Who has the most kino taste?

Who has the most kino taste?

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Based James doesn’t even try to hide his 30 year old boomer taste by throwing something important or pretentious in there

Best: Ebert
Worst: Kermode

Jeremy Jahns is an actual fucking retard, but the worst picks are Rolfe, just because he's picked so many movies that aren't even niche good, just trash.

Stuckmann's picks are p shit too honestly.

YMS dude seems to have best taste despite everything

Jahns is the personification of the imdb top 250. No soul.

>Kermode
Not familiar with some of the films on that list, a bit too many horror-films yet recognizing the greatness of It's A Wonderful Life makes this list solid.
>Ebert
All safe picks, known and decorated directors
Not having a single movie from 1981-2011 is worse than not having any film from lets say 1950 and earlier. Feels more like a statement that he lost his passion at 1980.
>Adum
Too depressive and dysfunctional for my taste.
>chris
Only 1980 and after. Missing some classics. Solid choices with the exception of Scotty. Don't understand what he thought there.
>Doug
Not a single foreign film. One too many capeshit. Otherwise I approve.
>James
Same as above. Gremlins though, what a weird choice.
>Jeremy
half the list is Lucas / Coppola. Doesn't seen like a list at all.

Was going to post my top 10, but it's to hard to boil it down to just ten films.

here's my list anyway:

1. I Vitelloni (Fellini, 1953)
2. Wild Strawberries (Bergman, 1957)
3. Citizen Kane (Welles, 1941)
4. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (Huston, 1948)
5. City Lights (Chaplin, 1931)
6. Henry V (Olivier, 1944)
7. La notte (Antonioni, 1961)
8. The Bank Dick (Fields, 1940---above)
9. Roxie Hart (Wellman, 1942)
10. Hell’s Angels (Hughes, 1930)

Holy shit. It's either utter manchild redditor taste or pseudo taste.
The less worst is probably Ebert.

Ebert has the best taste, he's based
Also reminder this is how he rated the following films
Harry Potter 1 - 4/4
Harry Potter 2 - 4/4
Harry Potter 3 - 3.5/4
Harry Potter 4 - 3.5/4
LOTR 1 - 3/4
LOTR 2 - 3/4
LOTR 3 - 3.5/4
Star Wars Episode I - 3.5/4
Star Wars Episode III - 3.5/4
Prometheus - 4/4

>every movie made before 1961
Jesus christ

The Tree of Life is a 1981-2011 pick from Ebert.

Here’s my list:
1. The green mile
2. Schindlers list
3. The Shawshank redemption
4. Oldboy (2003)
5. A clockwork orange
6. American psycho
7. Citizen Kane
8. Pulp fiction
9. Boyhood
10. The theory of everything
11. the imitation game
12. Dead poets society
13. Full Metal Jacket
14. La La Land
15. In bruges

>Predator
>American Psycho
Is Stuckmann Based?
>Scott Pilgrim
Maybe not, unlike some of Yea Forums I don't think it's bad, but if you're gonna have an Edgar Wright movie on your list, why not Hot Fuzz?

>Cache
God damn that faggot is pretentious. It's not even good.

what's so pretentious about Cache? One of my favorites out of all the ones listed

James feels like the most honest.

>La La Land
Holy kek

Not them but Cache is a dogshit movie

Ok. Good argument, you've convinced me. Never watching another Haneke movie

I liked Funny Games I couldn't stand Cache

Dude the true antagonist is French colonialism lmao

Absolute trash. I get the furfag is obsessed with Haneke because he's never seen a Bresson film, but that's his worst.

>dude you need to carefully pick and organize your favorite films based on what year they were made, what countries they come from and how niche or popular or "safe" they are, consider these all together and have the perfect balance
Or, you could just be honest and list your favorite fucking movies fucking autists

In terms of tastes presented:
Ebert > Kermode > Adum > Doug > James > Stuckmann > Jahns
But in terms of personality and how much I value their opinion in reviews:
Kermode > Ebert > James > Adum > Stuckmann > Doug > Jahns

And if i'm going to shit on other people's tastes, here's my favourite films so you can shit on my taste if you disagree in equal measure.

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>Ebert
Tree of Life is from 2011, retard. Anyway, that list was specifically for Sigh and Sound list of greatest films of all time, so not necessarily his favorites but the ones he considers the best.

That's Stanley Kubrick's list.

Ebert. They all have shit taste though.

What the fuck even is the last one, that is literally just IMDB pop culture favorites

Me.

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kermode and it's not even close

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>Who has the most kino taste?
Whoever has the most films that correspond to this list.

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Come at me, bitchboy.

Jesus Christ

Breddy gud. +++for City Lights, fucking fantastic, not enough love on Yea Forums but we're all plebs here.

>a bit too many horror-films
Kermode did his PhD on horror, dude's a huge horror fan
the man is more vocal about The Exorcist than any movie crtic about any movie ever

Unironically based.

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laughably bad bait, but that Pluto Nash entry made me laugh

IMDBcore
trying too hard
this is actual taste, with some variety
shit taste
would be good if not for BvS
why does everyone insist on adding BvS or other capeshit to their lists to make them seem less like pseuds

>shit taste
Bet you've seen no more than half of them and understood maybe one or two.

only one i haven't seen is excalibur, is it good?

I'm what you call, A PLEB

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>Best
Ebert
>Worst
Jahns

Based James is the only on not trying hard to look like a intellectual.

Yes. Acting is a bit cheesy but Arthur receiving the grail is probably the one scene, that's gotten me the most emotional in all of film. Score is great, costumes are great and it's pretty faithful to Le Morte d'Arthur.

I cannot believe anyone liked Alien Covenant

How this list came to be?

me

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Costumes literally made historians sperg out for a decade

>historians getting pissed at a fictional adaption of a fictional story

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Who gives a fuck about fedoratippers? It's a fantasy movie and the costumes perfectly compliment that fact.

It’s the only worth while flick in his list

Good evening.

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Good evening.

Stuckman and Ebert have pretty kino taste, the rest are absolute dogshit

whats the bottom middle one?

Kermode honestly has such bad taste

>he hasn't seen Brazil
essential kino viewing, grab the director's cut if you can

Ill check it out for sure

you mind spelling out which pic is which? i can't recognise 3 of the movies (and am unsure about 2)

Not him but
1A: ?
1B: Evil Dead II
1C: Ikiru
2A: Das Boot
2B: ?
2C: Amadeus
3A: Total Recall
3B: Brazil
3C: ?

3C is probably La Haine

>?
precisely the ones i didn't know, was right about the 2 i was doubting

Out of these; for sure it's Ebert.

Not a fan of him though.

1A: Yi Yi (Yang, 2000)
2B: Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Schrader, 1985)
3C: La Haine (Kassovitz, 1995)

>The Exorcist
Literally why? I mean I guess it was shocking in 1973 to watch a little girl swear and puke, but what in that movie was in any way cinematically impressive? The second one was better and I'm not even memeing.

As for the others they're mosty alright. Surprising good taste from Doug. Ebert's is probably best overall.

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The only answer is Ebert. All the rest are seriously embarrassing yikes

i'm no Kermode/Ebert, so i can't offer meanigful and insightful commentary, but i recently watched The Exorcist and it's a tight and shocking, even by modern standards, thriller. so just in and of itself it's a great film
also Kermode is simply obsessed with this film

My top ten list is too much Kubrick and american for even me, so I'd pleb myself but somehow I can't help it. Bergman, Tarkovsky, Kurosawa, Bunuel, Fellini.


The Shining*
Die Hard*
It's A Wonderful Life*
Adaptation*
Taxi Driver*
Eyes Wide Shut*
2001: A Space Odyssey*
Pulp Fiction*
Psycho
Groundhog Day

*Set in stone, won't move

The Exorcist is awesome if you see it and just ignore all the unnatural stuff. Imagine seeing your own daughter using a cross as a dildo. Can you think up a more disgusting sight without involving someone else hurting her?

Yes.

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