ITT: Write Seinfeld episodes set in current day
ITT: Write Seinfeld episodes set in current day
Luis Cooper
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Josiah Jenkins
jerry gets an ipad
jerry lends kramer his car so he calls uber and kramer is his uber driver and charges him for the ride anyway
george keeps getting called an incel over the duration of an episode
Colton Lewis
>elaine finds georges cp folder
John Cox
jerry and elaine use reddit while george and kramer use Yea Forums, but then jerry gets sucked in and starts channing with george and kramer
Tyler Evans
twitter outrage culture attacking jerry for one of his sets.
Luke Bailey
>She starts fingering herself watching it
Evan Ward
I was bored yesterday so I imagined an episode around streaming, enjoy:
>[Cold open. Setting: Jerry’s apartment. The intercom buzzes.]
>J: Hello?
>G: It’s George.
>J: Come on up!
>[Jerry buzzes George in]
>[Kramer bursts through the door]
>K: Jerry, I’ve decided! I’m gonna become a streamer!
>[George walks in behind Kramer, almost getting hit by the door]
>J: A streamer?
>K: A streamer!
>J: What the heck are you talking about, Kramer?
>K: You know, record myself live for the internet!
>G: What, like the porno girls?
>K: No, George, videogames!
[Jerry and George at the same time]
>J: Porno girls??
>G: Videogames??
>K: Yeah it’s a huge thing online, people make a lot of money doing it! My friend Bob Sacramento told me about it!
>G: Yeah, I know what it is, but you’re no good at videogames!
>K: Oh is that so? Well I’ll have you know, Georgie boy, I’ve been practicing a lot!
>G: Oh so now you’re good?
>[Kramer snaps his fingers into a finger bang]
>K: I’m the killer!
>G: Okay, Mr. Killer but I’ll have you know that streaming is a very competitive business, how do you expect to gain AND MAINTAIN relevancy?
>K: Don’t worry about that, George, trust me. I’m... gonna be the stream.. king!
>G: You can’t be the stream king, Ninja’s the stream king!
>[Kramer violently shakes his hands and himself]
>K: AH, AH, AH, STREAM KING, GEORGE!
>J: Alright, alright that’s enough, George come on, Elaine is waiting; Kramer go back to you kingdom and go be a streamer or whatever it’s called!
>K: Oh, I’ll be streaming Jerry!
>J: Stream away!
>[Scene ends]
Tyler Cook
Elaine gets the abortion that finally renders her unable to have children
The side plot is that Kramer is going around giving people HIV.
Jackson James
This would actually be a good idea for an episode
Kevin Foster
I forgot how much I didn't enjoy this show.
Christopher Campbell
Tim Whatley announces at a party that he is transgender and becomes Tina Whatley, but later Elaine notices "Tina" seems to stare at the other women in the shower and in the bathroom.
Samuel Clark
Jerry becomes a livestreamer and plays Fortnite. Meanwhile, Kramer gets into trouble for saying a naughty word online.
Ayden Rivera
With only Bania defending him
Jordan Adams
Jerry matches with a tranny on Tinder
Elaine posts her ass on Instagram
Kramer gets hooked on Heroin
Austin Lewis
A women’s march occupies several city blocks and all of the gang’s time. George joins the march to pick up women but struggles to match their pace and gets too winded everytime he’s about to seal the deal. Jerry tries to convince people that most of the signs aren’t funny. Elaine doesn’t want to wear a pussy hat and gets shunned from the march. Kramer sells water to the protesters while Newman sells Gatorade at the other side of the road.
Tyler Peterson
Change it to Kramerica Industries Women’s March Stickers or Pussy Hats
Ian Roberts
Kramer pimps e-thots on twitch
Lucas Bailey
Ethan Adams
George and jerry are arguing over Yea Forums vs reddit, elaine is a normie that doesnt care / just uses facebook, and then kramer bursts in and says he only browses usenet
Nathan Carter
+ Elaines new boyfriend gets sucked into Yea Forums by George/Kramer, at the end of the episode she leaves him because of it
William Anderson
i still think Kramer looks fucking rad in this pic, why was he such a chad
Logan Hill
this would be a good episode
Hudson Mitchell
"So what's the deal with anti-vaxxers?"
Ayden Wilson
Kramer gets a sex change
Asher Garcia
jery get manbun
Ethan Garcia
bania is transvestite
Jace Reed
Joshua Jackson
>George joins Antifa after a girl she meets at the coffee shop invites her to a meeting
>has to go to a rally
>its actually a full on riot
>*slap bass*
>end credits
Colton Sanders
>Elaine: Kramer, you gotta stop reading those fake news websites.
Josiah Powell
Either she's autistic or has no idea what actual fun human interaction is like.
Nathan Stewart
lol she had her giant tits hanging out of a low cut blouse at the time. she bought her ticket to play that game
Gavin Barnes
>George: a sexually successful man is called Chad and a desirable woman is called Stacy
>Jerry: so I'm a Chad now? what do they call you then?
>Kramer: oh George is an incel, you know my friend Bob Sacamano was incel once -- didn't have sex for a whole year...
>Elaine: Stacy..Stacy...I can go with that
>George: You're what we call a roastie
>Jerry: a "roastie"? what are you, a BBQ fanatic now?
>Elaine: *laughs at George* I think you need to have sex
>*George storms out in anger and shoots up a nearby school*
Anthony Walker
I'm talking about the retard complaining about it. I saw the video before, Mary was having fun.
Elijah Sanders
Jerry: It's okay we don't need to use a taxi, we can get an uber
George: What's an uber?
Jerry: Well it's a person who picks you up in a ca.....
George: Like a taxi!
Jerry: Exactly
George: so why not just use a taxi then?
Jerry: well you can meet interesting people because you are sharing the car with other people.
George: You share the car! Why on earth would you pay to share the car with other people, you might as well go on public transport.
Jerry: public transport is unhygienic.
George: You're crazy
Jerry: You're short. You get an easy ride to picking up chicks, you should try it some time.
George:* raises eyebrows, tilts his head* Hey, that's not a bad idea
A few bah ding dong dong ding dings later
Jerry: Wait a second, I recognise that car.....
Kramer: Hey fellows, I'm your uber driver for today, get out of the cold and into the car
Jerry: Kramer what are you doing with my car? I said you could borrow it, not use it as a taxi!
Kramer: Well now I get to talk to interesting people and drive around leisurely. It's a win-win Jerry!
Jerry: I'm not paying for this trip, It's my car!
Kramer: Well technically it's under the uber rules now so you've got to pay ....otherwise there will be consequences.
Jerry: What consequences?
Kramer: Consequences, Jerry *hand waves*
George: Hey Kramer, did you pick up any girls doing this?
bah ding dong dong ding ding
John Gutierrez
perfect
Jace Edwards
kramer coaches a mtf tranny baseball team and they win national championship because they only play against girls
Asher Sullivan
George: You ever try internet dating Jerry?
Jerry: A few times, Why?
George: The workplace was talking about this app, Tinder I think it was called.
Jerry: Oh that, well isn't that just for hook-ups, flings, one off things.. you know
George: *raises both eyebrows and moves head backwards* Well that's even better! You get the best part of a relationship without the bad parts
Jerry: You're despicable
George: I've got to do what I've got to do. I'm not getting any younger.
Jerry: .... Or taller, or less bald
George: *sighs*
*Kramer bursts in, audience laughs*
George: Hey Kramer, have you used tinder before?
Kramer: Have I used it? *smirks and laughs, waves hand dismissively*, George I've finished it.
George: You've what?
Kramer: I've been using it for years, I was an early adopter... If she's on there, I've tried....and succeeded most of the time *giddy up*
A few bah ding dong dong ding dings later
George finds elaine on there, swipes left. She swipes right
More bah ding dong ding ding dings.
George: Well this is awkward. *pointing finger to the ground and moving it back and forth
Elaine: George there is no way it will happen. Get over your self!
bah ding dong dong ding ding bah buh buh
Christian Martin
George and Jerry are commiserating on last night's horrific double date at Jerry's apartment.
[Kramer barges in]
Kramer: I did it! I final-ly did it!
[Jerry turns around to the kitchen as if to say 'oh brother'
George: Did what? Did what??
Jerry: Oh, don't push him, it's bad enough we let him in
Kramer: You didn't think I could do it Jerry, but that's where you were wrong bucko, you see
I WENT RIGHT UP TO THE KIOSK AND SHOWED THEM MY CARD AND-
Jerry: You showed them you're card?
Kramer: Yes, my 'Feminist-DMT-Vape-VIP card'
Jerry: BUT YOU'RE A MAN!
George: DMT-Vape?
Kramer: Keep up George
Jerry (aside by the sofa): He's trying to score with this gorgeous activist at the Gym. I told you once you're past the 1st date, you won't know what to do with her! You're a lost man, at sea, a crumbling cookie in a vat of milk, you can't do it, there's no touchdown.
Kramer: Oh, absolutely, complete touchdown, you see I've been practising how to vape and once she sees my empathetic clouds of glory, I'll be like Tom Brady at the Superbowl.
George: I don't get it, how does vaping, get you this girl
Kramer: She sees my vaping skill and you know...clouds... one thing leads to another
George: Clouds? You're telling me all I have to do to get women is smoke in front of their faces?
Jerry: So what happened at the kiosk?
Kramer: Well to get in to their safe-space and talk to her you need to have this card
Jerry: IT SAYS HERE, KRAMER, GENDER: WOMAN
Kramer: That's just what you have to say to get into to these swanky places
George: So you got in, all you have to do is say you're a woman? You don't actually have to be a woman?
Kramer: Well.. you have to change your pronouns...
Jerry: All this, for this one girl?
Kramer: She called me the sweetest girl she'd ever met Jerry!
Kevin Bailey
>KAHMON GIRLS!
>you can do it! swing the bat between your gloves like the bat between your legs!
>tranny hits a home run
>GIDDIE UP
Ayden Gonzalez
Justin Gomez
I'M GONNA SAY IT JERRY!
Logan Howard
jery get ipad