Why did Tolkien shy away from making female villains?

Because besides reproduction, women are irrelevant to 99% of the things that happen in the world, and you only think otherwise because of decades of thirsty men giving women attention in vain attempts to get their dick wet. Ever notice when you're reading about something significant like a world war, almost all mention of women completely disappears?

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!

This scared the shit out of me as a kid

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I will never understand why some people are so afraid of females

He never wrote that Sauron wasn't trans

No one is afraid of women. We just don't like them.

I fucked countless tinder girls and had a fiance a few years ago. I went to sex addiction therapy.
Now I'm practicing semen retention and abstinence.
everybody who is sexually active knows anons who think getting laid = cures autism is probably not getting laid and probably autistic.

Yet you need to vent out your frustration here
Protected by anonymity

I just finished fucking my hand. I'm good.

>1,5 female characters
>speak total of 3,5 words
Why you would want more?

Why do liberals always use the word "afraid" for when I disagree with things? Like I'm not "afraid" of gays, I just think they're a net detriment to society; I'm not "afraid" of female power or whatever the fuck, I own a business and women just suck at getting work done

What the hell man? Just go gay if you hate women so much.

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I'm not a liberal but I can call you a coward if you prefer

You can always go back to rebbit and virtue signal for karma if that's more to your style, roastie.

t. discord tranny

1) You can be frustrated at things you dislike. In fact this seems more common than being frustrated at things you fear.

2) Knowing society will attack you if you express an idea publicly doesn't somehow indicate you are being dishonest.

Basically you are stupid and argue by regurgitating half understood talking points like a woman.

Nothing you can say will ever make me hire on any merit besides competency, which women rarely posses. Sorry that infuriates you.

>Knowing society will attack you if you express an idea publicly doesn't somehow indicate you are being dishonest
Yet you are still afraid to expose yourself and hold the ground for what you believe
i.e a spineless coward

females lack the resolve to turn to villainy. best they can manage is acts of petty selfishness, like divorcing a man and preventing him from seeing his children while claiming half the money he makes

desu i don't care
just like that point out people for what they are
instead of talking here, you should talk about how you fee to the women that work to you
stop being a pussy and face it

I didn't imply that was true. I merely pointed out why your reasoning was flawed.

Basically you are stupid and argue by regurgitating half understood talking points like a woman.

>females lack the resolve to turn to villainy.

haha have you even been in an "I Am Jazz" General?

Just face it that you are a coward that can't hold your own ground against people that do not agree with you
First step to changing it

How about you just go ahead and show us your tits or gtfo

DIdn't know trannies could be bi
Living and learning

Ungoliant and Shelob were villains.
Galadriel was almost one.

>DIdn't know trannies could be bi
Why would you assume they couldn't be? You seem stupid.

>Ungoliant
>Shelob

You shouldn't go around making assumptions, someone might call you what you are. I have had performance reviews with every female that has ever worked for me, and in each interview I carefully outlined and explained where they are falling short and how they can improve; their reactions have been either excuses, deflecting blame, crying, or walking out. No actual improvement. My theory is that this behavior can be attributed to their lower average I.Q. Perhaps you are a a woman? You sure act like one.

this

Females have no place in fantasy literature kino

t. angry tranny

>You shouldn't go around making assumptions
>make assumptions on the same reply
You are a special kind of stupid
Again, stop being a coward and face it against society

Because it goes with "people fear what they don't understand" or whatever.

wtf this just described my relationship except my gf lives with me

>"lol stop being a pussy and face the women who work for you"
>I do
>move goalposts instead
>"lol stop being a coward and face society"
>assumes that my board doesnt already consult major corporations on reducing their female workforce to improve efficiency and just held a summit for this exact project
Poke around in the news and you'll even find several articles about all this. You've run out of things to say now, just call me an incel already and call it a day.

simple as

females can't accomplish anything, not even being a villain

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Why would mental illness prevent a man from being bi?

>in Peter Jackson's entire LOTRs trilogy no two females speak to each other once
Based Jacko

>50 posts
>28 posters
Stop engaging unhinged tranny posters.

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In Unfinished Tales there is a woman who is a minor villain, Queen Beruthiel. She had ten cats that served as her spies, and could speak to them.

Because it's not realistic in a world where brute strength is how one achieves power.

Very high IQ post

Hey tranny check this out

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Browbeating tactic

Based Tolkein rallying against the cat ladies. He knew the mind disease of childless spinsters.

Because he was writing fantasy. In reality women are already the villains.

How do you find hookers these days? Online sites like eros? Or go to a strip club and ask for a private showing? I never leave my house so I have no idea where to start. Asking for a friend

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Baste

Fucking based.

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If you're in America, you go to Vegas, or you look for an escort. Escort websites exist as well. Escorts are basically hookers who "don't technically have to have sex with you therefore it's not prostitution" but we all know what it is.

If you're in Europe just go to the whorehouse.

>you won't literally destroy your whole life over something you dislike? Pussy
Lol
On the other hand, my life is already fucked so feel free to come to my place and I'll show you exactly what I think of women.

Based

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I din't fucking think so, you damned tranny!

bend over

This is child abuse. Wtf. Wtf is next?!

Lord willing, the end.

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And they call the shooting the crime.

ikr

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