>it's a "random person who's bleeding profusely" episode
It's a "random person who's bleeding profusely" episode
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>it's a 3 cops shouting commands all at once to an unarmed drunk guy and then tackling him when he doesn't comply episode
>BONUS: While his girlfriend is yelling at the cops in the background
>..yeah, see a lot of uh, illicit activity around here..s'why we do our saturation patrols so often
>..gonna see what this guy heres doing real quick..
I saw what would have been a good Cops moment at Wal-Mart the other day. I was going in and cops had some car surrounded that was illegally, crookedly parked by the entrance. 4 door beater with two windows busted out. Scraggly looking dude jumps out and tries to jump a guard rail into the woods and the woman took off running at the same time down the side of the store. Both got tackled after like 5 secs cuz they were slow as shit.
I was talking to someone who I assumed worked there asking what was going on. Apparently they were all strung out on meth and came to the store and stole all kinds of shit. They ran out and left their two little kids behind and then came back to get them 10 mins later. The woman looked like she hadn't showered in months. Kids were crying and cops were trying to console them. Poor trashy people are entertaining as hell.
>It's a no shirt no shoes episode
post some Cops kino pls
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
God damn, that cop has terrible running form. No wonder he gets absolutely smoked.
>it's a gang of 7 methheads robbed a jewellery store in broad daylight during 90's las vegas episode
he runs like his shoes are untied
I can break these cuffs
>its a "suspect obviously throws a baggie right in front of the camera" episode
You can't break those cuffs.
Isn't that every episode?
it never gets old
True.
The best reality show ever
I'd love if cops had a realistic episode one day, half the cases turns out people aren't doing anything wrong, the racial make up is 95% black 4% hispanic 1% white instead of being 75% white 25% black. People get shot when they reach for their drivers license.
lmao
>youre goin to jail
>why
>for runnin
>and that?
>yeah and that
>its an attempted suicide by cop episode
>it's a San Bernardino County Sheriffs get called into deal with an issue in Rialto city limits episode
Nice
he bends down at ~1:40 to tie his shoe
>it's a america lacks a functional mental health system episode
>that one guy who suduko'd on Fox News live when Shep Smith freaked the fuck out
>it's a domestic abuse at a motel at midnight in some midsouth town
>everyone is sweaty, cop car LEDs are on, film is grainy, backdrop is dark with street lamps in the distance turned on
>mfw watching this on tv at a motel while traveling
>when that LACS badge appears
San bernardino sheriffs are absolute cucks Ive lived in the IE my whole life and they all act the same
This is a comedy skit
>Ive lived in the IE my whole life
70% chance we've seen you in an episode of cops
>papi
what is that some psychological shit to get them to treat you better?
lmao
>It's a Clown arresting prostitutes episode
gross how can that person be a hooker?
still better that a domestic call
fuck cops
not the show, real cops
Guess these bitches don't know who John Wayne Gacy was.
>you tryna kill yourself?
>yeahhhh
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Absolute kino. Worth watching from start to finish.
this is amazing
>HE HIT ME
>NO NOT HIM
>HIM
>NO HE GOT STABBED
>come over here real quick
>you got anything that will poke me, prod me, stick me?
>any weapons, knives, bombs, or anything i should know about?
>bleeding from his eye
>OH YOURE THE ONE WHO GOT STABBED?
>random guy walks around the corner
>cops immediately go for the guns and shove him up against a wall
and this was after they tried to arrest him
he was black
papi
checked midget megasatan
i wish i could save the qt criminals
WHATCHU GONNA DO
fuckin hell, 10/10 punch line
>it's a suspect tries to eat all his drugs episode
jfc