Accept my children into Yale.
Accept my children into Yale
Jacob Gray
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Henry Smith
15k bucks little man, put that shit in my hand
Xavier Perry
Didnt he vote for hillary?
Jack Ortiz
what are some other canonically giant penis'ed actors?
Liam Nguyen
Liam Neeson. James Woods.
James Garcia
user from the other thread, are you still here?
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>I unironically left because of people like this guy working in the same building. My first internships as an underclassman were right before #metoo broke and seeing it play out like a controlled burn instead of the kind of righteous "revolution" it was billed as was eye-opening. That list of people defending Polanski got published right around when I was interning there as well. Never thought I'd do anything other than production / agent work. Whole place is on fire right now.
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Guy in pic related, right? Dude, tell us the stories! Wasn't it a reverse tranny, born female and larping as male by shooting up testosterone? Imagine sending your kids to college, going into debt for it, and this thing is what they get as a teacher for literally interpretive dance. I love it when degenerates' chickens come home to roost.
Mason Sanchez
Fuck my daughters
Nathaniel Harris
>people still think hollywood is full of normies
ha
Benjamin Ward
If that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe
Lincoln Lee
What are some kinos about American "education"?
Jack Butler
No way fag
Andrew Peterson
say "mother may I" then spell cup
David Ortiz
Mike Matei
Liam Gonzalez
>pay 500,000$ to get your kid into a prestigious school and all she does is party hard 24/7
Benjamin Perez
See, it's my deal here, Wade
Nathaniel Anderson
*hits pipe*
Levi Sanders
drake bell
Leo Butler
Oh shit, that's Billy Macy's kid?
Sebastian Ramirez
based.
Levi Brown
My Jungle looooove
Jaxson Ross
Nope, Aunt Becky's
Camden Adams
they look like they fuck USC football players
Kevin Walker
Christina Hendricks' husband
Connor Murphy
t. Leon
Hudson Thompson
KIRBY'S PAINT AND TILE PLUS IN WESTGATE
Joseph Torres
He's a Clinton donor
Nathan Anderson
top kek
Charles Sanchez
hollywood is a cult, everyone voted for hillary.
Jonathan Peterson
You just don't get it. They put her wife in jail, not him. He's the whistleblower. The Smoking Gun. He gets rid of his wife and 2 daughters to make his dream real: Still making tittykino.
Connor Baker
>The daughter, likely Sofia, ended up scoring a 1420 on the test when she took it in December 2017. That’s 400 points higher than she had gotten on a PSAT taken a year earlier, according to the Washington Post and Hollywood Reporter
holy shit she could barely crack 1000 on the PSAT? how dumb is her kid
Noah King
Why is it illegal to pay for a spot in a good school? This is just another excuse to hate on white people because they have money
Juan Bennett
A-Aunt Becky?
Ayden Smith
not everyone can just count on affirmative action to get into uni without merit
Chase Brown
Blue chips
Easton Lee
you realize Harvard is currently being sued in federal court for discriminating against asians, right
Luis Roberts
Cool, has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
Alexander Thompson
Most blacks in the ivy league come from African noble families that paid to get it.
Yep, these minority scholarships that were put into place as an apology for slavery are being taken up by the same families that sold american blacks into slavery
Austin King
I mean you're claiming applicants without merit are using affirmative action to get into these schools when literally the exact opposite is happening
Jacob King
Oh we oh we oh!
Jack Green
>why is fraud illegal
wew lad
Adrian Ortiz
that's obviously a redditor being facetious and attacking white people
Lincoln Wood
Rich, white, male and very famous. He'll get six months probation while everyone else gets 10 years in the Stoney Lonesome.
David Martinez
>everyone else
Who, other than wealthy white people are being arrested for this? Who else has ever been arrested for this shit?
Landon Hughes
>1000 on the PSAT
Holy shit.
Jace Campbell
I read an article this morning about a rich Hispanic couple who cheated to get their daughter into Georgetown. The article said they are both facing possible jail time. I haven't heard the same about Macy. He wasn't even charged. When this thing moves forward to the courts, let's see what their sentence is compared to Macy. Watch and see how the system works.
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Dominic Edwards
So the Hispanic family has not been arrested.
FBI literally came into Huffmans house with guns, Full House lady is police custody take.
>BUT DA WYPIPO GET JUS A SLAP ON DA RIST
Lucas Hernandez
>most rich people just do legal donations to the school to get their retard kids in
>while pretty sleazy it’s technically legal
>these idiots somehow did it the illegal way
Anthony Barnes
I scored around that on the SAT back in the day, but I took the test hungover as fuck and fell asleep several times during the exam. On the ACT, which we called the Athletic Competency Test since jocks did better on it, I scored a 33. Maybe something similar happened with her.
>hurr user is a retard
I have an advanced degree. I was just a jock in high school and partied a lot.
David Peterson
That works if you're rich and a graduate of that university, but if you're just some random rich person tossing a load of money at, say, Duke to accept your retarded kid then that's gonna look weird.
Daniel Taylor
This donation thing, affirmative action, and sports scholarships are so retarded. I feel sad for the deserving people that are kept out because of all this bullshit.
Carson Turner
uh her mom dropped $15k to boost her score, I don't think it was just one bad test.
Jordan Adams
Why do these so many people think going to some rich private school matters so much? Especially when your kid is a hot dumb girl who will never use her degree for anything regardless of her major. This just supports the idea that half the students at these “elite” universities are actually fucking retards nowadays
Isaac Sullivan
Why the fuck would people get in jail for this shit? You're just paying to have your kid go to school, is that really worthy of being kept in a cage to protect society from you?
Julian Ortiz
>wore wire
???????
What was it 1985?
hold on let me put my phone down so i can wear this wire to record????
Anthony Brown
Oh my fucking cringe. Oh my god oh my fucking god NOOOO the fucking cringe holy shit I'm dying LITERALLY DING the fucking cringe THE FUCKING CRIIIIINGEE AAAAAAa
David Watson
you should go in jail for that so other people feel discouraged to do it
Grayson Torres
I went to a semi-elite private college. Literally 2/3 of the girls there were dumb as bricks and only there to try and find a husband who’s gonna make a lot of money.
Sebastian Martinez
it's an expression
Julian Bennett
>Maybe something similar happened with her.
I took the psat with mono and scored like 95th percentile still. Then took the act and got a 35. Unless she literally did fall asleep it’s not possible to have such a wide range of scores between two standardized tests. Stop being so obtuse
Jace Wright
Caleb Perez
>one parent paid $6.5 million for their child to get a spot
imagine having to pay so much for your dumbass kid to get into college even though they had the resources to the do so since birth. I'd fucking cry myself to sleep every night tbqh.
Oliver Allen
>Why the fuck would people get in jail for this shit? You're just paying to have your kid go to school
No. What you are actually paying for is to have your rich kid's inferior test scores altered so that they can steal a college spot in an exceptional University from a more qualified kid whose only crime is not having obscenely wealthy parents.
Cooper Johnson
I dunno. My first LSAT result was a 157 and the next was a 168.
Robert Wilson
poor white people have been played like a fucking fiddle like everyone else but they don't notice it because "at least I'm not a nigger!".
Mason Gomez
More like, "at least if I were black I could get in with affirmative action, fortunately I still have my white privilege I guess".
Carter Morris
It doesn't work like that, your sentence is proportioned to the crime you committed and how hurtful you can reasonabily be to society in the future.
It's laughable for people to get sent to jail for shit like this with how much overcrowded prison is in the US.
But other than that, jail should lways be the ultima ratio.
Yes. So? It's already a uni that costs like 50K/100K per year, that's the real crime and no one bats an eye. They should just be fined and the kids thrown out of uni, no need for jail.
If you guys didn't notice jail is a fucking torture.
Kayden Sanchez
Chase Perez
for the geezers
Forrest Tucker
Roddy Mcdowall
Carson Price
Didn't Willem Dafoe have to get a penis double in a movie once because his own was distractingly huge?
Jason Moore
Wyatt Collins
Found the turd skin
Aaaaand the limp wrist
Isaiah Allen
yeah. apparently the audience laughed when they saw his dick and thought it wasn't real.
Hunter Butler
They are not just "paying for their children to get into college", they are commuting fraud in a larger conspiracy that involves money laundering and they knew about it. If you read the complaint, the FBI got every parent involved to go on tape admitting they knew the money was given to a fake charity, this isn't some simple case of bribing one person for favors.
Oliver Torres
committing*
Ryan Diaz
isn't this the same dude that said "I'll have those niggers voting democrat for the next 200 years"? he was a fucking mastermind
Ryder Wright
>They should just be fined and the kids thrown out of uni, no need for jail.
>If you guys didn't notice jail is a fucking torture.
But as usual, the point is that if the skin color of the parents was different, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. They would just go straight to jail.
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Ethan Gutierrez
>It's already a uni that costs like 50K/100K per year, that's the real crime and no one bats an eye.
We live in a society
Levi Sanchez
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Hudson Nguyen
They donated money to the dudes charity which is a tax right off. They screwed with the IRS. That's the real kicker. If they didn't try to both bribe the coaches to get kids in under athletic spots while also getting tax benefits they probably wouldn't have gotten caught. At the very least it wouldn't be as huge a scandal. Fucking with the IRS is the worst thing you can do if you want to get away with it.
Gavin Martin
Well, she definitely shouldn't go to jail as well. The way taxation works in real first world countries is progressively, everyone pays as much taxes as he can compared to how much he earns so the reason they adduce for her crime makes no sense, if the school really is public it should receive the exact same founds as every other public school in the country, compared to how many students they have.
With all the niggers that commit heinous crimes in the US I find it absolutely ridiculous they'd prosecute a working mother that did everything she could to raise her kids well.
Well yeah but it's not like they kept that money and didn't pay taxes on it, they used it for the crime, sure, but they still don't have it.
Ian Scott
lmao
Levi Morgan
>a working mother that did everything she could to raise her kids well
She robbed another child's future. That's worse than some nigger stealing a bike.
Bentley Morales
If they were jews you'd be bitching
Brayden Torres
I already explained to you why it shouldn't be a crime.
You might as well say the country is stealing a good education from her children cause public schools don't receive an equal funding.
That is the precise way you don't want to build your country, creating a horde of ignorant citizens.
Nathaniel Morgan
>1000 on the PSAT? how dumb is her kid
1000 is apparently the bottom end of the "good" PSAT score range.
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