*pleb filters you*
>but muh space slasher movie
Prometheus
Jaxon Diaz
Andrew Morales
Michael Anderson
>beep scanner shows distance without orientation, periodically in alien and aliens.
>floating orbs that generate a perfect 3d holographic map of an entire ship in the prequel.
Ryan Edwards
>absolutely no protocol for alien biological threats's your path
Brody Ortiz
A lot of things in it are highly questionable to downright retarded. But I found it somewhat rewatchable, did so a bunch of times.
Grayson Moore
>what my classic horror film really needs is an incredibly pretentious and yet unbelievably shallow creation myth attached to it
>I know just the guy for the role
Brody Perez
>muh space arachnid dog
Cooper James
>Blind space "perfect biological killing machine" arachnid dog
Josiah Reed
>unbelievably shallow creation myth attached to it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "I want space arachnid to eat people having sex in the shower"
Connor Campbell
Wow, I love prometheus now
Ian Gutierrez
he cute :)
Kevin Bailey
Uncertain of the exact fail. Sad it just hinted at guy Pearce. I think Idris Elba was the only win except main gal kinda got acting synced after ship amateur rockets and scrambling. Great cinematography just like move in thumb, just missing a major arc of story (like movie in thumb) O
Robert Gray
>guy mapping out the the temple gets lost
brilliant writing
Nathan Stewart
I was probably never as let down by a movie than with prometheus. The trailers made it look a hundred times better than the absolute garbage it actually is.
Zachary Collins
based stroke poster
Jason Hall
based.
Alien is the dullest franchise. It's built on a moment of suspense that was already resolved in the first movie. Prometheus at least tried to introduce a new interesting story line
Blake Gutierrez
So does Barak traslate to Port in Khazalid? In one of the novels there is a Dispossessed sea port settlement in Ulgu with the title Barak despite not being a Sky-Port.
Michael Taylor
keyword being tried
Liam Turner
Oops wrong thread and board.
Jackson King
>Remember how they found the facehugger in a room with some kind of giant biomechanil alien being that was milions of years old cause it was fossilized?
>Now get this, what if we make it shorter, young, looking like a Greek god, and making him the father of both the human and the alien race?
what if we spoil his appearence on the movie cover?
>And even better, making a synthetic somehow the reason the xenomorphs were created?
>And make a sequel in wich these engineers are not really that advanced and get killed instantly? >What if we get Idris Elba so he can get Charlize Theron blacked in a pointless scene?
>Also put Benjamin Button there and some of the most retarded scientist ever that make the ones in AVP look like Isaac Newton.
>What if we just break the lore completely and not even use HR Giger designs at all?
>and also make the engineers the ones that send Jesus?
>and instead of the stablished alien cycle make a black goo that does whatever we need everytime, no rules you know?
>Let's make it a prequel but everything looks more futuristic
>Oh oh wait wait and I'd like to delete all the scenes that explain the reasons behind the engineers, put them on YouTube instead, thats how things are done now
>...
>...
>mmm... yeah that's all very good Ridley, whatever you want, if you add that blacked scene we can put on Netflix, here is the funding
Noah Johnson
Haven't read a single valid criticism besides that some characters lack characterisation. Rest is Dunning-Kruger.
Adrian Bennett
ironic that dunning-kruger is always pulled out of the hat by legitimate mouthbreathers
Ryder Thompson
Kek. First time I ever pull it and only after some retard pulled it on me in the last Prometheus thread.