Favorite kino about suicide?

He's milking his fame. Was on SNL for five years doing nothing then suddenly dates the biggest pop star in the world and becomes a tabloid sensation

He's still on SNL doing nothing. They just let him so 3-4 minute monologues where he talks about his own personal life and depression now. Who gives a shit.

>abloo bloo bloo i'm so sad give me attention :(
>American """"comedians""""

just go the whole hog and transition already you fucking woman

>wonder why Lorne keeps a guy with no acting ability in the cast just to do a three minute monologue on WU a few times a season
>Remember he's a member of the tribe and his dad died on 9/11
>He ends up somehow becoming the biggest celebrity on the entire cast

How do (((they))) do it?

Everyone on that cast is fuckin talentless. How has kenan been on this show for like 20 yrs?

How many times can he milk the "black tv show host" bit?

>kill self
>life ends
>luckily you posted about it on the internet

He's always been talentless. Even on kenan & kel, kel was the talent. And that guy got no career

Kenan's damn good at what he does. So is Kate McKinnon and, to a lesser extent, Ceciy Strong. None of them have any lasting star power or unique creative vision like the Hader, Armisen, Sudekis, Forte, Samberg cast immediately before them did.

The rest are fucking terrible in every way.

drama queen
fucked that death succubus and now that she left him he realizes he's boring and no one cares about his "comedy" career

Boggles my mind how colin jost and Michael che are on that show. Have they ever made anyone laugh?

There is only one group of people that I wish to commit suicide, and those are people who are genuine assholes IRL and turn around posting about their "suicidiability" for victim points and sympathy.

Literally me

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Pete constantly made fun of Kanye when he was having a meltdown and talking about Trump, made "take your meds and keep your mouth shut" jokes and then turned around and did this pussy shit KEK

>The "fuck y'all" approach when you're happy and "I'm gonna kill myself" approach when sad.
h-haha...

Che was a diversity hire and Jost was head of the Harvard Lampoon, which automatically guarantees you an SNL writing spot should you want one.

You got BPD too user? Get therapy if you can.

>Che was a diversity hire
Bro there's tons of funny black dudes out there. Why che? Literally pick a random black dude off the street and they'll have more charisma than che

God, every day i wish people would stop talking shit and just do things.

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This. Mass suicide when?

Definitely. I used to be "depressed" for a couple years, but I live in a country where "mental health" meme isn't mainstream and I can't afford therapy. Improved my habits and dropped all degeneracy and literally recovered within a year. Most therapy cu-cks are just babies who need coddling.

that faggot loves himself too much to kill himself. the public self-loathing is a narcissistic indulgence that makes him feel victimized and gets him sympathy. I guarantee he'll never do it.

Wow your anecdote must apply to literally everyone else because you say so

99% of suicides are the result of narcissism and a teenage desire to be a 'tragic hero' and get attention. the only correct answer to these comments is to tell them get a move on

>help people
>by being a degenerate junkie and being paid ridiculous amounts of money to do nothing
Reminds me of Mother Theresa

What do you define as degeneracy, user? Really need the advice

That's because people don't know the difference between sadness and depression. You won't fix depression with exercise unfortunately.

Show me one video of this guy being funny, you can't

Sunday comes and all the papers say:
"Ma Theresa's joined the mob and happy with her full time job."

grande takes another life

a true black widow

Dropped porn, drugs, alcohol
Stopped going to bars, clubs etc.
Stopped eating shitty junk food, went vegan
Started exercising and jogging every morning
Quit all social media (Facebook insta snap twitter Yea Forums) , but now I'm back on Yea Forums kek
Started praying to God, meditating and doing yoga

May not work for everyone but worked for me

Based and succubus-pilled

Half true. A therapist can help a lot but antidepressants are a major roll of the dice. People don't even really know why they work. The benefits they might bring can be accomplished through exercise. It's not a cure by any means but neither are antidepressants.

>went vegan
lmao

>putting God at the bottom of the list

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>Started praying to God
user, you do know yoga is ritualised pagan sun worship? You should desist

Drinking more water and eating healthier will do bigly things for you user.

I just do pranayama. Look it up.

What a day. Go find another women. Your a celebrity with obviously no self control from the public eye, it shouldnt be too hard since your not an introvert freak like the majority of men

Life is literally meaningless. Kill yourself if you dont enjoy life. It doesnt fucking matter.

Has doing these things increased your success with women? Asking for a friend

God I wish I could be this simple. I wish I was born this dumb and simple.

How's the 8th grade, user?

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There is a difference between "depression" and depression. Normalfag-tier depression is just feeling lost and directionless and sad as a result. The really brutal depression is the kind that doesn't go away, even though you're the healthiest person you know with creative and constructive hobbies and you exercise every day, drink heaps of water, and get 30-60 minutes of direct sunlight every day while pursuing attainable and beneficial goals.

Some people just ain't got good brains.

Definitely. More confident, outgoing and generally friendly wirh people now. Also in better shape. Do it user.

Let me guess. Christian?

I agree. I'm talking about the meme depression/anxiety most Americans claim to have

Imagine that mankind never leaves earth. Eventually, the planet would be wiped out by an asteroid, an enormous volcanic eruption or at the very least, the sun dying.
And everything every person ever did would be lost and forgotten -- totally meaningless.
But hey, wagie, get up and go to work to support your wife and kids.

Blows my mind this turbofag was banging Grande and has now moved on to mommy Beckinsale. Wouldn't surprise me if he's dicked down Lily Mo at some point too, or both of them at once.

Way to not give them the power champ

Not vegan myself, but motherfucking Clint Eastwood is vegan so I gotta respect it.

>went vegan

You actually fell for the vegan meme? What are you, a 20 year old student drinking slurping chai latte?

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>I'm not a deity so life has no meaning

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I feel personally attacked

The one where he's a student that was "seduced" by the teacher. It's a funny skit that he's in.

If it weren't for Yea Forums, I'd have no idea who this big mouthed 56% kike is, and I'd be better off.

Usually people who keep announcing their upcoming suicide don't go through with it.

>being this retarded

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Got what an insufferable faggot. "Ohhhh nooo i cant go on!!!! My dad died in 911!!!!!!i got even more famous from dating a dumb ass pop star!!!!!! I helped make her bf kill himself!!!!!!now i date FUCKING kate beckensale!!!!! Nooooo this cant be happening!!!!!!!

It's half true
I was depressed for a solid 5 years and while pills certainly help, you're never going to recover completely unless you start doing something you can feel proud of doing
Otherwise you're just on pills forever and never actually recovering

You cannot possibly conclude that our understanding of consciousness, science, and exploration of physics are complete.

I hope he kills himself so that thot ariana Grande realizes that she is cursed

It's pretty well known why they work idiot.

I'm not a mirror, user xd

It's a standard abuse tactic
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fighting-fear/201403/if-you-leave-me-ill-kill-myself
The dude's a complete scumbag.

Can attest to it. Obviously your mental health depends on a lot of things but getting fit and going for runs is a really good start, heck even just taking a walk. Humans aren't made to be sitting around 16 hours a day, it fucks us up.

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Where does your consciousness go when you're asleep and not dreaming? Face it. The end is the end.

hahaha why would you help others when you are miserable. Help yourself

Stop typing like a woman.

It would not erase all joy I felt and will see in indulging in my interests. Why would you need to be remembered? That would mean you would value the memory of others above your own. Ridiculous. There is no need for meaning only my happiness matters.

>straight edge vegan who fell for the god delusion

Opinion discarded.

wtf i'm a nazi now

I have no idea desu. Therapy in bongland sucks and I've never bothered going. I really ought to move out and I'd be more inclined to get some help. Having narcissist parents who just tell me im in a mood whenever I speak about feeling low, or my mother saying 'yeah me too sometimes' when I openly state I'd rather be dead doesn't help. I pondered whether I was just an autist and I was told 'I think everyone is a bit autistic'. I'm not trying to be woe is me im just a bit lost really. Even when I openly talk of getting the fuck away and moving country she tells me how one day my whole family could move with me and we could all live together. So fucking weird and I've just realised you're not my therapist and it really seems like I should get one haha.

>hedonism is the meaning of life

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The only thing worth praying to is the self. There is nothing more holy than the ego, only parasites convince you otherwise.

>ywn barrel roll while the sunset sets in and ski over the water as you pull up

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Life is a consequence of what happened before. Meaning would entail you were consciously created with a purpose, I guess the ones who created you(your parents) had a purpose for you in mind. But only your happiness is important if fulfilling this purpose gives you that, go and do it. If not abandon it.

>marcissistic parents
a lie that losers use to cope with the fact that they're disappointments

I plan to.

The movie about Ian Curtis was pretty good.

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You plan to find happiness? Good, grasp it, hoard it,get it all. Nothing matters compared to your own interests but remember there long term interests too most likely.

fucking
w h o

one of my favorite underrated Sopranos scenes

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too bad you didn't just an hero you waste

Yes, because there's no such thing as shitty parents.

Wish he'd off himself already, Grande too. Both are so fucking obnoxious

They work because it's literally all in the brain. Whether its learned helplessness or an actual chemical imbalance, the proper medication can help balance dopamine and other neurotransmitters. Exercise has a similar effect of regulating what's going on inside the body.

Is this the smart people get depressed/depressed people are smart meme? Oooh woe is me dumb people just don't see how depressing the world is.

There's nothing smaller than a man all wrapped up in himself.

>Hanged himself in his wifes kitchen after the devorse.
Great last fuck you.

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No smarter people are just more jaded generally. Depression has nothing to do with intelligence

Yes yes live for others dear host live for others. Help others, be hero, don't think about yourself you are nothing compared to the community, no? Compared to god? , do you lack basic empathy or something?, yes yes worship the other, be worthless.

They genuinely do not. Yes they are meant to address chemical imbalances, but they are essentially throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. They found correlation, but not causation, then packaged and sold it to you.