Cast her

Cast her

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I think is a 51% chance.

Idris Elba

Unironically feel bad for the person that will be the first to land on the next planet because there is no way you can top Armstrongs line.

it's a cool line but we were never on the moon

I hope they make it a one way ticket

NASA doesn't have a word in edgewise on this. They are only here for satellites and robots and will have nothing to do with sending himans beyond LEO unless another space race kicks off in which case men will go to properly beat China. NASA is completely in capable of such feats thanks to congress and 4 year directives. Which is great since NASA was among the first great agencies to fall to the falsw Idol of diversity. They are basically an overblown carnival ride to generate firsts for shitskins and other assorted minorities to go into space.

I'd shut em down and use their budget for tax incentives for private companies to establish themselves in space.

>Youve got red on you

>Chances are the first person to land on the red planet will be a woman, the head of NASA said recently.

>Jim Bridenstine was a guest on the science and technology radio show "Science Friday," when he teased that a woman is "likely to be" the first person on Mars.

>The NASA administrator did not identify a specific person, but said women are at the forefront of the agency's upcoming plans.

>"NASA is committed to making sure we have a broad and diverse set of talent and we're looking forward to the first woman on the moon," Bridenstine said.

>that's one small step for a Jewish lesbian
>one giant leap for peoplekind

>NASA is committed to making sure we have a broad

>"One small step for white men, one giant leap for black men, amirite ladies?"

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Sneed

Of course it will, because ladies first.
LIFE ON MARS WILL BE THE 1950'S ON CRACK!

>"NASA is committed to making sure we have a broad and diverse set of talent and we're looking forward to the first woman on the moon,"

rip space program

I assume first dead person on Mars also likely to be a woman?

I highly doubt this

Bullshit. The vagina would implode under those pressures.

Natalie Mars, it's like even in her name.

>dangerous mission
>big chance of failure and death
>send a woman, they'll love it and if she dies we lose nothing
BASED NASA

oh god, what could possibly go wrong with this??..lmao

>FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!

oh fuck

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>This is one small step for man
>I cannot see any niggers

>organise rally against misogyny
>sjw's show up in droves
>free transport
>it's a rocket in disguise
>send them to mars

The first person on Mars will be from a private company, not Nasa

It's not as though private companies can't also be slapped with the diversity stick.
Half the threads on this board are about exactly that from Marvel, Disney, Netflix, etc.

Just fill NASA with military people like there used to be and the culture will be a lot more conservative.

*ahem*

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The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause roasties are on Mars)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but roasties are on Mars)

This is completely logical for long term missions, an all female crew would be optimal. Why do alt right incels hate women so much they ignore science?

>implying the musk won't get there first

>"broad" and "diverse"
Translation: we're desperate for attention and am even considering promoting broads and niggers beyond their capabilities just to raise more money.

God forbid we actually let a WHITE MALE speak for the human race again, clearly only a BLACK TRANS WOMAN can possibly understand the scope of our species. Because diversity.

Yeah and the first animal in space was a dog.

except the US would not allow that. All western astronauts are NASA graduates

>Bridenstine

>NASA is committed to making sure we have a broad and diverse set of talent
Hey, it worked for Boeing!

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Aren't women social creatures? Doesn't sound like a good idea to isolate one of them in a billion dollar ship and shoot them into space for a years long trip.

based and lmaopilled

It was a different time.

The govt doesn't have to be involved at all, that's how private companies work. And astronauts can work for whoever the hell they want.

And the first person to create a sustainable colony on Mars will be a white male.

Because the true test of an astronaut isn't their credentials or skills in space, it's whether they have a black vagina or not.

>the US has say over all missions in space

Is that based on your experiments with putting women in isolation?

>haven't even got a bitch on the moon yet
>oh but they'll definitely be first on Mars
fuck women
trannies aren't women
niggers are subhuman scum
janny does it for free
gays should be eradicated
asians are soulless bugmen

Story?

Are you retarded?

>all female crew would be optimal.

epin bait

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their planes used to never crash, and there have been like 4 crashes in the last couple months

I feel bad because the first person(s), to land on Mars will most likely die there as well.

NASA pays Russia to ferry astronauts to the ISS. So this first person on Mars BS is just PR speak. It's more likely that the first person in Mars is a Chinese.

How long do you think it would take for a private training institute to crank out astronauts?

no its based on them being able to consume less calories, expending less energy and being lighter than their male counterparts.

yes because at the moment they have the most knowledge on training astronauts.

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>formerly alive
HAHAHAHA
If a woman complaing but there is no one there to hear her.Did she complain?

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Sounds like she'll be the first person to die a horrible death due to a lack of competence on Mars too. Is there anything more retarded that choosing diversity over actual skill or experience?

>They are basically an overblown carnival ride to generate firsts for shitskins and other assorted minorities to go into space.
This is pure bullshit. The problems with NASA are caused by Congress wanting to keep the shuttle rocket factories in their districts open for votes/jobs. This is the reason why SLS is still a thing.

SpaceX is a pretty diverse company and they get shit done.

Only Russia and China are remotely close to competing with the US, and they are 100% state sponsored.

SpaceX cannot send shit into space without US permission, and effectively, neither can any other country that's not Russia or China.

doesn't matter if they can train them, since they will still have to go through NASA

Male and female astronauts go through the same training and have the same mission objectives. This isn't a reality TV show with a bunch of instagram models you incel fuck.

Yikes

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