ITT: Post pics of celebrities trying to blend in with the general public

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This picture is apex boomer.

This is no different than late night Yea Forums shitposting desu, it's only missing the sardonic tone and anonimity.

>vaping DMT
>not making ayahuasca
Filtered and plebpilled.

This. You'll find much weirder lurking /x/ at night

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Why do normies idolise celebrities so much? Does it really matter if the person who starred in some film you saw is out buying a pizza?

Yes

Couldn’t slip past me

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Moot please return and save us.

>lurking /x/ at night
Never again

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Based and shamanpilled

he's regretted the sale

>Lurking /x/ at night while tripping on LSD
bro...

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This is the comfiest picture I've seen in a while, thanks user.

My home and lock screen.

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That's in Australia. He can get away with it over there.

story? I thought it was some rich saudi or something.

>wasting an acid trip on Yea Forums

>drinking in public while the sun is up
california is a magical place if youre loaded

weinstein hit that.

Is she waiting for that pupper to put it in her pooper?
Also, who?

Wut? My town square allows open alcohol

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You dont have to be loaded to do that.

>meet [celeb]
>"hey are you, [celeb]?"
>"yeah"
>"FUCK YOU"
>run off like that chink after he kicked that old lady
Every time. THATS ME BAYBAY

is that big bad harv

You know it

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Ryan Gosling btfo

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why do whites dye their hair blonde and other brightened colors than unironically get butthurt at POC when they do it to. Yall cant be gatekeeping that hard, right

What was she listening to?

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Shut up, fag

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>yall
>POC
>reddit spacing
>gatekeeping
>lowercase first letter

This is all an elaborate prank right?

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>cameraman shakilly jerks the camera right following George
You just know inside the dude was screaming "holy shit that's George Lucas!" and was super bummed he was stuck filming whatever shit he was stuck on.

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King of the world can do anything

me in the background

Sigfreid iirc

Underrated post

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there's nothing wrong with kissing your daughter if she's still that young.

is not the edited one.

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Georgie totally did that on purpose.

worked with him, he's a pro but a crack head

Is it any wonder why kikes are loved the world over?

how is helen keller typing?

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>using all those 10$ words to call yourself a cowardly thief

Hehehehe lizard .jpg

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>daughter
user I...

Based Leo

I think this photo was taken when Mr. Gosling verbally assaulted user. He kept talking over him and Mr. Gosling even tried shoplifting. What a jerk. i bet he even cheated on his wife with that hussy Ana De Armas.

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>when you remember cars Hitler existed

Chloe Moretz?

Cause whites invented it, it's cultural appropriation when POC do it.

>Still no Goose/ Del Toro colaboration.

The autism must continue.

>daughter

Sometimes I look at that ducks face and I get a headache

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Sometimes i look at that girl and my blue balls ache.

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Yikes

>No girls genuinely resemble like her in real life

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>why do whites dye their hair blonde and other brightened colors than unironically get butthurt at POC when they do it to.
whites arent just one person

But all whites are literaly Hitler.

Virgin boy cucked by smug frog vs. Based chad oscar guy

Nobody does this. Maybe when it looks like absolute trash. Also making your hair more blonde as a white person still is a natural look; quite a few whites have really bleached blonde hair naturally. Bleached blacks looks the same as a white person dyeing their hair green. That's not how hair color naturally works, so if you don't pull it off just right, it's gonna look fucking gay

so did Rover

You're actually not wrong. Dying your hair should be forbidden, both for cultural and health reasons. But corporate earnings and vanity are much important than either, specially when having honest discussions about body image are in conflict with profit or agenda.

Walking Phoenix

>Bleached blacks looks the same as a white person dyeing their hair green.

my Black ass wishes

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fuck off hippie

The Long and Short of It
Starring Christopher Walken and Al Pacino

who is that

That makes no sense, hippies are the ones that popularized it.

>not the bear blowjob edit

Matt Brodrick and Jerry Seinfeild before they ran over and murdered a woman in NZ

cool

Known murderer Matthew Broadrick

sly use of this webm desu

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No. Not cool. They are murderers.

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I wish I could look that cool when I'm buying my coca cola.

eminem

Is that rick grimes

>come on it's just like wine, it just lacks grape juice and alcohol

This is actually a restaurant located INSIDE his estate where he goes to have a "normal" day.

final boss of the internet

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I saw Ethan Hawke on the subway once. As he'd certainly be aware it's always easier in New York where gushing over a celebrity encounter's looked down on.

Track them down, turn them into nativity scene of gore

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if anyone here is willing to do that, just go to whitepages dot com. as i live in europe i don't have full access, but both bessie kalb and helen rosner's addresses and phone numbers can be easily found using the basic white pages search

This is a piece of art

Why is he always pissing himself?

life must suck for those people who look just like someone famous with people harassing them everywhere they go and taking their picture. youd get all the bad parts of fame without most of the perks.

>feminist DMT vape pens
so this is how we'll remember this decade

>Debicki will never dominate you
Why even live?

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who???

Seyfried

Gross

prostatic problems

taken the piss

...

thats a man baby

vietnam fucking shits

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thanks man. Comfy pic of her.

Vile

I'm a hardcore anti-theist but this is just petty.

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I can't believe Phoenix and Roon Roon actually dating never became a big fucking meme on Yea Forums

does she have puffy nipples?

El Ayuwoki

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based coon

>basic human rights is magical for Americans

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How can someone be worth 5 billion, have an extremely successful career, influence millions of people and still look so JUSTed.

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All Hail, Pisslord

Because for like the last 15 years everyone's hated on him and treated him like a joke?

Or you know, maybe he just had a bit of bad day.

Oh man you're going to think Europe is a magical place

He looks absolutely normal though?

i can really relate to this photo. i had a burger for lunch too.

mommy

Leo seems like such a cool guy. I wish I were friends with him.
He'd probably find me boring though...

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can george get any more fucking based

Man, Helen is pretty epic haha

This picture is actually from my city, I've been there 100 times.

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hehe you're just like a celeb :3

fuck off nigger, if we wanted your opinion we'd lynch it out of you.

Lookin' fresh, Mikey

fat ass

Find Paul and Linda McCartney

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>I'm a hardcore nazi but this is just racist

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I think it's cool

is that jonah hill

its really easy to do in photoshop

I sure wouldn't want to be a nigger right now!

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my god...

I don't know what he's going for, but he ain't trying to blend in.

What makes you say such thing?

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What an ugly boy.

I guess all those goose movies posters are shopped right ?

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What mode is this?

>Be a triple nigger
>Get trips
Outstanding. Good job, user.
.

You just KNOW

>what he's going for
Goth willy Wonka

much better

Amanda Seinfeld or whatever

the secret psychopath look

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge

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Body= Dakota>Elle
Face= Elle>Dakota

underrated

Relax, it's just a normie check. Nothing out of the ordinary.

You're blending in great, we totally can't tell you're from Reddit

have sex.

can you actually vape DMT?

Rape

This is MAGA Country.

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did he ever explain why he was at the MTV awards?

heres a better question
why do so many women want to have blonde hair? does that mean they secretly love hitler?

What, prestigious directors aren't allowed to attend music awards?

feminism, generally speaking, was a mistake

>Rundle Mall underground food court
Still can't get over it. There's another Adelaidean in this thread, I see em from time to time. There's a high concentration of anons in this city.
How about that Daniel Radcliffe movie they're filming up on Pirie Street, huh?

BASED AND WAZPILLED

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Filename

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>flip phone
Based

yeah look at poster to the right of him

wtf?

>you will never have slag Maisie approach you on a train and rape you in public.
why even live

>shoes on seat
dirty bitch

Wait, what's wrong with drinking during the day? You never get a beer or wine for lunch?

>torn stockings
H-help

Amanda Seyfried is fucking hot.

>>>/reddit/

Lmao Americans are such cucks. Although I suspect this poster is an extremely sheltered teenager and not representative of all burgers, I hope so anyway

Margot Robbie said he was really autistic and never shut up about the environment. You'd probably find him more boring than he found you unironically

This is why I love Leo.
Such a boss with a sense of humour.

Did you see the video where he's hanging out with a convicted pedo?

>unironically get butthurt at POC when they do it
Fucking kek. You niggers need to try and understand that whites don't even see you as human. If a white person is thinking about a nignog they're thinking how they can use them to make themselves seem better to their other white friends.

He literally stole it from Nathan.

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I wonder what it feels like to know that you're going to die soon? Do you think it would be peaceful?

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Based. /Our guy/

I'm surprised she has time to vape given all the time she requires to weep over the idea of Norm MacDonald appearing on the show.

It's not a real tweet you fucking brainlet

Why would it hes a normal autist like everyone else on here and so is she. What is there to say?

in New York everyone's too busy trying to pretend to be hot shit to care.

the flash gets me everytime

Jerry seinfeld was in the car getting coffee while mathew ran over someone?

>T-shirt under coloured shirt
Ouch

even when taking a drug that's supposed to detach you from wordly shit, women still manage to make it about muh vagina

>tfw you will never get sagely life advice and reassuring encouragement from your dad, Nicholas Cage

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youtube.com/watch?v=zbBltaOKV_A

You can't even eat in public like a normal person without some buffoon talking your pic and making a snarky comment.

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>walking around with your half asian son named Kal-El looking like a video game character
>blending in

>those disproportionately short legs
>cankles
>giraffe neck
>retard face

Good grief

>wearing flip-flops in a city

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Thats peak female solipsism combined with modern society’s gynocentric attitude my bruv

>this tweet was made without a single shred of irony
I'm fucking speechless lads.

>blood orange Pellegrino
good taste.

Do you have the photo of her giving someone a blowjob?

>Cars Rape of Nanking
>Cars Unit 731
>Cars Khmer Rouge
>Cars 9/11 since it shares universes with Planes
>Cars trucks of peace

Rotherham?

>On August 5, 1987, while driving a rented BMW in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, Broderick crossed into the wrong lane and collided head-on with a Volvo driven by Anna Gallagher, 30, accompanied by her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, killing both instantly.
>Northern Ireland
kek, how many people has mathew brodrick rekt?

this is so perfect
>when you realize it

>Willingly crashing yourself into a group of innocent cartizens to be gifted your eternal reward of 72 cargins upon your arrival to car heaven

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Still can't get over it. There's another Adelaidean
Small world ey mate. I walked past it

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I'm so sick of being into degenerate shit. Time to go beat my meat to some white girl taking dog dick, again.

Bane?

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/ourguy/ for sure

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this dirty slag needs to leave pajeet alone

>of her giving someone a blowjob?
You mean Justin Long

Adelaidean checking in. Was legit near Mitcham train station when Radcliffe was filming there.

She should just let go and put on some weight. She'd make a cute chub.

lmao this reeks of a redd*tor tryna fit in

Gosling pushed the cans from the bottom to his chin in order to keep them together with minimal effort and maximum efficiency.

This whore is having none of that and if she was to apply force with her hand the stack would crumble. She has literally no understanding of physics and why Gosling did what he did. This whore should not be awarded any attention for being a stupid slut.

today i will remind them

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based

Coolest dude ever

what the hell

why is everyone eating in the dark?

for the bants

what the fuck am I reading?

That looks like William H Macy mixing Andrew Lincoln a drink.

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Didn’t Planes outright confirm Car WW2

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pfft

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Unironically yes, it did. WWII used as a plot point why the old plane didn't fly anymore, as he lost his squadron to Japan when they attacked the Japanese naval fleet.

Hello fellow humans

Looks exactly like my gf

Lol it’s not dyeing you dumb nog, it’s lightening. Stop appropriating chemicals.

Wow how did they get exiled 109 times?

Fucking faggot leaker saving the next couple of photos/videos to blackmail them with instead of leaking them as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=87wb4m36U80
Based Goose.

I hate looking at her leaks cause of that pic of her sucking her husband's 4inch lil peeny weeny

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>drinking during the day in public is "magical" for Americans

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Did his cool persona have a different name? It's been awhile since I've seen rolling and trolling.

>Told you to wear the hat and glasses matt

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>the land of dry counties, and where Footloose actually could happen is the one daring to call itself free
Always gets me a chuckle.

It's a gag, bruv

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why is she eating that man's penis? seems rude

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It's weird to me how these Hollywood stars make themselves out to be some special-super-race-angels and then immediately go blow the most average or even worse than on the planet.
It's like what Patrice said about 2 girls 1 cup.

So small

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>those drinks

10/10 taste. If she wasn't such a goblina I would waifu her.

there's no way he can please her with that

>feminists next big thing is to ruin hallucinogens for everyone

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She's blowing another celebrity. Justin Long is worth more than you.

Yeah I'd rather be me.

>I'd rather be a fat virgin than the man with his dick in Amanda Seyfried's mouth
fascinating

Is this before she bulked up?

90% of people on the internet have above avg cocks it's amazing.

retard with his 5 incher and $500 net worth. lmao

It's the same thing with height. It's not that everyone's lying, it's just that those with big dicks or those that are tall are more likely to respond to questions like "what size is your dick" than people tiny dicks. So the results all skew high.

>fat
Nah,
I'm a thin 6'5" and am rather comfortable with god's gift and life.

Two hats?! TWO?!

r/mfa

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I'd laugh if I saw him walking on the other side of the street.

Why is the kid wearing women shoes?

Checked and not gonna lie, that shirt is pretty nice.

bad photo taking and camera flash makes the background looks dark

Looking pretty good Dennis

Is that chad warden?

>tfw costume and wardrobe just asked you to bring your own shit while filming The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Yeah man, he put on some pounds from playing all that Resistance on his P S Triple all this time.

Look at the kids right hand, shoes aren’t the only women’s clothes he’s gonna end up wearing

Before I read the replies I thought that was John Cusack. So I guess the tactic worked on me.

Literally my first thought

Is that Kal-El? My aunt was his music teacher

Just realised this picture is as up-to-date as I thought it was. I've been here too long.

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>65 years old.
I really have no excuse...

This Seyfried my Freud

Bowie?

>implying that's possible to not do even as a B-lister

>using a fork

>pees wherever he wants
>doesn't fall for the flushable jew

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he all about that triple burger

You no longer have to wonder. How do you feel right now? Really take it in before looking behind you.

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I'm putting together a team...

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>doesn't fuel the secret underground degeneracy of hidden pub piss chambers

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Chloe is so fucking wide

Just a quick reminder that no matter where your life takes you, you're here forever

>Chad's original video is 12 years old
Fuck me raw.

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this makes me sad, why would he do this? He has billions, he can literally walk into any Michelin star restaurant just to order pizza.

Crikey, would look at the size of that baby! It's only a few months old but it's already big enough to tear you in two. What a beaut!

>walking anywhere
>not doing what MJ and Brandon did and just building a McD in your mansion, or having a private chef who knows the KFC recipe