Main villain is Sauron

>main villain is Sauron
>his henchman is Sauronsman

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this shit was confusing

But his name is Saruman?

>Waiting all movie for Agumon to appear.

What the fuck Tolkien.

What exactly was his endgame?

this is why GoT is superior

>all the evil creatures are black or brown

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What do you expect? It's a story for small children and mentally developed adults. Tolkien was a lazy writer that didn't care to develop interesting names for character/places and concepts.

hmm

This. He was also a racist christian.

>Old World to the East, separated by a long ocean from the New World

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Like that's something bad

>Frodo
>Merry
>Pippen
all high fantasy sounding names
>Sam
???

>main hero is Hitler
>his sidekick is Himmler
>main villain is Stalin
>final battle happens at... Stalin City
What a hack!

>Sauronman makes Orcs
>His home is called Orc Tank

bravo Tolkien

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>plebs and casuals don't realize that Sauron and Saruman are angelic beings from the same angelic faction, it makes only sense that their names are similar

>AKTHUSALLY, THEY ARE FROM THE SAME ANGELIC FACTION
Cringe.

Yimakh shemo

take the ring for himself

>"Thank you for your letter... I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware noone [sic] of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people."
*ahem*, based.

based so am i

muh angels and shiet is where the LOTR universe becomes shit.
>inb4 some faggot says *kino FTFY lol

>samwise
>is in fact a bumbling man-child

>buddy cop movie
>Characters are named Buddy and Buddyboi

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Why is Gandalf’s name different

True Christians can't be racist.

>Final villain is called Stalin
>Final level is called Stalingrad

Really Tolkien?

A NEW POWER IS RISING

That’s only one of his names, many characters have different names in different languages to different races

>main villain is Hitler
>his henchman is Himmler
BRAVO HINDENBURG

Tolkien was a linguist who invented many languages to populate his Universe, some more complete than others. Sindarin is the "Latin" of Middle Earth and a lot of geographic locations are in Sindarin and follow a naming convention.

to institute a progressive tax policy

hahahahhahaha

uuuh that doesn't answer the question unless gandalf has a name that sounds similar to those two in one of the languages you mentioned

his true master was chuck and he wanted to evict the hobbits from the shire to free up real estate for a brand new suck and fuck right in middle earth

Many are my names in many countries. Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Dwarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not

>most wanted terrorist was named Osama
>the president was named Obama

lmao

>character named Tywin
>son named Tyryin

He wanted the ring, and if he got it he would have been able to overthrow sauron

>Movie ends setting up the next villain by having him kill the old one
>Director subverts expectations by having him die from a heart attack
>The guy replacing him is just a decent bloke who really likes corn
Not sure what they were going with here.

Yes but neither Saruman nor Sauron are their real names but merely ones bestowed on them over time and they have different names depending on the language/era, sort of like how many on here refer to you as ‘psued’ or ‘faggot’ as opposed to your birth name.

Gandalf and Saruman are both Germanic names (wizard-elf and skillful-man, respectively) while Sauron is from a made-up Elvish language.

never understood how they weren't related or something. Also why didn't anyone ask him why he was named after someone they were fighting against?

>former arch-nemesis is Hussein
>president's middle name was Hussein

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>the protagonist is Frodo
>his sidekick isn't called Frodoman

How am I supposed to keep up with this shit?

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oh shit

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>Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin are all from the same faction(The Shire)
>As you can see none of their names are similar at all
Either consistency is not Tolkien's strong suit and he's a hack or you're a retard.

>Heir of the Numerous
>Where's the rest of them?

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>Most French kings were named Louis
>why do the US Presidents all have different names

the chrischun part definitely is

>his henchman is Sauronsman
*Curumo

>Frodo
* Maura Labingi
>Merry
*Kalimac "Kali" Brandagamba
>Pippin
*Razanur "Razar" Tûk
>Sam
Banazîr "Ban" Galbasi

Their "angelic" names (or rather elven) are different.