It's another Truman decides to jerk off right before sleep and ends up cranking it for 4 hours when he has work the...

It's a sci-fi as written by liberals, it never makes any logical sense, cause it's about muh message.
What was even the point of that dome? Why not just set the show on some remote island?

>It's another Truman should probably work out in the morning but ends up jerking off and is mildly less energetic for the rest of the day

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Man if I was Truman they'd execute me the second the show got cancelled.

I think it was so they could control the climate actually, but yeah I agree it's full of holes

I was about to say that The Truman Show was popular because reality shows were popular back then but I think I've got it backwards! Truman movie came out in 1998 and then all the popular reality TV shows came right after.
Big Brother (2000), American Idol (2002), Survivor (2000)

As strange as it is I think Truman popularized reality TV.

>it's a "Truman goes into a public restroom to pee and squares up to the urinal, only for someone else to walk in and start peeing near him, so he gets nervous and pretends that he's done and flushes" episode

>the episode where truman plays single player games alone and fantasizes that he's streaming on twitch in front of thousands of fans, quietly whispering commentary about the game to himself hoping his family doesn't hear him and think he's finally lost his mind

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Truman does not excessively masturbate. He is kept wholesome and protected. His wife fucks him once a year on his birthday. Whenever he does anything seedy, they cut to commercial, but it is not often. Truman has never seen porn, he uses Sears catalogues. Truman is not an alcoholic, he occasionaly drinks beer. Truman has no access to Burmese water jiujitsu forums to fill his mind with filth.

Stop projecting your neurosis and degeneracy onto pure, perfect Truman.

I never jerk off in the morning, for some reason even if I wake up rock-hard it never feels that good and the orgasm is weak too.
I only ever do it at night.

that happened to me last week, i tried to pee in the toilet but then the guy in the next stall farted and i couldn't go, then i ran out of there with really loud footsteps, so the guy probably knows that he chased me away with his fart

>it’s a Truman spends everyday he has off from school or work in the summer browsing between 3 location-based apps hoping to get his dick touched by a girl while further ruining hos terrible eyesight episode yet again
>he’s been doing some variation of this for at least 5 years now ever simce he discovered Omegle and Kik as an early teen
>he literally has nothing going on in his life and is too poor to have a girlfriend
I wish the producers funded the show better and the writers gave Truman the secrets to approaching women in a casual setting.

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>it's yet another "Truman goes to have dinner and some drinks with friends but spends the whole evening being tormented by his thoughts of not being normal enough for them so he doesn't have a good time but these friends are all he has so he'll keep on attending to these social gatherings although he'd much rather be at home sleeping or masturbating to Simpsons porn" episode

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I rarely do it in the morning. I was particularly horny today tho, I had a pretty good orgasm, I was satisfied afterwards but regretted it an hour later.

i haven't had any friends in over a decade, and even when i did i only got invited as a last resort/if someone needed a ride type of deal.

>It's a "Truman gets caught trying on a condom by his mother and has to wear to the dinner table only to find his dad has his on and it isn't such an embarrassing experience as he thought it would be" episode.

EdTV was more accurate though.

>it's one of those "Truman is happy now that he has a girlfriend as a young adult but he can't shake the feeling of having wasted his teenage years playing videogames and doing shitty art instead of working on his poor appearance and awkward demeanor, which ended up causing him to loose his virginity at age 19"

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Are u me

Probably because you fucking suck

I invite people out all the time, even weirdos. Just not assholes. You're probably an ass. Have sex

>its a truman stays in the public restroom long after he finished because someone walked into the stall next to him episode.
>its a 2 parter where they came in after him but left before him and truman hides the rest of the day for fear of getting recognized by his shoes

Stop being mean to Truman

>It's a Truman's dad is a big fatass and found out Truman was eating ice cream while watching a movie, so his dad sat on him and took the ice cream to eat it himself
>When Truman's 28 years old

explain last week’s episode where he was lurking /d/ then

all my co-workers are older and have families that they spend time with. who could possibly invite me?

>it's one of those "Truman is decent enough at driving but he cant help panicking and making bad moves whenever he's driving another person somewhere" episodes
>Can't wait to see the next one, where he constantly apologizes and tries to justify himself even though the other person doesnt really mind

>it's a Truman is doing horrendously at work but the makers of the show can't have the boss fire him because he will commit suicide episode

>it's a "Truman quits his job then spends his days jerking off, playing video games, watching movies and getting stoned" season
10 months of this shit? when are the writers coming off strike?

>watch baby doing nothing
They started with one camera and a very small set, they expanded it as Truman got older and its viewership increased. The dome was built much later after his birth.
>observe a child’s every moment of privacy
Reality tv shows show similar things and are decently popular. Not that much of a stretch
>what teenage truman jerk off
They didn’t show him having sex so they wouldn’t have televised that. In any case, it’s supposed to be a wholesome community and they probably just made sure he never jacked off. It isn’t that hard when you aren’t brought up in a culture surrounded by pornography

I have friends in all age groups. 20s, 30s, 40s, 70s, literally just stop being a bitch and make friends. Go outside. Have sex

Truman is a normie nigger faggot pussy emo cock sucker who doesn't know how good he has it

Actually the dome was sealed aside from a few doors for staff to enter and exit

The virgin toilet pisser vs the chad stall shitter

>It's a "Truman's life is mediocre at best but that's enough to make the incels in the audience salty" episode

haha wow 19, s-so late

imagine if you were 10 years older haha, im sure theres nobody like that though lol

>it's a Truman forgets he's not on reddit anymore episode

>it's a Truman decides he's not gonna drink so much at lunch but ends up drinking nine pints of beer at the pub and passes out as soon as he gets home and wakes up at three in the morning and can't go back to sleep no matter what he tries episode
Honestly, the writers need to come up with something for him to do.

thats amusing

>they probably just made sure he never jacked off. It isn’t that hard when you aren’t brought up in a culture surrounded by pornography
You greatly underestimate how jerking off almost is an unavoidable milestone in a young man's growing up process. More than 90% of men admit to masturbating, no matter the religious belief or socio-economic background.
But yeah, they simply wouldn't show it onscreen obviously.

>They started with one camera and a very small set, they expanded it as Truman got older and its viewership increased. The dome was built much later after his birth.
This is never confirmed. "We started with just one camera" is an in-universe meme to refer to the ultrasound of Truman, nothing more.

Fucking hate those. It's just Truman looking at his computer screen and occasionally smiling or softly exhaling in amusement for 5 hours

Why do we do this to ourselves.

Because we know deep down we deserve it.

>it's an episode where truman spends his rare 2 day weekend just playing xcom

Autism

I really need to stop that

just end it

I don't need these kind of personal accusations. I'm trying to go to sleep.

>oh look, another "Truman tries to change his life around by quitting video games, masturbating and eating junk food just to do it all later on the same day" episode

>2:36am
>planning on waking up at 7 to start and finish an assignment thats due at 10

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>it's another play with your star wars action figurines pretending they're DBZ characters

Why the massive increase in ratings recently? Is it because of the recent increase in PoC and LGBT representation as the media likes to claim, or because of Truman's anger and suspicion about the recent increase in PoC and LGBT representation? Watching him frantically research historical demographic trends and their causes is quite entertaining, as is the crew rushing to hide the problematic pieces of literature.

>all assignments are due at 11:59pm
This is how you know you're taking a class from a professional teacher who's worked with procrastinators before.

>it's a Truman spends his lunch break researching suicide methods even though he know's he's too much of a pussy to follow through with it and uses it as hope for escape

Why do the writers fall back on this plot so much?

>deletes his porn for the third time this year
can't wait for the spends 12 hours on emp filler arc next month, yawn

Funny enough theres a calc 3 assingment due at that time tomorrow

>quits porn but doesnt delete the folder because he knows he will fail

>teenage Truman can never figure out how it is his mom always interupts him right when he’s about to masturbate

symbolism

>Truman get's so fed up with his mom interrupting that he physically assults her the next time she opens the door
>wanks like a madman with the sound of his mother's muffled sobbing in the background

Then stop procrastinating and do it.

I'm convinced moms know psychically when their sons are masturbating so they can interrupt.

like dad's thermostat senses?

Are you sure the director isn’t just telling your mom?

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How dare you

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this is why conservatives cant art. AN ISLAND? WTF BORIIIINGGGGGGGGG

youre probably average, therefore get along well with most of average people. u have boring sex with solid 6's as well.

I talk to myself to make sure my plans are sound
>so if I move here this turn and use this, the enemy will be flanked and we should be ready for what's next... ok sounds good
>gets btfo anyway

>19 on Yea Forums

little faggot bitch lol. back in my day we called this a good ole cyberbullyin. watcha gon do about it sissy boy? go run to mommy and daddy? theyre not here for you on THE INTERNET!

It's so funny that few people realize that this evil producer guy is meant to be a Steve Jobs parody.

A movie from 1998 predicting Apple and Social Media craze, now that's brilliant!

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because he was an average joe that lived an average american life so he was extremely relatable. it actually makes perfect sense

it's funny to imagine that there would be things like making sure truman never pissed in public and shit like that

>paranoia fuel for thousands and thousands humans
Is this one of the most powerful films ever made?

>it's a Truman walks up and down the same room simulating conversations he wants to have about a subject he's currently passionate about with people he used to talk to/internet personalities he feels like he knows

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literally me

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Kek

>it's another episode of truman watching 8 hour stream of a video game while lurking on Yea Forums everytime he writes a post or messages the streamer nobody replies so he goes asleep feeling like the loneliest person in the world

>Truman deletes all the 4k videos after in disgust, only to re-download them the next day

>It's a Truman starts talking to somebody who's shown the slightest bit of interest in him only to alienate them by talking too passionately about a subject he enjoys in a desperate attempt to communicate with another human bring despite the fact that he should've learned his lesson about doing that kind of thing by now and just stayed quiet.
>It's a repeat

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Is The Truman Show commentary about White people being coddled in a man-made fictional reality like Hollywood movies while their country's demographics and values are quickly being eroded?

Truman was obviously castrated at some point to maintain his innocence. There was also a broadcast delay so any potentially unpalatable scenes were replaced with wholesome product placement. It's like a 24/7 shopping channel mixed with big brother

Wait a second I’ve seen this episode almost everyday

>it's a truman jerked off 6 times on monday and 5 times on tuesday episode
>his dick is now really sore
How much will he manage this episode I wonder

At least you got dubs.

>It's a Truman sells his gaming PC, cleans out his room, buys fresh clothes, joins a gym, shaves his beard and lasts 2 days before resorting to drugs episode

I see you user. You're bretty cool.

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Triple dubs in a row noice

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>it's another fap day episode

He never got to jerk off in his entire life.
Whenever he was about to touch himself his mom or dad would "coincidentally" enter the room.

Imagine the suffering.

>it's another Truman solicits a prostitute only to tie her down in the basement amputating limbs from time to time and making minced meat pies that he gives to his neighbors episode

imagine being cockblocked by your parents your entire life

>It's another playing Magic: The Gathering on the sofa against yourself episode

>it's a Truman writes a funny post on a thread and forgets to say episode at the end and then feels mildly embarrassed and annoyed as he sits and looks at the thread

u didn't have to post this one

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Truman was a movie though idk what the fuck these other people are doing

>Just go make friends lol

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>19
21 AND COUNTING, BITCH
I'M GONNA GET ME SOME FINE FINGER THUNDER TO BURN ALL OF YOU'S IN 9 YEARS

>Truman has wasted three years in uni and is about to drop out. He's cut contact with his highschool friends, he's still a virgin and doesnt do anything all day but masturbate, play videogames and fill the socializing gap in his life by arguing about movies on a forum

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Fuck

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>It's a sci-fi as written by liberals
conservatives don't write sci-fi that's fake news. EXXON DINDU NUFFIN

The real world had been infested with degeneracy and depression. Truman's world was traditional and perfect. People crave that, so they watch.

>It's a Truman shows up to work but they changed the schedule without telling him and he spent his only dollar on the bus and now has to walk home in the rain episode

Me but add 4 more years of wasted time

>it's a truman humble brags on an anonymous board for social outcasts and loners.

>its another Truman spends all his free time after work and the majority of his weekend for 10 days using software to OCR chinese subtitles from Mom/son incest JAV, translating them to English, and then using them to make his own English subtitles for said video

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how many of us are there?

>Everyone at work magically knows everything that's going on except for Truman

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>Truman tries to be social and 'put himself out there'
>He stutters, misses his words, chokes up and tears up when trying to ask the dude next to him for notes

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>It's another Truman's 10 tb hard drive arrives in the mail episode.

Geez Truman, you can't even watch all that JAV in a reasonable time frame, why are you collecting it all?

b-broski

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>it's another Truman body falls apart everything hurts but his social anxiety is so big he can't leave his house and visted a doctor

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>it’s a Truman pretends he’s doing a tv interview while on the toilet episode

>Truman wants to go to the gym and a drawing class but is terrified at the thought of talking to someone, let alone being with a group of people

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>it's another Truman jerks it in the bathroom at work again
Truman you fucking dog

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Life is suffering

based
what games you play bro?

Don't do stem, kids.

>truman goes to college and is stuck in a tiny dorm room with 2 assholes
>jerks off in the bathroom on the 3rd floor of the library every day because the dorm bathroom is too crowded

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>It's a Truman still hasn't made any friends 2 years into his 3 year college course episode

>it's a Truman gets drunk and overshares then heavily regrets it the next day episode

>men didn't jack off before porn
You are a complete moron

>truman only feels like a normal person when he's drunk

>It's a Truman stops drinking and his friends tell him they liked him better as a drunk episode, so he starts drinking again

Nothing wrong with this until you start arguing with yourself. That’s when things go sideways.

Nah, don't tell people this. I told someone this and they thought I was schizo

>Everyone's too busy replying to twitter screencaps and Truman's thread dies

Other people do this????

Seriously, is it a known condition or just a case of introvertitis?

>It's another Truman faps to snuff titles on xvideos episode

Do you think that the businesses inside of the truman show actually manufacture things and they sell at a higher price in the real world because they know it's from the truman show?

I don't know if it has a name, I just described what I do. Not surprised someone could relate to it, it's almost disturbing how many characteristics you might think are unique to you are shared by others on this site

>>Observe a child's every moment of privacy
>>See teenage Truman jerk off every day
Wow sir, ratings are going through the roof, especially with the 30-50yr. female demographic

God I’m sick of those episodes.

This is too relatable to ignore, I think im going to deal with it all now.

>another Truman can't make himself get the fuck up and goes into work at 1pm after making a sick excuse he knows is wearing thin
What can Truman do about this? He works hard, he just can't get his sleeping schedule right. Maybe he deserves to be fired and die homeless in a ditch somewhere

>it's another Truman laughs hysterically at efukt videos in his room while eating potato chips then he suddenly vomits all over his keyboard episode