Supernatural new episode TOMORROW already

next episode's promo
youtube.com/watch?v=d06VeFYTfFE
looks like another travelling back from time episode?
anyways, only 6 episodes left this season and with Michael gone and Jack being "me" again, how do you think the plot will go on from here?

welcome ITT:
>deAN memes
>reasonable amyposting
>season 14 discussion
>discussing other seasons
>webms
>waifu & best girl discussion
>buffy and angel, also x files if anyone has seen it (and similar genre shows)
>thread blessings for double digit purposes
>comfy things
>supernatural apus

not welcome ITT
>bitching about bumps and thread dying
>destiel worshiping
>faggotry
>you-know-who

GET. IN. HERE.

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>deAN we need more posters in these threads, I'll go check the lore maybe I'll find something useful

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>...

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>g-men

half life 3 confirmed?

where my thread regulars at?

Dabs

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Right here but I still can't post pics.
Just imagine I posted R.E.O..webm

cursing the thread because blessings wont work anymore

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great thread

I am exactly 0% psyched for this episode

I didn't watch last Friday's episode until yesterday

Am I....dare I even speak the words.... on the verge of dropping Supernatural? After so long?

It could happen.

only six episodes left? man, this season really flew by didn't it?

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It's a shorter season than usual, I think it's the second shortest after season 3

There is no better show to watch when you've gone to bed and try to sleep

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rewatching the first 5 atm, when dean was torturing alistar and ye got free, alistar started chanting off an incantation that was supposedly exorcising castiel from his host. why didnt they try this again?

>I feel you dean I really do, I just gotta do this my own way for once
>proceeds to get in the car with Dean

Anna is best girl. There is no debate.

TRUTH

SNEAK PEEK
youtube.com/watch?v=6JkeAkbFABA

>it's another one of the brothers using monster hunting to supress his emotional drama episode

but why the fuck is it sam this time? the entire season has been about deAN having problems. also, just kill c*stiel already

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wrong, jared's "sister" jaredina is best girl.

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What is it with this show and redheads?

do exorcisms even work on angels? season 4 was such a long time ago I had to google alistair. also, why the fuck wont google and youtoube give me any suggestions when I start typing supernatural? anyone else with that problem? I type s-u-p-e-r and it gives me all sorts of suggestions like superman and so on but as soon as I type s-u-p-e-r-n the suggestions just stop. what are they hiding?

the way they killed off michael was retarded.
the way they killed off asmodeus last season was retarded.
I assume the way they are going to kill the thing from the empty will be retarded.

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you'll watch it just because you've already wasted so much of your life on this show.
301 episodes that are 40 minutes long.. that is 12K+ minutes which is more than 8 full days.

we've all lost 8 days of our lives because of this show

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counter bless

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heavenly

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Found the CW marketer.
You should feel bad you failed this hard at life, but I doubt you have the IQ to self reflect.

>we couldd have had an A-list hollywood superstar Jensen Ackles but instead we got 14+ seasons of same thing Jensen Ackles

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It's kino either way

name a bigger show that people can't seem to let go of.
supernatural needs to end.

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anyone else got interested in biblical mythology because of this show? like abed from community said, bibl is so much more than jesus walking on water

I did watch the Passion of Christ a few weeks ago. It was great.

it's still somewhat decent for a show that has aired more than 300 episodes. But if are lucky, season 15 or 16 will be the last one, I'm guessing 16

Did she move her leg when she felt his twitch?

grey's anatomy? doctors die there also, way too much, more than the patiens and that show doesn't have a supernatural element in it. I think it's in season 15 atm? I quit that shit like 9 years ago

when was the last sex scene featured in the show? season 7? sam banged some chick in season 11 but it wasn't shown

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the simpsons

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so close
checked

not really

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>d
>e
>A
>N

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checked, double-8s alone in the thread

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deAN, so get this this, according to the lore the best way to attract posters is with a flower picked from the hanging gardens of babylon, soaked in the blood of a virgin
or waifuposting

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>waifuposting
I WOULD IF I WASN'T RANGE BANNED

t. Joposter user

I do wish they'd do more with the lore, and I don't just mean christian lore. They should do monster ofthe week episodes with 2 parts for example, that way they could still tell smaller separate stories but with more meaning and bigger impact. 40 minutes go by too fast. Also, if you span one monster of the week story for 2 episodes and establish more story they might actually pull of some semi-horror elements

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kek, based sammeh
how did that happen, magyar user?

>SAMMEH NO! we talked about this we don't have time to get all these items, we need the posters NOW! We're doing the alternative way to get the anons posting - I'm going to hang myself.

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>no need to be drramatical bois, I have the wee flower already, now we just need tha blood of thy virrgin

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I will give you my blood.
>hello deen

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>how did that happen, magyar user?
Some other people from the same ISP were probably spamming BLACKED on blue boards, I don't know.

is garth even dead or alive in the show? anyway, making him a werewolf was a dumb idea.

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What boards do you think each character frequents?

Sam
Dean
Cas
Bobby
Jack
Rowena

On second thought, switch Yea Forums with /adv/ for Jack.

dean posts on Yea Forums and lurks /h/
sammie goes to /his/
cas only visits tumblr
jack is exited that he discovered /mlp/ and /vp/
agree that rowena loves /hm/

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who is going to be the next character from bible that is going to make an appearace?
Joshua from season 5 when they visit heaven was obviously jesus, but it was never really confirmed. I would really like to see supernatural's version of jesus (preferred being played by a mexican actor)

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if they get some money they should do a time travelling episode where they go back to ancient near east, would be cool. I dont know maybe the plot could be that they are out of holy oil or some shit

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>I would really like to see supernatural's version of jesus
That will never happen, they don't want to lose the Jewish fan base.

Here but watching STD because I'm so fucking bored

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supernatural constantly makes pagan larpers and new age wiccas beyond triggered with their portrayals of paganism, but the larpagans and wiccas still keep watching it, despite being outraged

I assume it would be same with jesus. I mean after all, they did show god, or at least god's vessel

Not a show but Alita

those threads need to die, it's full of cringy incels who all have the same waifu

who's /pol/ Ketch or Crowley

Bobby seems like a magafag

claire is /pol/
ketch is too based to ever visit this site
bobby doesn't know how to use the internet he died too soon

>claire
CLAIRE!
explain?

she comes off as too edgy to be liberal

would be shit because they would have an extremely low budget

so these teens are back, what are they up to?

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dunno but I want to creampie the blonde

>The Nephilim were the offspring of the "sons of God" and the "daughters of men" before the Deluge, according to Genesis 6:1-4.

so the sons of god is angels or humans? also, the bible I read translated nephilim as "giant". would have been kino if Jack had been a big guy instead of what he is.

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CHECKED
also i want her wee flower!

I bet they were supposed to be in Wayward Sisters and the producers were like "fuck it, just roll them into the main show, whatever" and then smoked some more marijuana weed

pushing the lesbian agenda is what their up too,i fucking hated these characters

wait they were lezzos??

another preview pic

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Bobby and Dean would be on /o/ all day. Dean would also be on whatever board has tentacle porn

why do you guys and everyone in general like dean more than sammie?

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>those DSL

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>just kill Castiel already

Never ever, bitch.

>somebody still likes castiel post season 7
I bet you like d*stiel as well

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these pics are from 14x16

pic related is from 14x15

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I wonder what this is all about. but like seen in the promo, it seems like we're about to have a comedic episode?

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also, it's clearly dean & jack and sam & cas episode

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goodnight anons, I'll read the archived thread when I wake up

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i'm raising this thread from perdition

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he's still alive

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Doesn't really matter it's a duo well a trio and they work best together, split them up too long and things become very dull

Still in the truck

The last episode I watched was when Michael got control of Dean's body again. Fill me in, what happened inbetween then and now?

>Michael got control of Dean's body again. Fill me in, what happened inbetween then and now?
A whole lot of gayness

basically skip all episodes from the last one you saw because michael gets killed off the worst way possible and the whole thing was quite pointless

Now I'm intrigued as to what actually happened..

somehow I always miss this thread with the image in the OP, and well, I thought everybody went on break when my thread yesterday lasted 8 hours with pretty much just one other poster

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Why don't you just watch it?

billie the new death tells dean that he has to lock himself in a coffin and the coffin needs to be dropped in deep ocean.the coffin also gets a spell so it would be impossible to escape

obviously sam goes full deAN mode about it then a lot of weepie drama happens. eventually they manage to imprison michael inside dean's mind so fuck the coffin

daddy travells from 2003 to 2019 and sees his BOIZ. a lot of wet eyes
michael escapes deans mind but jack goes full naruto and just kills him. oh and castiel gets a gay kiss from one of the MotW bad guys. and apparentlyyou're filled

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he will, there's like 20 hours before next episode gets out

well so far I've managed to keep it up for like 9 hours wtf is going on we are not on a hiatus and next episode is in less than 24 hours

>Worst possible way
That's just wrong their have been many lackluster deaths and one stands head and shoulders above all the others as the worst the very fucking worst possible death, pic related

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Yea which makes me wonder why he's asking for spoilers, but W/E watch how you want I guess

Daily reminder that they did Death dirty.

to be fair I was honestly shocked when that happened

No bitching about slow threads, their is only like 30 of us, not everyone is here all the time we will all be here tomorrow though

it's not ok to call billie dirty just because she is black ok

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I will never stop being angry about it

>there are only like 30 of us

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Oh, no not her. I like her and all, but what they did to old Death was fucked up.

people bitching about Alt MIchael going out and Deus Ex'd still haven't realized this simply means something worse is about to happen. I mean yeah it's a bit disappointing just like Eve and Asmodeus for the wasted potential, but Eve was replaced by Godstiel, and both Eve and Alt Michael were killed by great moments from the protagonists. I already doubted them at the start of the season, the great string of episodes since Nihilism all the way to Ouroboros reminded me not to doubt them again at least for the rest of the season.

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I like to think that Deaths death broke her mentally and she just started larping as death with a fake sycthe the rest of the reapers just let it go
>She's got some shit to work through guys just let her think she's death ok she clearly needs this

>people bitching about Alt MIchael going out and Deus Ex'd still haven't realized this simply means something worse is about to happen
"something worse" has constantly been happening for 14 seasons and each time that "something worse" gets cleaned up quickly & nicely only to some other "even worse" thing could happen and kill sam and dean so that they could come back to life and face a new "something worse" kind of threat

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I've never seen more then 30 ips in any given thread, for years, so I'd say thats pretty accurate, not counting lurkers

>tfw I just realized that both the Winchester brothers and Sparda brothers are at their prime boomer ages

Goddamn, if only we could get a DMC X Supernatural crossover.

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I have no problem with it, jack burnt his soul away to do it, there have been much more disappointing deaths then this

Dean has always been boomer tier. I still love him.

what tune's are you listening to right now spn bros? i learned this song on the guitar back in 8th grade and totally forgot about it. it's so much fun to play

youtube.com/watch?v=2MVplfdNC6E

I think I've seen 40
but I could be wrong

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Dante = Dean
Virgil = Sam
Jack = Nero
So who the fuck is Cas? Trish?

HEAT OF THE MOMENT
all day every day
>dude, asia

we've reached 50-70 posters last year during season 13
>DMC X Supernatural crossover
I've always pointed it out, they even have the same hair length between Sam and Dean and Dante (original white hair) and Vergil
so what you want something less worse to happen? that's like asking to remove random victim death and splash of blood before the title sequence

Doubt it

>so what you want something less worse to happen?
I want them to kill off castiel and never bring him* back
Then the show returns to season 1 & 2 format with mostly MotW stories and less mytharc

>Doubt it
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/108300040/#q108371351

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Fake news, like 10 of those were me, the rest were you

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/108300040/#IS IT REAL AAAAAHHHH

Why do you have such a hateboner for Cas?

How dare you expose me

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the user saying ben is not dean's real son in me

Always remember the entire internet is just you me and that one other guy

mostly because the character only exists because of tumblr-pleasing at this point

>tfw I'm the one other guy

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It's true, they're still holding on to Destiel even if it's been something like 10 fucking years at this point.

gonna take a long shower, bump the thread in the next 30 minutes or so sombody

I don't care about them, never have, why would anyone base any opinion on what a bunch of tranny's think?

what if there's a god who gets more power with every (You)? What if all the thread regulars here teamed up for a hunt? How many seconds before we all die a bloody mess?

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Depends on what we're hunting I'm sure we could take a ghost, I mean 9/10ths of us would die I the attempt but I'm sure we could take out at least one ghost

I said it before I went to work and I'll say it again:
Anna is best girl.

cytu@be&r&Imgur_Fun_Lounge

^ A little something for you guys, enjoy.
Replace "&" with "/"
Replace "@" with "."
Had to get around the filter

Cheers lad
whens ketch coming back goddammit

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tumblr has a huge influence on this show
the writers know very well how to bait and please them without losing its straight male audience
youtube.com/watch?v=R_wVIkaOflI&t=152s

also, cockles exists. it's a tumblr fantasy that jensen ackles and misha collins are secretly gay for each other
youtube.com/watch?v=C0AGdn9NMec

I wouldn't hate castiel if got made into a recurring character like jody or garth that appears max 3 episodes per season
but have him around make stupid decisions which make no sense and then sam and dean always fucking forgiving every stupid shit he ever does is just unbearable

ketch and rowena >>>> every other supporting character

also when is ketch going to fuck mommy wintchester again

>Depends on what we're hunting
poosi

so what happened on Nashville? tumblrinas are angry about Jensen again for shooting down a delusion of theirs

Hindu pusy isn't worth hunting

what about the woman in white

you mean the convention? gonna go dig the net because it's always funny to read tumblr essays about jensen ackles hating gay people when he says destiel is not a thing
funny thing is they still love the guy. they should absolutely hate him for constantly crushing their biggest fantasy but yet they cant help but love him

seriously guys who has the scoop on the recent answer of Jensen Ackles that have the shippers seething YET AGAIN?

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share the good news with us if you find it. apparently it has to do with a denim shirt or something like that

I CANT FIND IT BUT IM LOOKING AAAAAAAAH

keep looking user. it has to do with a denim shirt

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holy shit, nvm I found it myself. What an inane thing to seethe over holy shit
>“They’re two separate shirts. I’ll ask him if it’s the same brand. If it is I’ll burn the one I have.”
Jensen basically joked if he shared the same shirt with Misha, then Jensen will burn the shirt

THIS IS STILL GOING??

What's left? They have conquered God and Devil.

HAHA
#destiel is trending on twitter, fans want everyone to vote dean and cas as tv's best couple

>they are actually nominated
zimbio.com/brackets/TV Couples March Madness 2019

will keep looking for outrage

where did you find it? if there is a vid, share
or share outrage screencaps

this is accurate, and mommy winchester is getting bobby dick now, besides ketch deserves someone better someone like idk a certain redheaded witch

>rewatching the early seasons
>Jeffrey Dean Morgan
hes so good and sam is still pretty bad. How is dean so good at acting.

forgot pic

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I saw angry tweets on my feed yesterday but i wasn't in the mood to dig into the shitpile to figure it out kek

I liked that Mike pulled them up on this exact thing, and its not really fair imo the only truly terrible decision he made was LEVIATIAN!!! and even then how the fuck else were they going to defeat raphael?

Dean use to be Jessica alba bf on dark angel so he had some experience, don't think Sam was in anything before supernatural

>YOU HAVE TO TOSS ME IN THE DAMN OCEAN SAMMY
>d-dean, michaels dead

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>don't think Sam was in anything before supernatural
gilmore girls and house of wax

>SAMMEH we talked about this there is no other waY
>but deAN

EVERYONE VOTE FOR THAT OTHER COUPLE
TUMBLR CAN HAVE THIS VICTORY

that would explain why I don't know never saw one, and only remember one thing about house of wax

>27 posters
only 3 missing
>tfw it's my mobile, and 2 work wifis

CANT**
FUCK.

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>I aLReady Made the Coffin, you ProMised mE sAmmeh

IT'S OVER 49% DESTIEL C'MON

So I'm all caught up with American Gods, I'm planning to start The Order. And I'm still slogging through Grimm 3

stop slogging it only gets more boring, if thats even possible

I can't believe there was a day I'd vote Legacies over Supernatural but hey at least Legashit is on the lead now

I need several shitshows to even dent half the lack of Supernatural on days that aren't Thursday. It's like asking for witches, demons and angels to cover for the lack of archangels.

>tfw the only shows I know there besides supernatural are grey's anatomy and arrow
whats up with so much shit new tv

>micheal died
theres no way hes actually dead right
The Order? S1 of american gods was good, looking forward to S2.

>Supernatural in its 14th season is STILL top 2 show in both demo and viewership for the CW
>STILL no spinoff somehow
literally where is the logic here?

I understand, good luck

they keep doing gimmick shit. Just set it in the same universe, it doesn't have to be connected to the main show in anything but the universe. reee

First episode of s2 is out, finally got to the house on the fucking rock

i can't get any juul flavors at my local spot. where can i get them?

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it's a new show on Netflix. Trailer looks interesting but I'm not holding out too much hope because it looks like it's limited to wizards and werewolves but eh, whatever. I've tried more shows for less, what's another. The meeting of the gods in the carousel was pretty decent

>gods shot and died. So are they just humans with powers or whats going on there.

the bullets have Latin engraving that loosely translates to god-killer in the books Bilquis was ran over by techno boy. They could always die

huh. Weird, alright then. seems a little weird considering they did the fucking Odin Zappy but alright, works for me. That meeting of the jesuss' was funny last season.

Didn't notice the bullets have "god killer" engraved in latin? also they are weak, you notice the strongest are ok

I'd unironically watch a Ketch-led MoL oriented spinoff where he reforms the BMoL and organizes other countries for an impending prophecy completely unrelated to the Winchesters

Also I'll mention that for Gods dead doesn't necessarily mean dead DO NOT READ THE NEXT SPOILER Mad Sweeney shows up to his own wake

I mean what else was Mr World going to do? Summon trade treaties and restaurant chains on the old gods? kek of course he'll use technology

Ketch and Rowena and Jack spinoff when?

hopefully soon but not with those lame kids from Lebanon. I want straight up action team effort with established characters as leads.

the meeting is something everyone whos read the book has been waiting on for years now, s1 was such a cocktease

He's dead, but theirs always the other Michael, the crazy one

the book was so fucking slow up until that part and then it slows down again. Laketown was comfy though and Hinzelman was one of the few things I guessed right before the revelation

those lame kids can fuck right off, jody and cute sheriff lady can cameo if they want

they shouldn't have overloaded on the Wayward Sisters too much. Jody and Donna should have been the lead, and they should have thrown in a token guy character or two in the spinoff, Man what a waste. That failure really killed future prospects of a spinoff. Fucking Pedowitz

its a slow book I like it, all the little vignettes of various coming to America story's and lake town might be some of the comfiest shit i've ever read, but did you get that Sam was also a god?

I know, I have no problem with Jody or Cute sheriff but try something more then a gimmicky, "all girls spn" that will never work, none of the fan-bases want that, and just a random thought is their any other show or film, with a fan-base where every group hates each other this much?

some weird shit went down

fucking shit, it was some roastie commie i bet

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>all the little vignettes of various coming to America
best parts of the book
>did you get that Sam was also a god?
There were lots of things that went over my head because I am more familiar with Greco-Roman, and Egyptian mythology so the Norse references and the more obscure pantheons had me confused a bit so no, I did not pick that up. What god is she?

lately it seems like dean has more to do and more things are centered around his reactions and takes.
script usually has sam looking intently and twitching his neck a bit

>you notice the strongest are ok
shouldn't Media be capable of creating a new god to foil an old god though? Imagine Media hyping Thor thanks to the MCU and turning that new Thor against an actual old god Thor. Belief spawns the god right?

Because I want to be a chad and take care of my little brother sammeh

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Manic pixie dream girl, and she doesn't know she's a god because shes just so random lol gayman also using the old names for most of them, which was always clever I thought its all right in front of you but using names you'd never know e.g. mama-ji=kali-ma

thats true I suppose. Vulcan died in a pretty 'normal' way too with the stabbing.
wasn't he supposed to die in S1? also thats a really quick turnaround on ressurection.

Media got fucked up, she's out for now, and all that has happened already Media and Tech-Boy are turning old gods and we've already seen more then a few

>MPDG
So she's a new god? idgi
>gayman also using the old names for most of them
ya that's how I figured out Anubis. The Jacquel was too on the nose

oh and no, the belief is still tied to the og one, their might be more but good luck getting them to fight each other, at least in the book no incarnation of a god ever fought another one of their own incarnations

>suppose to die s1
no shadow hasn't even met the morticians yet

Vulcan was killed by a god-made weapon he himself made, and the blade was an offering to and wielded by Odin
>Media got fucked up
How though, only her spooks got hit by the lightning unless Ostara captured her and made her a pussy slave?

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tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManicPixieDreamGirl every waifu you've ever had probably is one, yes shes new but she's a bit odd since she doesn't even know what she is

>belief is still tied to the og one
but somehow there are dozens of Jesus depending on the denomination and ethnicity. Yea I don't buy it

We don't know exactly how yet, obviously they had to find a way to explain why its a new actress and this is in keeping with the lore, a god can come back but they might be a bit different then they were

And none of the Jesus's would ever fight each other, besides Jesus is another special case since he has such a massive amount of power compared to literally every other god

imagine if Supernatural actually took the time to make pagan deities more active now that heaven is a lot weaker. All we figured out heaven is outsourcing to Osiris. What about the other deities who wanted to fuck up and claim the world for themselves? Kali is still alive

>he has such a massive amount of power compared to literally every other god
but the Mexicans crossing the border had their Jesus killed by Christian Americans so it seems like they still have different power levels

also I like how American Gods have the gods trying (or failing) to adapt to the modern world through their means of worship. In Supernatural, the only deities to really follow through with their affinity is Veritas who becamse a news reporter, and maybe Vesta who capitalized on the virginity/chastity vows. Everybody else was just a generic human-eater

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and he resurrected, he probably does shit like that every week for a power boost

Osiris was great we need more of that

>he probably does shit like that every week for a power boost
well I suppose when you put it that way. I was for a moment confused if Mad Sweeny was referring to Ostara or the Jesus Squad when it came to resurrections

time for me to sleep lads. fuck i've been late to the party twice in a row now. see you on the live stream thread tomorrow AND REMINDER to the ketchup anons, WE HAVE NO TIME TO SPOILER POSTS IN A LIVE DISCUSSION THREAD. Goodnight

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sweet dreams from op, user

mad sweeney refers to mad sweeney, told you not to read the spoiler

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this is not the live thread, and sure anyone who doesn't want instant spoilers tomorrow can fuck off or at least not complain, sleep well

well i dont really care that much, im just tuning in to see how they deviate from the book

>this is not the live thread
quite plainly the reminder was for tomorrow

Zeus and Artemis was it? were ok, Zeus just wanted to take fire back so everyone would believe in him again

well yea just being pedantic, now go to sleep, its a big day tomorrow

Zeus did jackshit related to his dominion. Artemis wasn't even capitalizing on hunters anymore despite Sam explicitly saying ancient hunters used to pray to her. I was hoping she'd show up and teach the brats in Wayward Sisters.

But if you haven't read the book then...or are you one that has? in which case this discussion just got very confusing, all this is spelled out in the book

>hunters not praying to artemis or getting boons to hunt the beasties
legit made me mad when I saw they dropped that shit like hot potatoes.

>all this is spelled out in the book
i read the author's preferred text and not the edition that was initially for sale so I don't know how much was changed but I'm pretty sure Mad Sweeny and Laura had ZERO interaction in the book, at least not to the degree the series has shown

they could've done a lot more, but zeus threw around lightning and wanted his fire back from prometheus, the setup is all their, although it would be great if maybe how dean occasionally prays to god, maybe sam starts praying to Artemis

>that one azted / mayan god who just retired after being a champ in every single sport he could
legend.

yea all thats total bullshit as everyone knows dead wife is getting waaaaay to much fucking screen time, but at least it gives us more sweeney, and its going so slow we have not gotten to his death yet

Where the fuck is Allah in this series?

you guys know another deity-related thing that they failed to do? Kali's blood spell that bound Gabriel to her. They could have used that as a reason how Gabriel survived. WE HAVE ZERO RECURRING PAGAN DEITIES, FOLKS AND THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

heavily implied that Allah is simply another name for Chuck when Alt-Michael appears before a praying Muslim and throws him against the wall

>Kali is still alive
what? satan fucking roasted her

>satan fucking roasted her
Gabriel stepped in and Sam and Dean whisked her off aboard Baby
I imagined dead wife to be a lote more fuckable at least Bobby's dead-wife zombie tier beautiful

>it's another Christianity episode

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I really need to watch s1-5 again

i'm out tonight.

however, tune in tomorrow. i am taking pics of all the supernatural things i have, from medallions, the pens, to temp tattoos, to board games (clue and monopoly) and what all else i find

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that should be automatic

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read the book again, she is the very definition of a dead fish, or rotting corpse w/e you prefer, when she comes to hang out in lake town, shadow is trying not to gag once or twice

well dead wife already looked dead even before she was dead so yea

Gabe is the most based being in all of existence

not yet, i'm thinking after s14 ends it will be time

fuck it i said ill be sleeping 20 posts ago and it's past midnight

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I forget, do the gods in SPN work like in Pratchett (and by extension, Gayman)'s work? Where more followers = more power? I thought they did, in which case Kali should at least be the equal of Lucifer

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>deAN yoU neED to sleEP and eAT kALE, kaLES gOOd fOr U deAN wE neED tO TalK aBouT KaLE

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kale is good but sam should really be eating broccoli and spinach, both of which are superior

i think sam is just a hipster

only the pagan gods work on the belief system, not the angels, she was the strongest of the pagan gods, still got btfo, luci is just too strong

They definitely get more powerful with more worship but I doubt many of them could seriously challenge an archangel. Kali’s fireblast may not have dented Lucifer but her magic was enough to overpower other deities (i.e., Mercury) and even bind an archangel to her (i.e., bloodspell with Gabriel). She won’t win a straight up fight but with potent spells she may pose a significant threat

Okay sammeh i just fapped and probably nutted on my supernatural devil’s trap jammies now I will probably fall asleep

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The way I figured it would work is this:
>the main deity gets the most power, based on number of powers
>lesser gods (including angels and archangels) would get less power than that, depending on the religion
So the Christian/Muslim God/Chuck would be the most powerful (at least of Earth deities). But I'd be surprised if Lucifer is even 1% of God. So while God would have the power of 3.8 billion people, Lucifer would max out around 38 million. Far weaker than Kali, a major god in a religion with 1.15 billion followers.

But then again, the lore in Supernatural is all sorts of fucked up. Lucifer in the Bible is actually weak as fuck. He got his ass beat by a regular angel after Michael kicked him out.

no chuck created reality, he is all powerful, unless you count the other primordial beings lke the darkness the empty and death, everything else as far as we know was created by chuck, the pagan gods run on the belief of people, maybe they created the gods maybe not, chicken and egg shit, but above them all is chuck and below chuck but still above them all is the archangels, you have to understand that its makes perfect sense that chuck would allow pagan gods to exist and grow in power, free will and all, but his kids are always the strongest, basically

you dn't get it, only the pagan gods run on belief, chuck is GOD in the literally complete sense, belief is just an ego boost for him, he is power all power