Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Josiah Flores
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Jaxon Kelly
>Did you like my movie, user?
Gavin Reyes
Check'd.
Ryder Johnson
back to back image limit threads
Nolan Bailey
Ian Williams
>>>/aba/ board when?
Adam Johnson
Justin Anderson
Thatd be cool. Was the chrome version anything special? Or could i get the same thing by changing my tv settings? Because i did that BR2049 and fuckin loved it.
Jackson Bailey
When we hit #1000
Kayden Nguyen
>user is nigger milf hunter.
Liam Adams
HEY SWEETS
I HEARD YOU FLOPPED
HEH, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOU, PRINCESS
Brody Cruz
we don't need one. One contained general is plenty.
Nicholas Reed
I'll find out Thursday.
But let's be honest...
There's on way to hate it.
Matthew Barnes
It'd probably be more active than /gd/, /po/, /3/, and /i/
Adam Mitchell
The thing is, the contrast is higher, so things stick out more. That .webm of BR2049 is kind of grey and washed out. You also have to adjust brightness. Fury Road actually looks pretty cool in black and white.
Leo Foster
I still think Jennifer Connelly is smoking hot.
Hunter Phillips
Peaches, an edit of this scene like you did for the motorball one would be cute af
Luke Gomez
Honestly isn't it time for a new board cull soon?
Blake Evans
let's see if this works
Lucas Barnes
Cool beans, thanks for the info.
Grayson Martinez
cuuuuuuuute
James Lewis
ok the shit worked, there's the webm that user requested for you to edit with fuck haters
Tyler Myers
Thanks for the idea, will see about doing it.
Ugh, I wish it was higher quality. At least I can see her face now.
No problem.
Thomas Wood
>Ugh, I wish it was higher quality. At least I can see her face now
Me too, I did what I could, the angle isn't great but it's better than the alternative
James Morgan
it's not brightness, it's contrast
Brody Wright
loved this, they made excellent use of their singular f-bomb.
Jaxon Lewis
Also, I want the whole scene to edit, not just that one part. But thanks for the effort!
You edit both, turn brightness down just a tiny tad and contrast up.
Brayden Smith
hold onto your butt
Joseph Moore
Fuck, I need to buy that. Is this cut included with every blu-ray or just a special edition?
Colton Powell
Do you think Rosa has ever posted in this thread as user?
How do you think she'd react when entering the general for the first time?
Hunter Reyes
No, she'd probably be turned off by the casual shitposting.
Xavier Murphy
>flopped
>no sequel
lmao
Charles Roberts
She's just begging for penis.
Wyatt Russell
>flipped
>no you's
Landon Parker
You're up early flop-kun, honestly I kinda missed you. Do you have any mathematical breakdowns for us?
Jaxon Barnes
>me when someone speaks ill of Alita
Liam Morgan
>The bitch broke my nose!
>Yes, I did.
What did Alita mean by this?
Ryder Garcia
Is there a glitch in Alita's neck shadow?
David Cruz
What game can help me plunge into the world similar to the world of Alita?
Shadowrun?
Satellite Reign?
Xavier Parker
eyes too small
David Murphy
based battle angel smashed the disney jew nose.
Caleb Scott
Hopefully Cyberpunk 2077, though it's still more than a year away.
Jose Ross
Probably my last shoop for the night.
Charles Peterson
Someone can share Wallpapers of this movie pleasE?
Kevin Campbell
I like how the action scenes flow so well together it doesn't cut every fifteen frames it just pulls out wide and lets you see what is happening.
It's been so long since we've got such great fights in a movie.
Matthew Brown
Kenshi
Chase Morris
>I like how the action scenes flow so well together it doesn't cut every fifteen frames it just pulls out wide and lets you see what is happening
This
Nolan Anderson
>Cyberpunk 2077,
Yes, I really hope for this game.
It seems to me that the poles will surely make a reference to Alita.
Isaac Russell
Deus Ex is probably the closes game you can "plunge into".
Jeremiah Clark
cis
Mason Nguyen
>we don't need >>>/aba/
The same thing was said about Bronies in the beginning. It was only a matter of time before
Jordan Richardson
I know it's the wrong scene but please enjoy /alita/. We can't let people thinking we don't make OC round these parts, now can we?
Nolan Williams
Go be racist white trash somewhere else faggot.
Dominic Cox
EVERYBODY THINKS I'M HIGH AND I AM
>EVERYBODY THINKS I'M HIGH AND I AM
EVERYBODY THINKS I'M HIGH AND I AM
>EVERYBODY THINKS I'M HIGH AND I AM
EVERYBODY THINKS I'M HIGH AND I AM
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John Scott
I commented in the early abag threads that we were sounding very close to the early stages or brony shit. So far so good though. We really don't need a whole board for us though.
Josiah Richardson
they don't make new boards for cancer anymore.
they just trow it in /trash/
Ian Barnes
OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
don't tease my, this kind of shoops are my favourite to do
Bentley Torres
>We really don't need a whole board for us though.
one comfy general is enough
Oliver Jenkins
So long as we don't go around to unrelated boards posting Alita in threads she doesn't belong we should be fine. The problem with MLP was they were infecting everything.
Evan Barnes
Ryder Howard
Mediocre film. Why are there rolling threads for that trash again?
Nathaniel Martin
no politics
James Bell
It's a true shame that some people simply can't open their eyes to true comfy, love, and art.
Easton Martin
DUDE SHUUSSHH
Bentley Sullivan
I don't understand why there still are threads for CM either, it is absolute garbage
Oliver Powell
Tomorrow I'll make one with the K copypasta.
Logan Bailey
That's hardly politics but yeah, lets keep this shit out of these threads.
John Peterson
Have you even seen it? It was very good. I don't think you've seen it. Did you? Don't lie .
Thomas Walker
Only a matter of time before someone subs "Fuck boypussi"
Noah Foster
She doesn'g even have her own General
Grayson Martinez
She's an independent woman. She needs no General.
Nicholas Campbell
I'm off to bed, /alita/. Sleep well.
Luis Foster
Goodnight!
Jason Baker
Night user! Too bad you'll miss my OC in a min.
Bentley Evans
Well, since it's you Peaches, I can wait a few more minutes...
Jace Wood
some alitafags go to bed
but I just got to work and my alita day just started. good morning, good night.
Brayden Wilson
You really think Alita will blow over and disperse? I doubt it. She is gonna be everywhere all across Yea Forums within a year. Once the bluray comes out and the sequel is announced there is gonna be a deluge of Alita memes. The only reason it hasn't begin yet is because we are hunkered down in a general building an arsenal of Alita: Battle Angel memes right now.
Cameron White
Here, have wallpaper version.
Anthony Allen
This. We're just getting started. All will be converted by our healing light.
Nathaniel Reed
Bar Brawl = Yea Forums
McTeague = /ALITA/
Jayden Ortiz
yeah worst, multiple threads taking more space
Hunter Robinson
She has a heart strong enough to power all of Yea Forums for years.
Nolan Martin
VECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Jack Cox
ty user
Jackson Sullivan
Normally I'd do a pastebin for this but this one is special. I might toss one up afterwards too for ease of sharing. I love you all anons.
>It’s a beautiful spring day when she jumps on to your bed, waking you with a soft touch across your brow. You yawn, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes and turn to see her sitting cross-legged; a curious grin peeking out from her mop of hair. The morning light streaks through the window, highlighting her gentle features. As always, you’re drawn to her eyes. You could stare at them for hours, losing yourself in their beauty and warmth.
>“Morning, sleepyhead.” Alita smiles, her eyes dancing with life. You groan softly and pull yourself upright in the cramped bed.
>“Hey- what time is it?” Your voice is raspy. She carefully passes you the glass of water which you left precariously balanced on your bedside table last night.
>“Around 6:30 I think.” Her voice is bright and cheery. “We need to be up this early though because I have an adventure planned for us!”
>You know this look. It’s playful, though you see her steely determination underneath the affection and know that there’s no arguing. Besides, would you ever really want to? With a clearer mind, you see that she seems to be dressed for a hike; a white tank top matches with loose pants and the boots on the ground beside her. She notices you staring and giggles.
>“Go get some breakfast! I know a place outside the city that I’m sure you’ll love.” Suddenly, she hops off the bed and lands; graceful and poised. She grabs her boots and makes her way over to your window, which you just now notice is open. “I’ll see you at the North Gate in an hour. Bring a snack!” With a wink and a blown kiss, she’s gone. You shake your head ruefully as you get dressed. As you head downstairs for breakfast your mind drifts. The market is open today and it is orange season…
(1/3)
Dominic Carter
got it in 3840x2160?
Ryder Fisher
I love this pic.
Connor Nguyen
cringe
Jordan Cruz
That would require a higher base resolution. Maybe when the BD comes out.
Nathan Watson
>The roads surrounding Iron City are poorly maintained. Really, they’re closer to dirt paths than the highways of old. Still, your old beat-up semi handles them just fine. Alita sits in the cab beside you, enjoying the wind through her hair as she looks out the window. Her hand sits resolutely on your thigh, and you feel the strength of her artificial fingertips. Some distractions are worth the trouble.
>“So where are we heading?”
>She turns to you before replying.
>“It’s a little cove out through the jungle. It’s where I found this-” she curls and uncurls the fingers of the berserker body, highlighting her point. “An old… partner of mine showed it to me.” She grimaces at the memory. You feel a tightening in your chest at the sight. You’ve heard the story, or at least parts of it. You too know what it’s like to lose someone close. You take her hand and intertwine fingers.
>“I look forward to seeing it.”
>Her brow unfurrows and the steady warmth inside you settles back in place. The rest of the trip is spent in comfortable silence, with the wind rushing past the windows as all that breaks it.
>A short walk through the jungle later and you and Alita step out into a beautiful cove. Sparkling clear water trickles into a lush natural pool. In the center of the lake is a dilapidated URM ship. Alita laughs with delight and runs down the craggy rocks. Her head dips below the rock face and as you struggle to keep up, you see a little beach hidden from the view at the entrance. Alita has already dropped her pack and is in the process of shedding her clothes. The purple-black of her cyborg body gleams in the sunlight, and despite yourself you feel like you should look away. She catches your indecision and waves you down.
(2/3)
Elijah Kelly
What the fuck are you guys even discussing about this piece of crap movie LOL
Kayden Bailey
They literally don't make cyberpunk adventure games anymore, user.
Ryan Johnson
>cringing writefag
yikes
Brandon Jones
WHERE'S THE OC?!
Adam Morgan
>“If you’re not down here and ready to swim in the next five seconds I’m gonna throw you in!”
>You scramble down the rest of the way and rapidly get changed. Alita however seems to have no aversion to staring and you blush despite your best efforts. She grabs your hand and with a sparkle in her eyes, guides you to the water’s edge.
>“Let’s dive in!”
>“Won’t you just sink?”
>She laughs and suddenly you see the blue glow emanating from her body.
>“I figured out that the plasma can help me float. I can probably float even better than you.” With that she pulls you in to the water. You join her in laughing despite your attempts are seriousness.
>You swim together, spiraling around in a flowing aquatic dance. You jump, from the cliffs nearby and catch each other under the water. You even start a splash war (which she unquestionably wins) and finally, eventually you just float together, hands held in perfect harmony. Your floating takes you back to the beach, and as you stand in the knee-high water, arms wrapped around each other you see her lip quiver in the way that you know means she’s asking for a kiss. It surprised you at first, that she would be shy like this. But now you take her face in your hand and bring your lips together. It’s wet and warm and absolutely perfect. You feel the smallest shudder come from her and your soul is ablaze; a shining beacon in the world around you.
(3/3)
Mason Cruz
Right now we are discussing getting our own board Care to join in?
Justin Morgan
finding 4k wallpapers is hard
Dylan Reyes
Daily reminder that Alita loves you
Ryan Morris
>please no
Henry Cox
>hating on our writefag
Xavier Mitchell
I use 3440x1440. I know the pain, brother.
Lincoln Myers
>stay comfy, see you tomorrow
Kayden Edwards
Fuck, that's beautiful
Hudson Murphy
>faggot
Why so homophobic?
Benjamin Morales
>I'd do anything for my anons, I'd give them my heart
Xavier Turner
>defending cringey namefags
man this general is turning to shit. I already see it coming:
You drive off every normal Alitafan with your tumblr teen tier behaviour until you have a circle jerk of 5 people left and every potential newcomer gets bullied out.
Yuck. fags like you are poison for a fanbase.
>inb4 mouse shill
>inb4 not a true fan
no fuck you. keep walling yourself in.
Evan Butler
;)
Jonathan Jenkins
>Later, you sit on the shore, basking in the sun. Alita’s head lays in your lap, eyes closed in the face of the glorious sunlight. You softly stroke her hair as she rests, with your other hand running across her stomach. The artificial muscles of her body are warm and lithe; if you closed your eyes you could almost imagine them as human. Of course, they’re more than that. After all, how can one improve on perfection? She coos softly as you run your hands through a spot just behind your ear.
>“Mmmm… this feels like a dream.”
>You smile as she says it, and look away towards the ship.
>“If it is then I never want to wake up.”
>She opens her eyes and lazily gets up, stretching as she does. She gives you a quick kiss and then sits down by
you, leaning her head on your shoulder.
>“Neither do I.”
BONUS HIDDEN ENDING
>An alarm blares, splitting the air and piercing the silence of the apartment. A man rolls over and slaps the clock- killing the sound though it has served its purpose. He sits up on the edge of his bed and rests his head on his hands. Dark rings encircle his eyes, and he wishes more than anything that he could just fall back in to sleep. He stays there, slumped over until he hears the harsh artificial voice play through the tinny apartment speakers.
>“Good morning Agent K.”
Christian Martinez
>Don't just meme for people.
Nicholas Parker
>ip count: 33
It's too late. Abandon ship until bluray/sequel announcement. the sane fans already left.
Asher Murphy
You don't have to stay here. You can go into any one of the six dwindling Captain Marvel threads.
We'll be waiting for you when you want to get to the last level.
Jayden Richardson
Don't worry friend there's good odds this gets taken down for being off topic soon.
Take care though I hope you have a decent day.
Jordan Thomas
Is it ethical to cybernetically enhance your hounds to make them more effective killing machines?
Lucas Reed
Yeah you're probably right. too bad these schizos destroy everything good and don't even notice it.
at least the first 99/100 threads were 100% amazing. still glad to have participated.
see you when the sequel gets announced!
Josiah Fisher
YO.
FUCK THIS NIGGA.
Elijah Lee
>111 posts
>33 IPs
That's amazing contribution. And both /alita/ threads are still the two top traffic threads on Yea Forums right now.
Chase Thompson
>CM shill!
jesus christ, do you really think everyone criticizing your circle jerk is a shill? I have seen alita twice, you fucking faggot.
Robert Scott
I think things just get weird early in the mornings, midday these threads were hitting like unique 90+ IP and churning out OC like crazy.
Nathan Fisher
/alita/ threads are about /comfyposting/ not shitting on people. You would know that already.
Luis Reyes
You'll have to ask the Factory's ethics committee user.
Samuel Perry
was defending them actually
go cry somewhere else.
Carson Stewart
>was defending them
Oh, my bad. Didn't realize.
Lincoln Price
What's up cutie?
Aaron Green
Aw, the thread falls apart before I drop my video? Damn it.
Hudson Wood
I will watch alita again with my friend this weekend
Anthony Allen
Nah Flopped-kun wearing camouflage. I'm still here, please post.
Eli Nguyen
>thiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappening
Gabriel White
>it's all or nothing with me
Kevin Gutierrez
>claims to have seen Alita twice
>screeches about /ALITA/ like an unhealed jerk off
Hey. What's your problem?
John Richardson
I really liked what they did with the look of the deckman in the movie. Visually speaking.
Christopher Rodriguez
>bad movie with good marketing and 10 years of brand loyalty beats good movie barely anyone knew existed
colour me surprised
Camden Myers
Pic related really makes you think.
Brayden Bailey
30% drop, already irrelevant, the MCU will die within 5 years
Ethan Anderson
What an interesting observation.
Camden Sullivan
Now this is my favorite crossover.
Nolan Peterson
I just got back from it, solid 7/10. For reference I Ghost in the Shell 2017 was a 6.5/10 for me and Blade Runner 2049 was a 7.5. I have a soft spot for cyberpunk compared to standard cape shit though.
William Hughes
Manga spoilers ahead:
>Fallen Angel, near the end
>Alita defeats Zapan, almost dies
>gets arrested for using a gun
>pic related
>doors close, blocking all light
>credits roll
>mid credits
>Alita wakes up in a white room
>gets recruited by Zalem
>Gally's theme plays as she leaves through the door
>youtu.be
>credits continue
>film 3 opens with shots of the badlands to this music, then slowly pans down to reveal it's Alita playing her harmonica
youtu.be
Blake Baker
if alita not for lewd why so sexy?
Nathan Moore
I had this idea that even though they didn't keep the design of the manga they still could have kept the brain behind that mechanical face. Sure enough that idea was shown in the concept art.
Nathaniel Campbell
>a dozen transhumanist tumblr weirdos and samefagging autists trying to carve out their little corner of reddit or tumblr or whatever other hugbox fetish factories they crawled out of to make some kind of identity around this shit because they think they know jack shit about /comfy/ posting
Jesus Christ. Thank God you catalog killing fags won't get another shitflick.
Caleb Morales
Thank you, Mr. Rodriguez.
Mason Ramirez
Wonder if timezones have to do with these losers coming in? It feels so calculated and right on queue every time?
Dominic Martinez
>stay away from my daughter
Gavin Baker
If it helps it's around 6:30 Aus time so if it's the southern hemisphere people then I wouldn't be surprised given the average Ausposter on /int/
Ryder Jackson
I can't wait anymore. I'm off to bed. Please repost your OC tomorrow.
Matthew Hughes
I kinda hate mid/post credit scenes especially on repeat viewings. Just let it end so I can leave or pop in the next disc. I was glad this one didn't have anything buried in the credits.
Jason Lee
sucks we need to wait for a whole nother move to see him
edward nortan is an interesting choice
Luke Powell
Y'all need to slow down. Been eaning to tell you 3 threads ago in2014 Jim Cameron posted some OC photo on Yea Forums. So chances are he posts here (serious).
I'm off to work now but i'll search the archives this evening.
Adrian Morris
It's fine user, didn't get it done yet. Good night!
Anthony Morris
trying to save face?
Joshua Torres
It gets like this pretty much every morning, we get a lot of drive-by style shitposters it's best to ignore them since they're just here looking for yous and to disrupt whatever conversations were going on.
Grayson Lee
>tumblr reddit tumblr reddit tumblr reddit
All these people must be mensa level at least
Austin Gray
He has kids, so if he didn't discover Yea Forums himself, I'm sure one of them clued him in.
THANK YOU, BASED JIMBO.
Tyler Adams
Source?
Tyler Powell
They will put it under 170 for sure :D
Jaxson Reyes
Quality ain't the best, but fresh OC
user thought up the idea
Mock the autism if you please
Elijah Torres
Seeing Jennifer Connely interact with Alita is one of the main reasons I went to see this movie. I’m usually pretty cold on anime adaptions, but
“What’s your problem?”
shitnegrothatsallyouhadtosay.jpg
Jayden Jenkins
Guess what, we've got our own discords now and we're going to wreck your threads here on out fags. Put your tin foil hats on, you cunts.
Cooper Parker
Was anyone else kinda creeped out by these guys?
Dylan Martin
Are you so lonely that you want to talk about it?
Ayden Bennett
I think theyre cute
Owen Howard
Wait, there is a person in there? That's makes it even worse.
Liam James
>Mock the autism
With Alita being now being certified autism friendly kino by the education authority, we are beyond mockery. Except “No Zapan” user. I’ll keep mocking him.
Isaiah Evans
awww
Robert Fisher
Okay, I waited.
Goddamn brilliant.
Perfect job, Peaches.
I'm smiling and laughing like a goof.
Cameron Jones
I liked their flappy mouths
Joseph Rivera
You ask us why people watch Marvel's films?
We do not know.
Carter Martinez
Last day was presumably today, extended for another week. Good show.
Robert Wright
State your business!
Noah Williams
Was a photo from his diving trip that was nowhere else on the internet.
Luis White
gammas tend to get obsessed, sometimes for years
Jack Bell
You sure it wasn't just theaters not updating their times yet?
Ayden Jackson
>Upboats for peaches!
James Robinson
Are the big security robutts deckmen too? I like to think the little guys just hitch a ride in their bodies when a centurion is required.
Eli Hernandez
Whats your home countries box office numbers, anons? In mine almost 70k, almost up to date. Doing quite well compared to the usual statistics, only a few movies make it over 100k, and then they usually are 1-2 to reach 300-400k people, catering to normie tastes.
Isaiah Ross
I can't believe the Chinese liked it so much they are getting another month
Jacob Reed
Ok, but why?
Jason Williams
100/10
Jonathan Williams
BRILLIANT!
Also, Check'd.
Jayden Bennett
any watchable torrents yet? cant be assed downloading all of them to check quality
Jackson Howard
Any decent grabs of a centurion? I have an idea.
Bentley Flores
last time I checked it was low, yet every time I saw the movie there were at least 10 more people
Benjamin Richardson
>THIS PATHETIC FAGGOT
>THIRD WORLD CUNT
>COPING WITH LIFE BY CHEERLEADING A DOGSHIT FLICK
Lucas Watson
Thing seriously looks like an emotionless killing machine.
Grayson Williams
No. You were okay but every other character that wasn't you was boring and soulless, and the pacing of your movie was kind of shitty.
Landon Cooper
by far the most wholesome OC so far
Evan Robinson
More edits with the other levels?
I need
Asher Thompson
Only camrips, the best is the 1xbet one. They're all kinda shit though.
Christian Parker
It feels an unused prop made for Alita in 90's.
And that's good thing.
Tyler Sanchez
My God!
Brody Jones
@111349948
Dont reply to torrentposters. Alita needs to be supported.
Evan Harris
Good job faggot!!!!
Kayden Fisher
Better to be a nice person from the third world then an arrogant rude cunt from the first.
Carter Taylor
Define decent? We've really only got camrips and what we can grab from trailers to work with.
Adrian Long
Because faggots get shoved into lockers, you little ESL subhuman shit
Isaac Mitchell
For all the anons praying for the sequel I have to say this:
"Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,— "Wait and hope"."
Ian Jackson
>threatening /ALITA/
>this meme was made by gang weed
Luke Hall
I agree, but her run has ended in some places, and a good torrent could lead to more OC.
Eli Russell
Kino human
Isaiah Fisher
keep racking up those fucking pesos or sea shells or whatever you trade for beans you faggot and maybe you'll have enough to buy a fiver ad begging for a sequel, you dipshits
Cameron Perry
There won't be a good torrent until the bluray comes out.
Isaiah Lee
yeah fuck you user, anyone is welcome to get healed by alita
Christian Cooper
>implying the first world still exists
Europoors live in shitholes and the US will break apart in 2030, no worries
Julian Flores
Good enough for a NO FUN edit. That one could be fine if it weren’t so dark.
John Price
So you got shoved into a locker, and now you put your anger in internet trolling?
Thats sad user. I hope you find a special someone someday so you can be happy again
Luke Powell
love it, peaches
Blake Ortiz
Try looking through the trailers, the cam rips are going to be dark.
Jack Walker
Owen Cox
Well guys, thanks, I'm going to bed. You have fun. See you sometime tomorrow.
Justin Rivera
I love Alita.
Logan Jones
>/ALITA/
>A DOZEN ESLFAGS WHO COULDN'T EVEN MEME THEIR """GENERAL""" INTO CATCHING ON THINKING THEY'D DRIVE THEIR FILM TO A SEQUEL
Hey faggots why don't you slit your wrists to see if you've got any wires in there?
Jace Roberts
Try this one.
Adrian Parker
Dig deeper into that pathetic self-esteem booster folder, you sadsack dipshit, your tranny buddy's already posted that shit
Gabriel Fisher
What is esl anyway?
Camden Edwards
This thread has 56 posters thus far.
Nicholas Price
Don't @@@ the spammers, just report and move on.
Luke Torres
There are way less trannies and degenerates in 3rd world than in United States of Degenerates
Jaxon Reyes
Thank you. Will get to it after work. Soon.
Jose Perry
>stay comfy and eat lots of chocolate
Luis Ross
>no fun allowed
Nolan Sanders
This made me smile thank you
Henry Diaz
Ohoho nice pic
Carson Jackson
This one goes out to the unfortunate gaylord(s) trying to shit up the thread. No (You)s for you.
Christopher Ramirez
Ryder Hall
Do you think our girl will get more huge movie roles now that she's hit it big with Alita? What sort of movies would you like to see her in?
Jose Reed
Nighty night faggochino
Jordan Cruz
This is wonderful. Thank you Peaches. Healing threads on Yea Forums. I can't quite believe it myself.
John Clark
FUCK THE HATERS
Julian Johnson
Keep going and I'll make you project so hard you'll blow a fucking lamp, you lardbucket landwhale
Ethan Fisher
The movie where she become my wife, based on a true story
Levi Moore
The face in the middle is so cute
>You will never pinch her cheeks
Leo Foster
Going :3
Bentley Hernandez
Hunter Gonzalez
And yet you still make up for it with the shitskin dogs and then some
>BASED
Wyatt Kelly
Alita 2
Alita 3
Daniel Foster
FUCK THE HATERS
Carson Reed
Good morning /ALITA/
Robert Bailey
BUONGIORNONE!
Aaron Gomez
Imagine shilling for this flop
Mason Bailey
Mornin' user.
Tyler James
Dog lover, I like that.
Cooper Rodriguez
We don't deserve you Peaches.
William Butler
i want watch Alita dancing J'en Ai Marre
please!
Daniel Moore
>oh hey user
Jaxon Green
Well good news, Alita is still going to be showing through the weekend here in my Norwegian multiplex. One or two screenings per day, and in rooms with between 60 and 120 seats.
I see a two or three seats booked in all of them, but I don't know how common walk-ins are here. We're a regional town, so people will travel here from the hinterlands to go to the movies and shopping. I'll check out the seating charts closer to screening.
Alexander Edwards
From the interviews and the short videos I've seen, I think Rosa can do anything. But so far Alita is the only thing I've seen her in and I feel the need to start checking out all the other roles she has already done.
Owen Cooper
The one thing I didn't buy in this movie as much as I love Christoph Waltz was him as a Hunter Warrior killing cyborgs with his rocket hammer.
I just can't see him doing physical activity on that level and being very good at it.
Gavin Adams
Which town are you in? I'm seeing it in Drammen today and Oslo next Monday.
Evan Peterson
Do we deserve such a sweetheart? Yes, we do.
Brandon Wright
I'm getting a mug with McTeague on it like that user who was at the convention. It just looks so good.
Also elbow spurs and arm revolver. What a madman.
Andrew Rivera
You have great taste.
Evan Scott
Put up some fliers in your barrio for the next one and promise people some beans if they post in the next one and maybe you can fake a ghetto click farm! Hell, if we're lucky, it might make your grid collapse so the board'll have one less colony of roaches spamming dogshit you fucking cunts
Hey, report more posts you fucking faggot pussies, why don't ya. You fucking hugbox-loving shitdicks. Kvetch to your shill sellout cumguzzler dick-slicing fagbuds on the mod team you fucking discord dilators. Shove a toaster up your ass and hop in the shower the next time you're favela gets running water you banhammer-craving, delusional dipshits.
Christopher Flores
Fuck me, I want it. The statue that is.
I'll take Rosa too.
Nicholas Lewis
Trondheim. I saw it this Monday and the room was about 1/4 full, even though there were two screenings on that day.
Wyatt Sanders
>Well good news, Alita is still going to be showing through the weekend here in my Norwegian multiplex
James Cox
Shad weighs in on the weighty subject of rocket hammers.
youtu.be
Josiah Wright
Very sweet
Leo Price
Wholesome meme, I like it
Parker Gomez
>Zapan! Not the furniture!
>first thing Alita does is smash his head through a table.
also dat Terminator homage when Zapan is chasing Hugo, shoving people out of the way, and scanning.
Jonathan Murphy
It still plays in bigger cities in Poland.
I managed to book a ticket for the next Saturday. Suprisingly, about 10 seats were already taken.
Mason Howard
user in an earlier thread claimed there was a terminator arm in the junk pile at the beginning. Going back tomorrow morning to look for it.
Brody Hill
>Does anyone have any orange slices?
Jacob Rivera
But GDP per capita in my country is over 45k usd :( didn't know it's third world
Justin Wright
>ALITA'S THE VOICE OF A GENERATION GUISE
>I'LL BE A ROBOWAIFU SOMEDAY GUISE
>MUH PUPPY DOG EYES
>OMG WE DON'T DESERVE YOU SWEATIE
>YOU WARM MY HEART GUISE
>GUISE DID YOU PAY YOUR WEEKLY KRONOR DEPOSITS TO OUR KWEEN AND PRAY AT YOUR ROBOWHORE ALTAR?
>DON'T WANNA FIZZLE OUT LIKE THAT CULT OF FAGGOTS THAT WORSHIPPED GADGET GUISE
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>a general for a movie
>that OP image
thanks for warning me not to watch it
Luis Adams
>Suprisingly, about 10 seats were already taken.
Probably out-of-towners.
It might be like when I watched a Norwegian movie last fall in Oslo (Flåklypa) - we were there on a family visit, so the whole family went to the movies together. I usually don't bother booking movie tickets that far ahead in time, unless we have travel plans for a whole group or it's a big opening night.
Kayden Miller
>being so buttmad no one is responding to you that you resort to rambling incoherently
Ryan Ramirez
Jennifer Connelly in true 3D, manj.
Brody Thomas
Well they are lucky, here is out of theaters since last week.
Wednesday cm was released and tuesday was the last screening day of our girl
Logan Roberts
Damn. Trips. A couple of threads too late.
Nolan Sanchez
No love for Rob?
heres a quick sketch
David Cook
Yeah shill more post-gene heeb cunts you faggot
Logan Ross
Wow, nice this is actually a really well thought out video on a very specific topic.
Carter Price
You autists all need to fuck off the board and get to hooking your heads up with a fucking car battery to try transitioning to cyborgs, cunts
Jose Hughes
fuckin looove that left kick she does at the end of that webm, shows shes in total control of the fight
Christian Clark
In my beanerland city the three biggest cinemas have pulled it out.
Now the only screenings are in the crappy places with dubs. Each one with at least 2-4 screenings per day
Adam Thomas
He also has one on the Damascus Blade, and lots of other videos on fantasy weapons and castles.
Parker Garcia
>/aba/ board when?
Hopefully never
I loved Alita but I believe these threads will eventually blow-off, I hope so at least
It's a really good film and I don't want to see it ruined by faggotry
Jordan Gutierrez
underrated post
Lincoln Ortiz
It's incredible you have the guts to call other people autists.
How do you do it?
David Davis
>It's a really good film and I don't want to see it ruined by faggotry
Bit late for that, you motherfucking faggot
Robert Wright
With great joy, you turbotard cumguzzler. Now choke on a fucking hair curler
Brayden Wilson
I'm pretty sure he was talking about people like you
Jackson Rodriguez
Shad has fallen hard for Alita and he's pulling hard for a sequel.
youtu.be
Camden Fisher
>It's a really good film and I don't want to see it ruined by faggotry
loving every laugh
Alexander Gomez
>perfect
Adam Parker
Insightful, faggot, very insightful. Why not take a hint from picrelated while you're at it, Sherlock?
Gavin Sanchez
Man these are the first of very obvious studio shill threads.
Good on you Cameron, you saw a market in Yea Forums for people sick of capeshit.
Based Cameron ahead of the game once again.
>inb4 there have always been shill threads.
Not like this, I've been on Yea Forums from the start.
Jose Thomas
Seething
Bentley Wood
Right to the Alita's memes Hall of Fame
Thomas Campbell
Enough with the seething, I have a question. Why didn't Alita just quickly hoist up him mid air and then grab him by the neck or something, rather than lifting his arm slowly? Am I overthinking this?
Bentley Lopez
>What an incel that guy is
>Happily married and a whole heap of kids
Well OK then
Mason Stewart
>rosalita: battle angel
>rosalita: hotel cleaning lady
Kayden Adams
I'm guessing that sudden jerk would probably have a good chance of snapping the thread he's hanging by before you could get a grip on anything else.
Nathaniel Peterson
>Why didn't Alita just quickly hoist up him mid air and then grab him by the neck or something, rather than lifting his arm slowly?
Because impossible
>Am I overthinking this?
On the contrary, you don't even think
Joshua Walker
because she would rip his arm quicker? What kind of stupid question is this?
Nathan Myers
yes, he would have fallen faster
Levi White
incels have endless free time
Jason Robinson
>quickly hoist up him mid air
sudden movement would have broken it faaster
Aiden Stewart
Why can't you believe the people here really love alita?
What fucking shilling is if it is contained in a board?
This is not the first time something like this happens on Yea Forums, i think you are lying about being on Yea Forums since the beginning, or maybe you are just trying to shitpost better
Grayson Taylor
Why no Rosa Salazar in bean dub?
You had one job, dubbers.
Is it true that Zapan is good in it?
>inb4nozapaninthemovie
Jonathan Allen
Yeah
>Lets shill the movie to people who already saw it or heard about it months ago
doesn’t sound like a good marketing steategy. But what to I know, I did just a night course on sales while I was in the army.
Carter Cook
She's flexible enough and good with her feet so she probably could have grabbed him with her legs. But trauma and drama~
Samuel Harris
Oh sorry i fucked up i meant in a general, not a board
Nathan Bell
Stay safe cyberpupper!
Camden Stewart
doubtful
Cameron Taylor
Deus Ex, RUINER, System Shock 2 and maybe Furi?
David Sanchez
I think there's legitimate autists here, like that cabal of Slavs that started unironically worshipping Gadget in a literal shrine, user. Picrelated is what this shit looks like from the non-reddit outside
Hey you faggots, kill yourselves. Literally slit your wrists and tell your tranny discord friends modding the board to follow suit.
Now try that in English you fucking ESLfaggot
Owen Diaz
>I don't want to see it ruined by faggotry
Any sufficiently good (or bad) is bound to be ruined by faggotry.
You need to learn to ignore the autists and haters and just enjoy the movie.
Adam Robinson
Cry you shitskin cunt
Evan Bailey
Deus Ex 1. System Shock. Syndicate.
Metal Gear Rising: Revengence.
RULES OF NATURE
Noah Sanders
Yeah I'm thinking these fucking threads are pure unfiltered autism
Brandon Miller
Maybe she was paralyzed by fear and indecision? You can't be superhumanly brilliant in every adrenaline-inducing situation.
I think it humanises her. Super brave and on-point when she fights alone, yet hesitant when faced with holding other's lives in her hands. If she managed to save him, it would be a bit of a Mary Sue, so I'm glad she didn't.
Jose Thomas
>pointing out a post is not in correct english during euro time
Lol
I still dont know what esl means you seething faggot
Julian Reyes
I was just reading the first volume and I was pretty surprised to see how this was pretty much taken directly out of the source material sans the "fuck your mercy" line.
Luis Stewart
>I still dont know what esl means you seething faggot
I'm not surprised, you low Kelvin IQ retard
Carter Jackson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little flea? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tranny discord, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Yea Forums, and I have over 30,000 confirmed shillposts. I am trained in memetic warfare and I’m the top cuck in the entire tranny discord. You are nothing to me but just another patrician poster. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on /ALITA/? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Third World and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my reddit images. Not only am I extensively trained in shilling low-budget movies, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the tumblr archives and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Alita all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking /healed/, kiddo.
Jackson Gray
Hey /ALITA/, My name is Zapan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, fleshy, meatbags who spend every second of their day eating and pooping. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cybernetics? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of cyborgs because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the idea of living in Zalem.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top dog of the local hunter-warrior's bar, and I even had a top league run as a motorball star once upon a time. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to floating cities in the sky"? I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO chips). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Adrian Wilson
Where does this colored manga pic came from?
Nathan Walker
Kodansha's deluxe edition, I got it in digital.
Gabriel Martin
Why is his movie hair perfect? Why does he look so calm? I never quite bought the movie version of Hugo as being desperate enough to go on his suicidal climb.
Kayden Johnson
Eli Bell
I don't like how in the manga they don't translate the sound effects in English
Camden Torres
they tried to redeem him with some shitty choices like he saves ido from grewishkas grind cutters, carries the hammer after helping to save her, and decides to come down with her at the end. dont remember if mango was like that been many years but he was a shitty boyfriend who deserved to die from the start.
Ryder Rodriguez
The old Viz one did, but Viz's also mirrored the entire comic to read left-to-right and changed a lot of the names around like Zalem in Viz is called Tiphares. So pic your poison.
Jaxson Price
He did say that he'd climb that specific tube that very second if he were as strong as Alita, and he's being chased by the Factory after over-hearing that the only way to go up is as final champion. We didn't get any Shinji like freakout scenes - and though I would have liked to see that, it wasn't really missing from the movie. That Hugo had the presence of mind to even tell Ido that he was climbing to Zalem is almost impressive.
Brody Adams
Just saw it for the second time in theaters. Loved it even more. I'm obsessed. Goddamn i dont remember enjoying a movie this much in... idk actually. I pray every night for a sequel
Nicholas Parker
>Why does he look so calm?
Because the actor sucks, one user thought he got the part merely so Robert Rodriguez could self insert as Alita's boyfriend since he does look a tad like a young RR.
Jaxson Peterson
You guys took the bait lol.
I even put a bane to really drive the point home.
Charles Lewis
>he was a shitty boyfriend who deserved to die from the start
It's almost like human relationships are not perfect and people compromise, very unrealistic
Aiden Reyes
>idk actually
For me I can and I can even give you a date, the last movie I liked this much was Terminator 2, I saw it in theaters with my dad for my 7th birthday so that means July 6th 1991 was the last time I liked a movie this much..
Cameron Flores
>jack off to floating cities in the sky
>implying i'm not in zalem right now
Lol
Adrian Hernandez
>sized her up for parts when he met her
>got her chopped up by getting grewishka his grindcutters
>sells her out to vector even after that
>ditches her to go to zalem
no he should have been shot by the centurion at the start
Joshua Parker
fresh bread:
Cooper Myers
>Why is his movie hair perfect? Why does he look so calm?
>robert, jim here, quick wrap this up
>box office projections are not looking good
>ok, I will fire make up artists and I will shoot the rest of the scenes today, one take will be enough
Chase Cruz
Absolutely not needed.
Camden Martinez
this is also why all the background iron city extras are way too overexcited and animated right
Jonathan Phillips
I just like playing around dude
Zachary Smith
Fuck i just bought a whole collection in b/w, i hoped that was a fan recolor godfuckingdammit
Eli Bennett
There are only like a dozen color pages per volume it's still 90% b/w, so don't feel bad.