So if her powers come from the tesseract...

So if her powers come from the tesseract, how is she stronger than Thanos who controls the tesseract and the other infinity stones?

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Because they wrote her that way.

have sex

Because comic books are written by idiots, and capeshit movies are written by retards who barely understand the already stupid source material.

She’ll get nerfed in endgame

Okay, I'm going out.

Did you clean your butthole?

Yeah, it's clean.

No, no, come here. Let me see.

Babe, I told you, it's clean.

Brie, come on, you know the rules. If you wanna step out of the house, your butthole needs to be clean. And if it's not clean, I'm gonna have to clean it for you. Now, come over here and let me take a good look.

Uh, fine.

>Brie walks over to me and pulls down her black leggings.

See? No, panties, exactly what you wanted, right? Easy access to my pussy.

Brie, I wanted to see if your butthole was clean, not to see if you weren't wearing any panties. Now, turn around and spread open your butt cheeks.

Fine, whatever...

>Brie turns around and uses both hands to spread open her butt cheeks.

Spread them wider. I can't see your no no place.

Fine, here...

>Brie pulls open her butt cheeks.

See? I told you, my butthole's cle - Hey, stop! What are you doing? Stop it! I said stop! My butthole's clean! Uh, what are you doing? Get your tongue out of there...

>I tighten my grip around Brie's ass .

Stop struggling, babe.

YOU stop! I have to go to work!

>I grab a handful of Brie's hair and give it a quick tug.

Ow, don't pull so hard.

Then quit moving.

Okay...

>As soon as she stops moving, I engulf her entire little shitter into my mouth.

... Oh, fuck... babe, I already told you, my ass is clean... babe... stop... you have to stop... I'm gonna be late for work again...

>Sloppy wet licking echoes throughout the house.

Disney can wait. Having a clean no no place is more important than being Miss Marvel.

It's captain...

Mmm, what's that?

>I continue licking Brie's naughty no no place.

Continue

I said, it's Captain Marvel, not Miss Mar - ahhhhhhh fuuuuuuck... fuuuuuuck... fucken fuck... you're doing it again... you're tongue fucking my no no place...

>Brie lets out a high pitch girlie scream

AAaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
AAaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm cumming...
AAaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>I jam two fingers inside her tight little shit dispenser - finger blasting her for all its worth.

AAaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Babe, you're gonna make me take a shit... you're gonna make me take a shit... ahhhhh fuuuuuck, here it comes... ahhh fuuuck... I'm shitting.... my shit's coming out... it's coming out right now... ohhhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiit....

>As I pull my fingers out, a huge piece of shit begins to squeeze out of Brie's no no place. I quickly grab a hold of magazine from the table and flip it open to catch the shit as it begins to fall.

Damn, that's a huge piece of shit...

Uhhhhh, I'm not done yet... uhhhhhaaah... there's more coming out...

>More and more shit falls onto the open magazine.

Babe, I have to put the magazine down before your shit rips right through the pages. You're gonna have to squat down and shit out the rest.

Okay...

>Brie continues to shit onto the open magazine.

Good girl, that's it, let it out. Let it all out.

Continue

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Captain Marvel died in the explosion and this film is purgatory

>Ten minutes later...

All done, babe?

Yeah...

Hold on, let me get some toilet paper.

Okay, thanks...

>I grab a roll of toilet paper and return back to my precious little Brie. I tear off a piece and begin wiping her shit covered no no place.

What are you doing? I can clean myself.

Shhh, relax...

*Brie lets out a sigh followed by an oh-so-cute girlie giggle.

You enjoy wiping my ass, don't you?

Mmmhmm... it's what I live for.

Really? You live to wipe my ass?

Yep - wipe it, lick it, finger it, fuck it...

Oh, no you don't mister. You're NOT fucking my ass. Not now.

Relax baby girl, I'm not gonna fuck you.

Good... but... you will fuck me later, right?

Mmm, maybe...

>Brie turns around and grabs a hold of my collar.

What did you say?!!! You're not gonna fuck my ass when I get home?!!! Is THAT what you said?!!!

Okay, okay, I was just joking. I'll fuck your ass when you get home. Just turn back around so I can finish wiping your no no place.

>Brie gives me a smirk.

You better fuck my ass...

>She then turns back around, allowing me to finish wiping her sugary private no no place.

The End

Why do you think shes stronger?

I recognize this, is this Voltaire?

Why do you hate women OP?

Captain Marvel has a secret which will be unveiled about midway through endgame. She was born with the secret Feminism Stone deep within her vagina. It is the one stone to rule all other stones.

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but she has no ass

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prob it

>how is she stronger than Thanos
she isn't though
it's just a meme perpetrated by incels so they can cry "aaaaaaa mary sue! mary sue! TLJ! they are shoving the stronk womyn down my throat! REEEEEE" etc

Because she has a vagina.

get job

Since her powers come from the Tesseract. I'd guarantee she will destroy it in Endgame. Wanda could do it to the Mind Stone. So Carol will be able to break the Space Stone.

It did. Guess why is that shit spammed in every other thread?

>space stone
>can shoot lasers out of her vagina
who writes this shit?

she's not stronger than Thanos, that's just something they say to achieve the "le powerful womyn" audience. She isn't even more powerful than Thor after he gets Stormbreaker. Thanos beat the Hulk empty handed, there's no way she's stronger than him UNLESS in the years she was lost she gained ever more power somehow

This is really the only answer you ever need if you have a question about any superhero.

Forget that, how the fuck was the tesseract there when it was supposed to be stuck in the ice with Cap?

Dropping this series after Avengers: Endgame and Spider-Man: Far From Home, in cinemas later this year.

Because she's a woman

It didn't, it fell through the plane and landed in the ocean..

BECAUSE SHE HAS A VAGINA

(Oops, I'm assuming Thanos' gender! Lock me up!)

Don't worry about that user, just look at the silly kitty

lol

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In the comics Thanos is defeated by a wizard that doesn't exist here. Clearly she is meant to take his place. Probably she will destroy one of the stones, thus making it impossible to control all of them.

Great porn writing skills user

Screencap this
>Endgame plot-development: Shuri will discover that Carol has the same power as the gems in Thanos gauntlet which she knows because she is Shuri, or analyzed it from Visions gem or some dung
>They somehow figure out a way that Carol can "take" the power from the gems, which would give said power to her but render the stones/the gauntlet worthless
>flash foward to the final battle, everybody is struggling to keep pace with Thanos, but Carol provides a slight edge
>eventually she comes hand-to-hand with Thanos, and takes the gems power
>Carol is now literally the MCU-god
>Thanos says some pocket-philosophy as he realizes he has lost, only for Carol to rebuke it and make him vanish
>Carol now jointly fulfills the role Adam Warlock and Nebula had in the original Infinity Gauntlet story, and ultimately gives up the power bar the ones she had in her own movie
>Battle over

Also Cap and Tony will die in the process of the movie in the manner of some bullpoo plot-devicey way to write them out of the MCU, Thor will return to Asgard and before credits roll Carol assembles the remaining teammates, with Nick Fury suggesting they should look for new heads

Because she isn't.
But of course clickbait sites told you she is and you ran with it.

Reddit tier meme. Never thought anything could be worst than Sneed posts but there you go

>So if her powers come from the tesseract, how is she stronger than Thanos who controls the tesseract and the other infinity stones?

She isnt and neither is Scarlet Witch who also got her powers from the tesseract.

Because the Space stone is just the future version of Carol Denvers in crystallized form that was sent back to the past.

She's stronger than him without the stones, incel.
If you're going to complain about capeshit, at least pay attention.

the next part needs to involve her coming home after doing stunts in her rubber suit all day under the cali sun

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I predict the final battle will be just like one of those Dragon Ball fight scenes filled with posturing, teleporting and strikes that come from nowhere.

Thanos and Captain Marvel will fly around each other teleporting in and out of position hoping to catch the other off guard. This sort of jostling for advantageous position will go on until one of them throws the first blow. At which point all heck will break loose.

Thanos’ Infinity Gauntlet was damaged so he won’t be able to use more than one stone’s power at a time. So it will be an even stone vs. stone power battle. The other Avengers will be a bunch of Krillins watching the fight from the sidelines in awe. Some Avengers having been beat down before the climactic Thanos/Captain Marvel battle. Others just standing around slack jawed.

The final blow from Captain Marvel will be a massive Kamehameha blast that destroys the Space Stone rendering Thanos “mortal” again allowing the other Avengers to come in and gang style beat down Thanos.

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So... you've been married for a decade or more and have to use roleplay and kink to be able to have sex?
I know that feel all too well.

>Thanos as beaten all the heroes
>Captain Marvel is on the ground, crying, the last hero left alive to witness Thanos's victory
>suddently, a lound bang echoes in the air
>Thanos's brain splatters all over
>a wild Affleck!Batman appears out of the shadows
>he's weilding the gun that Darkseid used to kill Orion
Thanos. Darkseid. I'm the one with Prep-Time.
*a CGI Stan Lee dances the batusi in the background*

We all know how Endgame will end.

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As usual, women can only attribute value to something they themselves view as valueable. And as usual, it's the one thing women can give men. Sex don't change this into a good film. It don't change Brie into a good actress. And it don't stop you from being a sad bitch with no value other than your vagina.

A better question is why she was imbued with laser powers.
Tesseract is the space stone right?
So shouldn't it have given her expansion/inflation powers instead like Antman?

>Thanos as beaten all the heroes
>Captain Marvel is on the ground, crying, the last hero left alive to witness Thanos's victory
>"No man can defeat me"
>"I am no man"
>Captain Marvel kicks his testicles and the Avengers all swarm him

this should be a sticky

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So what even *are* her powers? Flight and energy projection? Is she physically strong like Thor and the Hulk, too?

Fucking nailed it.

She's the female Shatterstar.
She's you, but better.

Fucking kek. That shit was the best part of that whole movie.

But Adam Warlock does exist
He's revealed to be in the process of being born on the home world of the Sovereign in the new birth pod

everything that exposed the lunacy of 90s rob liefeld was worth the price of admission alone

In this movie? I don't remember seeing it. Is it a post-credits thing?

learn to code

shuri got snapped, m8

She got her powers from an infinity stone, just like Scarlet Witch which means she can destroy them. I don't know about stronger than Thanos tho. They've always nerfed the ridiculously strong people when they need to tell a story.

Really hope she get an introduction-sorta in Endgame...so her shitty movie wont become an essential MCU.

MarVell probably took it from Howard later on to do some research on it

Should have given her powers to teleport at least. Not make lazer blasts.

>Probably she will destroy one of the stones, thus making it impossible to control all of them.
That doesn't make any sense given the events of Infinity War involving the stone in Vision's forehead. CM would have to destroy the time stone first, and if she had the power to do that she might as well just destroy all the stones and Thanos in one punch that also restores half the universe to non-dust form.

saving this

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Strange wasn’t really nerfed, and Wanda was actually buffed during Infinity War.

Just takes actual good talent to include strong powers

>this
GOTG2 Post credits scene I believe

If her origin story is from the 90s and the MCU mainly takes place in the present day wont captain marvel be 60 when Endgame is happening

>Probably she will destroy one of the stones

think they'll need all of the stones to undust everyone though right? that's why either stark or cap are pretty much nailed on to die, the soul stone needs a sacrifice.

>that reddit spacing
This is unreadable. Like blue text on a pitch black background.

Im not sure, but i´d be surprised if MCU superheroes like Cap, Thor, Hulk, IM, just age like usual human beings, although you got to say that IM is only in there because they will make some scientifical bullshit up to make him live atleast 100 years, all others should she be fine until they hit like 80-100 years i think

My sweet little Brie Brie

Chapter 1

>Buzz buzz

Hey, dad. What's up?

Hey, listen baby girl, I'm on my way to come see you, so can you give my name to the security guys so they'll let me in?

You're coming over now?

Yeah, what's wrong?

Dad, we're in the middle of filming the next Captain Marvel movie. You just can't come over any time you want.

Sweetie, did you get my text message this morning?

Yeah, but I didn't read it.

Listen, you don't have to read it. You just have to look at it. Anyways, I'm already on my way, so you better make sure security knows that your father's coming over to see you. You got it?

Yeah, okay, I'll let them know.

That's my good little girl. See you in a little bit.

Okay, bye, daddy.

>After hanging up, Brie checks her father's text message. It's a picture of his 9 inch cock with a Snapchat caption that says, "This belongs to my sweet little Brie Brie."

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>Within an instant, her innocent pink little nipples begin to harden. Next, her shaved little no no place between her legs begin to grumble and salivate with hunger. The only words Brie Larson can think of at that particular moment was, "Daddy dick".

Fucking shit, my dad's gonna get me fired from this stupid ass job... but god damn, my pussy needs to eat that dick. And it needs to eat it now.

>Knock knock

Yeah, what is it?

They want you on set in ten minutes, Brie.

Okay, I'll be out in a second.

>Brie begins taping on her phone.

Hi, security? This is Brie Larson... umm yeah, I'm doing good. Anyways, my dad's coming over to visit me today. So, let him in onto the lot when he gets here, okay. Thanks, bye.

>After hanging up, Brie calls her dad.

Hey, baby. What's up?

I just called security. They know that you're coming over.

Mmm, that's my sweet little Brie Brie.

Anything for you daddy.

Continue

You know, Brie, you haven't changed much over the years. Always loved bouncing up and down on your daddy's lap with a big-o smile on your face and wetness between your legs.

I loved doing it then and I love doing it now.

Ha ha, ain't that the truth. Anyways, when do you guys break for lunch?

Uh, it depends, sometimes at 12:30, sometimes at 1:00.

Okay, well, leave your trailer door unlock so I can wait for you in there.

You don't want to see me on set?

You know it is, sweetie? I feel like if I'm there on set, I'd just be a distraction on you. And I can't take that risk of my sexy little daughter flubbing her lines on the set of her next billion dollar box office movie.

You mean, two billion dollars, daddy.

Ooo, that's my girl.

Hell yeah. My daddy didn't raise no fool.

Ha ha ha, okay, I'll see you in a little bit, sweetie. Oh, and try not to think about my cock too much while you say your lines. We don't want Captain Marvel getting all flustered while thinking about her father's dick stretching out her yummy little fuck holes.

Fuck you, asshole.

>After hanging up, Brie looks at herself in the mirror. She admits that the newly designed Captain Marvel bikini costume has left very little to the imagination. In fact, it was her dad who suggested that she inform the executives at Disney to honor her comic book costume counterpart or she'll exit the production. Everyone agreed and the new costume changes were implemented the follow day.

>Giving herself one last look in the mirror, she tosses her hair to the side and says...

Daddy's gonna freak when he sees me in this...

>Knock knock

Five minutes, Miss Larson.

Okay, I'm coming out right now.

>Before leaving, Brie picks up a piece of napkin from the counter top and begins wiping away her pussy juice that has been flowing down her legs. She then sprays a quick shot of perfume between her legs, blows a kiss to herself in the mirror, and heads out the door.

End

And here I thought I wasted 10 years of my life only to get JUSTed in the end.