>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I.... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administration
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administartion centre. Who's this callin?"
>Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what type of porn will you wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Alright then. One moment please.... and you are set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uniterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir. And god bless the queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Be britbong
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Fuck I forgot they put this through
Do we need em
how does it work? there is no way they can manually block all porn sites
I bet they'll use a frame that you'll be able to hide with ublockO.
theres no way the population voted for that
This is hilarious. It will also be probably correlated to the number of rapes increasing.
>buying a porn pass from your local paki or poo store owner
>he winks at you with a smile
beyond kek'd
first tv license, now porn license. jesus christ bongs, what the fuck is going on. this is like right out of the kinoplex threads kek
Twist at the end woz bloody daft m8
ISPs now have have to block shit by default even outside parental filters they normally have. And also the law is super fucking vague and gives them basically carte blanche to block whatever they like.
>watching english movie
>OI M8 WHAT YOU GOING ON ABOUT, ME AND ME LADS WANT SOME BANGAHS AND MASH YOU IN? ROIGHT! GO ON MAN
>"lol Americans are such prudes! why are they so afraid of sex lol?"
>"You now have to have a literal license to view porn on the Internet."
The Euro-bot mindset really baffles me. It's a complex lexicon of constant contradictions.
Brits should practice public masturbation in protest
Brits are barely Yuros, at least not culturally
Vanilla hardcore porn wasn't even legal here until around 2001, we're massive prudes
Europe consists in different countries with distinct cultures and laws.
We've also outlawed a lot of fetish porn production. I think maybe even bondage is banned? Facesitting definitely is. We can view it but it can't be produced here.
Maybe it's the beginning of sharia law.
The ending was lazy but otherwise made me chuckle
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I've oft found this confusing to me, as an American. In the EU flirting and courting is often more up front and blunt, but porn and sex and viewed more conservatively than in the US. So its like men are expected to be up front and plain with a girl but then not ever mention the unmentionables? Whereas here in the US we beat around the bush constantly but asses and titties are everywhere in our culture.
I'm okay with this
Porn is a cancer on society on the same level as hardcore drugs, it should be completely banned
You think the population gets a vote?
Even hentai drawings of adult women?
>Facesitting definitely is. We can view it but it can't be produced here.
I am completely baffled as to why.
I'm a moral conservative traditionalist and outright hate the skeezy and destructive porn industry, but I cannot think of a SINGLE reason as to why filming a woman sitting on a man's face should ever be made illegal.
Honestly this Law is based.
isn't it funny how a lot of laws are written like that today, especially in europe?
This is an attempt to force white men to deal with the human cancer known as white women so they can be alimony enslaved. The United Cuckdom is the most evil country on earth.
Looks like I'm going back to lurking because I ain't buying a Pass and it looks like I'll need a VPN from hereon out. It was fun, bros.
Shut up /pol/ we know we guys jerk off to twisted shit.
Does this mean bongs won't be able to go on Yea Forums anymore?
It really is. Thinking where it might lead is a perfect mix of tragedy and comedy, too.
They will have to use a VPN to browse here and will probs have to buy a Yea Forums pass through bitcoin in order to post.
>Banning porn or shaming men who use it
>a bad thing
Porn is a Jewish owned industry that conditions men to jerk off to women getting fucked by other men. It is the highest form of cuckery and the only people that will actively defend the porn industry and cucks addicted to jerking their dick instead of fucking a woman.
I have never seen anything more pathetic than a man with a porn addiction so great he would want a Jew controlled industry inflicted on his countrymen, making them passive and weak as they jerk their dicks and ignore the world around them.
After Brits mocking Americans as "prudes" for nearly the past 15 years because American TV is allowed to show some fake blood made out of corn-syrup but not allowed to show full-frontal nudity during prime time, they suddenly pull shit like this.
Literally requiring a license to view porn on the Internet.
Jews didnt invent porn, there is literal porn from the stone age on caves around this planet.
I didn't say they invented it, I said its a Jew controlled industry.
You are entirely correct though. They didn't invent it. But they do control it now.
If the population's vote meant anything, they wouldn't be in the EU right now.
>Literally requiring a license to view porn on the Internet.
I'm not a cuck who jerks his dick to women getting fucked by other men, so I welcome the ban. Frankly I'm tired of the electric kike shoving his disgusting filth down the throats of men in my country and making them cucks by proxy.
Uk is the commiefornia of europe.
Burgers wish all the time commiefornia would separate from us and float away.
Us euros, we made our commiefornians do that themselves.
Its jew controlled because jews are a race of con artist but there was always porn in white civilizations behind the scenes.
if this is fucking real, then you brit mother fuckers better be making plans for a bloody revolution!
Sure. I can accept that. I'm not saying porn is suddenly bad because Jews now control it, it has always been bad.
You can jerk off to lesbian porn retard.
>I'm not a cuck
>I welcome the ban
Or “How to Contradict Yourself in One Sentance: The Post.”
>implying this is a bad thing
I'm no fan of the UK's totalitarianism whatsoever, but a broken clock is right twice a day
>Tories go around telling everyone they're finally going to get rid of the Pakis if only you'd vote for them
>They win
>Don't follow-through and do things like this instead
Every time
I'm sure this is going to be very effective and not a waste of time, just like when torrent and streaming sites get blocked by court orders.
>NOOOO I NEED TO JERK MY DICK TO WOMEN GETTING FUCKED BY OTHER MEN.
The new popular insult appears to be "have sex" and I believe it applies here.
>Jerking off to homosexuality
What the fuck is the matter with you? Fuck a woman, stop playing with yourself you fucking idiot.
Ok, keep jerking off to women you find attractive getting fucked by other men then you absolute joke of a human being.
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laughing my ass off what, this isn't enforceable without blocking 99% of the internet. no actually fuck it, it's not possible without blocking 100% of it and then whitelisting the five sites the state allows you to view. how far off are they on that?
Step 1 into making the UK a Sharia State.
What about pee and watersports
Sure glad that Northern Ireland is part of the UK.
America has more muslims than the UK or Sweden.
And when it comes to overall % of whites, UK and Sweden are both (barely) above 80% while America is at 56% at best.
Throwing stones when you live in a glass house. Bold tactic.
This is unironically the best thing for young English males. Pornography is damaging too many young white kids
>Fuck a woman
Oh so you can only jerk off to porn if you arent having one night stands? I guess fetish porn is just a meme.
ESPECIALLY big hentai titties.
Literally no one wants this
This is some lawmaker covering their ass somewhere along the line
>if you arent having one night stands?
What? Where did you manage to gather that from you porn addicted moron?
There are such things as girlfriends or wives, clearly not that you'd know.
The irony is you dont need porn in the UK as you can just buy a white girl sex slave from pakis to fuck to your heart's content.
>wives
Get a load of this sucker, the pussy of a girl can become used to your brain so you need new stimulation to get off so you either cheat on her or jerk off to porn.
>America has more muslims than the UK or Sweden.
And yet that GREATER number of Muslims has LESS control over our government, nation and lives.
Figure that, cuck boy.
wtf I love pakis now
>the pussy of a girl can become used to your brain so you need new stimulation to get off so you either cheat on her or jerk off to porn.
The absolute state of this virgin. Its always a good laugh watching sexless, porn addicted losers discuss relationships when they have no experience.
Let me guess, you never wanted one, right? You LIKE being a loser who jerks off like the cuck you are, yeah?
Disgusting and sadpilled.
You have two muslim senators compared to the UK having one muslim mayor.
Please, my man, muslims are shit but this dick waving contest when you don't even have ammo to fight it with is silly.
>be ameriblob
>be obese
>watch gf getting blacked
>get shot
Forgive my ignorance, but what in the actual fuck is a "high street"?
I wish I lived there so I could make some good money selling porn. I miss the days when pot was illegal. . . . .
True. Strange how it is common to be a gay cuck
You know it's not just Euros saying that
They didn't; the conservative factions in Parliament did.
>b-b-but liberals are the evil ones!
Kill yourselves.
Virgins are the guys who get attached to a pussy though, if you think sex with your girl is magical your brain hasnt had enough sexual stimulation meaning your a virgin.
>the country that had Page 3 Girls is now banning porn
How does this happen?
synonym for main street
Australians are Euros by proxy and have even less right to make that same retarded point.
Anywhere else someone would post from, outside of Europe, North America and Australia, is basically irrelevant.
islam
>beheaded by muslims
>Oi, no problem, still got me 8:36 second lefts
You blew it OP
>implying Yea Forums will get blocked
Twitter has porn, so does reddit.
Do you think they're gonna block those sites as well?
A lot of things are forbidden in porn by UK law: breathplay, age/incest/noncon roleplay, watersports, anything that results in physical injury (even light bruises, which would rule out most bondage), most hentai. Every porn title on DVD has to be submitted to the censor (pic related), meanwhile in America it seems to all be self-regulated.
T. Brainlet. ISPs shouldn't be made moral police, and the law shouldn't be so vague.
White people, muzzies dont care if white girls get exploited in pornography. Also making porn requiring a license could make more expensive to produce which in turn would funnel more money to the jew producers.
>if you think sex with your girl is magical your brain hasnt had enough sexual stimulation meaning your a virgin.
A virgin eh?
Well I'm married, so I'm certainly not having as much sex as I did as a teenager, that's for sure, lol.
Anyway back to your stupid point.
no u.
wtf bros
To be fair, sex with a person you love is way better than casual fucks with random strangers.
Sex without emotional attachment is like eating fast food and wondering why you feel like shit. It's also why make-up sex is so notoriously damn good, because it combines physical pleasure with emotional catharsis that will flare up your dopamine receptors.
wtf is a high street?
>For those who aren’t comfortable using an email address, AgeID said shops across the UK may offer special ID cards to verify their identity. The ‘Portes’ ID cards will reportedly give a 16-digit verification code that lasts for 24 hours to prove your age. They will reportedly cost £4.99 for use on a single device, or £8.99 for use across multiple devices.
>with a person you love
You havent date enough girls to realize this is bullshit right?
go home paddy soldier
Is Britain really like this?
Just use a vpn
It'll be pushed back again.
Those things there are in the news because they're out the ordinary. Otherwise it wouldn't be news.
White women need to be exterminated.
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lmao Yea Forums is a porn website you dip
Just need to apply for an internet licence and then a 7 day wait for a Google permit which then allows us to buy a Yea Forums pass.
Wait a minute, I skipped the Google permit. What do I do now?
Keep jacking it to your porn while achmed breeds you out of existence eurocuck
>£5 for a porn license
>have to pass a written exam and pay another £5 for the BLACKED certification
Enjoy prison
Fucking gold
This is only a big deal for people who should probably rethink their entire lives. If porn is that integral to your lifestyle then you have a problem.
>try to make a hurr durr the state of britian pic
>uses plastic knives sold in dollars and cents
why are people so bad at this?
>starts April 1
>implying blacked isn't the default and you wouldn't need to pay more for straight white porn
>Complete the sentence: Elsa Jean looks like she ______ _____ ______ .
The population didn't ask to be flooded with shitskins, either.
This passed because they both agree on it moron.
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>turns out
>lil monkey fella
>standing in the queue outside the Ministry Of Self Sexual Gratification
>it's been raining and I've been there for 8 and two stones bong to get inside
>round the corner finally and spot the billies up ahead at the entrance loading bound and gagged white women into a line up of paki cabbies, they're laughing and joking while they stuff their trunks full of the most beautiful birds I've ever seen
>hear one say inshallah brother she shall bear me 10 sons before I even get her home!
>guy behind me nudges me shoulder
>"i'm gonna twist meself silly to one that looks like that tonight"
>the line shuffles forwards by one
>close my eyes and think of a beautiful pair of bounding bouncing boobies
>suddenly I hear a shrill whistle
>a gang of billies is charging at me, truncheons raised, whistles in mouth
>"HE'S LOOKIN AT ILLEGAL INNER MONOLOGUE PORNOGRAPHY!" shouts one
>get run over by a truck before they can reach me
W-WHEN BRITAIN F-FIRST AT HEAVENS COMMAND
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It's all about dense layers of trolling
Korea has a porn block too. They just google American sites and jerk off to that.
I served there for a year.
based and straight-edged
>OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK
LMAO
Bongs on suicide watch.
Lads I'm in the porn license office and just got this porn license question: "Do you watch Shemale porn ironically?"
How do I pass this question without getting arrested for transphobia and also not failing my license?
This 100%
Bangers and mash is kino, fuck you yankee scum
has white babies
Amerimutts and eurotrash think it's okay for their kids growing up with hardcore porn and every perversion known to man instantly accessible to them via any connected device.
And you retards will be complaining about how degenerate and promiscuous society is becoming in another thread.
B-b-but muh freedoms. LMAO.
>oi fuck off with the immigrants
>I SAID FUCK OFF WITH THEM LADS
>okay okay we'll block all porn
norf uprising when
Why wont Brits just let muslims kill them already? Stop pretending like you even have a country anymore just tell those old farts at Buckingham Palace to get the fuck out and let muslims control your nation.
They can throw bike wheels at the police.
A cheeky Nandos it is then
No u
>Why wont Brits just let muslims kill them already?
USA has 2 muslims senators compared to UK having one muslim mayor. (At least ours is male, you elected women for fuck sake).
You have more muslims than the UK does.
The UK is at least 80% white, while America is 56% white (including mutts, so its even worse).
Why haven't you let Pedro and Tyrone kill you? Stop pretending you're not an African colony.
Will this apply to Yea Forums? I can't afford a porn licence...
>cut by 94 minutes
why even bother
>Oi we bloody hate Pakis and Indians let's leave Europe that'll surely get rid of em
Isn't it time to attend mosque? Better get to it if you don't want to get arrested.
>Redditcunts come out of the woodwork to mock the UK for banning brain rot
ayyy got 'em
The last thing the population voted for was Brexit and you can see how hard they're trying to dodge that bullet
You must be confusing 4channel with Yea Forums, there's no porn here, only advertiser friendly and britpaki friendly content
>trying
March 29th we're leaving with no deal.
£5 for a 24 hour license. Basically 5 quid per wank.
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>Basically 5 quid per wank.
Good. If a man is so pathetic he needs porn rather than find a woman he can fuck, he should be shamed and charged for being such a weak piece of shit.
beheading before the caliph of didsbury mosque
Its ok Nigel just let the muslims kill your government that wants you dead anyway. I swear europpoor are such cucks to law and order they will literally watch their nation be destroyed "because its the right thing to do".
Go and wank off to some blacked porn you abomination.
>Live in England, or anywhere in Europe
>Your state is crumbling, you don't pay for your own military, and you are legally required to let in millions of Muslims per year who don't work, rape without consequence, seize entire neighborhoods, and breed thousands more to fill up your schools.
>You can't complain about this, because criticizing immigration is illegal.
>You can't lobby anyone, because your government is legally required to obey the commands of the EU Parliament, whom you did not elect and does not represent you.
>You can't call the police because not only do they not have guns, but they can't even enter Muslim neighborhoods unless they're Muslims, and when they do they can't legally arrest a Muslim ever.
>Also, you can't watch porn.
BUT AT LEAST YOUR TAX PAYS FOR HEALTHCARE AMIRITE?
You sound like a rapist.
Imagine living in the EU
WANK TAX
Don't be racist.
t. Muhammed.
Fuck Europeans they are the reason jews control this world they should have all been eradicated by the mongols.
Yes, but they we will be able to visit 4channel. I think it's good since porn and other types of extreme content isn't good for you.
Its ok Tyrone just let the Blacks/Mexians kill your government that wants you dead anyway. I swear Americunts are such cucks to law and order they will literally watch their nation be destroyed "because its the right thing to do"
>tfw is only a 2 year training contract away from being a solicitor in the UK
thank god I don't really want to work there anyways, does the block applies to jap sites?
youtube.com
What did he mean by this
>March 29th we're leaving with no deal
You're delusional. The EU don't want it and the remainer government don't want it. Here's how it plays out
>No deal gets voted to be blocked today
>extension is called
>passes
>government continues to accomplish nothing while remainer propaganda is bashed further into the public
>2nd referendum is eventually called and we vote to stay
Actually its Pedro, niggers are ancient history once spics take control of this country if their lack of existence in Mexico is any hint to that.
>becomes solicitor
>still reliant on porn
How fucking ugly are you?
>The EU don't want it
They didn't want a referendum.
They didn't want us to vote leave.
They didn't want us to shoot down the first deal.
They didn't want us to shoot down the second deal.
We don't give a fuck what the EU want.
>step 1: block porn
>step 2: block harmful sites like 4chans
>step 3: China style internet
please let me escape this hellhole there's no one to fucking vote for to fix this shit
Apologies. I will update it for future shitposts. Thank you for your insight.
I fucking hate porn but I still dont like my government using an incredibly broad piece of legislation to dictate I shouldnt watch it and anything else they want to ban
Imagine shitting on a nation for controlling the most damaging content to ever face modern men, implemented by the ZOG to turn you into a feeble subservient manchild
>scheduled to come into effect a day after Brexit
THIS IS A DISTRACTION FROM THE AWFUL BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS OPEN YOUR EYES PORN WILL BE JUST FINE THEY'VE ALREADY TRIED AND FAILED TO BLOCK PORN THIS IS ALL JUST A DISTRACTION FROM MAY'S FUCKING AWFUL BREXIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
being a solicitor is just like any other wage cuck with a fancier title fa m, unless you are working in the hot shot magic circle firms you are just paid a little bit better.
>How fucking ugly are you?
come on bro not cool
It applies to any site they know of. Even some of the boorus get blocked.
Your gov are EU shills though.
>search 'april fools'
>phrase not found
What a world
Absolute delusion thinking the rise in rape is down to porn.
So what stops people from buying a vpn and browsing however much they want?
what about masturbation videos which is what i watch? what about cam girl stuff
theres no cucking in this, but it will get blocked too
>Smith
>not Smythe
One job.
Yet they shot down 2 deals the EU wanted us to take.
Stop getting your facts from /pol/
>We don't give a fuck what the EU want.
you don't but the people in charge do
>not exclusively watching videos of cam girls riding dildos
get on my level
Its like watching somebody eat a steak when you're starving.
You deserve better. Stop using porn.
>voted
Isn't the company that takes the money owned by porn companies?
Holy shit this is real, you guys aren't memeing
The reason why they get passed is, that law makers are constantly afraid of being behind in what happens with tech. And that they don't fully understand what they are doing.
>tfw only watch joi or milfs masturbating videos
WRONG
ain't go no porn, ain't got no jobs, ain't got no industreh, do got more beer tax, got more immigrants, pakis still everywhere but least we got r no deal brexit, cuz there's nuthin I ate more than yurope, simple as.
I'm not going to find a meaningful relationship so just let me beat my dick to camwhores and mind your fucking business lad >:(
Again what about joi and women masturbating? Thats all I've ever watched since i was in high school 9 years later and its still all i watch. My tastes have never gotten hardcore.
Imagine living in a world where you can't watch feet JOI videos
>tfw jerk off exclusively to futa X female doujinshi
How based am I?
EU is putting on an act fool.
Yeah well what's the alternative Einstein?
>Jerking off material is the same as watching eating.
How fat are you?
>fourth-worlders hate america too!
>In the EU flirting and courting is often more up front and blunt, but porn and sex and viewed more conservatively than in the US
don't know where you got that from, but no. also, there's no such thing as an "EU", there are tens of different cultures in europe, including the way courtship works and how sex is viewed
I can't believe this is real.
Anons should really stop bullying bongs over this, this is fucking serious.
Governments using sex as an excuse to reduce freedoms, but this isn't the end game.
Once they block porn, they are going to be blocking other things. Britain is moving straight toward panopticon. You guys seriously need to figure out how to stop it.
>UKuck in any position to talk about BLACKED
This. And it sucks because women are such empowered turbo sluts nowadays that the thought of having a real loving connection is lame compared to riding a neverending black cock carousel.
>Jews didnt invent porn, there is literal porn from the stone age on caves around this planet.
>He doesn't know about the Long Nose Tribe
Grugler no do nothing wrong.
When your wife no longer fucks you because she eventually finds you boring and disgusting you will want porn.
What a world we live in
Shorts answer: DNS
Long answer: it doesn't work at all and the UK is filled with retards
so will this site be blocked?
christ on a fucking cross
By this point saying that the UK is Europe is like saying Canada is the USA
Jews were nobodies before Babylon user.
They didnt but they would have. Brits are cucks
>new popular insult appears to be "have sex" and I believe it applies here.
Imagine being so stunted that you think having sex is a bad thing. What the fuck? What a shithole.
>it's a gubmint bans something sex related just because people are too embarrassed to say they want to jerk off or fug in public....uh episode
>the EU don't want it
Lmao tough shit
The government will NOT call a second referendum. You're moronic if you genuinely don't think it would be an even bigger percentage voting for leave.
What's their endgame? Are they trying to kickstart a resurgence of British excellence and discovery by restricting pornography and creating a new superclass of highly motivated, former NEETs?
>Ok, keep jerking off to women you find attractive getting fucked by other men then you absolute joke of a human being.
Who says he watches men fucking women and not just women on their own you dumbass?
>labour aren't lying cunts at all
delusional
Biggest redpill you can take. Took it years ago watching my chad friends marry and settle down. All of them divorced within three years. All of them got cheated on by the wife. Watching my good looking, smart, financially successful friends go through the absolute hell of being cheated on and going through divorce court scared me away from ever having a relationship. I can befriend women, i can respect women, and I can work with them. But i cannot date them.
Representative democracy is the greatest scam in history.
will have fun walking around and loudly asking for my wanking pass
What's more "fucking serious" is how pathetic your life must be that you consider a porn ban to be some kind of social crisis. Step away from the computer, rethink your life, and if you're feeling brave enough, go outside for a while.
>Get a load of this sucker, the pussy of a girl can become used to your brain so you need new stimulation to get off so you either cheat on her or jerk off to porn.
Funny how you never need to cheat on your hand.....
>My hand is so boring I need some other guy to jerk me off while I watch porn
F A G
UK thread?
>go to britain on vacation
>go to see harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 at the london premiere by myself
>sit in the back so I don't have to be near anyone
>the whole place fills up and I'm surrounded by chavs and their horrible screeching girlfriends
>try not to make eye contact but one of them notices me
>try to pull my trenchcoat up over myself so he can't see me
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>he starts laughing
>OI WHAT IS THIS SHITE, YOU DAFFY TWAT? GLOBBER ROPES? WHO BRINGS GLOBBER ROPES TO THE GIANT TELLY NELLY? SOMETHING BLOODY WRONG WITH YOU INNIT?
>slaps my face
>his friends are laughing and the girls are laughing and throwing things at me
>bend down to try to scoop up the spaghetti with my hands
>one of them kicks me in the face
>lose consciousness
>wake up at 3:20am in the theater bleeding from my ears
>clothes are totally wet and stink
>they spilled afternoon tea on my cape while I was unconscious
Give it a couple more years and this will be a reality in America.
So how do Brits watch porn now? Say I am on vacation in the UK (god knows for whatever reason. Who wants to go there?) and my hotel has Wifi. How the fuck am I going to watch porn in my hotel room??? It is not like I can change their router settings.
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lmao why the fuck would you get out your car when they just have a knife, how retarded can you be.
>he thinks Britain is a democracy
>America has more muslims than Sweden
Fascinating. America also probably has more people of Scandinavian descent living in it than Sweden.
Taking all bets how much violence will being on that day BECAUSE of this.
Lmao subjects don’t get the vote, stupid
just use a VPN
>America has more muslims than the UK or Sweden
And guns are legal
Is this greentext supposed to be a joke?
>cheating on Chad
My brain just 404ed what the fuck what the fuck they bitch about Chad not fucking them then cheat on him wtf
>State controlled no-fap
>levels of testosterone go up tenfold
Are we preparing for war or to start breeding like rabbits for a third industrial boom
Is this off topic?
He broke the window if you didn't notice.
Why is slow as fuck and costs money? So all of a sudden I need to PAY for porn something that used to be free? Nope thanks.
The terrific irony of you mutts obsession with the word "cuck" is that it's your shithole which invented and popularised the fetish. If it wasn't for your nigger-worshipping shithole, most people would not even be aware of that perversion (and probably many others).
Is it a monthly thing, yearly? what if you wipe your cookies, would you need to reinput the code you got, or buy another code?
Because i unironically support pornography being barred behind an actual age restriction, instead of the "tee-hee just click this button kid, you're 18 right wink wink nudge nudge" shit.
The sheer amount of porn i consumed in my youth has 100% fucked with me.
>inb4 "b-b-but i watched CP on limewire and brutal-insertions videos since i was 10 years old and my sex drive is completely normal"
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nigga some VPNs are free
I'm completely with you on the issue but the solutions are there too
>OY finally, me kids are safe from da pornography on da computah telly!
>*watches kids dragged out of the house by a feral paki rape gang*
Ouch.
If they can block porn, they can block anything.
And if a government can block anything with no resistance, they will
>mfw bongs give up freedoms because they are weak willed enough to be shamed by porn
every girl over 14 in the UK has had sex for money or food
bring a bit of both and stand outside the local watering hole, you'll snag one willing to put on a show for you afore you know it!
USA thread is more fun
how did things turn around so much?more
>90% of porn these days is BLACKED shit or gay orgy degeneracy
Yeah I'm thinking this is actually pretty based, britbongs did something based for once.
Tyrone here. That aint happening Pedro go back to picking my oranges
>something that used to be free
reminder that any professionally shot porn on a free streaming website is illegal, and you are breaking the law by watching it.
This is a piracy issue.
Need porn that bad?
>download onto a disc and bring with you
>pay for it
>use a VPN
>get laid
boy oh boy the options are endless
Government banning anything that isn't expressly illegal already for no reason is always a cause for alarm. First it's porn, then it could be TV or movies, games, books...
this is literally the best piece of legislation passed in ages. i dont know how extensive this ban is, but if its comprehensive, brits are unironically on their way to becoming the greatest country in europe once again.
They passed this bill years ago. They've been putting it off and off because there's no practical way to implement it and any attempts will lead to an unbelievable public backlash (it hasn't happened yet because most people are unaware that it's happening or think it's a bluff).
When/if it actually comes into effect, it won't work and will last 2 months tops. Longer than that and you're risking a very violent revolution. I'm serious.
>every girl over 14 in the UK has had sex for money or food
Maybe in your fantasies you filthy nonce.
>porn and getting laid is two equal option
have sex
>TV or movies, games, books...
All of this is already banned
>england
>white
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>go to YouTube to find clip of "I Vow To Thee My Country" to mock britbongs
>Get all misty eyed and suffer troll's remorse
God damn it...
STUPID BRITBONGS
based.
you're right, porn is much better, actual sex is sticky and stinks.
Its a final solution if you will.
And UK whores are cheap.
What does being able to write have to do with BLACKED porn?
watch again, the darkie smashed his driver-side window and he would've got that knife in him if he didn't pick his chance
then again smarter thing would've been to just reverse but it's hard to think in the moment when shit like that is happening
You cant do shit to us monkey.
basically it's been passed by a generation of politicians that don't understand the internet, it'll be even less effective than blocking torrent and streaming sites.
>Longer than that and you're risking a very violent revolution
Kek, most people don't care about porn as much as you do. And the people who do are not the types who have the willpower or strength to form any kind of revolution.
Cops are out of shape and winded after a brief struggle. Can't aim for shit. both attack from the same direction. They were retards
did they died?
HONK HONK, CLOWN ISLAND, HONK HONK.
dailymail.co.uk
I don’t think it’s about morals, it’s about money, obviously
All that sweet porn licence money, mmm they’re gonna be rich!
>enter front door
>everybody isn't wokin' the dinosaur
1/10
>no deal happening right now
let me guess, all porn is blocked, but surprisingly, all the interracial videos are unlocked?
>watching somebody eat a steak when you're starving.
ameritard detected
Nonsense like that happens on a daily basis in America though. It's not even news over there.
Based UK for being the test subjects in shit the US has thought about too
I predict "porncations" will become a thing, as pent up britbongs cross the channel into France and download as much porn as they can fit onto their hard-drive before heading back through the Chunnel to olde blighty.
They used to be such a great respectable country.
But then they started rejecting Capitalism. And then Christ. And then Patriotism. Then Freedom. Now logic & nature.
It's one of the most impressive examples of how the mighty can fall.
getting laid:
>requires time investment
>willing partner may not be very attractive
>experience might not be entirely pleasant
>(neither of) you might not even be able to get off
>partner will get angry with you if you just put your clothes back on and go
meanwhile porn requires literally nothing but a decent internet connection and you can blow your load in 15 minutes and go back to what you are doing, stop being fucking retarded.
All our interracial stuff is in our adverts. No need for it in porn.
That poor kid. Imagine being in 7th grade and there are videos all over the web of your mom taking fat cocks up her ass
>Longer than that and you're risking a very violent revolution. I'm serious.
LOL, what are you going to revolt with? Dulled butter-knives?
You voluntarily disarmed your law-abiding populous literal decades ago. Your government literally has a complete monopoly on violence.
>What are whores?
>a porn ban is rejecting Christ
>a porn ban is rejecting logic & nature
The corrupt brain of the mutt, everyone.
As they start to hurdle or ban pornography, watch as their rape statistics climb over time.
Fuckin poms are becoming idiots.
But then again it seems as if the whole world is backsliding into the stupid ages.
Pretty much. Also the idea that the absolute state May' government is going to be in by the end of March finding a way to actively enforce this is hilarious.
brits are something special
i have NEVER found one single reliable and safe free VPN
ever
fucking whores
>unpleasant fucks
>needs to pre-arrange when you literally need to get off NOW
>requires money
porn still outweighs sex unless its that time of the day where you literally will not settle for anything outside of a real fuck.
Am goin to be so frustrated and horny from being unable to access me porn. Me an the lads will march on London and show those gits what's what.
Have you seen the size of an average UK woman? They're doing it so the NHS won't have to pay for concussions.
>Russia not a low as Brazil
no way
That's not the porn-ban, Euro-slave.
You rejected Christ decades ago.
show me.
good thing that having sex was only one of four (4) options then :)
theres still
>Bring a physical storage medium with porn downloaded onto it
>Use a VPN
>Pay for it, either online or in a store.
ENDLESS
OPTIONS
Yes because your pistols and rifles are going to be so much help against a fully-equipped, fully-trained military. Look at Waco. If your government wants to stomp you, you won't stand a chance even with your pop guns.
Rejecting porn is not respectable?
>requires porn pass if you need to save new material and tell the government you are beating off
>requires money and selling your personal information to some other fuckers
>a cuck's option
stop defending this you literal nigger
>food analogy
What's also hilarious is that the government has already ringfenced £10m for expected legal challenges.
These useless retards are literally pissing away money on indefensible legislation, and for what? Is this misguided moral crusade actually winning them any votes? Is garbage legislation like this just a way for the laziest cunts amongst them to toss a few meaningless votes around and collect their salary?
God I hate parliament so much.
Doing the right thing, for the wrong reason doesn't change the fact your reason is wrong. It's like a pimp restricting his whore's drug supply after deliberately getting her hooked.
>Based pimp caring for his whore's health!
No.
Everybody knows it's not concern for her health that motivates him.
source?
hispanics come here with nothing
basically desert hobos
cant speak english
a couple of years later, they own a house, 3 cars and will put kids in college, all from doing construction or cleaning toilets,
tyrone speaks english
has affirmative action
born here with access to scholarships
still lives in the ghetto addicted to crack
joings gang
has 6 kids, wont father any of them
Will we ever finish dealing with the problem of perfidious Albion?
>I only need to pay this one fee then pay for a VPN dude thats all!
you think they still are going to do the brexit?
> If your government wants to stomp you, you won't stand a chance even with your pop guns.
So why do they our pop guns so bad?
:3
Plenty of free VPNs are fast enough to run a low quality porn stream, ergo most porn streams.
The sad sad porn addicts will easily circumvent this """ban""" in a number of ways.
Im sure you'll find a way, bud :)
Nobody is going to do anything about it anyway so learn to adapt to survive and get comfortable with VPN services.
>porn block actually gets implemented
>pornhub's userbase drops by 50% overnight
>VPN's became 100x more common and easier to get
>obscure porn sites get sudden increase in traffic
>sites hosted in russia and asia get massive increase in traffic
>too many sites for IPs to block [much like their attempts to block streaming websites]
>pornhub loses too much money so changes the verification process to just having to fill in a questionnaire (reminder that pornhub literally owns the verification that is supposed to be used nationally for all porn sites)
>everything goes back to normal without anyone admitting that anyone fucked up or that it failed
Democracy is a far-right idea.
>low quality porn stream
High quality hd porn is a god-send. I can't go back to those days of blurry 360p, I won't!
>Look at Waco.
Oh wow, 200 retarded cultists vs. the entire rest of the country. Really proves a point.
they're gonna ID you too if you just go into a sexshop to buy a dvd.
Are you guys under the impression that each sold porn code will be tied to a name in some huge registry?
because besides being illegal, the UK doesnt have the fucking ability or competence to do that.
Yikes
pornhub runs its own vpn already
>everything goes back to normal without anyone admitting that anyone fucked up or that it failed
mostly this part
>the UK doesnt have the fucking ability or competence to do that
Reminder that it's being handled by pornhub
aka a private billion-dollar international company that boasts about the data it's collected over the years
>>requires money
every women requires money/material in some way.
>Are you guys under the impression that each sold porn code will be tied to a name in some huge registry?
That's obvious but most people aren't gonna be comfortable buying a porn pass off their local paki.
>A good wank tonight for you sir yes very gud five pounds please thank you Sir enjoy spanking the cobra.
>because they don't have the ability or competence to do it now, they never ever will. so it's fine to give them the ability
Why didn't he reverse to try to get the hell out of there. Like he just stays stationary to watch a guy slash his windows.
You're not rejecting porn. Your government is denying you the ability to choose whether or not to engage with it.
You're rejecting freedom of choice.
Tories unironically think this will be good for society though. They are out of touch prudes but on this occasion they're absolutely right. Children having unrestricted access to porn is one of the most disturbing problems facing the world today and it barely even gets discussed. It's a ticking time bomb.
yeah but at least you aren't paying to fuck a guaranteed whore
>>a porn ban is rejecting Christ
>>a porn ban is rejecting logic & nature
It is you fucking retard.
You cannot be virtuous without choice, banning something by force is not virtue.
You are the same kind of faggot who says shit like "Jesus told us to share therefore communism is Christian"
nigger
>Industry refuses to regulate itself over a 30 year period
>Government forces them to
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING STATISTS
Nobody here can seriously be surprised that this is happening, right?
You're all just memeing and taking it personally because the subject is so near and dear to us, right?
You're really shortsighted and naive. Enjoy your teenage years/20s.
>legalize abortions
>ban porn
What kind of clown-logic allows for morals like this?
where do you think dead fetuses goes? sit on that question for a moment.
but havent you heard, sex and masturbation are completely normal and healthy, why would adults be ashamed over something that they teach the next generation is natural and healthy?
It's SJW morality. It has nothing to do with Christian values.
Yes, it's not like Britain is known for obsessively and excessively surveiling its own citizens or anything.
These are the jokers leaving the EU because they impose ridiculous laws, burocracy...
What a fucking joke.
I hope rape crimes skyrocket, people complain about buying 5p carrier bags and steal shopping baskets and trolleys, £5 will drive them to rape.
Haha, remember when Tony Blair signed the patriot act under a guise of protecting against terrorism but it was actually just used to legalise wire-tapping of its own citizens?
Or that time when we found out that the NSA had been secretly recording Britains through their laptop webcams without a warrant?
Good times
>all the people ITT saying this is a good thing
I thought this was ironic trolling at first but I'm starting to think there are people ITT that HONESTLY and UNIRONICALLY think the government policing what they are allowed to consume as law-abiding adults is a good thing.
Besides pedo shit, why would the industry need regulation?.
Yeah i hate having to pay for a driving license too even though i'm over 18, i mean im old enough to drive, so just let me lmao.
Literally EVERYONE watches it. Didnt you see pornhub released that stat where on womens protest day when they all marched on the white house that their user count dropped by like 85% for those hours the women were marching.
Lesbea, Saphic Erotica or KissMatures?
Or you know dont give your 6yr old a cell phone. But your right its better we just ban anything and everything because "muh kids are special!!" Anyone and everyone can make a kid. No kid is special
Don't be so obtuse. It's not about that. It's about stopping children from seeing porn. You really think the government gives a shit if Joe everyman gets his rocks off to some moving images on his pc screen every now and then? They don't give a fuck. They're actually doing something which will benefit society in the long term. For once, they are protecting the minds of the young, instead of polluting them.
>comparing a car, a literal deadly weapon if used improperly, with titties on the Internet
You are required to get a driving license because you are driving a 2-3 ton hunk of metal on high speed on a public road and you might kill some people with it, kill yourself.
>believing meme stats released by a fucking porn website
>It's not about that. It's about stopping children from seeing porn.
Funny thing is that in most countries that is the parents' job. Good to see you're turning the government into a literal nanny, and fucking adults have to abide by the same protections.
pornography is legally age-restricted in most civilized countries.
Porn sites are not properly making sure that children are not consuming their products.
They have not regulated themselves properly, so now someone will have to force them to, same as happens in so many other industries.
>there are people ITT that HONESTLY and UNIRONICALLY think the government policing what they are allowed to consume as law-abiding adults is a good thing.
Usually moral fags who would support things like prohibition. As we all know this leads to organized crime. Then huge law enforcement budgets and spending on catching these CRIMINAL law breakers and so on.
Then to realize finally after you've criminalized adults for exercising free choice that it was all a shitty idea in the first place.
>parents don't do their job properly
>"oh well, I guess we just have to make everyone fill in their personal information to the government and make them pay a fucking fine for doing something that's previously free"
bait or not, unironically kill yourself
>comparing a mere hunk of iron to a child seeing Lesbian fisting coprophilia
>britcucks ITT unironically shilling for Orwellian government-control on the Internet
You no longer have any grounds to object when called a "cuck".
You're literally allowing Big Daddy Government to tell you what media you may and may not consume, and you think that's a good thing.
Tits can't get enough kinetic energy to kill people.
Under normal circunstances, at least.
im sorry that the government is trying to stop you from brainwashing children into degeneracy
You can't kill 20 people with a video of Lesbian fisting coprophilia.
You're a fucking moron.
>Look at Waco.
Where a division of the government wants budget approval, thus sends propaganda before a botched raid on an isolated group? That's one hell of a lot different than revolutions in a cityscape.
>[thing] is age restricted
>age restriction gets ignored
>government is forced to intervene to make sure age restriction is followed
wow wtf i hate government now
In the age of the smartphone even the most vigilant helicopter parent cannot be watching them all the time.
You know kids have friends who also have access to the internet, right?
Technology has moved forwards and society needs to keep up or we will drown in it.
Its the same in america too.
>worked with a black guy who was a convicted pedophile/gang banger
>find out he was trying to grope and touch on some of the younger girls we worked with
>when the girls went to HR and complained they were called liars and racist and were given write ups
>black guy knew they were gonna tell on him so he went to HR first and claimed they were being racist
Right before i quit he was promoted to a manager role. Good to see even a creepy 40yr old pedophile can do whatever they want because nobody wants to offend a black.