Get banned

>Get banned
>unplug and replug ethernet to keep posting

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What are mac adresses

>losing argument
>change ips and reply to my post with "Based"

>shit up the board in traffic
>get to work and see my handy work is still up

No point on a board without ID's. Jannies and mods never call out samefagging.

This has never worked for me.

I just use Clover and post on phone data. Or turn on a 4g hotspot and use a family member's computer

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MOOOOOIOOOOOOOOODS

>make shit threads while going 75 on the highway to work
>get an adrenalin rush when my post get replies

do amerifats really name their addresses after their favorite fast food chains?

>post one line bait thread
>forget about it
>5 hours later
>300 posts

>What are mac addresses?
An address for a layer 2 protocol that the mods can't see over the internet?

jesus Yea Forums is retarded

Same thing happened when I went to Guatemala.

Kinda like that "who shit the bed" episode of always sunny.

based

shut the fuck up redditor

>hard mode: it's completely off topic

>make a shitpost in amerishart hours
>deleted with 8 replies
>make the exact same shitpost in australian hours
>archives with 350+ replies after 4 hours

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>I know literally nothing about the internet: the post

>Write up a solid post with what I think are good arguments, wait for someone to agree/disagree/shitpost/bait/anything
>Gets completely ignored
>Post an offhand, sarcastic joke
>Devolves into a 30+ reply argument over some semantic bullshit

>call janny a bitch and tell him to sticky my post
>he does it, and he does it for free

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>go to Finland
>get on train
>reply to thread
>entire ISP has been banned
What the fuck is wrong with you people

every FUCKING day when I post on 4g
fucking pedophiles

Literally 90% of Ontario Canada mobile IP addresses are banned for cp

Sometimes I reply to my own arguments with rebuttals against myself in the hopes of kickstarting conversation.

>this was me this morning

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JEWS
WOMEN ARE OBJECTS
AND FUCK NIGGERS

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>trying to ban ban-evaders

lol @ jannies

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>use a family member's computer
based throw-your-family-under-the-bus poster

formerly germany

mac addresses don't amtter since it's your IP that gets banned not your mac address.

American time-zone moderators are petty motherfuckers, i think everybody knows this

>tfw found out that American ISP's often force you to pay an extra fee to have a static IP

I mean seeing as there is almost no reason to have a static IP unless you are heavily into networking it's not a big deal, just found that really odd. Such a weird thing to monetize.

>make the same shitpost repeatedly
>hit airplane mode after each
>ban doesn't even stick
>get entire ISP banned

What routers are you guys using that this is a thing?

I have to change my router's mac address and reboot it to get a new IP from my ISP. I've always had to do it this way.

This is why I always wait for them to clock out (of their unpaid shift) and go to bed before I start posting.

Well played my friend, well played

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>tfw shitposting intensely on my mobile
>turn airplane mode on and off before I even get banned
>shitpost even harder
>rinse and repeat
Mods ban you for literally anything nowadays. Might as well lmao

Just ask your ISP for a dynamic IP

>"woah wtf i didn't post this"
>ban gone
It's that easy

american mods are sleeping right now since it must be 6am for them, time to shitpost.

Why don't they? I think it would spice up the boards a bit, no?

Can't say I haven't considered it.
I sometimes write up obviously wrong assumptions in hopes someone calls me out on them but when an argument finally does start, the guy completely ignores that part

>fuck this board up
>get banned
>download 4channel app on phone
>turn wifi off
>fuck this board up
>get rangebanned
>turn airplanemode on
>turn airplane mode off
>fuck this board up
>repeat several times
>back to my PC
>be good little boy for janny

I'll have you know that I've personally destroyed many SU threads, you're welcome

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Based and pilled

Pretty sure you can just do that in your router settings.

>my thread is about to die
>bump the thread with a new IP from my phone

lmao

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I do this for 90% of my posts because nobody ever responds to me.

>try to phonepost
>can't post, ip banned for posting 'nigger' in some board I've never visited, and I never use the word 'nigger'
>da fug is goin on?!
>can't appeal because ban is short
>now the CIA thinks I said nigger online
wtf that wasn't me! this is unfair!

>get banned out of nowhere
>follow the link to find out why
>it's a perm ban for posting CP that was filed many years ago
ok which one of you faggots did that?

Henry Cavill here, fuck niggers, fuck jews and fuck jannies

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Stop replying to yourself

Checked

based. only normies don't get banned on Yea Forums

>posting from some some shitty restaraunt or hostel wifi in tajikistan
>"your ban for spamming on Yea Forums ended on july 12, 2012. click here to continue..."

this happened 5+ times, based 3rd worlders

>implying
The pedos already made ban appeals that got denied like 3 years ago. You can't appeal again

>staying at some random hotel in Wisconsin for work
>bored on laptop before bed
>wathcing final game of world series
>go to shitpost on Yea Forums
>you are banned for posting >american education on Yea Forums
>Yea Forums

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>I'll have you know that I've personally destroyed many SU threads, you're welcome

This man deserves a medal.

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>SU threads
what did he mean by this? feel free to assist me in destroying /gotreddit/ general and the other cancerous threads

if the thread is slow there are some extremly competitive anons that keep check of the number of posters and while not a definitive proof it's higly suspicious if the number doesnt rise, especially in a dead thread

Back in the day when Yea Forums used to post cheese pizza here for some reason

Imagine if bans actually meant something. The quality of this site would increase dramatically.

B A S E D

literally turn your airplane mode on for 3 seconds and then turn it off, resume shitting up this place

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It was me, Brandon

>get perma'd
>IP release no jutsu

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here's a (you) bro, I know that pain

>start browsing Yea Forums
>make solid intelligent posts
>ignored every time
>make one post calling out capeshitters and poltards
>amount of butthurt cucks replying archive it
>only shitpost exclusively from that point on

YOU CREATED ME

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Pre mobile posting Yea Forums was a lot better

This shit doesn't work. People also say to leave it off over night, but I've had my routers unplugged for months and still got the same IP when I plugged them back in. I also get the same IP on my phone.

You won't be able to derail GoT threads. I usually abandon this place when new seasons come out and on weekends during those seasons.

it's an honor to post with these anons. truly we stand on the shoulders of giants.

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JANNIES SNOOZIN UH

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if i use the app out of wifi i will get all sort of services auto applied to my number :(

Kek the wallgreens down the street from my house is banned for cp

>get called out for samefagging
>the other posts were from my phone and tablet

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>get btfo in argument
>closes browser and go to sleep

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God people like you are so fucking retarded

Depends on your isp

>he doesn't wear a tuxedo and sip champagne while posting on Yea Forums

Imagine if Yea Forums Yea Forums /pol/ /r9k/ and Yea Forums posters were auto banned for posting on any other board. The quality of this site would increase dramatically.

Who bathes and feeds you?

>you were issued a warning

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>work in IT
>Spend my downtime making anti nigger threads in my own office on tv
>get paid a hefty sum to look busy while making the jannies work for free

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This makes my blood boil. I've been banned several times too. Fucking culture warrior jannies

reeeee the tutorial literally tells to turn modem off and on after 30 seconds

we'll see about that friendo, if i can be bothered that is.

Seething mobile poster

How the fuck is that my fault?

get off this board, faggot

>almost 100 posts
JANNY FINNA GET FIRED

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Yea Forums is heavily moderated i think, tried shitposting there one day and got bans within minutes.

Imagine how much butt hurt there is going to be when Hiro implements sign in requirements for mobile posting? It’s basically going to eliminate every millennial on the site. The tears will be glorious!

Yea Forums self moderates and reports. it makes sense, up tight virgin weaboo snitches.

>Yea Forums is heavily moderated

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How many times have you guys been banned?
Definitely 100+ for me.

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"self moderation" is a joke, they just autistically screech whenever they see something they don't dislike instead of ignoring and let the thread die

whats the most dumbest way you got banned television and film? for me its posting eggs on /ck/

most likely in the thousands over the last 10 years

probably only a handful, never more than 3 days
cant get into the mobile ip thing
can phonepost but it's lame

God I hate Yea Forums so fucking much.

>try to samefag on Yea Forums
>it's impossible most of the time because of the flags

Who here /at work/ posting?

>see a,movie or tv show start trending
>watch the trailer and read the wiki plot
>open up every single thread and start arguing with myself

I MISS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA

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newfags dont remember when bans would prevent you from accessing Yea Forums completely

literally got a 2 week ban for saying anime is for japanese schoolchildren

Yes but once that happens the weebshitters come here because tv jannies are normie retards. Reason this post hasn't been 404'd yet is because they're all getting ready for school. Literally nothing but underage normie jannies work on this board

just keep two different writing styles, most wont notice
It's really effective. I do it everyday and the samefagging accusations are close to undetectable.

Ghosting bans were a mistake

I honestly can't wait

I bought a new router and this trick doesn't work anymore, how do I fix it? Can't post from home because of 20 day ban, mods are niggers.

800+ atleast within the last 5 years, before that i didn't shitpost as much.

i derailed a thread for about 150 replies about that on an hxh thread but nothing happened
my arguments were solid tho

Call your ISP for dynamic retard

>20 day ban
wtf did you do

>vpn off
>vpn on

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It is dynamic, but assigns the same IP nevertheless.

N

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sometimes you need to wait 5 minutes or so to get assigned a new ip, also need to use incognito for whatever browser you have on your mobile.

absolutely based

>Implying that will stop my Reddit browsing ass from posting from my PC
OLDFAG'S GONNA FREAK

i'll just walk 2 feet to my pc and shitpost from my desk

Reporting in.

>133 posts and no jannies to be seen
N
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Friendly reminder to vote for Yang in 2020

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>Tfw can't post any images because my country's IP is banned for abuse or whatever
>Tfw can't post comfy shitposts while going 69 miles on the highway like the other anons on this thread
It hurts.

based

FUCK JEWS
YANG GANG 2020

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>be me
>follow all the rules and post on topic
>get permanently banned one day for cunny posting
>plead in my appeal, that's not my ip probably a reset fag
>appeal ignored have to buy a new house and phone on order to post on Yea Forums again

Your shitposting ruins lives. Stop resetting

>only 69
Cringed and left laned

That's a long forearm. Dear god.

>Jannie jannie, clean up my poo
>jannie jannie, clean up my pee
>Jannie jannie, nothing better to do?
>jannie jannie, he does it for free

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>Tfw static IP
>Tfw when I'm banned, I have to wait it out
I WANT A DYNAMIC IP THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR

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change your DHCP lease period to 1 day

MODS ARE FAGGOT TRANNIES

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