Fraiser joins the Fantastic Four
>doo-doodlly-doo-bee-do intro
>frasier on line 1 tells some witty long drawn out answer to a kid with erectile dysfunction
>roz just chimes in and tells him to shove a cucumber up his but
>"WORKS FOR ME"
> Frasier: "rozyoubitch.jpg"
>Call on line two
>its Mr. Fantastic
>Hey, doc, lately I can't get it up in bed
>its all wobbly
>what do I do
> hijinks ensue b/c i cant think of an ending
Daphne and roz domme niles
dressed like this?
Was thinking like this desu
this thread is reddit. good job taking a funny pic and trying to squeeze humor out of it even though you lack the creativity to do so, you fucking reddit zoomer fag
Are you the same guy who complained about Zoomers in the sopranos thread
> flighty jazz comfy intro
> open to call in radio show
> So, Roz, who's our next caller?
> We have user on line 1
> Go ahead, user, im listening
> "So you see, Dr. Crane, how come only 13% of the population commits 50% of the crimes here in the grand ol' US of-"
> Ah, say no more caller
> *Frasier leans under his table and pulls out an infinity gauntlet
> user, I'm going to tell you a handy little mental exercise that always helps me when I get questions like that
> *frasier raises the gauntlet with a wide grin*
> take a deep breath
> *HHHHHH*
> and snap you fingers like so
> *SNAP!*
> We see shots of all black and latinos turn to dust
>cheers and laugh track
> Frasier's boss bursts into the recording studio
> "Frasier, what have you done-"
> her brown complexion betrays her as she wilts away
> "...You bad...bad..boy.."
>frasier leans over and picks up her ashes and sifts them into his underwear
>uproarious studio laughter
> Feel better, user?
>huh, yeah, i actually do
>thanks dr crane
> Well, fellow listeners, I guess that wraps things up, right Roz
> Roz: "Awww, NOW where am i gonna get dicked by a thick black cock?"
>studio laughter
> Bulldog burst into studio with bells and horns
> "*GIGGLE* I got some thick dog cock you could choke on right here-"
>GETOUTBULLDOG!
> Frasier: "Oh right, that reminds me"
>Frasier snaps his fingers again
>all the manlets in the world including Bulldog turn to dust
>studio laughter
>HEY BABAY I HEAR THE BLUES A-CALLIN
This show is so comfy
thats...much better
Glad you like
very comfy now that all of us White people are the only ones left right?
What I’m white but my gf is Arab and we watch it everyday
cringe and reddit
>Caller: "So what do you think, Doctor?"
>Frasier: "Well, it's a complex issue. But, your husband obviously came out to you because he deeply trusts you and hopes that you won't judge him but accept him for who he is. I understand it's a shock, but I'd say yes, yes he still loves you."
>Caller: "Even though he's a mutant?"
>Frasier: "Yes, of course. Whether he can walk through walls or has blue fur, I don't see that changing how he feels about you."
>Caller: "Oh thank you! That makes me feel so much better."
>Frasier: "Not at all, may I ask what his mutation is?"
>Caller: "He can multiply his thingy."
>(Roz double takes and stares)
>Frasier: "Excuse me?"
>Caller: "He can make as many as he wants, as big or small, anywhere! In front, behind- "
>Roz: "Can I get his number?"
>Frasier: "Uh- thanks for your call, we'll take short break." (leaves the booth)
>Roz: "We just had a short break."
>Frasier: "I know, but I've got to put money in the meter."
>Roz: "Well be quick, Dr. Richards will be in any moment for his interview."
>Frasier: "Oh, wouldn't it be a tragedy if I missed him."
>Roz: "What are you talking about? He's the world's most respected scientist! Leader of the Fantastic Four!"
>Frasier: "Please, he's a giant cosmic radiation microwaved turkey."
>Roz: "What?"
>Frasier: "After he came back from space, you know who he went to for psychiatric care?"
>Roz: "You?"
>Frasier: "Niles."
>Roz: "Ah."
>Frasier: "And he's-"
>Roz: "Never let you live it down, right."
>Frasier: "Also the stretchy thing is a little... eugh."
Mainly the episode would be Niles rubbing his relationship with the Fantastic Four in Frasier's face.
I’ve never been on that website too hard to even maneuver
> gf
get out of here and bomb that arab pussy nigga
She’s asleep but we’re both pretty ugly at least she is thick and smells good
>Richards says something about Handel
>for god sakes Richards that’s obviously holst you ignoramous
>rock man says something about how classical music is shit
>well it doesn’t surprise me you have gravel for brains
>the thing slams cucumber through fraisers eye socket killing him instantly
>toss that salad, bitch
>Eddie jumps on the couch
>Martin still doesn’t have a sticky
>Niles walks into the door
>hheLLOO Frasier
>oh hello Niles
>What makes you drop by at such a late hour?
>niles gets giddy
>well, it seems that ive made a friend of my patient...MR RICHARD's...brother in law
>Daphne: ooohhh you mean the human torch? i'd like him to get me flame on you know its not so much to ask that a man would get you so hot and bothered that you'd be the one setting off the sprinklers instead of him but NOOO you have to get you pump and dump your issues on me well i'll never have that
>Daphne walks into her room while ranting
>laugh track as Frasier and Niles share a glance
>Well Niles, what about your new .... friend?
>Well, it seems that he tells me...
> *Niles looks sideways and leans into Frasier*
> He can find out how fast you can burn a jew in an oven-
>Frasier leans back aghast, almost spilling his sherry
>"MY GOD NILES! WITH HIS DISCOVERIES WE CAN UNEQUIVOCALLY DISCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CREMATORIUMS! HOW SOON CAN YOU GET HIM HERE?!
> Niles takes out an obnoxious flip phone from 1998
>He's waiting for us at the Auschwitz-Birkenstock Camp in Poland as we speak
>Frasier swigs his sherry "Magnifique !"
>he just says we have to bring a few Jews along with us on his private jet
> theres a knock on the door
> Frasier opens it to find Roz and Liddy
>Niles and Frasier: "ROZ! So wonder full to see you."
> Roz: " Hah, hey guys, sorry I brought Liddy with me to our weekly meetin-
> Frasier: No worries, Roz, the more the better! You know, why dont you accompany us to short trip to my new winery in Europe
> Roz: Do I have to pay?
> Niles: Oh you people and money
> studio laughter
> they all walk out of Frasier's house
> HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN'
> fade to black
Why did Frasier and Niles speak with british accents?
> Fraiser
>fraiser
Based right universe anons. This Mandela effect is fucking with me.
No one said she had to be awake
And I don't think arab women get to give consent either way so you're good
They speak with transatlantic accents
Masterposts
I made homemade taco bell and milkshakes for us tonight so I’ll let her sleep. And she’s Arab Christian daddy is getting sleepy here too at 440am
The modern day British accent arose from schools and educational programs teaching children in England to pronounce and dictate words with the accent you know today to seem highly sophisticated and well learned.
The accent remained in higher institutions as a more formal/King's english, thus passed onto Frasier and Nile's education, their well learned mother, and that fact that one or both of them went to Oxford/Cambridge
British accents during colonial eras sounded more like eastern seaboard accents than the one you hear today
Tell me more
Actually genuinely happy for you man. What is it like to love a woman and have her like you back so much that you get to dick around?
It’s good and everyone will find one in balding and ugly so I knew that I would have to work on other things to get a gf . It’s fun when they ca relax and not take themselves seriously
>53844▶
>
Kino
Is the muff bushy or shaven?
gotta get that bushy persian rug to much on with her taco while you ring her bell
They eat each other out above niles face while slapping his balls
I shave designs into her pussy hair and she shaves weird stuff into my terrible hairline so I guess it depends on the week or month
I'm not sure he would last an entire minute in this scenario
They put ice on his balls so he doesn’t get erect and shck him everytime he does something out of line
> Open to Frasier intro
> Enter witty pun about threesomes
> Daphne and Nile's Montana house
> Niles walks tired and aghast
> Daphne comes from the kitchen to greet Niles
> Wears whats in the picture
> "hello darling, how was you day today?"
> "Ohh-just terrible"
> "my first patients were suffering from the husband being too tired to have sex by the end of the night"
> "i took a few minutes to collect some files and i returned to the husband sucking off his wife's 9" cock right infront of me
> studio laughter
> Daphne:" ...what..."
> "I know, darling"
> Niles pours himself a glass of sherry and one for Daphne
> "It was shocking and magnificent at the same time"
> y-you mean...she had one...and...and he-
> OH No he had a smaller boipussy
>studio laughter over daphne's shocked face
> Anyways, they wanted me to join in and I had to refuse, I mean its preposturous
> ...did you want to..j-
> Oh dear no, cant come close to that stuff, too unsanitary, i have to move buildings now
> studio laughter
> Anyways, whats for dinner?
> Daphne looks around uncomfortably
> "Well...this..."
> daphne slowly rips open her yoga pants to reveal yet another 9" cock
> Niles falls to his seat, sherry spilling all over his shirt with his mouth agape
> His bird suddenly sqwuaks from the kitchen
> DAPHNE WANTS SOME boiPUCCY!
> studio laughter
> Daphne stands shy but with a raging hard on that leaves her erect member parallel to her tight misty abs
> She crosses her arms around her back and looks down
> "daphne...i-i-i-i-it-it-its...magnificent...you're even more beautiful than I imagined..."
>Daphne peeks a warm brown eye from under her hanging bangs
> a small smile creeps upon her face
> "Well...we don't want dinner to get cold now, do we..."
> Her demeanor suddenly shifts from a shy schoolgirl to a domineering Amazon queen
> she paces across the living room and gently places the head of her member on the drooping lips of her twink husband
> "Say AAAHHHH"
shave the frasier skyline into it right now
or the taco bell logo\
idk give me something man
> DAPHNE WANTS SOME boiPUCCY!
> Just as Daphne is about to slide in her cock into Niles' drooling mouth
> knock on door
> a shocked daphne suddenly grabs Niles' head and forces 7" into his mouth
> "C-cu-COMING!"
> the unlocked door swings open to reveal Roz in casual wear holding an overnight bag and a bag of ice
> "Hey Daphne, just wanted to sneak in and prepare before Niles-"
> Roz turns around to see Niles' throat wrapped around Daphne's cock
> Awkward silence filled with studio laughter
> More awkward silence
> Nile's speaks up with a cock in his mouth
> "Mmmlllo Ruz! *ggrrrgklll* Thrs sum putay 'n th' frug! *sllrrpp* *GULP*"
> Roz: "Ohhh, Daphne, you said I'd have time to put on my outfit before he came!"
>Daphne, struggling to make a coherent sentence while cumming buckets down Niles
> "s-s-sorry Roz...I...I...*heavy breathing with boosoms heaving under a small filament of sweat*-"
> Roz: "Don't bother. Did Nile's say there's patte in the fridge?"
> Niles: "*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* mmmhhhuummm!*" he says, as he grasps Daphne's buttocks firmly, forcing her cock deeper until her balls swim in her scrotum under his cleft chin
> Roz: "Great! I'll grab a bite to eat and" she takes a bottle of wine from Niles cart "-a little something else and I'll be back with my full self"
>roz: niles youre just an incel thats what your problem is
>martin: shes right son. i didnt fight nazis in WW1 just so you could leech off of society
>niles:but im married and have two kids
>roz: yeah but you act like an incel. no wonder meris never wanted to fuck you
>frasier comes into
>"whats all this babbling im trying to read Machiavelli.
>roz: we were telling niels hes an incel
>fraiser: HES NOT AN INCEL! HIS PROBLEM IS THATS HE A FUCKING FAGGOT! A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL! A FLAMBOYANT NANCYBOY! WHY ELSE WOULD HE LIKE THAT STICK DAPHNE! SHE HAS NO TITS AR ASS! I BET SHES THE TOP AND SHE PEGGS YOU YOU FREAK OF NATURE!
>martin laughs
>AND YOU, YOU SENILE GIMP I SHOULDVE HAD EUTHANIZED THE MOMENT YOU MOVED IN THIS APARTMENT. YOU PORVIDE NOTHING AND EATING ALL MY FANCY FOI GROIS WHILE SITTING IN FRONT OF THAT TELEVISION 24/7
>roz: oh frasier
>fraiser looks at her with foam in his mouth
>roz : have sex
>fraiser: GET MARRIED!
>Bad, user. Bad.
Reminder that Daphne invaded Frasier's masturbatorium after Ep1
>newfag
you don't put carpet in a masurbatorium son
>Auschwitz-Birkenstock
Those weren't British accents. They were posh American accents.
This is the best thing I have read on Yea Forums in a long time. 10/10. Please, more.
daphne+niles+roz on its way
Sure
>Daphne: "Ohh, I can't believe it, Dr. Richards coming to dinner with his famous family. It's like the royals coming to visit, except none of them are filthy Germans!"
>Frasier: "Yes, well, let's not get too over-excited, they're just the same as you or I."
>Martin: (snorts)
>Frasier: "What did I say?"
>Martin: "When was the last time you saved the world again? Stopped a mole man invasion? Threw the first ball at a Yankees game? Hell, threw a ball?"
>Frasier: "I'm just sure they don't want to be treated any differently."
(Daphne finishes rolling out a red carpet in the background.)
>Frasier: I mean, really, this is senseless. What does it matter how many times they've saved the world, they're hardly the most interesting metahuman personalities out there. I mean, Dr. Richards? He compared his work in physics to Salieri, can you imagine?
>Martin: No, I can't.
>Frasier: The rock monster has an equivalent IQ to a slab of basalt. The boy will burn out within the next two years. And the Invisible Woman? Please, she's the most cliched example of a bored housewife in a failing marriage I've ever seen. Maybe there's still a possibility I can escape the festivities tonight if I leave now before I jump out the window.
(Niles enters)
>Niles: Helllllo, Frasier. Daphne, Martin, Sue.
(Everyone looks around)
>Frasier: Sue?
>Niles: Yes, she arrived early, I told her to make herself at home.
(Sue materialises in the kitchen helping herself to wine)
>Sue: Hi everyone. Sorry, I do tend to get... bored.
(Martin and Ben are sharing a cigar)
>Martin: Hey, listen, Ben. I gotta ask, are you all rock?
>The Thing: Yer, those cosmic rays did a number on me alright.
>Martin: Nah, I mean. Well, see me and my buddies had a bet once about whether. Well, you know.
>The Thing: What?
>Martin: Is.. it? Rock?
(The Thing looks taken aback. Then he glances side to side conspiratorially)
>The Thing: Solid.
(Martin makes an impressed face)
>Martin: And it... works?
>The Thing: You ever do one of those cave tours?
>Martin: Sure.
>The Thing: You know they teach ya, stalagmites, stalactites. You remember, tites because tights go down?
>Martin: Yeah.
>The Thing: Truer than you know, pal.
(The Thing raises his rockbrows.)
I like this one.
>no bobs
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