Lmao Jonah Hill actually thinks he’s a “”””””””director””””””””

*unzips pants*
>Welcome to Hollywood

Based

jonah hill is pathetic in every shape and form, its really impressive, you think a person can lose some weight, hire a personal stylist, take some anxiety pills and be... you know... "fine".

not jonah. jonah is the incarnation of JUST, no matter wich circunstance.

piece of shit.

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GOD DAMN IT THE FUCKER JUST HAD TO SHOEHORN IN THE JEWISH BULLSHIT OF SEINFELD GETTING A BAGEL WITH LOX DIDN'T HE, AND RIGHT AT THE END TOO

I mean his Danny Brown video was perfectly fine but this just a big ball of nothing.

Its like he hoped that one take spinning pedestrian setting would end Up being some kind of incredible juxtaposition but when checking back the footage he tried to salvage It going full retard with Windows movie maker

Theres nothing wrong with being jewish

Hes probably one of the top ten greatest photographers of his generation. Say what you want but no denying he is very talented.

>Case and point

It's the only reason he has that career at all.

Jonah is single handledly bringing a neo revisionist grand scale retro pivoting alternative photography revolution. You better not speak about what you dont start, Jonah is a real eclectic autheur in many mediums.

ye its cool that he can direct a video like that but its just unwatchable shit.

>h8ful b8 m8, i r8 it a 14/88

this guy looks like the "cool" brother of jeremy from the quartering

Baste!

Looks good enough for a normie music video

Y'all just jealous...

why are you surprised? they are shilled by reviewers. the latest album was one of the best reviewed albums of 2013. ezra probably knows the top jewish chosen people.

>child actors: children of single mothers picking up their moms' mannerisms
if you give up custody of your kids, don't complain when they grow up gay

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No, from a certain point of view

what's the point of the split screen in this video?
this is how it should be used:
youtube.com/watch?v=EN9auBn6Jys

>all this because a french weathergirl bullied him on tv

its not the spinning that is the problem. nothing is in focus.

his le 90s movie was pure cringe

who listens to this gay music?

It's "case in point" you illiterate zoomer

yoghurt, salad, chicken.

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There is nothing wrong with his direction. WTF? It's a SHIT SONG from a SHIT band. WTF was he supposed to do with it? He got Seinfield to make it better.

un-just yourself Jonah. Keep doing BJJ and stop wearing hipster clothes/glasses. Fitting in is for losers.

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>directed a movie
uh yeah hes a director you fucking incel zoomer

This is some of the worst "music" I have heard in a long time.

whywhat... the fuck?

Explain this photo to me! Why would you create and release this? The fuck is he even wearing?

post what you listen to

Townes Van Zandt

Right now to that
youtu.be/jTQOWVuP8vo

that’s worse than vampire weekend jesus christ

Wrong you just got nigger cum in your brain

youtube.com/watch?v=M3eu1gW-bQ8

I actually like vamprie weekend but I'm not a big fan of that weird blubbering sound

can we post actually GOOD indie songs please? youtube.com/watch?v=tvqlt7OWTOk

aww that's awful. It's like they entered generic lyrics into a database and the computer came up with lines for them to sink in a horrible vocal key.

let Ethan Hawke show you how it's done
youtube.com/watch?v=i9HGwRbMiVY

God that looks horrible. Just stop Seth, you've lost it.

that was was the worst music and the worst video I've seen on the internet today. I don't even know who Jonah Hill is but now I hate him.

this is the most retarded post i've seen all day

no that danny brown video was cringe and shit

how new are you?

the video is shit but the song is fine

>yoghurt, salad, chicken
Yeah fucking RIGHT. Jonah "fatarse" Hill probably emailed Drake "pizza, lard, chicken skin" ...

Aspire weekend is shit but this is absolute trash I would be ashmaed and embarrassed if I knew somebody irl that listens to this

What the fuck, is this the 90s again? What is this Oasis/Beatles ripoff bullshit?

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How about this one?

youtu.be/IlkTVMMkCP4

lol, yeah that was pretty bad, but "worst video you've ever seen" is an exaggeration

> if I knew somebody irl who listens to this
guess it's a good thing you have no friends then

Not him, but don’t pretend that was intentional.

See, here's the thing about your fantasy, Ornella. You enter that room and fuck those guys, and when they're done, they toss you out, having used your one intrinsic piece of value. And you'll be famous for a while, as the slut who got tag teamed by two A Listers. But then, like all the other sluts who have done the same, you'll fade back into obscurity. Famous only in your pathetic little nation. And I'll continue to make movies and head lines. People will continue to obsess over me, whether I'm fat or thin, if I smell good, which films I'm in, how much money I make, who I am dating. And all the while you'll be remembering the time you fucked two guys who don't even know your name. Worth it? If you say yes, you're showing the world you're happy to be a common whore. When you are done with this little charade, come find me in Hollywood. I'm sure I can fit you into one of my music videos.

song is fucking shit, this one was a better video and song

youtu.be/bccKotFwzoY

>le epic celeb cameos
fuck off

>made you feel something
Thats a success, whether you like it or not.

Denzel Curry

this is the most retarded post i've seen all day

youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

Turned off after 20 seconds. Garbage made me dizzy

kino

>Case and point

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that is perfect

he looks like a fucking weirdo

>merely pretending :^)
Retards like you are why Yea Forums(nel) became reddit's sewer.

people are such followers that they will trick themselves into thinking he is cool person because hes a part of hollywood and in movies

He's the photographer of a generation. His art transcends the bounds of film and frame and enters your soul.

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lmao it's like an iMovie project in 6th grade

>Video unavailable

Post another link fgt

Why have I read this particular RDJ song in like 3 trailers recently?

Thats not Jonah hill, that's the guy that voices bobs burgers

why are you so angry

>it's like south park but get this
>it's live action
>and we get that kid from Room

post jonah kino

youtu.be/NwZD0pthP9Q

is he the LEAST CHILL guy in hollywood. come on my dude jonah what is that pose.

poor Jonah. Can he get anymore JUST?

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so this is the power of a publicist.

Come back when he kills himself over some 4/10 that marries him to further her career then dumps him to get alimony. I feel like he's the sacrifice to take all the world's insecurities and failings unto himself. It has been written.