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God damnit, why couldn’t I just have been born him?

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

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Gonna go with based and a dash of redpilled.

Legend

This man is an inspiration

FUCKING BASED AS FUCK

yep, that's gonna be a BASED from me

Leo has the best life of all time but I’ve always known that. I’m so fucking jealous

>wealthy, successful, and attractive man prefers to date young beautiful women
Somebody get FBI on the case

>dating women who were born after his movie Titanic was made
BASED

BASED

He's being generous, most women hit their expiration date at 22

>jealous
You should be fag, men get envious

based and redpilled

It might get boring and hollow at some point but the alternative is getting divorce-raped by a gold-digging whore so I'm gonna go with a BASED on this one.

BYRP

Holy shit.
Can't even imagine the dopamine rush Leo gets on daily basis. Literal god on Earth.

Redpilled

SHOCK ME LIKE AN ELECTRIC EEL

>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

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If he looked like Harvey Weinstein the media would've eaten him alive for this

Basado.

Should I breakup with my gf? She's turning 26 on August.

>consecutive posts

based

and all he does in bed is just lay there, vape and listen to MGMT while the bitch does all the work
ABSOLUTELY BASED

Yes and you should pm me her #

Holy kek, based Big L.

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how big is Leo's cock?

Once Norm Macdonald was asked about David Spade and how he was great with women and always got supermodels and gorgeous girls. He said something like "You know how young attractive women talk about and are interested in things like celebrities, reality TV, fashion trends, gossip and such? Spade does as well. It's easy for him to talk to them about those sort of things and easy for them to feel connected to him." Same goes for Leo, on top of the money, fame and looks he knows how to appeal to young women's psyche.

BABY GIRL!

well it's just common sense to change models once they are obsolete

>what was in this for her
She got to fuck Leo DiCaprio. That was what she wanted from the start.

BRIAN ENO BRIAN ENO

based

>Second hand account

For all we know she loved it desu

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I dont have the words to describe my awe of this.

Y'know, i'm actually glad for him.
He's always tried his best in everything he's done. It usually fails, but the point is he actually tries and gives a shit about the craft.
Men should be able to date whoever the fuck they want. As long as they're 18+, who gives a shit?
Its like someones trying to halfass circle together a mob to shame him or something.
FUCK those goddamn roast beef bitches.

this man is basically living the life of a wealthy arab sheikh, god I wish that was me

After 25 it's either pregnancy and motherhood or a direct collision course to the Wall

Yea ... a Dude definitely knows !!!

great album

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he got his oscar for best actor, he doesn't give a fuck anymore, Hollywood dangled that carrot on a string in front of him for decades and now he finally got it

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No one's gonna remember Leo once he dies.

>in 8 years come find me...

This graph is bullshit, I remember he dated Rihanna a few years back and she was definitely over 25.

Not really, after their first album they went off the rails, i mean its great they get to do the musix they want but you can smell the short wire

yeah and all their music has sucked ever since.

kek

>so what do you think of the revenant

Jesus Christ that's awesome. No sag, no wrinkles, no baggage, no clout, no roast

that's exactly what he's saying

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Oracular Spectacular is their only good album, everything else sucks.

>friends with a 5-6/10 girl
>she makes me laugh though, and is really into videogames and sucking my dick
>we fuck here and there but both agree that its nothing serious, strictly fuckbuddies
>come home, she's on my pc, playing WoW
>kissing and fondling her as she plays and basically ignores me
>get a cheeky idea, unzip my pants and poke her in the cheek with my dick
>she just sorta turns her head a bit, eyes still on the screen
>get blown while she takes turns yelling at her raid group over the microphone and lazily licking my dick
Lazy fucking/sexual shit is the absolute best.

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>Know what's better than a Ken? An Oscar.

>my favorite line was HURRRAAAGGHSHSHSSHKSKSKSH where you foamed at the mouth for 15 minutes

ah to be that based. inspirational

He's smart. Women age like milk.

Based
Roasties will SEETHE that their days are behind them

I ain't even envious, I'm just glad some guy gets to live this way.

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Hello cuckold

We cant all be that based, i drop them off at 30

OY VEY HOW DARE THIS WH*TOID NOT GET MARRIED TO AN AGING ROASTIE ADOPT SOME SHITSKINS AND GET ALIMONIED!!!

Smart guy

I don’t think they dated, he just fucked her

And then everybody clapped

fucking based

pleb as fuck
little dark age is aoty 2018

sorry they didn’t make another “kids” for you to jam out to with your bros in your pontiac on the way to the frat party you fucking faggot

based

Mgmt is music for retarded frat boy cunts.

Why do you intentionally come to such a based thread to post garbage like that?

How the fuck has Leo avoided #metoo?

cuck

>have worked at small office for 3 years
>most of the women there were in their early-mid twenties when I started
>have seen them go from fresh faced girls to sunken-eyed hags in that tiny amount of time
fucking scary

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wow

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/ourguy/

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Theres literally nothing wrong with this.
I had a friend who used to plow me in the ass while I played his xbox back in the day. Then he'd suck my dick while I was watching tv It seemed like a pretty fair tradeoff at the time.

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Because literally all women want to fuck him already

cause as weird as he is he's still Leo and they can brag about fucking him to their friends

Probably just keeps them moving so they dont get feelings.
Most #metoo shit is in some sort of professional or social relationship where the female gets intense feelings, positive or negative feelings either one. It all comes from their feelings.

Based indeed

Fucking disgusting faggot

yeah I hear frat boys listening to song for dan treacy and siberian breaks all the time

Why not just play music on a stereo? lol

>Have sex with a man
>What's in it for me?
Women

What an odd criticism

dilate

have sex

holy shit, he laid back and did nothing but gestured for her to continue?

and she was scared and unsure od what to do and definitely not enjoying herself and only did it out of embarassment and shame and obligation?

im pretty sure this is literal rape

>How the fuck has Leo avoided #metoo?

He doesn't sexually assault women. He doesnt have to.

god giselle bundchen is so fucking disgusting

I've busted a few nuts to her tho ngl

f-f-f-fuckin p-p-pedo

i am not a "christmas cake" ok, people still want me after 25

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He's just like me

But you don't need a graph for that.

women need a drawing for babies to understand how insane they are

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but all the trendy tabloids these days have graphs

Oh.

He is the Genghis Khan of our time.

>fucks A lister with 0 attachments
>expects hot passionate fantasy sex
lol thots

that's just the soul leaving the body, which is typical in an office job

yellowpilled

This is the best version of Electric Eel
youtube.com/watch?v=AWigCggVv2Y

and share his comfy tunes with some thot?

Fucking based. I'm 33, refuse to date a woman over 25, and my sister and mom fucking seeth over it and constantly tell me to find a woman my own age and the girls that I want to date are too young, and thus immature. Literally went out with a 22 year old a week ago. I mean, it didn't go anywhere beyond the first date, but still. Literally EVERY woman over 30 that finds out I don't date over 25 absolutely despises me for it.

I wish I hadn't clicked on the thumbnail
what the fuck man, this is more disgusting than scat porn

>tv falls for the same "a source said" bullshit that middle aged moms do

Really made me think

not familiar with the yellow pill, it's some variation of the red?

Don’t be envious, he’s doing it for us. For the boys.

Literally living every men's dream, I hope tear are streaming down her cheeks as she type this.

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Leo is a literal god

>youtu.be/5ZP3DR0qEms?t=35

leo can do whatever he wants now. after being passed around by the Hollywood execs when he was a young twink.

for you

I can barely keep headphones on while jacking off, i'd have zero chance while fucking.

>justice
are we in the late 00's?

>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change

This level of damage control haha oh lawd

>44 years old
>No wife, no kids
>Forced to date some dumb 20 years old models
How do we save Leo from inevitable suicide?

Its not even music

Lol I don’t think the Pepe was an insult big guy.

I thought it was public knowledge that modeling agencies pay Leo to "date" their models in an attempt for the model to get publicity and recognized.

it's one of the most disturbing images i've seen online

all those women live in a perpetual "i dont need to be pleasant so i'll be unpleasant and you'll have to deal with it if you want the pleasure of my incredible company"

T. autist that has never been to a frat party.

> autist as an insult
you do know where we are are right?

Dates models. And he gets paid for it. Damn he IS a god.

same. fapped to her and alessandra ambrosio all through middle and high school

Wait wait wait...so you’re telling me that not only does he exclusively fuck hot young models but he gets paid to do it!? This man is a god.

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This is the greatest crime of the communists. They would level society, no longer would a oil sheikh or the heir to a toilet paper company have the ability to dm instagram thots "come to dubai honey" and have the most beautiful girls alive moist at their career prospects.

Damn... Not just BASED but also redpilled

He's a one man wall-detecting-machine

She got bragging rights. That's her reward. These spoiled princesses.

is there any other celeb who is asexual like LEO ?

The sole purpose of life, beyond that of immediate societal struggles, is procreation, passing on your genes and ensuring their success. Leo has failed at that despite his fame and money.

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Filthy rich motherfuckers will always exist, I don't care what system you try. In communism there will just be far less and the poor will have zero chance of ever getting there.

She'd get to enjoy the music too.

Have sex.

>if you still feel like this when hit 18, come find me

greenpilled

no need to be jelly friendo

but only liberal scholars care about genes

>The sole purpose of life, beyond that of immediate societal struggles, is procreation, passing on your genes and ensuring their success.

When the Chinks start rewriting genes on a commercial scale this sort of mentality will fly out the window.

Leo is lowkey MGTOW

>if you still feel like this when hit 1 hour, come find me

King Of The Hill is too great to be involved in this kind of nonsense.

Wait why in the fuck do 3 out of 5 have KOTH tattoos, thats so fucking odd.

He's just a normie with issues thanks to making it big so early in his life

Based 12th century time traveler working the Yea Forums marks into a seething shoot!

greenpilled

youtu.be/lqe12y8w2N4

He'll ride it out for another 10 years and then marry a based, well-heeled, foreign born 30 years his junior and Clooney the rest of his days. Have a rug rat and kick the bucket at 75 on the kid's 20th birthday.

Pretty shit taste desu. They are all the same bimbo blonde.

2nd girl looks like Elon Musk in drag
he should switch it up

It's way earlier than that my man. 16-18 is the peak. All downhill after that.

>all over 20
what a pleb. if i had his money, would be choosing only the best

Let's not pretend any man would do any differently if he had the option.

He cute

Are you seriously comparing your beta adventures with a 6 outta 10 (probably a solid four at best) gamer chick (objectively the least attractive female archetype) with the exploits of motherfucking Leonardo di Caprio? End you'rself.

Now do a famous female but with male partner height

>aged Gen X bitches and now aging vanguard millennial bitches positively SEETHING over thier loss of value in the dating game

What do they honestly hope to accomplish by beating this dead horse? Shame younger women into not wanting to date older men? Do the old hags believe they should take that forgone privilege to the grave with them?

imagine the smell

25 is coincidentally about the point where brain development completes, neuroplasticity goes on the decline, and people become less excitable/motivated and more jaded/stubborn/set in their ways. Any woman past that point that snags you into a relationship with the veneer of her Sunday best is guaranteed before your next oil change to promptly become lazy, less attentive about her appearance when she doesn't have to be, unwilling to do much but sit around at home watching Netflix garbage, and generally just a Ben & Jerry's cat lady minus the spinsterhood. Not to mention, upping the ante with expectations of "getting serious" and all the responsibilities that come with it (read: YOUR responsibilities) despite no longer having the leverage she did as a 22 year old sexpot.

Thing is, women arguably COULD plateau into their mid-30s if they put in a little effort, they just don't feel like they should have to. They took for granted what nature gave them for free when they blossomed and were the apple of every man's eye, but maintaining that with protection from sun exposure, exfoliation, healthy living through diet and exercise, make-up and dress, etc. is too much work. No man with options (much less Leo, who could strike up a conversation with a woman in line at the grocery store and be balls-deep in her before he was up next at the register) will put up with the busted nudeface, messy bun, and joggers at home and early stage arm flab for long, not when the honeymoon phase is over and he starts weighing those options. Leo didn't see the number 25 and feel disgust, he saw what the number 25 did to those women in body and mind. Men are really put off by women who lack the allure, curiosity, and energy that was the only reason their entitlement was ever warranted. Like, almost existentially. It feels like you're getting screwed out of your incentive in a paradigm ingrained in our psyches since birth.

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Better question, how do we save you from being a fucking faggot.

He can have kids at 60. And you are wrong, you treat humans like animals. Humans can have more purpose in life than just procreation.

Only boring fags revolve their life around having kids. Real human beings have their own goals.

>having kids at 60
who likes having aspie children
>humans can have more purpose
he has none apart from fucking girls and being a lonely bugger

Underrated post

Almost based, except for
>MGMT
Seriously, Leo? Hipster trash? Get some taste my dude. He probably browses Yea Forums.

samefag

Ask them how many men below 5'6 they'd date.

>that top knot and unbrushed hair
FUCK WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

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How can one man be so based?

Men aren't women retard. Women have to have children young or it produces fucked up kids. Men don't. I know /pol/ desperately is tying to spread the lie that men and women are the same, to try to fool young guys into having kids. But we aren't. Guys can safely have children their entire lives.

>he has no purpose

Do you realize you are talking about Leo right? 1, you don't know anything about his private life, goals and project. 2, working on films is orders of magnitude more meaningful and important than shitting out kids. Raising a child is the basic bitch's purpose. Intelligent people find their own purpose. Some of the most purpose driven people with the most deep and meaningful lives never have any children at all.

Yang please save me from this hell

>Guys can safely have children their entire lives.
Dumb. Man's decrepit sperm causes miscarriages and child defects.

Yes, he cute.

>Did you know, despite making only 13 percent of the population...

the neuvo architect actually he's less of an architect and more analytic like that moneyball movie

“No!”

Yeah I remember when the studies came out saying this, the thing that stuck out most about them was the fact it was a bunch of feminist gender researching cunts were mad all the blame was being put on older mothers. They tried to shift it to older fathers. Complete bullshit.

A man at 88 has sperm no different to a man at 18. Quit spreading feminist lies you seething /pol/cuck. And even if it was true, and that after 50 sperm quality degrades, then simply get an abortion on the slight chance there is a fuckup and then try again until you get a genetically healthy child. I mean that's is a far easier and better solution that ruining your life in your 20's. Plenty of men have kids in their 40's and 50's, the fact that only recently have academics tried to claim it was wrong is really fishy.

greenpilled

these fucking retards. look up larry king. hell look up joey diaz. he did so many drugs and he's obese and had a healthy child. the mother is much younger than him

le enlightened autodidactic scientist

Bingo. If there wasn't this hypocrisy, I would feel more sympathy for their circumstances.

If there is any sperm degradation, which sounds bullshit as new sperm is always being created anyways, unlike eggs which are not replenished and run out. It's probably so fucking minor, and only an issue if some married 60 year old faggot is trying to impregnate is 55 year old wife. If you are 60 and you fuck a healthy 18 year old hottie there will be guaranteed no problems.

Anyways I know from personal experience that there is no harm with an older man having a kid. My grandfather is nearly 80, and he married some young south east asian girl, and they had a healthy child recently. His new wife is younger than his own kids/my parents kek.

Wow 1% increase chance of autism. Get a womb scan and abort anything with a fuckup, then have sex again and make a new babby. For fucks sake. The tech is there to make this a complete non issue. Plus what the other user said earlier in the thread about chinks doing genetic engineering make all this pointless. Blacks will be having light skinned blue eyed babies by the end of the century.

Based seethe causing user.

DON’T

>If there is any sperm degradation, which sounds bullshit as new sperm is always being created anyways
Dumbass.
Body degrades over time. In your youth you have the least degraded cells. As you get older you create sperm from degraded blueprints.

>hey kid, wanna see a real penis?

Mr Bean far right

Some people age better than others. It's different for different people. If there is a fuckup, just abort and try again. Christ how hard is it. There is literally no reason for a man to have kids before 40 at the fucking earliest. I know I wont be having any kids before 40. Probably will wait till at least 50 myself.

Yes, but like user said it is still probably pretty minor. The role sperm plays in child production is trivial compared to what the female body has to manage. I'd imagine men hit their reproductive peak fitness in their late 20's to early 30's (ish), but the degradation of male reproductive capacity clearly only has a slight decrease throughout the 40's and 50's.

And then we all get old and die!

he doesn't want to hear her plus he has the best headphones ever

>Probably will wait till at least 50 myself.
lel dude

Then females, clearly, have outlived their reproductive peak

Don't be a fucking idiot. Kids become aspie the older you have em.

>A man at 88 has sperm no different to a man at 18
wish I could beat you to a pulp you fucking idioten
autism can't be determined in the womb

*by the age of 25. Women seem to be at peak reproductive fitness when they're REALLY young. Like, even 16. 16-20 is peak, I'm guessing. 20-25 is fine. And then after that they should really have vag-pooped out all the kids they're gonna have.

You guys don't actually believe this sort of behavior is based right?

"No different" is clearly untrue. But it is still probable that the risk of genetic degradation in the offspring is rather trivial. Relax

You listen to music on an HD 800S and then get back to speakers

If you are an old guy, just make sure you fuck a young women, it will negate all problems. The role of sperm is being greatly overstated by seething feminists. The woman's body accounts for almost all of it. So just fuck a young lass and you'll be fine. If not, abort and try again in that 1% chance of autism or whatever.

Seething fag lol. You should have been aborted.

Just fuck a girl while she's at her peak, her body will take care of it. You /pol/ fucks trying to lie to men and peddling feminist lies just because it supports your goals are really pathetic.

But that's totally normal?

It's more based than anything you will ever do in your life. It's more based than anything your children or your childrens children will ever accomplish in their lives. When Leo Vapes during sex with an under 25 year old while wearing headphones, he is dabbing on YOUR entire existence and genetic lineage.

I can't cope with having kids with a girl that's way younger than I am
I'm gonna marry in my 30s to a girl of the same age

>having sex with a girl while listening to music
most people do that anyway, cringe at you losers thinking this is the pinnacle of mankind or something, fucking hell.

greenpilled

>Just fuck a girl while she's at her peak, her body will take care of it.
That is CLEARLY what I'm saying. RELAX! And while we're on the topic of /pol/, I'd like to add that they are 100% right about the holocaust being completely exaggerated. It was like one camp that was "holocausted" (against Hitler's orders) at the end of the war. The rest of the camps were no different (and better, usually) than what the US did to the Japanese. Not one jew was murdered in gas chamber. It's all lies from the powerful

Women over 30 are the real incels

Can you not read dumbfuck?

You didn't vape and motion at her to continue though you extremely beta cuck.

Have sex while vaping.

All men are pedophiles

exactly what every man, who has worth or is on their purpose should be doing

Well that's your problem.

Ideally I'd like to wait until I was 60 and then knock up a 16 year old (in a place where that was legal of course). The kids would be 20 by the time I hit 80 and start going senile, and 36 year old mummy can do the rest after that, they wont need me around.

The correct term is HEBEphiles. Most of us aren't interested in girls (sexually) until they're about 13 at the very earliest, which is right about the time their wombs start coming online, biologically speaking. By 15 or 16 most of them are more than ready (biologically) to reproduce, and by 19 they are already past their reproductive prime. Nature can be an ugly and brutal thing

Actually based
boys need their mums more than they need their dads, you can get good role models everywhere and as long as the mother's traditional and not an imbecile he's in good hands

yellowpilled

leo is following clooneys method

Enjoy your blue eyed sea monkey mongrel spawn

Very wrong, actually. And this is well known. It's the GIRLS who need Dad less, obviously.

>I'm gonna marry in my 30s to a girl of the same age

>having kids with a woman this far past her prime

Enjoy all your autistic rugrats lol. A woman being pregnant in her 30's is far worse than the minuscule negatives of an elderly man knocking a woman up. The woman being under 30 is a fucking must if you want the children to be healthy. Not even /pol/, this is just how it is.

Have sex, incel

>Enjoy your blue eyed sea monkey mongrel spawn

Nothing against asians but there are places in Europe where 16 is legal too.

>denial

Unless you're already a millionaire, good luck getting a visa to Cuckistan, learning their language, and then bagging a teenager before you're 50.

50 year old men like teenagers, but it is usually the case that teenagers want FUCK all to do with 50 year old men, unfortunately

>The woman being under 30 is a fucking must if you want the children to be healthy. Not even /pol/, this is just how it is.
this
anyone claiming otherwise s ignorant of biological FACTS

I said IDEALLY.

>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

For years I've wondered what she thought was going to happen. Did she think she would be the one slut to change his ways? Did she honestly and sincerely imagine herself as Cinderella? Did she think she was going to break through his shell and get some of those dicapribux and a ring?

And the weirdest part is that it's not like she was some dumb country girl he made fall in love with him as a joke. She knew what she was getting into.

>and then Leo ferociously fucked Rihannas brains

giving the real D to a successful woman, while letting the woman do all the work if she's a nobody

whats some good music to have sex too? some music that makes you rock hard?

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we don't have any around jere
>>>/reddit/

because #metoo is about ugly dudes and the chicks regretting it after.

>board full of zoomers praising this
>he will never be happy

>too
illiterate donkey

>jelly boomer

NPC

It’s up to you to believe me or not.

I was a bartender in Ushuaia hotel in iniza (one of the best, or if not best hotel in ibiza)
To give you an insight of the way the hotel worked, my first night they told me «if someone asks for drugs, don’t say ANYTHING and just give this mumber»
Lots of football players used to come, musicians.. also big name actora like al pacino, and of course, Leo (of course one couldn’t get even close to them)
Thing was, Mr Dicaprio rented a penthouse for himself, and another separate room for their family. One good night, Leo went out, and came back with an army of 5 models(or looked at least like models, the owner of a lingerie store, and 3 boxes of underwear). I only saw him by chance in the lobby.
Story goes that He made the girls model for him in his penthouse all the night, with the underwear the owner of the lingerie store curated for him.

M

>doesn't deny that leo seems like an unhappy person

Doesn't matter.

>mgmt
>hipster
lmao are you serious

how old do you think his secret gfs are?

Fuck these incels

Kek true

she was probably just a bad lay. when you've had real sluts. boring sex sucks.

Does he even make movies anymore

hes probably very careful and checks ID, he probably has the girl bring STD/aids forms too and has a vasectomy and his sperm stored somewhere

Breeders are NPC's and their offspring are NPC's.

Only NPC's need kids to be happy.

I'm going to bust this case wide open and expose this phenomenon for the gold-digging it is.

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My parents were mid 40s and im fine boss

youtube.com/watch?v=StGksELo9Vs

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Not gonna make it

This is fucking based. Imagine one girl sitting at your side just ending your with handy's and BJ's for hours, while the other four constantly change lingerie and do strip teases for you and runway catwalks keeping you excited for hours on end.

How the fuck am I ever even supposed to come anywhere close to being this based. Unreal

How do you know Leo personally?

>cringey tripfag
>muh degenerate fornication
>muh sex only for the purpose of procreation
>muh I only really hold these views cause I'm a fucking loser and it helps me cope by viewing myself as moral paragon
kys you worthless larping nigger

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you just know
youtube.com/watch?v=UBUFmICrT-I
youtube.com/watch?v=j2S89JZ6908

What the hell are you doing here then?

>pic related
She has a giant vibrator in her ass

>doesn't deny being jelly

Leo browses Yea Forums

Leo is a god among men.

>tripfag
Wrong on the first line, wow. I think someone is a bit on edge knowing they're degenerate scum.

Transparent as fuck roast post

>>muh I only really hold these views cause I'm a fucking loser and it helps me cope by viewing myself as moral paragon

Ouch, I bet that one really hit hard. I know it's true. It was for me at least. When I was 18 to early 20's I was a virgin faggot, got sucked into similar /pol/ shit, though it was called /new/ back then. Literally did mental gymnastics to ffool myself into believing I was rejecting the roasties degeneracy and waiting for the one. Used to make edgy posts and had christfag tier views on sex.

Then I actually had sex and got a gf. The mellowing out was insane. Literally changed all my views and became a normal well adjusted person again in just a few months. It felt so good. Looking back it really saved me, otherwise I would have become an incel, I was in danger of being a prototype incel before it was a popular insult.

That's why I like this "have sex" meme. It's actually good advice. Male virginity is literally like a mental poison that will fuck you up and twist your mind into all sorts of weird places. And having sex or getting a gf just once is enough to fix most guys and cause them to mellow the fuck out and think rationally and logically about things for fucking once. As a former incel, I really hate other incels. Stubborn fucks.

>dated

When exactly did this word replace "fucked"?

>tripfag
user....

Have sex

I'd say the teen years are the golden time frame.

How?

Thanks for convincing me never to lose my virginity. I don't want my unclouded mind warped by the sins of the body.

>doubles down and proves my archetypal assessment of him indisputably correct
that's all I wanted to know

greenpilled

Have sex. Your mind is clouded by your virginity. Unwarp and correct your mind to your natural state via having sex. Sex repairs the mind user.

Proof that I'm not a tripfag is pretty evident user. Are you in special classes?

>desperate straw manning in an attempt to deflect
Here's your final (you)

Actually on second though, your right. i am a tripfag, thanks for correcting me user. Maybe I am wrong about Leo not being based as well.

>boohoo I have sex with lots of women because I'm as worthless as a pile of garbage

The only thing that sucks about older women is that they get turned off by your sexual inexperience.

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Based

Why the fuck did you just reply to yourself cancerous tripfag? Are you one of those metnal fuckup discord trannies?

you literally are a tripfag though, you absolute fucking melt

kek

>being this upset over someone talking to themselves
I think we both know deep down who is truly the mentally handicapped.

Based Leo, he might not be a great actor but he sure is living the life

Are you British or something? Most women don't collapse like that in their 20's.

>promoting his degeneracy
Imagine how many virgin girls he has turned into whores. How many future wives now ruined due to getting involved with his lifestyle of drugs and partying?

I can't take the cringe anymore, it's called namefagging you stupid newfags, tripfags have a code

>this seethe

Based Leo for causing incels to fucking wobble around on their beds in rage.

Idiot.

Fuck muh dick.
This is straight outta a porn I watched many times.
I hope you cummed in her mouth and she swallowed without saying a word

oh you can take the cringe. I think you'd be surprised

ENOUGH WITH THE BLACKPILLS

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to be honest, if a guy looks like he does at 44 he deserves it. he's not even a case of extraordinary well-aged genes, yet if you put any woman of his age in comparison the difference would be atrocious

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Some people have too much free time in their hands.

Oh yeah? Well I've never even dated a woman! Take that!

This is what I secretly fear.
What if I already had girlfriends though ?
I rejected every one of them it doesnt apply to me then
Maybe sex is a poison and you got addicted and now you are used to settle for women you dont like because you want your dick wet
I m not pure by all means but I keep my degeneracy to myself with porn and shit
But I ll cave in soon enough. The one isnt gonna come
Fuck I m not even waiting for the one I just want a girl I really like
Got really close earlier this year. Shouldda take my chances

Do you really need a graph to show that?

thats how i felt living in japan having a new 20 year old woman every week and now back in sydney doing the same on tinder because of the demographics here (no white people in the city)

>graph created by reddit user
it's a meme graph created by a plebbitor, of course it didn't have to be made but its a LOL DICAPRIO DOESN'T DATE OLDER WOMEN meme graph to get upvotes

Holy mother of BASED

Strange, I'm the guy you are replying too and I am also from Sydney and enjoy going overseas and fucking asian girls. Never tried Japan though. Is it really easy to pick up good looking 20's every night or so? I know it's easy as fuck in SEA nations. But I thought Japan/SK were more racist and had higher standards.

I can't stand being in the CBD though. Not even for tinder dating.

>is it really easy to pick up good looking 20's every night or so?
Nah, I went a last year for a month and didn't get any. I also didn't shower for the entire time I was there so maybe that had something to do with it

why would he give a shit about some orbiter that's just using him so she can say "omg i slept with leo bae aw yiss"?
girls like that are a diamond dozen
maybe if they showed a little integrity he'd show a little interest

that's honestly pretty funny.

let's be honest, attractive women are a bag full of bugs. She was indignant as fuck that he didn't stroke her ego

It is easy unless you are fat or really smell bad or something. I have blonde hair and blue eyes though so that might be an advantage there too but I think they just like foreigners in general.

In sydney you can pull of the same thing with tinder now because of the size of the chinese population but yeah, you will quickly find chinese are far more risky and less nice. you can meet the nicest person one day and then a psychopath girl who wants to kill you before she even meets you the next week.

>what is lying?

>didnt shower
that had everything to do with it. kek.

Just when I thought he couldn't get any more based.

are you handsome?

Nah.

No, I'm admittedly below average.

>you will quickly find chinese are far more risky and less nice. you can meet the nicest person one day and then a psychopath girl who wants to kill you

I think I will just stick to whores over city psycho's to be honest mate. Japan sounds good though. Maybe I will go there next year. Already got a month long trip planned to Thailand this year. And yeah I shower and look decent.

I guess it depends on whatever japanese people find attractive. I'm sure it's a little different than here. but yeah they aren't big on fat or not showering. Anyway I found it pretty good. No disrespect to them at all, they aren't like roasties or anything, they're just really sweet and interested in foreign guys.

What you think the emotional IQ of this man is huh?

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>But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT
Mah boy.

i just wonder why the guy doesn't want kids, with his genes and some model he could make real cuties. then he can be the rich and distant father, financialy supporting his wife and children while he fucks 22 yo thots

What is up with your obsession over kids? Not everyone wants one. Why must everyone have one?

Why yes, how'd you know?

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i think you have me confused with someone else, just arrived to this thread.
just have a son to play catch with every 3rd saturday and go back to acting/fucking 18 yo hotties, it's that easy

what a fucking misogynist!

Why would you subject kids to this shitty world? Nobody asks to be born. Especially ones that will inherit this toxic-infested planet of NPCs.

Society is going to eventually collapse. It won't be a dramatic occurrence, but a slow grinding dissolution thanks to short-sighted economics, dependence on fossil fuels, SJW politics, and the toll that automated labor and A.I. will inflict on the laboring classes.

cont'd:
you're right, ofc not everyone absolutely has to have kids, but in his kids when you can support them without lifting a finger or interacting with them until they're 16+, wouldn't you want one?
i think regardless of the state of the world leo's kid won't have any problems in it

in his case*, fuck

No I'm not confused. I am talking about you and all the other fags who constantly bring up kids, white birth rates and all that other crap whenever it's mentioned, or whenever the childfree life is brought up.

Why do you think playing catch with some kid would be a fulfilling thing to do for Leo? Maybe he doesn't want to do that? Why do you assume that everyone wants kids or would like to raise a child?

They can tell eventually.

I refuse to believe a man can be that based. I believe that he only fucks hot young models all day,but that he gets paid for it? Fuck outta here!

>but in his kids when you can support them without lifting a finger or interacting with them until they're 16+, wouldn't you want one?

No, why, what's the rationale behind wanting one in that situation? How does being rich suddenly make kids a more attractive option?

Maybe, maybe not. Other anons already mentioned how it's ideal to have women below 30 to have kids, but they forgot to mention that the man has to be below 30 too. If a 40-something guy impregnates a 22-year-old woman, there's still a good chance that his aged sperm will contribute to genetic defects whether physical or mental.

A guy in his early 30's that has a kid with a woman in her early 20's is the limit to which you can have a successful pregnancy without a high risk of autism and other negative conditions. I think Leo knows that it's best not to play with fire and knock up some model.

And even if he does have a kid, whose to say that the kid or kids will turn out well? Leo's kids will be in the limelight and deal with paparazzi 24/7. Not to mention the pressures of growing up amongst celebrities and probably indulge in drug use and alcoholism. Probably even be browbeated to virtue signal in whatever far-left memes go on in the 2020's and 2030's. Even the rich and famous aren't immune to dealing with problems. They may not have to deal with busting their humps at work and paying bills, but they still face the same set of problems that everyone else deals with in this climate.

>despite all this incels will still try to spin the narrative that Leo is depressed and has a bad life simply because he doesn't have some sentient cumstains running around.

HAVE SEX INCELS

>s, but they forgot to mention that the man has to be below 30 too.

Still trying this lie incel? We've already discussed and debunked that exact point in this thread.

i was just thinking what i'd do if i were leo. i don't think i'll ever have children, but if i were him, when you literally don't lose anything, i'd have one just to see what it feels like. probably find a nice pretty non-celebrity mother, make a financial agreement with her and have her pop one out

I don't know, it must also be hard never being able to connect to a single human being through a lifetime.

The downside of a loose lifestyle I guess.

Why do women care if a guy in his early 30's dates a woman that's 5-10 years younger than them? When I was 30, I met a girl that just turned 21 and took her out. I got a ton of flak from female workers when they found out and even my female friends. What gives?

>you have to have kids in order to be able to connect to another human being

Wew. Please have sex.

Maybe they find that boring and a waste of time. Maybe they have better goals in life.