What the fuck is wrong with Brits?

aw m8 I had one job and I fucked it up.
I'll leave it up so we can have a giggle at how badly I fucked it, lmao.

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Inb4 UK cuck-boys trying to run damage-control by doubling-down and trying to convince people "this is totally normal" and "Americans are such prudes for having a problem with this".

>was so traumatised that she threw up.
What kind of degenerate shit did they watch?
Even hardcore porn wouldn't make a mum-of-six throw up

Porn fucked with your brain, mate. Maybe with her brain too but people experience sex differently and some people don't want to get choked. It's really hard to comprehend, I know.

yes and even the ugly shy nerd wants to be the one choking her

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My people have grown weak in my absence

Right one last attempt tbqh.
>be american
>say "fuck"
>go to jail
alternet.org/civil-liberties/cursing-out-police-perfectly-legal-cops-routinely-arrest-people-it

>be american
>send a tweet
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/03/17/us/twitter-journalist-strobe-epilepsy/index.html

>be american
>mock Jesus
>go to jail
nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-could-face-prison-after-simulating-sex-act-with-jesus-statue/

>be american
>laugh
>go to jail
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/348857-woman-arrested-for-laughing-in-sessions-hearing-heading-back-to

>be american
>be upset after your dad has a heart attack
>go to jail
reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4cn426/17_year_old_calls_911_to_help_dying_father_gets/

>be american
>send a text
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/michelle-carter-texting-suicide-sentencing/index.html

>be american
>tweet the word "nigger"
>go to jail
nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html

>be american
>throw bacon at Muslims
>go to jail for 15 years
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/muslim-hate-crime-bacon-mosque-man-jailed-15-years-michael-wolfe-florida-a8098926.html

>be american
>write a poem about the Muslim negro that rules America
>go to jail
seattletimes.com/nation-world/man-gets-33-months-for-threatening-obama-in-poem/

>be american
>say there are only two genders
>go to jail
dailywire.com/news/5338/catholic-college-employee-investigated-police-amanda-prestigiacomo

Every bad idea the UK has implemented has originated in the good old US of A. Now go get shot by a sexually confused Muslim at a gay nightclub.

For some reason a lot of us just love living in a nanny state.

>be you
>fail a basic post because butt blasted

I did it lads.
I copy and pasted.

see above.
Sorry m8, just potatoes where I come from. I'm typing this via carrier pidgeon.

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shameful display m8

anyone way to watch it?

Their kids will literally need a Porn License to watch it anyway.

bbc.com/news/technology-40630582

Prolapse stuff maybe. Do you want recent porn? I can 100% assure that it's fucked up to the majority of people.
Pic related
>double anal
>incest
>trannies

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Did anyone bother to stop and explain to these stupid bitches that softcore porn exists and their scat and rape fetish porn is more niche than they think?

>Not attempting to damage control any of the links.
Impressive. You must be outside the US.

kek good job fren

>this is okay
>a woman sitting on a man's face is illegal

New(superior) England

I think you mean westerners.

>Whataboutism
>Copypasta
>Can't even paste it right

Britcucks are pathetic on MULTIPLE levels.

Yes but this is torrents, anybody who torrents porn is going to be a freak.

you're fat
and dumb

>Double anal
Wait till they find triple anal

sounds hot and incestpilled

HOLES ARE USELESS AND DAMAGE THEIR KIDS
>Clarke-Stewart and Hayward's (1996) study found that children were emotionally better off in single-father homes

Look at all this disgusting porn, maybe we shouldn't let our children have access to the internet? Fuck that, let's just make more porn. What is wrong with these people? It's not like anyone would choose to watch their feminist fantasy porn over the regular stuff.

>ywn hate fuck a brit mom forced to watch her sons fap to choke and scat porn

Wait how is this tv and film related?

I don't think that was the aim of the series. And you are more likely to find hardcore porn instead of soft core when you google it.

It's not really different sans trannies and anal. It's still fucked up.
>trying to stop kids from finding porn online
>2001+18
>actually advocating this on Yea Forums

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>what did they watch that made her feel like throwing up???
>literally a line before says graphic rape-based porn

learn to read

women are the chief perpetrators of psychological and emotional abuse against children

>people experience sex differently and some people don't want to get choked. It's really hard to comprehend, I know.
and some people do want to get choked. is it that hard to comprehend?

>as a part of new Channel 4 show
Formerly 4channel

Nope, I am into choking people.

Yes, but which one?

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they're not wrong actually. porn does create a degenerate impression of sex in minds of children. unfortunately what those women mean is that men aren't acting like cucks in those porn movies and that's what bothers them.

>rape-based porn
Fantasy rape porn is made for women though and it can be good looking and not vomit inducing
The double anal prolapse stuff are disgusting

I thought he was supposed to be gay

That, and both female-friendly and feminist porn exists. As far as these wowsers are concerned, the only type of porn that exists online is nazi rape scat pissing all over A-cup jailbait teens by misogynists.

Now my question is, what kind of porn are they gonna make?

>my personal fetisch is objectively better than yours

I've done some consensual non-consent before, people that can't separate fantasy from reality should be locked up for the good of everyone else.

mommy incest porn

Maybe the kind were 2 people fuck.

nice

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>female-friendly porn
A lot of interracial videos under this category

One to one missionary with wine and candles
Maybe some doggie style too to make stuff spicier
The one with the tattoo will throw a sensual blowjob too, possibly with cum swallowing

Teaching young boys the erotic thrill of financial domination by strong older women.

>I've done some consensual non-consent before
How do you do this?
Do you agree on a safe word before the fucking?
Cool

Sodom and Gomorrah anyone?

I always thought I could be a fantastic porn director.

explain further
so softcore?
now we're talking

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>explain further
2 People. Maybe even average looking. Dancing the naked dance.
How the fuck else would you do it?

>graphical penetrative sex is softcore
It's the definition of hardcore you dummy

what kind of fucking? hardcore, softcore? I need more then just "two people fucking"

>How the fuck else would you do it?
It just seems it would be nice to be able to go completely wild on her on every hole lights on slapping hair pulling spitting and knowing that if it's too much for her she can always say the safe word so it's technically consentual

I'm just open about wanting to give people what they want, communication is key, at least when you're in that territory (girls want it to be spontaneous but you REALLY can't be with this stuff without understanding). I asked if she had some kinks I could help with, she said she wanted it rough, I asked "No doesn't mean no?" rough, we talked for a minute or two, red meant stop and she wanted to get choked and held down while fighting it. Aftercare is very important as well. Trust is a big deal, I'm no chad out collecting girls with issues but you just have to be open with these things, everyone has nasty little things in the back of their head they wish they could bring up with someone, I make it clear I don't judge.

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not the vids i watch.

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well, duh. That's exactly how you do it.

I bet they showed them some tame brazzers shite. They'd have a heart attack if someone showed them facial abuse.

>female-friendly and feminist porn

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Or that one rapey Joe Jon guy of whatever

>a mum-of-six
>being sickened by the most hardcore of hardcore porn
They probably showed her prolapse torture double triple anal choking vomit stuff

>Back in my day, if we wanted to add whipped cream to something we got a spoon, we didn't shoot it out of our arses!

>prolapse torture double triple anal choking vomit stuff
post link

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That's a cute puppy.

Oh brave new world

Well they're brits so they're most likely filming themselves taking Mohammad's cock deep up their asshole like the rest of their nation.

That's literally the definition of a rape fantasy, powerless but ultimately in control of the situation via safe word.

He says, while living in USA, the country that makes and consumes the most interracial porn of anywhere on earth.

You literal cuck.
t. Mohammed.

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>be american
>say "fuck"
>go to jail
alternet.org/civil-liberties/cursing-out-police-perfectly-legal-cops-routinely-arrest-people-it

>be american
>send a tweet
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/03/17/us/twitter-journalist-strobe-epilepsy/index.html

>be american
>mock Jesus
>go to jail
nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-could-face-prison-after-simulating-sex-act-with-jesus-statue/

>be american
>laugh
>go to jail
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/348857-woman-arrested-for-laughing-in-sessions-hearing-heading-back-to

>be american
>be upset after your dad has a heart attack
>go to jail
reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4cn426/17_year_old_calls_911_to_help_dying_father_gets/

>be american
>send a text
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/michelle-carter-texting-suicide-sentencing/index.html

>be american
>tweet the word "nigger"
>go to jail
nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html

>be american
>throw bacon at Muslims
>go to jail for 15 years
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/muslim-hate-crime-bacon-mosque-man-jailed-15-years-michael-wolfe-florida-a8098926.html

>be american
>write a poem about the Muslim negro that rules America
>go to jail
seattletimes.com/nation-world/man-gets-33-months-for-threatening-obama-in-poem/

>be american
>say there are only two genders
>go to jail
dailywire.com/news/5338/catholic-college-employee-investigated-police-amanda-prestigiacomo

What is it with leftist progs and the obsession with exposing young children to sex under the guise of """"education""""?

face
book.com/WatchCut/vid
eos/parents-explain-masturbation/8118903
75640518/

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>the country that makes and consumes the most interracial porn of anywhere on earth

The UK is provably the top consumer of BLACKD shit.

obsessed

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>provably
Waiting.

That sounds right, porn really fucks up the minds of autists and kids with no social habilities. It's not that bad for normal people, but for already dumb teens it can shape their views on sex and people. Kids that grow on hardcore porn grow up into cucks, incels or faggots. The concept of the show is still retarded, but it's interesting.

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What if you've boomerang'd after so much degenerate porn and isolation that the only thing you can get off to is intimate amateur stuff you crave rather than "Quadruple anal gangbang creampie to other girls mouth" fake porn stuff? Granted my hate has always flown inward so I didn't turn into an incel but I'm about as lonely as them.

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>Kids that grow on hardcore porn grow up into cucks, incels or faggots
Can partially confirm, 39 year old virgin here
I worked for many years when I was young in controlling access lists for blocking porn so I have seen some shit (although I don't watch porn anymore, it's degenerate, bad for your health and I can't get it up anymore)

>tfw a porno your mum made haunts your nightmares and causes you to become gay

>porn really fucks up the minds of autists and kids with no social habilities
Source?

It's really normie tier but this couple on pornhub has a video where it's really passionate and lovey between them and it made me want to die. I can't watch other type of porn now.

I like the behind the scenes stuff, it's wholesome to see that the girl that just did or is about to do some nasty stuff is just a nice funny girl

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I don't think it's porn, it's jerking off too much. After you cum, most men could give a shit about women and don't bother with their bullshit. Take it from a guy who has jerked off about 25 times a week for 14 years and is nearing 30.

Assuming this isn't a television production company's attempt at edge-lording, I look forward to seeing the names of all adults involved on the sexual offenders register.

Channel 4 is a haven of degeneracy masquerading as progressive politics. It's fertile ground for another Jimmy Savile-style scandal.

I am pretty hard left politically and even I can't stomach it.

Is it Rosie and Alena? Yeah it kind of makes you want to die afterwords, sometimes I'll go soft because it's like it's too intimate to be jacking off to and I should be looking at something gross like I deserve.

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>creating porn with the intent that their own children, minors, see it

That has to be some kind of felony

>seething with your head buried in the sand, desperate to deflect as your country is invaded and taken over
Okay Nigel calm down. You'll be dead soon but at least your sister might be kept alive as a sex slave.

Or she'll become kebab meat, who knows.

Women are always so hypocritical about this shit. They don't watch porn because it's 'disgusting', but then they go and choke on some dudes semen. Just admit you're all whores.

LOL in my experience porn is very tame compared to women I seen irl.

That's literally cuck porn you are watching, unironically rough hardcore porn is better for you because she is just a nameless hole and he is a bodyless cock, what you are watching will break your mind

>as your country is invaded and taken over
Alright, Mr. 56%, calm down.
Lol how does it feel knowing even Sweden is whiter than you?
>We have one or two no-go zones
>You have entire no-go cities/states.
Lmao @ your entire fat country

woah we got an alpha here

> Channel 4

Probably not....

It was Lindsey Love. Video is called "I love you". Try not to cry.

oh user, you've got it all wrong. Calling women whores implies they get paid for gargling mayonnaise

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My mind is already broken, I fall asleep to GF roleplays to help relax since I've gone so long without kind words or intimacy, though being an autist I fully understand giving money to patreon thots and cam girls won't get me anywhere so I don't do that at least.

I've watched some "female friendly" stuff and it was pretty tame.

>I fully understand giving money to patreon thots and cam girls won't get me anywhere so I don't do that at least.

Then despite what stage you're at in life, I respect you far more than plenty of other people I know or have heard about.
Be strong, my man. It'll get better.

Sweden isn't that racially diverse despite the memes. It's likely whiter than the UK or the US

This is unironically based. FUCK the porn industry and FUCK kikes

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Isn't this sort of shit common and even accepted in Europoor by now?

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The scheduled implementation of that, came and went nearly a year ago and nothing has changed.
ISPs pointed out that it would be impossible to enforce so it was quietly forgotten about.

Literally me

I've only been with one girl who didn't love to be choked, and she was a virgin who never watched porn at all.
Every other girl has been into it. Women tend to love a strong dominant and potentially dangerous man

what the fuck?

>It's likely whiter than the UK
I'd like to think so. Sweden is supposed to be white as fuck. I already feel shit about the state of my country, but seeing the land of Vikings and being bang in the middle of Europe get fucked is heartbreaking.

It's time to stop posting

Sad. I'll take a drink for you after you get truck of peace'd in a couple years.

Well, assuming you don't get killed in prison for being white without a loicense.

for once i agree with another user

>I'll take a drink for you
OI M8
GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT DRINK?

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Fuck this planet lmao. I'll make sure to pollute as much as possible until I die.

They mention that it creates an unrealistic portrayal of women to their sons so 100% chance they cast a woman with a "normal" body (i.e. she's a lumpy, pear-shaped cow with disappointing tits). Meanwhile the bloke will 6'2", muscular and have a 10"+ knob

Welcome to Interracial Breeding Grounds, the new TV show where one lucky refugee picks his favourite white girl in a live television format!

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>cucks pretending there is non degenerate porn.
yawn

I need a Brit to explain themselves. What the fuck is wrong with your island?

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Reminds me of a thread on /int/ not too long ago asking what was the most degenerate country in the world and almost everyone, including people from the UK, replied "UK". We are dirty, tired and broken, the UK will be the first 1st-world country to go backwards into a poor country.

>What the fuck is wrong with your island?
Same shit as your country.
Leftists.
It's always fucking Leftists.

It's kind of a good idea in theory though, most porn is easy to find and degenerate as fuck. Pornhub/xvideos front page is full of incest, scat, pissing. Sadly any government regulated porn would be 99% interracial/gay/Trans rather than loving white couples.

Fringe shit does not equal en masse, people are nothing like this. Same as yanks I imagine, it's just shit like is what gets coverage

>What the fuck is wrong with your island?

Marxism.

i unironically like a lot of “female friendly” porn and sometimes even prefer it over more hardcore stuff

There is literally nothing wrong with incest porn if you've been exposed to it irl and need a shameful itch scratched

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OI, GOT A LOYSENCE TO POST?!

porn is already "regulated". Why do you think cp vanishes on 99% of websites so fast.

why are mutts so thin skinned?

This is so wrong. Don't the kids have dads???
Stupid leftist feminists whores

I'll give you a hint starts with "m" and ends with "uslims"

But for 11+ year olds just discovering porn it is definitely wrong. Children that young can't rationalise what is taboo and why in the same way.

See, despite my rampant shitposting, this is why Americans are fun to bants with (despite your rep for being bad at it)

You don't get butthurt, or cry, you just keep the joke going.

God bless your mutt country, honestly. I hope it all gets better for you lads over there.

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mwhitewomenmuslims?

That's a stupid comparison, just because something is "legal" doesn't mean you should show it to kids. Movies require ratings to show to kids, why shouldn't porn?

But I just know the government would do it to further their own multi-culti/liberal agenda

>11+
>children
HURR DURR

>They don't regulate. Except when they do!

>Don't the kids have dads???
Just over half of all UK children are brought up in single mother households.

>Movies require ratings to show to kids, why shouldn't porn?
Because porn is degenerate and destructive and should be banned, punished by death and porn producers and distributors should be hanged
Instead prostitution should be legalized and regulated so young boys have easy access to clean healthy whores instead of growing up to be cucks fags or incels

>all these retards arguing about muh porn is degenerate using broscience and muh anecdotes and muh feels
Literally none of you have any real proof there is anything wrong with porn. You all sound retarded.

You're still legally a "child" till you turn 18.

>Just over half of all UK children are brought up in single mother households.
>over half
I had no idea things were so bad. I don't like Anglos but unironically stay safe and strong and I hope you take back your country

Fix your post nigger

That's never going to happen. I'm stuck here and expect to die here, but there are very hard times ahead.

based. fuck degenerates

Child porn isn't "regulated" lmao, it's just illegal. Porn has regulations regarding how they are made but the distribution is a different story.
Do you think murder is regulated?

I did, keep reading the thread m8.

>britcucks this butthurt

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I prefer the japanese game show where the guy does something like this but instead of just watching he fucks them without seeing the face, but one of the girls is actually his mother, and after finding which one is his mom, he must fuck her and cum inside her, and impregnate her, everything for an all inclusive trip for two.
pure kino

>t. absolutely seething nufag britbong
what a fucking combo

Not really, kids can get emancipation even at 14 under certain circumstances.

I'm not mad, I'm talking shit with the lads.
Call me a Muhammed and we'll go from there.