crazy villain
6. The movie is about Bond becoming Bond
Blake Richardson
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome...